George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

No, he can't bring her on.  His Aunt, Toyotacorolla, an actual doctor, died under mysterious circumstances because a radio was dropped into her bathwater.  She fried.

Was it a C Crane radio?  If so, they could add that to it's list of 101 uses.

[bmcintyre]

Was it a C Crane radio?  If so, they could add that to it's list of 101 uses.

As George...at the time, because of his deformed tongue, all he could say was dlopped mhy rahio inda tub.

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Reverse Speech
Date:    09-05-13
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    David John Oates

Certified Hypnotherapist, David John Oates, has developed a technology known as "reverse speech" which he claims can give us new understandings of language and the human mind. He will demonstrate how this technology can be used to determine deeper meanings in how individuals deliver key words and phrases by playing the audio of their speaking patterns backwards and interpreting what, at first impression, seems to be gibberish.
Website(s):

    reversespeech.com
    davidoates.com

Book(s):

    Beyond Backward Masking

Ok did Mr Art Bell ban this guest??

I remember hearing a show with this guy years ago. I was quite interested, I visited his website and read all his claims and listened to all the clips of reverse speech. Then I realised it was all a load of horse shit and I had wasted a load of time.
What can ya do?

[aldousburbank]

peyote?

No, before that.

[bmcintyre]

No, before that.

Psilocybin (and pretend I am saying this with Gypsy's voice from MSK5--whatever, I cant remember, long week, very tired.

[nooryisawesome]

Sphit show

First half is a infomercial

In the first half, Rob Condrey, of "Died in House," will talk about how his company searches millions of records to determine if a death has occurred in a home. Followed by Open Lines.


NICE

[bmcintyre]

So tonight, Mr "I'm concerned about your privacy" is providing a free two hour infomercial for someone whose company invades the privacy of anyone who died at home or had a loved one die at home. Two hours of informercial time for this creepy, invasive company. So much for respecting privacy, eh Jorch? Jorch's brain is ratcheting up at the thought of gory, messy deaths and f*ck their families if they object. And to forestall his probable excuse - just because it's a matter of public record, doesn't mean it's right to provide that kind of interest to the lurid minded like yourself.

To reiterate, George Noory sucks.

He has a prurient interest in this stuff.  GEORGE HAS NO EMPATHY

[nooryisawesome]

SO is the owner of C crane and Carnivora next weeks guests?

Would make for a " spihht cwassic cwoast to cwost" show

[ItsOver]

No, he can't bring her on.  His Aunt, Toyotacorolla, an actual doctor, died under mysterious circumstances because a radio was dropped into her bathwater.  She fried.

Gypsy, I thought his Aunt Toyotacorolla was a psychic, with strong extra sensory powers .  She was as good at seeing the future as Dave is at hosting radio shows.  She was the lucky one, though.  She got offed by a radio instead of slowly tortured by one, like Dave's listeners.

[UnscreenedCaller]

what about asswipe?

Absholutely

[Roy Hinkley]

Absholutely

Well, Tommie seems to do just about everything for Dave, so technically "Asswipe" may be Tommie.

[sleeplessinca]

Well, they're not from SF, but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su15FbPJfdI

Yeah - that's d'kine. Sign me up for Blind Faith, Cream, Traffic Steve Winwood and me have same birthday - different year), Steely Dan, OLD Fleetwood Mac, David Byrne, Elvis Costello and a lot of the new stuff I have found on this site.  I'm so dated but that's how the cookie crumbles.  Anyone heard "You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)" by the Beatles?  Good fun.

[bmcintyre]

Gypsy, I thought his Aunt Toyotacorolla was a psychic, with strong extra sensory powers .  She was as good at seeing the future as Dave is at hosting radio shows.  She was the lucky one, though.  She got offed by a radio instead of slowly tortured by one, like Dave's listeners.

She was a real doctor, and then a real dead doctor.

[ItsOver]

Well, Tommie seems to do just about everything for Dave, so technically "Asswipe" may be Tommie.

"That's true.  Have I told you I like hot dogs?  Chicago, all beef.  The best."

[ItsOver]

She was a real doctor, and then a real dead doctor.

I wonder if her nephew is her way of getting back at radios.

[bmcintyre]

Was it a C Crane radio?  If so, they could add that to it's list of 101 uses.

George comes from a long line of con artists.

[sleeplessinca]

Not sure what the current status is on JC, but here are a couple clips. 

I love this clip here - Edna calls in to Art and says that he and George live together in his Payrump, Nevada compound!

JC WEBSTER - EDNA CALLS IN

Here he tracks Edna to Art's compound = LOL!

JC WEBSTER - FINDS EDNA 2012

I like the good old classic rock as well.  I have a satellite radio, and can always find many good sources of ear candy and interesting stations from all over the planet (as Dave would say).

