George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Ruteger]

Yeah, I heard that also. I am no Meteorologist, but using plain old common sense I said to myself "Maybe there was a change in atmospheric conditions? I think the weather does change from time to time..."

Man, this guy is DUMB!

George asks why there were the same number of planes yesterday as today, but apparently no contrails yesterday.  It's called relative humidity, jackass.

[Rico999]

Hey, what about in the "news" segment DAVE tells us about 7,000,000 bats have died as a result of a fungus called "white nose syndrome," and " to date, there's no vaccine against this disease...."

HUH?? This had to be a dumbass-George/Dave ad lib -- has anyone out there ever heard of vaccinations for BATS???   What the HELL is this guy thinking?   Wait!  He DOESN'T fucking think!! 

What the HELL is wrong with his producers to let him make such idiotic statements night after night?? 

It could be they encourage his verbal pratfalls with purposely screwed up copy (he obviously doesn't proofread it before going on the air)...and are howling with laughter behind his back.

Aside from the comedy gold in the "news" segment and show, George/Dave gets more absurd and irrelevant every day.

[lonevoice]

Even though Art probably pretty much killed her by smoking like hell in the Winnebego

Nope

it was kind of like a confession.

Nope

I hated Art for what he did

Nope

But I understand he's sorry now for what he did.

Nope

[kf5iwe]

Hey, what about in the "news" segment DAVE tells us about 7,000,000 bats have died as a result of a fungus called "white nose syndrome," and " to date, there's no vaccine against this disease...."

HUH?? This had to be a dumbass-George/Dave ad lib -- has anyone out there ever heard of vaccinations for BATS???   What the HELL is this guy thinking?   Wait!  He DOESN'T fucking think!! 

What the HELL is wrong with his producers to let him make such idiotic statements night after night?? 

It could be they encourage his verbal pratfalls with purposely screwed up copy (he obviously doesn't proofread it before going on the air)...and are howling with laughter behind his back.

Aside from the comedy gold in the "news" segment and show, George/Dave gets more absurd and irrelevant every day.

Remember the lesson from The Anchorman: If you put it on the Teleprompter, he will read it.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

When you think about it, it's not George we should be tarring and feathering.  Who among us wouldn't, when down on our luck, take a prestigious well paying job and milk it to death?  George doesn't deserve to be the host of a nationally syndicated program.  It's beyond his ability.  But that's the fault of Prem Rad or Clear Channel, or whoever does the hiring.  They should be pulling from the very top in the business for such an opportunity.  But instead they stick with the old shoe they wore out a long time ago.

Sure George could improve his game.  But we've seen how bad he can be when he tries to get too involved with an interview.  George is Dave is George.  If any of you remember the story from Chakotay on Star Trek Voyager, George is the scorpion that stings the fox it is riding across the river.  It's in his nature (not a perfect analogy since George is a corporate man).

[Rico999]

Another prize winning exchange about Lizzie Bordon:

Dave: What year was that?

Guest: 1888

Dave: Did they have newspapers back then? 


Newspapers have been around in the US since the 1700s. Idiot.

What makes this statement even more idiotic is that "DAVE" was supposedly a "journalist!!"   

[bmcintyre]

I remember when Ramona died.  It was pretty horrible.  And, then he remarried pretty fast.  And, then he got a backache and George came on, and life went to hell. 

[bmcintyre]

April 06, 2008, 02:23:02 AM The George Phrases; THE BEST!!!!!  Every one of them I remember. 
esp the mean baby..

[SR-71]

Arron    see ya

-----Original Message-----
From: xxx
Sent: Friday, August 02, 2013 2:22 PM
To: George Noory
Subject: why Im leaving C2C

Mr Noory, How are you today?  I'm letting you know that I will not be
listening to you and Mr Wells anymore. The reason is that you have wreck a
show that Mr Art Bell  started. Yes you are not Art Bell and its your show
but the magic is gone. Your to much like Alex Jones. I guess that the people
at www.coastgab.com are right about you.



This is the email that I send to Captain Noory and the email that he send back to me.

[Morgus]

I remember when Ramona died.  It was pretty horrible.  And, then he remarried pretty fast.  And, then he got a backache and George came on, and life went to hell.

that timeline is a little off.
Art got his back problems around 2002 and Noory took over in 2003.
Ramona passed on in 2006, Art then came back to host c2c on weekends and Art remarried soon after that.

[Morgus]

Since Noory has now eliminated credit to Art Bell in his nightly thank-you list, he should now distinguish himself completely from Art Bell now that Art will be broadcasting again soon.
Noory should change the name of the show (its still using Art's title Coast to Coast AM) and stop use of any of Art's bumper music songs.
Noory can use his own bumper music selections such as Frank Sinatra and Pat Boone, and use his own UFO Phil song for the opening and closing theme...
Be your own man Noory and don't keep riding Art's coat-tails anymore.

[onan]

Be your own man Noory .

Noory as his own man?!! haha... hahahaha...

Bwahahahahahahahaha

[MV/Liberace!]

