George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[sleeplessinca]

I, for one, would like to see our Roy hook up with the foot chick, and he could give massages to his heart's desire, a true win for both of them. It would be Bell Gab's first romance (as far as I know).

Yeppers!  You totally get me and most women for that matter.

[Roy Hinkley]

Hey Sleepless, I'm so glad to see you taking this all in stride.   

Sorry if my posts got you some unwanted attention.  So, as Dave would say, are we "infamous" now or famous?

[Roy Hinkley]

Yeppers!  You totally get me and most women for that matter.

I would be honored to give Sleepless her first official Coast to Coast foot massage.  And to keep this Coast-related even more, I'll dedicate it to Dave - for without his SUCK page, this would not have been possible.      

[SaucyRossy]

I would be honored to give Sleepless her first official Coast to Coast foot massage.  And to keep this Coast-related even more, I'll dedicate it to Dave - for without his SUCK page, this would not have been possible.      

[Roy Hinkley]

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Don't get it.

[CampsieNP]

I kind of set this off by saying I could practically hear Aldous' avi say his one liners.  The guy is really funny.  Love to meet him (and his lucky wife of many years).  I'm still proud of my haiku and hope I bring something to the thread.  Roy is clearly an affectionate guy.  I appreciate that.

On another thread aldous mentioned we should all try to get together sometime. Early internet I was on Prodigy and we had a great chat room group. We organized a weekend and all met up in Las Vegas. It was so much fun and well worth the effort to get together. Las Vegas was a good spot because we were from all over the country but the numerous flights to Sin City at fairly reasonable cost made if feasible. Heck, maybe Knappy would meet up with us.

[sleeplessinca]

I'd think of you all with every tingle across my crown charka. 

I also don't get the voyeur guy - is that Aldous?

[aldousburbank]

I also don't get the voyeur guy - is that Aldous?

Not me. I don't speak french.

[SaucyRossy]

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Don't get it.

It was my reaction to reading about foot massages on this thread.

[sleeplessinca]

Must be chewiest beef jerky in history - and a big ol piece of it. 

I've been posting some fav drinking and art bell music suggestions. All Dan Hicks but so very sweet.... Anyone ever heard those?  Bueller?

I've been thinking about submitting Dan Hicks' cover of Maria Muldaur's "Hell I'd Go" as an answer to UFO Phil.  The lyrics and Dan's alien scat are worth the price of admission but it is maybe a tad hyper.  Can't find it on internet either.  All wrong for Snoorz so don't en try Tommy!

[sleeplessinca]

It was my reaction to reading about foot massages on this thread.

Is that a good thing?

[ItsOver]

On another thread aldous mentioned we should all try to get together sometime. Early internet I was on Prodigy and we had a great chat room group. We organized a weekend and all met up in Las Vegas. It was so much fun and well worth the effort to get together. Las Vegas was a good spot because we were from all over the country but the numerous flights to Sin City at fairly reasonable cost made if feasible. Heck, maybe Knappy would meet up with us.

Coastgabbers in Vegas with George Knapp.  I can see us all in one big, goofy adventure, wondering how we managed to "misplace" George the night before, while GK is trapped on a Vegas hotel rooftop.  Roy H. marries Sleepless during the night and is surprised the next day to discover he's hooked-up with nothing but a tatted-up talking foot.  Of course, the whole silly thing was caused by a goofy Dolphin who wanted us to join his pod and secretly spiked our ceviche before the wild night of Dave bashing and merriment.

[sleeplessinca]

Just don't call me Hoppy.  I think Roy would be surprised to find he hit a jackpot.  Just sayin'.

[bateman]

http://youtu.be/yM0wP07wD2g

George Noory still sucks.

[sleeplessinca]

Bateman, that brings deep consideration of the lowly foot massage.  It can be a soulful experience to be sure. 

[Roy Hinkley]

http://youtu.be/yM0wP07wD2g

George Noory still sucks.

Whoa, I don't want to get thrown off any building!!  (Just kidding) 

Believe it or not, I have never seen Pulp Fiction - that was funny.

[Roy Hinkley]

Coastgabbers in Vegas with George Knapp.  I can see us all in one big, goofy adventure, wondering how we managed to "misplace" George the night before, while GK is trapped on a Vegas hotel rooftop.  Roy H. marries Sleepless during the night and is surprised the next day to discover he's hooked-up with nothing but a tatted-up talking foot.  Of course, the whole silly thing was caused by a goofy Dolphin who wanted us to join his pod and secretly spiked our ceviche before the wild night of Dave bashing and merriment.

Sounds like a great weekend to me, well, except for the disembodied foot thing.  Not to be too demanding, but I was kind of hoping for a bit more of a lady than just a foot... I have so much more to give than just foot massages and pedicures...

[SaucyRossy]

Is that a good thing?

Yeah it was just kinda "huh.....ok....I'll just let this weirdness happen in front of me thing"

lol
Nothing bad.
I guess you have to watch supernatural to appreciate the gif.

[Roy Hinkley]

Just don't call me Hoppy.  I think Roy would be surprised to find he hit a jackpot.  Just sayin'.

Awww... You got that right Sleepless - Roy would feel like he hit the lottery of love.  And I'd proudly carry around my tattooed lady foot everywhere I went, happily ever after...

P.S. Dave Noorie SUCKS!!

