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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

bateman

Quote from: coaster on February 06, 2014, 03:39:36 PM
I think its time for another Nooryism video.

YES PLEASE. The first two were masterpieces.


VtaGeezer

I still like Hogue as a guest. I don't buy any of the predictions of the professional prognosticators who guest on C2C; but he's the most entertaining, he makes the show interesting in spite of Noory's constant banality, and he can happily predict the coming collapse of social order without sounding paranoid or blaming imagined conspiracies.  And I think he's dead nuts on about us heading into "World War Stupid", but that doesn't take a prophet; the evidence is wall-to-wall on talk radio and Fox News night and day. 


albrecht

Quote from: sydtron on February 06, 2014, 04:35:18 PM
http://thecommonsenseshow.com/2014/02/06/john-b-wells-fired-for-being-too-popular-and-truthful-an-exclusive-interview/

Seems we're not the only ones tha think Coast is a corporate shill....

I still would like the new the actual numbers on the show JBW vs GN and if there is a difference in listening generally between a week night and a Sat night. I'm thinking people driving home from bars, people traveling, people not having to work on Sun, etc could account for more people listening to AM radio on a Sat night- regardless of host? But I might be wrong there. In any event I wish JBW the best though he has a tough fight ahead. Competing in a time slot with the corporate big-shots of talk-radio and competing directly with his friend Alex Jones for the more "conspiracy" or alternative listening crowd....and those shows aren't charging.


FallenSeraph

Quote from: ziznak on February 06, 2014, 05:48:35 PM
read the comments they're priceless

This one is hilarious:

"George Noory should be George “Bore ye”. This guy is a classic corporate hack and a suck ass old man."

**cracks up**

UFQuack

From the show description on Coast tonight:

"PK expert Lyn Buchanan will address such topics as ET contact amidst black projects"

Wow! How racist to suggest black people who live in public housing are being abducted!

VtaGeezer

Quote from: sydtron on February 06, 2014, 04:35:18 PM
http://thecommonsenseshow.com/2014/02/06/john-b-wells-fired-for-being-too-popular-and-truthful-an-exclusive-interview/

Seems we're not the only ones tha think Coast is a corporate shill....
I have serious doubts that the blogger who writes that website ever heard an Art B show on C2C, and probably not much if anything of Wells.  Bell was virtually apolitical and 95% areligious, and didn't tolerate ideologues or their harangues.  Wells, in his year as the Saturday host, was a perpetual downer, never expressing anything but cynicism, dark paranoia and unfocused negativity about virtually everything in America except his fellow naive Libertarians and guns.

Foodlion

Quote from: VtaGeezer on February 06, 2014, 08:04:09 PM
I have serious doubts that the blogger who writes that website ever heard an Art B show on C2C, and probably not much if anything of Wells.  Bell was virtually apolitical and 95% areligious, and didn't tolerate ideologues or their harangues.  Wells, in his year as the Saturday host, was a perpetual downer, never expressing anything but cynicism, dark paranoia and unfocused negativity about virtually everything in America except his fellow naive Libertarians and guns.
Naïve Libertarians and guns?

So, what is so Naïve about them?

To me, Libertarians are the most level headed of all political groups.

VtaGeezer

Quote from: Foodlion on February 06, 2014, 08:19:21 PM
So, what is so Naïve about them?
Many Libertarians promote a fantasy of selective 18th Century values, mostly inspired by a childhood of John Wayne and Henry Fonda movies.

Quote from: VtaGeezer on February 06, 2014, 08:55:38 PM
Many Libertarians promote a fantasy of selective 18th Century values, mostly inspired by a childhood of John Wayne and Henry Fonda movies.
I don't usually connect Libertarians and 12 Angry Men but I guess it works here.

yumyumtree

I actually enjoyed Hogue too.
As far as predictions go, I don't put a lot of stock in anybody's predictions, that includes people like Dick Morris and Karl Rove, people on talk radio, weather people, sports people and financial people like Gerald Celente, though some are right more than others.

yumyumtree

He did it again!( Or it's a recording.) He said "underlying" in the Vermont Teddy Bear ad! I heard the ad on Rush this morning and its definitely supposed to be "undying".

Also mentioned two disturbing stories of parents using cruelly excessive punishments on their children. And one of the perps is a former C to C guest. At least he acknowledged it.

I didnt have to have my mother tell me not to eat yellow snow. I figured it out for myself.

zeebo

Yeah Noory's gruesome news nuggets and yellow snow anecdotes, great entertainment.  I guess that's why he mentioned c2c is the "most highest" rated radio show.

coaster

I hate this stupid grammy update thing they play during the break. The woman's voice drives me mad.

Quote from: Foodlion on February 06, 2014, 08:19:21 PM
Naïve Libertarians and guns?

So, what is so Naïve about them?

To me, Libertarians are the most level headed of all political groups.

