George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

Way to mistake facetiousness for seriousness! I'll dumb it down for you next time and call him a turdhead or something more potty humor so you'll get it.

That'd be great, thanks

[SciFiAuthor]

That'd be great, thanks

Only for you. George Noory is a poopie head ... for having Oates on.

[Meanandnasty]

I think crappydoodoo expresses it better.

[sleeplessinca]

Only for you. George Noory is a poopie head ... for having Oates on.

Yeah he's a dick but I wonder what the hell sound would be played backwards?

[SciFiAuthor]

Yeah he's a dick but I wonder what the hell sound would be played backwards?

Debunked or not, the hell sound is creepy as all get out. I don't buy Oates at all, but I did find a gem of a clip of him though. The look on the old priest's face throughout the interview is priceless. That's the look of a man that's thinking "This is the stupidest crap I've ever heard in my life!"

Speaking in Tongues - Reverse Speech with David John Oates

[area51drone]

He KNOWS it was  not a shot at him...for 11 years I have done everything I could for him. Things you aren't even aware of...which includes defending him from that fraudulent philipino letter, supporting him at public events, getting an immigration attorney for his new wife...understanding his grief. Why in God's name would I want nothing but the best and happiness for him.
Good grief.
IT WAS SETTLED..no one...and I mean NO ONE told us other wise.

I know that this is dredging up an old post, but in the off chance you read this George, I thought it would be something you'd want to hear from a long time listener of both shows.

As much as I think Art is a better host - I think you even know that George - and I personally probably won't listen to much C2C moving forward, I do believe that you wish the best for him.   I could tell when you mentioned his return on the air that you were honestly glad he wasn't directly up against you because you didn't want to be in direct competition.  You could hear the relief in your voice, and I believe you when you said you owed him for the opportunities that have happened in your life.   Of course you do, you and all of us are in debt to Art.   He's not a god, but many of us have had our lives enhanced, enlightened and more fulfilled having listened to him all these years.   

I'm not saying that you haven't worked hard George.   Yes, I think your pizza rolls story was ridiculous and hilarious.   We all have had bad days at work.   But hey man, honestly,  I'm sure you will continue with a lot of listeners who love you and your style.   It may not be my bag of tea, but to each their own.   I hold no grudges against you  as a host.   I'm sure you've done your best, and I thank you for the nights that I have been entertained - certainly there have been some.   I give you a lot of credit for coming on here and trying to talk to people who have nothing but bad to say about you.   I'm not sure why people would rip on you so personally because let's face it, its not like C2C cost them any money - they could have always turned the dial if they wanted to.    Good luck to you.   I honestly hope you and the show improve so that I have even more entertainment options.    My one thought for your show is that you should challenge people more.   Go get 'em. 

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Oh dear.
"Starting this week, Coast to Coast AM will begin presenting one-minute health updates. For more, check out http://www.criticalhealthnews.com "

[Morgus]

Oh dear.
"Starting this week, Coast to Coast AM will begin presenting one-minute health updates. For more, check out http://www.criticalhealthnews.com "

and that site just sells junk, its a damn infomercial that Noory is calling an "update"

[DanTSX]

George also helped me source a lawyer to successfully import my exotic nymph barely legally adult wife from Asia.

Human trafficking would be a good topic for C2C.   Maybe they come threw pohrtahls

[area51drone]

George also helped me source a lawyer to successfully import my exotic nymph barely legally adult wife from Asia.

Human trafficking would be a good topic for C2C.   Maybe they come threw pohrtahls

Now you are trash talking Art.   There's nothing wrong with George trying to help Art in whatever way he could.   Older men marry younger women all the time, by the way.   Poor Art has had some serious family problems in his life.  If he and his wife can find happiness, who are we to judge?   I only hope for his and his children's sake, that he reconnects with the two kids he had with his first wife, whom are not mentioned in his Art of Talk book.  Finding that out was kind of sad to me.

[valdez]

     Robert Zubrin  said that bacteria can survive in a vacuum for millions of years.  I need to read up on this because that's just friggin' amazing.  Discussing Nano-technology ("why is smaller better?"  "How do they make things so minute and they still work?") with Rosalyn Berne, George said "1966, Fantastic Voyage, with Raguel Welch, that to me would be the beginning of Nano-technology."  Therefore, according to George Noory's own "logic", 1966, which also was the year of the release of 1000,000 years B.C., also with Raquel Welch (coincidense or chupacabra?), would have been the beginning of the Stone Age.  Mrs. Berne said she also has the ability to talk to horses ("It's kind of magical, isn't it?"), and she was in the middle of a very interesting horse story when George cut her off with a horse story of his own, and Berne never finished her story.  I'm going to email her, apologize to her for George being such a dope, and find out what happened with that horse.  Because George Noory sucks.

R.W.

[Falkie2013]

corruption impossible to avoid and fantasies fueled for a lifetime by the sound of it.

Not at all.

It just seemed incongrous to have showgirls while they were having the moon landing on live while everywhere else in the casino everyone was oblivious to history in the making.