[sleeplessinca]

Who would accept a foot massage from Snoorz?  He'd probably say something like, "Next hour, a stimulating foot message.  Is er ah the foot a part of the  er ah body? Fascinating!"

I couldn't stand Pulp Fiction cuz I couldn't see spending the next 2 hours with such nasty people.   Tarantino's stuff and me don't connect.  Oh well.  Walked away (with both feet) within first 15 minutes.

Roy - Professor is an excellent improvement over the last avi. Always loved Professor even though he was such an older man.  Mr. Snoretato Head was yours, right? He definitely belongs on the list of nasty Snoory pictures.

[Roy Hinkley]

Roy - Professor is an excellent improvement over the last avi. Always loved Professor even though he was such an older man.  Mr. Snoretato Head was yours, right? He definitely belongs on the list of nasty Snoory pictures.

I had recently been using music avatars, but originally I had a version of this:

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[bateman]

Bateman, that brings deep consideration of the lowly foot massage.  It can be a soulful experience to be sure. 

Sounds like someone has a foot fetish of their own.

#nojudgments

[Morgus]

Noory hosts tonight for his first Sunday of the month show with his submerging artist bumper music.
He must be running out of guests lately - tonight he has scheduled some guy who hosts an internet streaming videocast, kind of like Noory's own Beyond Belief videocast...

[Roy Hinkley]

Roy - Professor is an excellent improvement over the last avi. Always loved Professor even though he was such an older man. 

I was wondering if anyone had ever gotten my screen name.  "Roy Hinkley" is the character name of the Professor on Gilligan's Island - Professor Roy Hinkley -  B.S., M.A., Ph.D - better known as Russell Johnson.  I didn't put up "The Professor" right away because I wanted to see if anyone got it.

And don't worry, this Roy isn't as old - 

[Roy Hinkley]

Noory hosts tonight for his first Sunday of the month show with his submerging artist bumper music.
He must be running out of guests lately - tonight he has scheduled some guy who hosts an internet streaming videocast, kind of like Noory's own Beyond Belief videocast...

Yeah, the old guest pool has been sort of dry lately.  Pretty soon he'll probably resort to having family members on just to fill in the guest spots after the 16th of September.

[Divine]

So appropriate for the Elvis impersonator.

Words Below.

http://artbell.com/calling-elvis-dire-straits/

[PB the Deplorable]

Yeah, the old guest pool has been sort of dry lately.  Pretty soon he'll probably resort to having family members on just to fill in the guest spots after the 16th of September.

Too bad ant Snorefica in't still around, he would have had her on about twice a week the whole time.

[SciFiAuthor]

George would have made an excellent Gilligan's island character. The zany radio host that gets marooned on the other side of the island with his floating studio. The Professor picks him up on his radio and George thinks it's funny to keep reading news reports of the imminent rescue of the castaways as an April fool's joke, but it all goes wrong when Thurston Howell and Lovey set a trap made up of a hole with palm leaves disguising it. George falls in while out looking for coconuts and is forced by the castaways to use his radio to call for help which is responded to by a cameo appearance of Adam West and Burt Ward. George gets on the boat first, but a storm blows up and the castaways remain stranded on the island while George yells "So long suckers!" as he disappears off into the distance.

[Roy Hinkley]

George would have made an excellent Gilligan's island character. The zany radio host that gets marooned on the other side of the island with his floating studio. The Professor picks him up on his radio and George thinks it's funny to keep reading news reports of the imminent rescue of the castaways as an April fool's joke, but it all goes wrong when Thurston Howell and Lovey set a trap made up of a hole with palm leaves disguising it. George falls in while out looking for coconuts and is forced by the castaways to use his radio to call for help which is responded to by a cameo appearance of Adam West and Burt Ward. George gets on the boat first, but a storm blows up and the castaways remain stranded on the island while George yells "So long suckers!" as he disappears off into the distance.

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Remember the episode where Gilligan Dave screwed everything up so they couldn't be rescued do the show with any competence?

And Skipper Jonas Grumby Dick Hoagland, the hot-headed Captain of the SS Minnow Enterprise Mission who always blows everything out of proportion.

[bmcintyre]

Thanks for including me in your post.  Um, I think I was being polite and maybe kind to Sleepless - sorry if I violated some forum decency code of ethics.  She seems very nice, and we posted back and forth a few times.  I think if we are going to take it to the next level, I'll go ahead and PM her though, you know so people didn't speak ill of her or my reputation. Then you'll just have to wonder.  Maybe we'll have the first CoastGab love child!

I don't think posting for fun and posting as a "thinker" are mutually exclusive.  I like to think I can think critically of Dave Noorie, AND have fun banter with other posters.  I mean good God man, how many permutations are there to say Dave sucks, and how badly and in what way he sucks?  It gets a little redundant redundant at times.  I think even though it is a SUCK thread, we can at least have a little fun too - I don't think MV has stated this thread shall be 100% Dave sucks without the slightest of deviation and militant adherence to said sucking.  Dave sucked yesterday, he sucked today, and will suck in the future.  If we miss five minutes, it's okay, he'll still suck when we get back on track.  We get it, but we're multi-dimensional, unlike Dave. 

I concur with you except for the love child thing.  I guess overposting the reasons that Art was great and George sucked was inappropriate for this thread.

I come on and off while doing about 4 other things so maybe too much posting.  I think its okay that Roy flirts with the pretty foot.  That is a good thing.