Maximum personal freedom
Minimal government

Sounds good to me.

michio

George reiterated for the one millionth time that he's an "abiotic oil believer" for no reason other than to impress Jerome Corsi of Weird Nuts Diary.  My take on sNoory's belief is WHO F_CKING CARES? GET OVER YOUR SPECIAL SELF.  Thanks much and be safe everyone.

coaster

Noory also said "it figures" when his guest mentioned that Warren Buffet owned Burlington Northern. It figures?" What figures? He didn't buy the railroad so he could poison people. Does he think all rich people are evil or something? I wish someone would have called in and asked him what he meant when he said that. Noory is such a dumb twat.

UFQuack

Lyn Buchanan claims the ET's technology is primitive, that we've traded our technology for theirs, taken their technology and improved upon it and traded it back to them. He also said their psychic powers are powerful when close by but very limited in range compared with ours.

What's this guy smoking?


Birdie

Quote from: yumyumtree on February 06, 2014, 10:22:44 PM
He did it again!( Or it's a recording.) He said "underlying" in the Vermont Teddy Bear ad! I heard the ad on Rush this morning and its definitely supposed to be "undying".

Just heard the commercial and he is definitely saying 'underlying.' I don't think it is even a mispronunciation- he flat out read the wrong word. I think. Underlying doesn't make sense, it would have to be 'undying,' right?  In any case, he pronounces the (wrong?) word very clearly.

valdez

Quote from: sydtron on February 06, 2014, 04:35:18 PM
http://thecommonsenseshow.com/2014/02/06/john-b-wells-fired-for-being-too-popular-and-truthful-an-exclusive-interview/
Seems we're not the only ones tha think Coast is a corporate shill....
Very cool article.

Quote from: yumyumtree on February 06, 2014, 10:22:44 PM
...He said "underlying" in the Vermont Teddy Bear ad!...
Most of his taped ads have some form of grammatical errors.  That no one in his posse seems able to point them out and make him do a retake is probably a result of the "ego" described in the above article.  Thus Noory marches forward into John B. Wells' territory (it’s called triangulation, and old Slick Willy trick of taking your opponent's positions) and does a Fukushima show with Steve Elwart, because "a lot of people are very concerned about this, they've been emailing me for weeks."  And he promised to "stay on this for as long as it takes." But it seemed it took about an hour for George to get bored with the whole thing when, after a moment of awkward silence, he said, "well...it’s kind of a disaster, isn't it?"  Yeah.  It's a friggin' disaster, alright.  George ended the segment telling Elwart to "be well."  A further swipe at John B.?  Wouldn't it be crazy if, after thinking that it would be Art Bell to bring the Snore-Meister down, that good old Mumbles to Midnight rose from the ashes to get the job done?  I wasn't impressed with aliens are everywhere boy, James Carman, but remote viewer and former Methodist preacher, Lyn Buchanan, may be the only abductee who I thought sounded somewhat half way kind of sort of credible.


el commandante de la resistance?
     

Izintit?

  I noticed that Jorch reinserted ...and John B. Wells in the close of the program.

Quote from: valdez on February 07, 2014, 05:41:07 AM
... remote viewer and former Methodist preacher, Lyn Buchanan, may be the only abductee who I thought sounded somewhat half way kind of sort of credible...
   



What about Whitley?

J/K

karios8

Quote from: Izintit? on February 07, 2014, 06:40:11 AM
  I noticed that Jorch reinserted ...and John B. Wells in the close of the program.

Tommy "Fat Ass" Chunkinsky queued the wrong credits recording. I bet Bore Ye has his coat on and halfway out the door before the guest is even done talking.

MV/Liberace!

i just heard, for the first time (other than when it happened), george's call to the gabcast.

man.

ItsOver

Quote from: coaster on February 06, 2014, 10:32:44 PM
I hate this stupid grammy update thing they play during the break. The woman's voice drives me mad.

What a valley girl ditz.  She must hyperventilate when she walks past a shoe store.

Nebraska888

Quote from: Birdie on February 07, 2014, 01:15:22 AM
Just heard the commercial and he is definitely saying 'underlying.' I don't think it is even a mispronunciation- he flat out read the wrong word. I think. Underlying doesn't make sense, it would have to be 'undying,' right?  In any case, he pronounces the (wrong?) word very clearly.

Another stupid error in the commercial for Valentine berries is when Noory starts talking about purchasing some for his friend's mother.  He then states that she opens the package and..........they're all gone......maybe she didn't eat them all, BUT family and friends ate some.....????????  Uh? What are you trying to say, George?

His sentence structure and usage turn into a jumbled mass of incoherence at the point when the woman opens the package.   The use of the word "BUT" is just so incorrect.  Listen to it tonight.....they play it 50 times a program.  God, why wouldn't they clean that up and retape?


b_dubb

Quote from: MV on February 07, 2014, 10:25:25 AM
i just heard, for the first time (other than when it happened), george's call to the gabcast.

man.

Not to bust your balls but George N called in to the Spec Sheet.  Don't diss our GabCast like that bro!

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