George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

Turns out Dave was right when he said "sumpthin's gunnuh happin.  Ikun fee lit"

"Pie... meet face."

[PB the Deplorable]

Karma's a bitch, Dave.

Heh, I wonder if all the 'Dave' references are a little disconcerting to readers whose real names happen to be Dave.

[Nucky Nolan]

Has C2C been playing that DiedintheHouse.com ad for a while?  I heard it for the first time last night.  Man, PR has become a pretty classless outfit.  Oh, sure, it's a paying customer, but wow...  Of course the regular C2C listeners will probably be all over that number.

Are you freaking kidding me? That's worse than the bad breath commercials. You can judge the ratings and success of a show by its advertisers and sponsors. You don't see Carnivora ads during the Super Bowl.

[gandalf50]

I read this http://bit.ly/190uwkB  and for a brief moment was very happy.
Guess the H stands for wHore

[Juan]

It's been a while since I've mentioned this, but George Noory sucks.

[ItsOver]

Heh, I wonder if all the 'Dave' references are a little disconcerting to readers whose real names happen to be Dave.

Think how all the Georges have felt all these years.

[General Johnson Jameson]

George Noory sucks.

this

[RedMichael]

Noory makes Barney Fife look like George Carlin.

[ItsOver]

I wouldn't trust Noory with one bullet.

[Shockwave]

Has Dave ever "interviewed" Michio Kaku?  That would be classic....

[Nucky Nolan]

Has Dave ever "interviewed" Michio Kaku?  That would be classic....

He interviewed him a few times. It can be compared to the times when Bill Nye gives speeches to captive grade school audiences.

[bateman]

Came across this last night. I didn't know Jorch had a New York studio.

[nooryisawesome]

I read this http://bit.ly/190uwkB  and for a brief moment was very happy.
Guess the H stands for wHore

Ok
1. I don't wish noory dead

2. That's low comparing these probable nice/ good person to Noory. It's bad to insult the dead.

[dortmunder]

Does it really get any more awkward than this? Snoory's mannerisms are just so awkward and forced. I think the first couple of minutes are the worst, especially when the guest and "host" repeatedly applaud each other as the audience (clearly confused) meekly joins in. I'm still cringing!

Gaiam TV Beyond Belief - Near Death Experiences

[nooryisawesome]

Does it really get any more awkward than this? Snoory's mannerisms are just so awkward and forced. I think the first couple of minutes are the worst, especially when the guest and "host" repeatedly applaud each other as the audience (clearly confused) meekly joins in. I'm still cringing!

Gaiam TV Beyond Belief - Near Death Experiences

Wtf..... Horrid. Jorch needs to give up the side projects signing, cock in a box conferences, cook books, horrid letterman impersonations, etc.

You know concentrate on his actual job. But no he thinks he needs to create a Ronco type empire.

[DigitalGuy]

Does it really get any more awkward than this? Snoory's mannerisms are just so awkward and forced...

You can lead a radio host to tv, but you can't make him telegenic. Should we expect his on camera work be any better than his radio skills?

[dortmunder]

You can lead a radio host to tv, but you can't make him telegenic. Should we expect his on camera work be any better than his radio skills?

What does it for me is the audience reaction (or lack thereof). It's like they were kidnapped at gunpoint and are being kept there under duress.

[Nucky Nolan]

You can lead a radio host to tv, but you can't make him telegenic. Should we expect his on camera work be any better than his radio skills?

Some folks have a face for radio and a voice for newspapers. TV is the home of the double whammy. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What does it for me is the audience reaction (or lack thereof). It's like they were kidnapped at gunpoint and are being kept there under duress.

Narrator:  And so Dannion Brinkley set out on his search to meet George Noory, the old man of whom Cheap Channel  had spoken.  Beyond the cheap particle board forest they met at Gaiamshire and there was much rejoicing.

Audience:  yay.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Does it really get any more awkward than this? Snoory's mannerisms are just so awkward and forced. I think the first couple of minutes are the worst, especially when the guest and "host" repeatedly applaud each other as the audience (clearly confused) meekly joins in. I'm still cringing!

