George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bmcintyre]

Oh, boy.  Can you imagine how much Noory is going to milk his "nine years in the navy" bit tonight?  :  Thankfully, I have other listening plans.

oh god, I do not even want to think about that.  Victim by proxy.
Horrible, silly spoilt little man.

[SnapT]

"Johnny"?  George must be getting confused in his old age.  George Noory is JAY.  Art Bell is Johnny.

And tonight we'll all be listening as Ross Mitchell says "Heeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!" once again...

[bmcintyre]

Could they be . . . (fallen) angel cupcakes?

george noory sucks!

Yes!

[Roy Hinkley]

"Johnny"?  George must be getting confused in his old age.  George Noory is JAY.  Art Bell is Johnny.

And tonight we'll all be listening as Ross Mitchell says "Heeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!" once again...

Sorry for the dumb question, but did they get Ross Mitchell for Art's show?

[ItsOver]

....And, by the way, George reminds me of the kid that wont do his homework and then blames his teacher for his test grades.  Perpetual victim.

It's always the teachers.  Bunch of haters and losers. 

[phrodo]

Sorry for the dumb question, but did they get Ross Mitchell for Art's show?

Yes - the golden pipes will be together again.

[Roy Hinkley]

Yes - the golden pipes will be together again.

Cool, thanks phrodo!

[SciFiAuthor]

I like Ross Mitchell. He used to do both Art Bell's show and Phil Hendrie's spoof of Art Bell.

[SciFiAuthor]

Just for fun.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eac_1323122622

[bmcintyre]

It's always the teachers.  Bunch of haters and losers. 

You  forgot, Bottomfeeders.

[bmcintyre]

Just for fun.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eac_1323122622

That was pretty good.

I think, I could have forgiven George if he had farted loudly throughout his show. It would have been horribly funny.  (I have a 4th grader sense of humor.)

[SciFiAuthor]

Well, there you have it George. BM thinks you can improve by eating taco bell before each show and mounting a second microphone as a method of approving or disapproving of a guest. Sort of like Art's "Ding, ding, ding, ding" and "Bonk" during the annual prediction shows.

Hey, it could work. You could be the paranormal equivalent of Howard Stern.

[ADG12311990]

I like Ross Mitchell. He used to do both Art Bell's show and Phil Hendrie's spoof of Art Bell.

I always thought that Phil did both Art and Ross. Although, I have to say, I wonder why Phil never did a spoof of Dave. (Maybe because the current show was a spoof itself? )

[UnscreenedCaller]

One last shout out to 'johnny' before I tune into XM and out of AM:

New Kid in Town, Eagles (Lyrics)

[Nighthawk]

Just thought I would write in to say goodbye folks. I am leaving this thread now. I will be over on the Art Bell thread permanently now. See ya over there. If not then BE WELL!

[bmcintyre]

One last shout out to 'johnny' before I tune into XM and out of AM:

New Kid in Town, Eagles (Lyrics)

George doesn't want to hear it.

[UnscreenedCaller]

George doesn't want to hear it.

That's OK. I put up the lyrics so he could read it. Or, if the spirit moves him, 'johnny' can do karaoke and sing it.

[bmcintyre]

Well, there you have it George. BM thinks you can improve by eating taco bell before each show and mounting a second microphone as a method of approving or disapproving of a guest. Sort of like Art's "Ding, ding, ding, ding" and "Bonk" during the annual prediction shows.

Hey, it could work. You could be the paranormal equivalent of Howard Stern.

Nah, it would be more of an "OMG, did he really do that?" kind of thing.  He could be like a "Dad" on C2C.  Sometimes he would amaze himself with his farts right in the middle of an interview or sometimes he would just pause, you know, "dead air," and then continue as if nothing happened.  Or maybe sometimes, he would ask us to listen carefully and then explain what he had for lunch.  The evil spirits that live in his digestive tract.

[ziznak]

I'll be getting my intellectual stimulation from art... but I'll still listen to snoore's when I'm trying to sleep or if i need a laugh.

