George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bmcintyre]

I thought your post was a good springboard to my new attempt at a poem inspired by a poster a week or so ago...

There once was a man we’ll call Dave,
Who insisted he worked from a cave,
He greeted his guests “How are yoooo”
Then took calls every night until two,
He berated his producer named Tommie,
And had serious issues from Mommy,
He hit all the forums with his trolls,
While eating those damn pizza rolls,
Then one night he appeared on CoastGab,
I’m here as part of my re-hab
He said helllooo, it’s me Gnoory,
I’m here to tell my side of the shtory,
My new name is “I’m not Art”,
So let’s begin with a fresh new start,
I’ll check in with you once in a while,
As long as there’s no one who’s vile,
I want pointers and tips I can use,
But we knew it was all just a ruse,
Cause night after night with the show,
It still continues to just blow,
So now just try to remember,
Come soon toward the end of September,
We can soon leave the host who’s from Hell,
And finally return to Art Bell.

Wow!!Pretty much said it all.

[ItsOver]

I thought your post was a good springboard to my new attempt at a poem inspired by a poster a week or so ago...

There once was a man we’ll call Dave,......

Most excellent, Roy!    (Thanks for the fancy emoticon, Onan)

[Roy Hinkley]

Tell you what, make this happen & I'll be there.

LOL - can you just imagine Jorch drunk!  I would pay big bucks to see that.  With the gems that come out of him sober, it would just be shpectacular.

[ItsOver]

Furthermore, his own words demonstrate that he is a mean-spirited, angry, bullying manipulative cocksucker.

Yes, but beyond that I'm sure he's a swell guy who could only be loved by his mother.

[Roy Hinkley]

Thanks BM and ItsOver!

[bmcintyre]

Bell and Knapp are real people with higher than average intelligence and life experience who don't have to make the show about themselves. Punitt is a conceited, pedantic little turd who is in love with the sound of his own voice. Wells is a plodder but he tries. The Imposter is a dope who has to fake it.

Wells can be good sometimes.  When he interviewed those scifi writers and no one believed in UFOs; that was kind of funny.  And, he did a good interview with the ex-scientologist.  But, when they get into politics, they are not in their element.

[bmcintyre]

LOL - can you just imagine Jorch drunk!  I would pay big bucks to see that.  With the gems that come out of him sober, it would just be shpectacular.

I think, if you have the podcast, you may be spending as little as 25 cents a day to hear it.

[Roy Hinkley]

I think, if you have the podcast, you may be spending as little as 25 cents a day to hear it.

Hmm, good point!

Hey BM, you said before your avatar is your dog - what breed is it?

[bmcintyre]

Hmm, good point!

Hey BM, you said before your avatar is your dog - what breed is it?

He came from nome, sneaky neighbor dog+schipperke.

[ItsOver]

LOL - can you just imagine Jorch drunk!  I would pay big bucks to see that.  With the gems that come out of him sober, it would just be shpectacular.

I'd like to hear a drunk Dave call Art some night and blame him for all his issues and talk about "threatening his Hoover." 

[Roy Hinkley]

He came from nome, sneaky neighbor dog+schipperke.

Oops, darn fence failed.  Those Schipperke's are cute little dogs. 

[Roy Hinkley]

I'd like to hear a drunk Dave call Art some night and blame him for all his issues and talk about "threatening his Hoover." 

Yeah, yeah, like one of those great drunk calls to an ex in the middle of the night.  We need a mole to penetrate the organization, befriend Dave, get him drunk, and make that happen. 

[ItsOver]

OK.  I've already got "bifurcated" on my "Most Wanted Words for Dave to Mispronounce List."  I've now added "Schipperke" to the list.

[starrmtn001]

Yeah, yeah, like one of those great drunk calls to an ex in the middle of the night.  We need a mole to penetrate the organization, befriend Dave, get him drunk, and make that happen.

Is that anything like "Spy vs Spy?"  You must be Mad sir.  Mad!

[Roy Hinkley]

Shitpperke.....

Schipparkay......

Skipperkeshe....

Oh gosh, Tommie, can you texx me the way to pronounshe this damn dog's name!!??

[bmcintyre]

Wells can be good sometimes.  When he interviewed those scifi writers and no one believed in UFOs; that was kind of funny.  And, he did a good interview with the ex-scientologist.  But, when they get into politics, they are not in their element.