And I didn't have any fantasies about them.

Though I'd never seen someone dressed in so little in public except on tv when there were dancers.

I was very shy back then but the two women were impressive.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR87cv7EEHc&list=PL867F11F493EF7A3D

I did have a fantasy about someone who lived in my apartment building. We used to go swimming together and she was a former Playmate of the Month. We had become friends over the time I lived there. She said we'd go out when I got old enough but then we moved, damnit.

And there were other things we discussed that I can't bring up here as well.

I wasn't shy about her because we saw each other almost every day when it got too hot to stay inside.

Back then I was more concerned about just finishing high school which I thought was boring as hell, though I spent about half my time not being in classes because I knew most of the subjects and kept getting called to other classes to run projectors and edit and splice films when they broke. It got to the point that I was considered indespensible and didn't have to attend all but one class in my last year in school.

They used to run a lot of health, safety and geography films back then they were awful.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mT6zo7sOmk

[Earth Pod]

     Robert Zubrin  said that bacteria can survive in a vacuum for millions of years.  I need to read up on this because that's just friggin' amazing.  Discussing Nano-technology ("why is smaller better?"  "How do they make things so minute and they still work?") with Rosalyn Berne, George said "1966, Fantastic Voyage, with Raguel Welch, that to me would be the beginning of Nano-technology."  Therefore, according to George Noory's own "logic", 1966, which also was the year of the release of 1000,000 years B.C., also with Raquel Welch (coincidense or chupacabra?), would have been the beginning of the Stone Age.  Mrs. Berne said she also has the ability to talk to horses ("It's kind of magical, isn't it?"), and she was in the middle of a very interesting horse story when George cut her off with a horse story of his own, and Berne never finished her story.  I'm going to email her, apologize to her for George being such a dope, and find out what happened with that horse.  Because George Noory sucks.

R.W.

Sigh..   I heard that too and it was painful.  I don't think GN knows how to have a conversation and is one question after another, sprinkled heavily w/interruption and repeated stories about himself.  Poor fub, he doesn't even get it. 

What's a fub??  I don't know.  I just made it up...it's not great tho.

[Falkie2013]

     Robert Zubrin  said that bacteria can survive in a vacuum for millions of years.  I need to read up on this because that's just friggin' amazing.  Discussing Nano-technology ("why is smaller better?"  "How do they make things so minute and they still work?") with Rosalyn Berne, George said "1966, Fantastic Voyage, with Raguel Welch, that to me would be the beginning of Nano-technology."  Therefore, according to George Noory's own "logic", 1966, which also was the year of the release of 1000,000 years B.C., also with Raquel Welch (coincidense or chupacabra?), would have been the beginning of the Stone Age.  Mrs. Berne said she also has the ability to talk to horses ("It's kind of magical, isn't it?"), and she was in the middle of a very interesting horse story when George cut her off with a horse story of his own, and Berne never finished her story.  I'm going to email her, apologize to her for George being such a dope, and find out what happened with that horse.  Because George Noory sucks.

R.W.

Racquel still looks so hot !

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQZt0zH1BLQ


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[Falkie2013]

and that site just sells junk, its a damn infomercial that Noory is calling an "update"

Is the first one going to be on the treatment of 3rd degree burns and how to clean your microwave ?

[Sardondi]

Raquel Welch has to be over 70. She's going to join the Lena Horne-Chita Rivera-Rita Moreno Ageless Women Hall of Fame.
*edit*
Just checked: Raquel is 73. Incredible. Lena was almost 93 when she died in 2010; Chita Rivera is 80; Rita Moreno is 81. Dancers, man. 

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Now you are trash talking Art.   There's nothing wrong with George trying to help Art in whatever way he could.   Older men marry younger women all the time, by the way.   Poor Art has had some serious family problems in his life.  If he and his wife can find happiness, who are we to judge?   I only hope for his and his children's sake, that he reconnects with the two kids he had with his first wife, whom are not mentioned in his Art of Talk book.  Finding that out was kind of sad to me.

It was quite funny though.
area51drone I'd like to thank you actually. Your avatar led me to the show Trailer Park Boys, which I had never heard of here in the UK, it is very funny.

[coaster]

barely legally adult wife from Asia.

Well shes turning 30 now, so she was what, 23 or something when they met? Hows that "barely legal"?

[coaster]

 I do believe that you wish the best for him. 
[/quote]
Except Noory actually lied about doing all that shit for Art. Bell confirmed it.

[Meanandnasty]

Have you ever flipped through the television channels on a Sunday morning and find that probably sixty percent of them are infomercials?  They disguise themselves by attempting to provide informative content and then you are jarred into only so much money plus shipping if you act now.  I don't watch.  To me, they are an annoyance.  They are infomercials.

Coast is now the infomercial of the radio shows with this new health segment.  It ties back to a nutritional website for you to order products with Noory endorsing them or maybe involved in the business?  I am speculation but, are there not ethics in broadcasting?  This is like his guilt trip that if you did not sign up with Giam, that you would not help contribute to help the needy listener campaign.
Noory you have really changed.  The ride is all about the almighty buck.  Maybe you have not changed, we just really did not know you.

