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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Morgus

Quote from: MV on August 23, 2013, 12:56:32 PM
george submitted a list of 34 users he'd like banned.  those accounts will be terminated by 7:22PM today.  sorry, morgus.  you were at the top of the list... but we've gotta get george on the show.
I figured that would happen with Noory's MO ...  ;D

coaster

Extra points for MV if he sneaks a Nooryism into the interview.

Morgus

Quote from: shell88 on August 23, 2013, 01:16:03 PM
those accounts will be terminated by 7:22PM today.

Why not 7:23 or 24??? why 22????
should have been Noory's special time he always sees on digital clocks: 11:11  8)

Morgus

I just noticed we just passed Noory's magical page number "1111"
all 11's - remember there are no coincidences :D

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: shell88 on August 23, 2013, 01:16:03 PM
those accounts will be terminated by 7:22PM today.

Why not 7:23 or 24??? why 22????

let's not be silly.  what kind of madman would terminate accounts at 7:23 or 7:24?  i think the proper way forward here is clear.

coaster

Quote from: MV on August 23, 2013, 01:11:24 PM
uhh, to whom is this addressed?
Merely acknowledging that Noory exists makes you a shill now, don't ya know. And if you talk to him, well, god have mercy on your soul.  ::)

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: coaster on August 23, 2013, 01:23:33 PM
Merely acknowledging that Noory exists makes you a shill now, don't ya know. And if you talk to him, well, god have mercy on your soul.  ::)

please, christ, tell me that's not what he meant by that.

shell88

I hope this doesn't turn into a Mutiny.


lonevoice

Quote from: shell88 on August 23, 2013, 01:16:03 PM
those accounts will be terminated by 7:22PM today.

Why not 7:23 or 24??? why 22????

Because 7 +2 =9 and 9+2 = 11

1111    1111    1111

b_dubb

Quote from: MV on August 23, 2013, 01:11:24 PM
uhh, to whom is this addressed?

to anyone foolish/brave enough to respond? I'm kidding of course. That you may have thought I was being serious just shows how mental people are getting about Noory's presence. People need to get over this. Instead of playing to Noory's / PremRad's hand. It's bad enough that some of you are listening to C2C still


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: b_dubb on August 23, 2013, 01:41:34 PM
to anyone foolish/brave enough to respond? I'm kidding of course

i hope so.  you scared me.  i was thinking, "oh shit... bdubb's gone rogue."

CampsieNP

Quote from: MV on August 23, 2013, 12:39:36 PM
george noory will be appearing on the spec sheet (the podcast i do with themudking) soon.  i'm leaving the country within 10 days, so it'll happen before then.  his appearance will be aired live just as all of our podcasts are, and he'll be taking your calls.   

ufoship.com

This is a joke, right?

b_dubb

Quote from: MV on August 23, 2013, 01:46:30 PM
i hope so.  you scared me.  i was thinking, "oh shit... bdubb's gone rogue."
Yeah I've had a full psychotic break from the person that called the show yesterday. I blame the psilocybin. Sorry

lonevoice

Quote from: shell88 on August 23, 2013, 01:42:29 PM
please clue or tune me in 1111
Back when I still listened to C2C, say around 2002-2003, Noorie used to claim (over and over again, ad nauseum, ad infinitum, as he's wont to do) that he saw digital 1111, every damn where he went, on every damn digital device he saw.  It was 1111 on his clock, 1111 on his car radio, always that damn 1111.  Surely it meant something precipitous, calamitous, dead babyish and mangled puppyish?   (He was trying to make his own "shadow people" happen) Then his dumbed-down ohm-pen lines callers started calling in saying they were seeing it every damn where too!  Ooooo. 

I guess, from what I gather, he quit doing it at some point; but WE know better.  Note the remarkable coincidences on page 1111 of this very GNS thread.


Quote from: lonevoice on August 23, 2013, 01:50:34 PM
Back when I still listened to C2C, say around 2002-2003, Noorie used to claim (over and over again, ad nauseum, ad infinitum, as he's wont to do) that he saw digital 1111, every damn where he went, on every damn digital device he saw.  It was 1111 on his clock, 1111 on his car radio, always that damn 1111.  Surely it meant something precipitous, calamitous, dead babyish and mangled puppyish?   (He was trying to make his own "shadow people" happen) Then his dumbed-down ohm-pen lines callers started calling in saying they were seeing it every damn where too!  Ooooo. 

I guess, from what I gather, he quit doing it at some point; but WE know better.  Note the remarkable coincidences on page 1111 of this very GNS thread.


He misplaced that cue card. 

He'll run across it again one day and start seeing 11:11's ull over thuh place uh-gin.

ACE of CLUBS

'There once was a buffoon named George ....
On lava hot Pizza Rolls, he would gorge ....
With sauce dripping from his chin,
He'd commit the ultimate sin ....
In the bathroom, George would dis-gorge.'