The forced applause are awful. Its Noory in a nutshell.

[Jambar]

Takes George three times to pronounce brewery.

Yeah and then he pronounces "hieroglyphics" as "hirioglyphics."  Awful host.  Just bloody awful.

[Cynnie]

I cant stand dannion brinkley ..him and Shnoorie together almost make my head explode

[valdez]

...Are you planning on doing something similar for Art's show?

     I bought a new (to me) car earlier this week and I just noticed a tiny "sat ready" logo on it.  Coincidence, or chupacabra?  It probably means nothing, as everything that I've read about this satellite thing, even the information Art has placed on his webstie (he's got a lot of stuff on there now), is really confusing, and I'm always hesitant to add to the stack of bills that mysteriously shows up on my desk every month.  Who knows, but thanks for the kind words.

[PB the Deplorable]

Yeah and then he pronounces "hieroglyphics" as "hirioglyphics."  Awful host.  Just bloody awful.

It's so laughable for him to claim he's been interested in all this his entire life.  The way he sits silent while his guests praise him for being a top investigator and someone that knows more about these various subjects than anyone else as if it were true. 

I remember Dave once saying how close he and his aunt Shufflebuck were when he was a child, that they shared a bit of some sort of psychic ability, and because of that and his knowledge and interest and all his experiences, that he 'was born to do the show'.  Dave Noorie was 'born to' be the host of C2C. 

There was a video of some interview one of the TV networks did with Dave a few years ago - maybe it was the one Nightline did.  The interviewer asked Dave something about what it was that made him popular.  Dave blinked a couple times, paused, and blurted out that he thought maybe people just like him.  He couldn't come up with a single reason why anyone would.  Not that I blame him - I can't either.

Man, this guy sucks

[onan]

Man, this guy sucks

That says it all. I have given this hack too much thought over the last several months. From wondering what clinically wrong with him to what is wrong with management that will allow him to continue. Then i start to think maybe I am just too biased to see him clearly. Then I get slapped with reality from the works of Coaster and the comical analysis of you, PB.

He sucks.

[HorrorReporter]

Does it really get any more awkward than this? Snoory's mannerisms are just so awkward and forced. I think the first couple of minutes are the worst, especially when the guest and "host" repeatedly applaud each other as the audience (clearly confused) meekly joins in. I'm still cringing!

Gaiam TV Beyond Belief - Near Death Experiences

George's set is so cheap.. You can see his feet nervously moving under the desk while danion speaks..

[Sardondi]

Yeah and then he pronounces "hieroglyphics" as "hirioglyphics."  Awful host.  Just bloody awful.

"Huh? I thought that was my next guest - 'Hiram O. Gliff X'. I thought he had some kind of Amish Muslim thing going on. Tommy!...."

[NoMoreNoory]

Has Dave ever "interviewed" Michio Kaku?  That would be classic....

Michio used to be on regularly with Art. I hope he'll return on his new show. He used to be on with Dave, but not for some time. Too much hard science and not enough cat-lady film-flam for Dave, probably. Remember, too, that Dave 'just gets science'. This is the man who said that he 'gets' Stephen Hawking (who does that, for Christ's sake?) and said, with quite breathtaking condescension,  'I like what he does', so probably Michio is just beneath Dave's demanding intellectual standards.
Zawi Hawass, the Egyptologist, is another who has been banished to outer darkness and now traduced by Dave at every opportunity, I suspect because he refuses to have any truck with the bullshit about aliens building the pyramids. Maybe he'll re-surface on Dark Matters, too. It's going to be fascinating to see how Art's early guest list shapes up.

[VtaGeezer]

Seeing the Beyond Belief clip, it's clear that Noory's real future is hosting on those cheesy and patronizing "interview" infomercials that saturate cable TV at about the same time that C2C is broadcast. 

[ItsOver]

"Huh? I thought that was my next guest - 'Hiram O. Gliff X'. I thought he had some kind of Amish Muslim thing going on. Tommy!...."

Hahahaha... .  To be followed by "Stan Script," who'll talk about his new book "Written on the Beach."