I guess Ian and his wife had a morning show in MN.  That had to be as irritating to listen to as public radio (save the car guys).   

[SnapT]

Noory's going on MV's podcast?  Holy shit.

Why does this remind me of the time Halle Berry actually showed up to accept her Razzie Award for Worst Actress?

http://youtu.be/U-7s_yeQuDg

I wonder if George will blame Tommy.

[Roy Hinkley]

Is that anything like "Spy vs Spy?"  You must be Mad sir.  Mad!

LOL - great idea starrmtn!  Paper*Boy could probably do a great Spy vs. Spy cartoon with Dave as the evil spy...

[ItsOver]

Yeah, yeah, like one of those great drunk calls to an ex in the middle of the night.  We need a mole to penetrate the organization, befriend Dave, get him drunk, and make that happen.

"Bat(e)man!!!!"



"There shall be NO potato salad!!!!"

[George Noory]

I guess Ian and his wife had a morning show in MN.  That had to be as irritating to listen to as public radio (save the car guys).

Someone actually agreed to marry that sexually ambiguous blob?

[PB the Deplorable]

Before everyone goes all "YOU GUYS SUCK" about this...oh nevermind.  Realize a couple things...

1) Gnoory has agreed to work out a plan to be on the show so nothing is concrete but it does look good.

2) The dude is a real person...you can hate the "product" he delivers all you want but it is very stand up to show up on here and discuss the fact this thread exists.  That doesn't mean you have to agree with him or even give a shit one way or the other.

3) he is coming on The Spec Sheet.  Michael has free reign to be himself as do I.  I intend to have fun not be David Frost.  If you have ever listened to the podcast you already realize that.  Since paranormal takes up a minority of my thought process it may take up a minority of our conversation.  I would like to hear how he uses tech and let it go from there.  Same way I am with all our callers or potential guests.

With this in mind do not try to read more into his appearance than what it is...

I have to admit I'm more interested in his personality quirks and hosting suckage than how he uses technology, but that's just one persons preference.  Would you care for a stack of cue cards? 

I'm still curious if George's people called your people of if your people called his people to get this going.

...  Art has never been expected to respond to his detractors directly on here...

Does he have any?

[bmcintyre]

Oops, darn fence failed.  Those Schipperke's are cute little dogs.

Schipperkes are very hyper and dominating for such little dogs.  Had one of those before Scrappy. 

[Roy Hinkley]

I guess Ian and his wife had a morning show in MN.  That had to be as irritating to listen to as public radio (save the car guys).

A lot of fans of Ian - I wasn't one either.  I think the guy is a pompous ass, extremely full of himself, and very argumentative with his guests and callers.  Add to that an enormous (figuratively and literally) hypocrite.  He does MANY things that a Deacon should not do as a religious man.

[bateman]

"Bat(e)man!!!!"



"There shall be NO potato salad!!!!"

[bateman]

Someone actually agreed to marry that sexually ambiguous blob?

Remarkably accurate description. I always found him grating too. His "where are you taking us now?" schtick made my skin crawl.

[Roy Hinkley]

Schipperkes are very hyper and dominating for such little dogs.  Had one of those before Scrappy.

So, they're kind of like Ian then, only cuter...

[George Noory]

Remarkably accurate description. I always found him grating too. His "where are you taking us now?" schtick made my skin crawl.

I want to punch him in the face. Or cornhole his fat rump. Not sure which.

[Roy Hinkley]

I want to punch him in the face. Or cornhole his fat rump. Not sure which.

Well, he had that laugh/snort down pretty good like a little piggy - maybe he'd like a "Deliverance" booty call.

[George Noory]

Well, he had that laugh/snort down pretty good like a little piggy - maybe he'd like a "Deliverance" booty call.

Gee Hinks, you talkin' to me? I'm on the dark side , ya know?

[bmcintyre]

Someone actually agreed to marry that sexually ambiguous blob?

I suspect there was some desperation involved as well as a biological clock ticking.  I did see that he loved himself enough to post pictures of himself getting hair plugs to maintain that perpetual youth.  And, that pipe picture with the swirling smoke.  hmm.  Yet, won't drink liquor.  He's best friends with Andrew Zimmerman, the guy that eats anything.  Zimmerman is a case study of how, if your parents have enough money and friends, you can go from drugged out street person to tv star.   Of course, you also get to be a humble inspirational speaker too.   I made a mistake.  I worked within the system, I didn't work the system.