Quote from: MV on August 23, 2013, 01:52:36 PM
it's the real deal.


Assuming this isn't a joke -

How did THAT come about?  Who contacted who? 

Are you going to ask the 'why do you still do the things people have been complaining about for 10 years' type of questions - with examples, or are you going to lob softballs to him?

I'm really curious how much attention they've paid to the various GNS threads over the years. 

Oh, and has he seen the cartoons.

eddie dean

Quote from: MV on August 23, 2013, 12:39:36 PM
george noory will be appearing on the spec sheet (the podcast i do with themudking) soon.  i'm leaving the country within 10 days, so it'll happen before then.  his appearance will be aired live just as all of our podcasts are, and he'll be taking your calls.   

ufoship.com
good get MV!
I wonder how much show prep ol' George will do to prepair for your show?

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 23, 2013, 01:54:07 PM

Assuming this isn't a joke -

How did THAT come about?  Who contacted who? 

Are you going to ask the 'why do you still do the things people have been complaining about for 10 years' type of questions - with examples, or are you going to lob softballs to him?

I'm really curious how much attention they've paid to the various GNS threads over the years. 

Oh, and has he seen the cartoons.

i will be polite, but i won't be restraining myself in terms of the questions i ask.  furthermore, you're welcome to call in and ask whatever you like.

edit:  and i think it was curtis that contacted him.  i got a note from curtis this morning saying george had agreed to do the show, so i assume curtis contacted him.  you can ask curtis to be sure.  i'm not sure it really matters, though.

CampsieNP

Has he seen the cartoons? yes, that must be asked.
And the haiku's.
Is he going to promote his appearance on C2C?
Unbeeelievabhle.

I don't think I like it.
As Linus said in the pumpkin patch, "we're doooomed".

bateman

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 23, 2013, 01:54:07 PM

Assuming this isn't a joke -

How did THAT come about?  Who contacted who? 

Are you going to ask the 'why do you still do the things people have been complaining about for 10 years' type of questions - with examples, or are you going to lob softballs to him?

I'm really curious how much attention they've paid to the various GNS threads over the years. 

Oh, and has he seen the cartoons.

This is the most important question of all.

CampsieNP

I will pledge a 25 dollar donation to BellGab if you get him to curse on the podcast MV. For a good one.
10 for just a "hell" or "damn".

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: ItsOver on August 23, 2013, 09:21:38 AM
Yes, one of the best voices in rock, Delp is greatly missed.  Here's something from their site, in case you weren't up on the latest:

"Tom is buried in the studio, lovingly coaxing his legacy analogue equipment to bear with him just a little longer while he wraps up the mix of his latest song, "Someday." Although he has listened to it more times than he cares to count, he is still very excited about it, saying, "This final song might be the title track for the new BOSTON studio album; it reminds me of the up tempo rockers I wrote for the debut album over 30 years ago."

With a little more tweaking, then some re-tweaking, then a tad more tweaking, Tom says the new album should be ready for release by mid year ... that would be mid year 2013. "After completing this mix I only need to redo vocals on a couple of the cuts, remix them, and sequence and master the album. After working on this project for over 10 years I can finally see light at the end of the tunnel," he says."

Ten freaking years.  Tom hasn't changed.  ;)  Scholz is like the "anti-Jorch."  He spends 10 years perfecting one album while Jorch spends 8 minutes for show prep.  ::) If we're lucky, "mid year 2013" probably really means "sometime in 2014."  I'm hoping they hit the road again when the new album is released.

I now return us all to GNS or "On-line advice for a challenged radio talk show host."



"Someday" LOL, how befitting! 

Thanks for that update, I hadn't followed it for a while. 

bateman

Quote from: CampsieNP on August 23, 2013, 02:15:10 PM
I will pledge a 25 dollar donation to BellGab if you get him to curse on the podcast MV. For a good one.
10 for just a "hell" or "damn".

If he has a "Tom from Office Space" style meltdown, I will pay for a year of hosting.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: bateman on August 23, 2013, 02:16:21 PM
If he has a "Tom from Office Space" style meltdown, I will pay for a year of hosting.

dedicated hosting, or shared?

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on August 23, 2013, 09:35:55 AM
I'm thinking George should cut his own bumper music. He could arrange a Boston tune in the style of Mel Torme and whip it out on you guys.

Please, please tell me he will have Shirley Jones in on the final cut!!!

ItsOver

Quote from: lonevoice on August 23, 2013, 01:37:27 PM
Because 7 +2 =9 and 9+2 = 11

1111    1111    1111

I though it was because 2 x 11 = 22.   We should probably leave these advanced math problems for The Numbers Lady or the C2C Science Adviser.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on August 23, 2013, 02:17:18 PM
Please, please tell me he will have Shirley Jones in on the final cut!!!

i'd prefer shirley roper.

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