These clips made my day - especially the Art Bell one.  I never heard these before.  I love when Art is taken aback when she says that George Noory lives with him in the Pay-rump compound.  Dang I miss Art - and JC.  Loved it - thanks Roy

[bmcintyre]

Sphit show

First half is a infomercial

In the first half, Rob Condrey, of "Died in House," will talk about how his company searches millions of records to determine if a death has occurred in a home. Followed by Open Lines.

NICE

Now George has to be getting Kickbacks for this.  Why would he think that anyone wants to hear this?  This is one of those things that people have stated that they do not want to hear.  Yet, George, listens and goes on doing what he wants.  What an absolute immoral schmuck. 

[sleeplessinca]

George comes from a long line of con artists.

He sure don't come from no line of pro artists.

[bmcintyre]

He sure don't come from no line of pro artists.

!!!
Oh, you!!! George is just a silly old turd, that gets aroused by pain and suffering.  Its even better if he can talk about it, like he has concerns, but he really doesn't. 

[ItsOver]

Well, Tommie seems to do just about everything for Dave, so technically "Asswipe" may be Tommie.

Speaking of Dave, did you finally scare him away for good?  Not that I'm complaining but I thought he liked you.  With Art's latest comments, maybe Dave could start an "Art Bell is Not Very Nice!" thread.  Dave, Tommie, and assorted aquatic and marsupial mammals could join in and get all miffed and stuff.

[starrmtn001]

Can you give me a link to Art Bell's FB page, I can't see this thread on the one I'm linked with. ta.

Here ya go. 

https://www.facebook.com/art.bell.716/posts/545558225492301?comment_id=69424361&notif_t=like

[bmcintyre]

Speaking of Dave, did you finally scare him away for good?  Not that I'm complaining but I thought he liked you.  With Art's latest comments, maybe Dave could start an "Art Bell is Not Very Nice!" thread.  Dave, Tommie, and assorted aquatic and marsupial mammals could join in and get all miffed and stuff.

Yes, I recall he called you by name.  Have you been hurt recently; suffered any skin diseases or burns? Loss of limbs in a tragic accident?

[nooryisawesome]

Now George has to be getting Kickbacks for this.  Why would he think that anyone wants to hear this?  This is one of those things that people have stated that they do not want to hear.  Yet, George, listens and goes on doing what he wants.  What an absolute immoral schmuck.

Im fine with shows on ghost. Really im interested in Paranormal shows like ghost. But really a freaking interview with your sponsor for 2 hours!!!!!! thats not a radio show thats freaking an infomercial.

Theres a 1,000 different people who have written ghost books, made movies , etc

Cant get 1 on those people on the show....no a sponsor.

[aldousburbank]

Speaking of Dave, did you finally scare him away for good?

Theyz just scouting the course of our stream, wet finger to the wind, checking to see which way the tail wags. MeThinks Tommy/Lisa figgered it out, told einstein. Hugs followed. How long until we go to Mars?

[ItsOver]

Yes, I recall he called you by name.  Have you been hurt recently; suffered any skin diseases or burns? Loss of limbs in a tragic accident?

Let's see.  Roy is a character in "Toy Story."  "Toy Story" is kind of a fancy cartoon movie for children.  Gypsy's on to something here.  Have you been maimed recently, Roy?  Have you thought about being maimed?

[PB the Deplorable]

... Ive kept this show alive when it was near death. We have grown it...

There seems to be disagreement about George's contributions

[aldousburbank]

Have you been hurt recently; suffered any skin diseases or burns? Loss of limbs in a tragic accident?

...Had your throat scorched by a Mexican cabdriver who hurt his back so you gave him $ but you hit on his grandma and so you had to broadcast from your Hawaiian studio?

[bmcintyre]

Im fine with shows on ghost. Really im interested in Paranormal shows like ghost. But really a freaking interview with your sponsor for 2 hours!!!!!! thats not a radio show thats freaking an infomercial.

Theres a 1,000 different people who have written ghost books, made movies , etc

Cant get 1 on those people on the show....no a sponsor.

Remember the ghost society that Art would bring on that recorded EVPs.  They were a mix of older and younger people. I haven't heard from them in years.  I never hear EVPs anymore.   I think George is after the $s. 

George makes me think too much about him.  I just accepted Art and his interest in the paranormal.   

   

[bmcintyre]

...Had your throat scorched by a Mexican cabdriver who hurt his back so you gave him $ but you hit on his grandma and so you had to broadcast from your Hawaiian studio?

And, if you have any pus or infection, are you gallant enough to bring a tool to work to ensure that everyone gets an eyefull?

Because everyone wants to see necrotic skin.