[coop]

George, you lying, sarcastic unfunny dolt...you're the only one you care about.  There's something very wrong with you and your lack of humanity, simple George.  Why don't you lick your wounds at the studio in Kona which the company built, just for you George, before they change the locks and kick you to the curb.  Have a pleasant evening!

[sharkbait]

Now that Art is back I have no desire to ever listen to Dave again. I may tune in to the odd Knapp show as long as he is still there but that will be it. However, I will continue to peruse this thread as it has given me countless hours of amusement and I can continue to be informed of his flubs. Davey Boy is just one of those rare inept forces of nature that you just can't help but follow his antics while continuously shaking your head in awe of his mush-mouth stupidity, and the man can switch from stupid to creepy, and back again, in the click of an eye.

[fotd]

The whole click of an eye thing reminded me of something Kelly Bundy would say.  I could totally hear George uttering some of these:
http://www.bundyology.com/kellyisms.html

George Noory Sucks!

[UnscreenedCaller]

Nah, it would be more of an "OMG, did he really do that?" kind of thing.  He could be like a "Dad" on C2C.  Sometimes he would amaze himself with his farts right in the middle of an interview or sometimes he would just pause, you know, "dead air," and then continue as if nothing happened.  Or maybe sometimes, he would ask us to listen carefully and then explain what he had for lunch.  The evil spirits that live in his digestive tract.

Or, he can be like my dog and look at his butt in surprise, each and every time. The only thing of concern is if he has to rely on Tommy for fart cue cards. That could be awkward.

I'm such a twelve year old.  :

[ItsOver]

You  forgot, Bottomfeeders.

What was I thinking?    They all need to "getta life."

[starrmtn001]

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[Sumthins Goin On]

I've watched all of this for a looooong time and yes Noory sucks, as well as suck can be.
I think his major problem is that he's like the plate spinners I used to see on Ed Sullivan. Eventually all the shit will crash.
Too many irons in the fire, too much trying to please all of the people all of the time and being a friend to all and having no friends. Too much George of spreading yourself too thin so that the result is suck suck suck.
There is no way to do all of what you do and be good at it. Art had a simple concept and for example still does. Just look at his new setup, 8 ch mixer, 360 audio playback system, and what looks like a CD player. No turmeric, no carnivora, or whatever the else your hawking today etc.
You suck because you don't have any time to do what you should be doing. Being a host, and that's it.
I think you mean well, but you come off as  disingenuous and full of shit. When you get stomped by what I think is the roots of what real radio should sound like, take a lesson. Maybe there's still hope. You didn't always suck. All this and I haven't heard Art's program yet.
Art seems to worry that he won't be as good as he was in the past, well even on a bad day he's a better man than you.
I sign off wishing you George, a dose of reality. You can't come to this forum and kiss and make nice nice because you are now threatened. Too little too late.

[NefariousBanana]

GEORGE!  ONE HOUR AND FIVE MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIIIIIE!

[bateman]

WOW, in Time Magazine, no less:

What does Bell think of the man who replaced him on Coast, George Noory? He’s a lazy broadcaster, Bell says, indifferent to what he puts on the air. “This fellow, half the time, he doesn’t sound like he’s listening to his guest. He’ll come back and ask a question that had just been answered five minutes previously. Or he’ll inject a complete non sequitur. The guest will be talking about Bigfoot, and he’ll ask, ‘Well, does that have something to do with angels?’” Worse, “there’s a lot more politics in it, a lot more medical crap in it, a lot of New Age-y crap that I won’t touch. I prefer science.” Bell hopes competition will raise all boats. “It betterâ€"otherwise George’ll be a submarine.” Fans seem to agree: The first Google autocomplete hit on Noory’s name is “George Noory sucks.”

http://entertainment.time.com/2013/09/16/art-bell-radios-most-popular-weirdo-returns/

[b_dubb]

poor Dave. that's what you get for going through the motions. 

[fotd]

Art Bell just sunk your battleship.