George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[valdez]

    Randy Rogers had a dream about a high school acquaintance which led him on a journey into the past, the future, other dimensions, and ultimately to the realization that there is a reason for everything, and (Yeah, George, we know.  We know.) that there are no coincidences.
     Later, during open lines, we learn that George is thinking about growing a goatee.  It seems he is growing tired of the "village people leather man meets Joseph Stalin" look.

[MV/Liberace!]

It seems he is growing tired of the "village people leather man meets Joseph Stalin" look.

haha!! that's classic.

i always associated snoory's look with that that of mario.  you know.  mario of nintendo fame.

[valdez]

     This is pretty much how George's interview with skeptic Micheal Shermer went:
     "Life after death?"
     "Nope."
     "U.F.O.'s?"
     "Nope."
     "God?"
     "Nope."
     "Surely you believe in flying monkeys, like the kind they had in The Wizard of..."
     "Nope."
     The last hour was all about Billy Meier, via his "representative" Micheal Horn.  Let me get see if I got this right:  Alien civilizations, seeking to communicate with Earth, bypass such minds as Stephen Hawkins, Michio Kaku, and Glen Beck, to instead develop a long term relationship with a dimwitted Swedish farm boy?
     Nope.

[MV/Liberace!]

     This is pretty much how George's interview with skeptic Micheal Shermer went:
     "Life after death?"
     "Nope."
     "U.F.O.'s?"
     "Nope."
     "God?"
     "Nope."
     "Surely you believe in flying monkeys, like the kind they had in The Wizard of..."
     "Nope."
     The last hour was all about Billy Meier, via his "representative" Micheal Horn.  Let me get see if I got this right:  Alien civilizations, seeking to communicate with Earth, bypass such minds as Stephen Hawkins, Michio Kaku, and Glen Beck, to instead develop a long term relationship with a dimwitted Swedish farm boy?
     Nope.

the above post is an instant classic in every measurable way.

michael horn nauseates me even more than noory does.  far more.

the guy has been riding the coat tails of this horse-shit billy meier story for how many years now?  the evidence for the meier case being one huge, poorly orchestrated fraud is so readily accessible that one need only perform about 3 minutes of research to debunk the entire thing.  actually, it's insulting that anybody should even HAVE to debunk the meier case.  i'm sure it was mind numbing to listen to snoory trying to sound engaged and interested as horn hawked his wares.

anybody remember that time michael horn was on with art and at the very end of the interview, horn plugged some sort of music cd he was selling out of an old cattle trough?  BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!  art seemed clearly nonplussed by it and surprised at the same time...  surprised in a "your home has radon" kind of way.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=932908416686551196#

[Mops]

Oh, boy, it's Brown Acid Night on C2C.  Alex Jones sez Big Oil is conspiring with the IPCC and environmentalists to promote Global Warming.
Next up:  John Lennon sold his soul to the Devil. 

[Curtis Loew]

Next up:  John Lennon sold his soul to the Devil.

Just tuned in,  I actually thought you were kidding.    Apparently the Beatles predicted 911. 
I wonder how much of this loonfest I can take?   

[HAL 9000]

I wonder how much of this loonfest I can take?

I'm actually responding to your description just above your avatar that says, "Please be nice I'm foreign."


You're not foreign... you're just ɹǝpunuʍop ɯoɹɟ!


Oh... and a Tiger Woods' wife smiley: 

[Curtis Loew]

[Mops]

Just tuned in,  I actually thought you were kidding.    Apparently the Beatles predicted 911. 
I wonder how much of this loonfest I can take?

It was George's tip of the hat to The Billy James Hargis Old Time Gospel Hour.

George tried to sell his soul to the Devil one time but was only offered some expired coupons.     

[MV/Liberace!]

have i been out of the loop for too long?

i just found out that snoory has "written" another book.  as with his first literary contribution, i find myself entirely nonplussed.

here it is.

apparently this "light" thing is being parlayed into some sort of franchise.

[Mops]

have i been out of the loop for too long?

i just found out that snoory has "written" another book.  as with his first literary contribution, i find myself entirely nonplussed.

here it is.

apparently this "light" thing is being parlayed into some sort of franchise.

He has a third book planned called, "Bugs on the Head Lights"or "Headaches from the Light Fixtures," or something like that.

BTW -- I just checked the reviews and surprisingly Amazon left mine up.

[Curtis Loew]

George tried to sell his soul to the Devil one time but was only offered some expired coupons.     

Maybe if we offered the Devil a Popsicle and a couple of T Shirts he'd take Noory off our hands. 
I'll check into that.