[ItsOver]

Yes. It looks like indifference has set in. That's worse than hatred!

It shouldn't be much longer before Dave starts posting again just to keep this thread going.  He'll no doubt be pining for the good old days when folks took the time to notice how much he sucks.

[Morgus]

I did have a fantasy about someone who lived in my apartment building. We used to go swimming together and she was a former Playmate of the Month. We had become friends over the time I lived there. She said we'd go out when I got old enough but then we moved, damnit.

wow - do you know her month and year in Playboy? 

[Falkie2013]

wow - do you know her month and year in Playboy? 

At this point I can't remember who she was except that she was a cute busty brunette. I had a number of copies of her appearance autographed but so much of my stuff burned up in a fire in 1977.

Its driving me crazy that I can't recall her name. I'm going to have to go through Playboys and see who jogs my memory. I remember some playmate names but it has been 45 years after all.

The other thing she told me she would is " cure " my virginity problem once I got old enough too.

We moved a lot and everytime I met a girl, we'd move again.

Or my interfering Mother would find they weren't " good " enough for me.

* sigh *


Its why I didn't have a regular girlfriend until I moved out and was 25.

Later I met a lot of dancers, strippers and porn stars and it went from a sexual desert to a smorgasbord.

Women liked me because I didn't treat them like they were just a pretty face or were busty.

Women are more than that to me and always have.

After all, you have to live with them once you get out of bed, don't you ?

[George Drooly]

George said "1966, Fantastic Voyage, with Raguel Welch, that to me would be the beginning of Nano-technology."  Therefore, according to George Noory's own "logic", 1966, which also was the year of the release of 1000,000 years B.C., also with Raquel Welch (coincidense or chupacabra?), would have been the beginning of the Stone Age.

BAHAHAHA

[sleeplessinca]

Women liked me because I didn't treat them like they were just a pretty face or were busty.
Women are more than that to me and always have.

chicks dig that 

[phrodo]

After all, you have to live with them once you get out of bed, don't you ?

Ummm - no ... you give them a ride home. 

[DanTSX]

Now you are trash talking Art.   There's nothing wrong with George trying to help Art in whatever way he could.   Older men marry younger women all the time, by the way.   Poor Art has had some serious family problems in his life.  If he and his wife can find happiness, who are we to judge?   I only hope for his and his children's sake, that he reconnects with the two kids he had with his first wife, whom are not mentioned in his Art of Talk book.  Finding that out was kind of sad to me.

maybe they can find happiness with an asian bride too.  Make mine Vietnamese.  I always felt that the Pinoy have an identity complex.  Moving them out to Death Valley would be like moving to the moon.  But I am glad that Art and Airyn are happy.  That isn't sarcasm.  I'm actually happy, and quite surprised. 

If George tried to bring an exotic bride home, he'd screw it up by stuffing her in his suitcase and booking with an airline notorious for losing luggage, and she would end up being shipped to zimbabwe by happy accident.  If she went the normal human trafficking route, she would probably be helping herself to the relief crew on the airliner on the way back.   Some Virgin Atlantic or Lufthansa pilot knobbing Dave's Concubine that he just paid a substantial dowry (1 best oxen) for.


I'm not really sure what we are getting at here, but Art certainly is doing the dirty old man thing at a level that nobody ever expected. (typical of a talented achiever), and George would be like he found the script for a discarded Jerry Lewis movie from the 60's.  60's is an important number in numerology and Jerry loves the handicapped!  Do you SEE the possibilities !  OH my friends, we are going to get along GREAT!

YOU BUY DAUGHTER YOU PAY ONE BEST OXENS MISTER AMERICAN MOUSTACHE!

[Meanandnasty]

Five-second Health Care Update:  To enhance your grey matter listen to Dark Matters with Art Bell.

[michio]

No wonder GN is so distracted during his shows--he's pampering his other social media stuf while doing c2c. 

I see how GN creates stuff in his brain--he's a little name dropper.  Thursday GN said he met Jenny Mccarthy in the elevator and how nice she was.  Does it really count as a meeting when you are stuck in the elevator w/someone?  Friday night he mentioned again that he met her but left out the elevator part.  By next week he will say he met Jenny and they talked numbers and that he will have to ask the numbers lady what it meant.  He will leave out that Jenny asked him what floor he wanted on the elevator and he said 4...   

McCarthy gave sNoory her number, she told him it's 867-5309.

I'm flabbergasted over Georgie not inviting Jenny on his show to hysterically scream and mournfully cry in sync about those terrible, evil, killer vaccines that cause everything from autism to hangnails.  Or perhaps Georgie did invite her but she and/or her agent gave Georgie the cold shoulder because he hadn't yet discovered a fresher feeling mouth and better smelling breath.  Whatever way you look at it, Jenny is definitely Georgie's kind of crazy.

[phrodo]

McCarthy gave sNoory her number, she told him it's 867-5309.

LOL ! "Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?..."