[Mops]

Maybe if we offered the Devil a Popsicle and a couple of T Shirts he'd take Noory off our hands. 
I'll check into that.

Offer to take back Tommy's soul in exchange. 

[EvB]

Offer to take back Tommy's soul in exchange.

hahahahaha!

[MV/Liberace!]

BTW -- I just checked the reviews and surprisingly Amazon left mine up.

can you link to it?  or just post the text from it if you can't link.

[EvB]

They seem to be leaving the bad Noory reviews alone - either that - or there are so many they can't keep up. 

I Added My Own

[MV/Liberace!]

They seem to be leaving the bad Noory reviews alone - either that - or there are so many they can't keep up. 

I Added My Own

god, ev.  why were you willing to give him even one star?

just kidding.  tee hee.

[EvB]

god, ev.  why were you willing to give him even one star?

just kidding.  tee hee.

They made me do it - the bastards.

[valdez]

     Master conman and blowhard extraordinaire, Alex Jones, in discussing his views on the UN/Copenhagen/Global Warming/One World Government Conspiracy proves the old theorem that even a broken clock is occasionally right.
     Gary Paterson is always cool, but Joseph Niezgoda's idea that John Lennon sold his soul to the devil in exchange for fame and fortune doesn't fly.  Things that are created by man, and that are considered good, and that stand the test of time, are ultimately created by God, via the hands of those who are open to His inspirations, whether they know it or not.  Guys like Michelangelo, Mozart, Shakespeare, Einstein, and Dr. Seus were all working for The Big Guy.  The Devil will fool you for a short period of time, but eventually his work will fall, like Milli Vanilli.
     George Noory sucks.

[MV/Liberace!]

The Devil will fool you for a short period of time, but eventually his work will fall, like Milli Vanilli.

agreed.

George Noory sucks.

and again.

[Marc.Knight]

the above post is an instant classic in every measurable way.

michael horn nauseates me even more than noory does.  far more.

the guy has been riding the coat tails of this horse-shit billy meier story for how many years now?  the evidence for the meier case being one huge, poorly orchestrated fraud is so readily accessible that one need only perform about 3 minutes of research to debunk the entire thing.  actually, it's insulting that anybody should even HAVE to debunk the meier case.  i'm sure it was mind numbing to listen to snoory trying to sound engaged and interested as horn hawked his wares.

anybody remember that time michael horn was on with art and at the very end of the interview, horn plugged some sort of music cd he was selling out of an old cattle trough?  BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!  art seemed clearly nonplussed by it and surprised at the same time...  surprised in a "your home has radon" kind of way.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=932908416686551196#

The sad thing is, this guy represents a rapidly growing number of people who actually believe this stuff.  This verbal excrement fertilizes the "crisis garden" folks who listen to, and believe, Nooron and Jones with religious zeal.

[Marc.Knight]

[Sophie]

Hey PW, how did I get here?  They already know my name and password?

[MV/Liberace!]

Hey PW, how did I get here?  They already know my name and password?

hi, sophie.

it's amazing what can happen when enough of these are thrown at something:

[Marc.Knight]

hi, sophie.
it's amazing what can happen when enough of these are thrown at something:

MMWWWHHAAAAAAHHAAAA!!!   For Noory, I think it would have to be:

[Marc.Knight]

Bell vs. Noory. 'Nuff said.

[MV/Liberace!]

this picture makes me wonder:  how does george noory see himself?  physically... socially... professionally... i'm not sure why this picture makes me wonder this, but it does.

[heater]

I see those 2 pictures and I feel I need to ask the following question:


Can you tell which one is Robert Ford and which is Jesse James?  Answer however you wish as long as your answer is (top) Ford and (bottom) James.  I'm flexible.....




that top picture makes me think maybe the guy who owns my local comic book shop isn't so bad and he really wasn't trying to rip me off by offering 25% of "fair" value for those comics!

[MABUSE]

this picture makes me wonder:  how does george noory see himself?  physically... socially... professionally... i'm not sure why this picture makes me wonder this, but it does.

How about: Through a glass, darkly?
(I would also have accepted "through his rose-colored ass")

**M**

[Mops]

I see those 2 pictures and I feel I need to ask the following question:


Can you tell which one is Robert Ford and which is Jesse James?  Answer however you wish as long as your answer is (top) Ford and (bottom) James.  I'm flexible.....




that top picture makes me think maybe the guy who owns my local comic book shop isn't so bad and he really wasn't trying to rip me off by offering 25% of "fair" value for those comics!

I'm wondering which one was sending love letters to Squeaky Fromme in prison.