Noory just mentioned he will be doing his weekly shoutout to the internet sites/forums he believes are fans of him.
Funny how all of those forums this week after hearing Art Bell is returning now have plans to switch their nightly real time chats from Noory to Art.
So much for loyalty to Noory when Art is back.
Noory won't have any sites to plug soon, other than ones that have switched to Art...

fuck those sites.  fuck the fantasticforum2.com, especially.  they sold their souls to the devil.  it's my understanding that the ff2 will ban you if you speak negatively about noory.  perhaps now they'll change that?  what a dump.  oh, and you must have an account just to READ the goddam thing.

bleh.  i'm glad those forums sold out.  we never did.  we've shunned george since the beginning... even in the darkest of times.

[Cynnie]

Arron    see ya

-----Original Message-----
From: xxx
Sent: Friday, August 02, 2013 2:22 PM
To: George Noory
Subject: why Im leaving C2C

Mr Noory, How are you today?  I'm letting you know that I will not be
listening to you and Mr Wells anymore. The reason is that you have wreck a
show that Mr Art Bell  started. Yes you are not Art Bell and its your show
but the magic is gone. Your to much like Alex Jones. I guess that the people
at www.coastgab.com are right about you.



This is the email that I send to Captain Noory and the email that he send back to me.

And? What did he say?

[MV/Liberace!]

And? What did he say?

Arron    see ya

[Cynnie]

Ooooooh

[General Johnson Jameson]

Since Noory has now eliminated credit to Art Bell in his nightly thank-you list, he should now distinguish himself completely from Art Bell now that Art will be broadcasting again soon.
Noory should change the name of the show (its still using Art's title Coast to Coast AM) and stop use of any of Art's bumper music songs.
Noory can use his own bumper music selections such as Frank Sinatra and Pat Boone, and use his own UFO Phil song for the opening and closing theme...
Be your own man Noory and don't keep riding Art's coat-tails anymore.

SumBitch -
Morgus just laid down the Check-Mate folks.

[UnscreenedCaller]

fuck those sites.  fuck the fantasticforum2.com, especially.  they sold their souls to the devil.  it's my understanding that the ff2 will ban you if you speak negatively about noory.  perhaps now they'll change that?  what a dump.  oh, and you must have an account just to READ the goddam thing.

bleh.  i'm glad those forums sold out.  we never did.  we've shunned george since the beginning... even in the darkest of times.

And this is why I don't say it enough, but thank you mv for giving the h8ters a place to vent. George Noory sucks. Let's be united in that one constant in the universe.

[TotinosPR]

Hello, fellow hatersh. I have finally had enough. I just sent Dave this email. It's kind of long, so I apologize.

Dear Mr. Noory,

How are yew?
For many years I have listened to Coast 2 Coast AM. Through both insomnia and late-night travels, the show has been my constant companion. That is why I would like to provide you with some feedback.

C2C always promotes itself as that lonely voice seeking the TRUTH by cutting through the politics and bias of the mainstream media. However, far too often guests are allowed to make outrageous claims without being challenged to provide hard evidence for those claims. Some of these claims may be true, but without evidence stories of unidentified submerged objects, ancient astronauts, demons, angels, portals, and the rest simply muddy the waters of truth and confuse the mind. As a journalist, you ought to know there is such a thing as a healthy dose of skepticism and that discrimination is not a bad word. Often times, you ask questions that have already been answered or that are complete non-sequiturs. It's like you don't even listen.

It also seems the show has taken a pretty overtly Christian tone with you always bringing up angels and demons completely out of the blue, while also becoming an extended infomercial for guests' BS products (such as Bill Sardi's unproven natural health books and Joshua Warren's Wishing Machine - a piece of junk with a couple of knobs attached to it. Speaking of knobs...)
Sadly, I will no longer be listening to Coast. Between all of the above, cringe-worthy stories about pizza rolls, and the terrible Open Lines callers that you let go on and on, I can't bear it. For about 75% the latter, you probably have an obligation to have a psychiatrist on the line to recommend options for mental health care (such as the caller last night who claimed to have attempted to murder his brother, mother, and step-mother).

Despite my feelings about the show, I wish you professional success and personal happiness.

[General Johnson Jameson]

This migraine is preventing further investigation on my part. Sitting here wondering if anyone pulled up Jeorge's show on yootube from the other night when one of our own called in and pissed him off.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Hello, fellow hatersh.

Jeorge is gonna show up at your door with a ballbat now. You know that right?

Edited to add: Jeorge sells wishing machines? Heh 

[PB the Deplorable]

Was it really just days ago that George was flying off to Denver to do his pod-fomercials every weekend, excited about the upcoming debut of his book on late night snacking, chatting himself up as the perfect person to play Saddam Hussein if there were ever going to be a movie, eagerly learning words to a new song to wow 'em with on the motel weirdo convention circuit, and hating his job but creepily hitting on the cat ladies that call in?

Giddily boasting to all who would listen about his new contract, one that would take him through a manned landing on Mars.

Oh man, what happened Dave?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Oh man, what happened Dave?

Fan, meet the shit.

[nooryisawesome]

Noory just mentioned he will be doing his weekly shoutout to the internet sites/forums he believes are fans of him.
Funny how all of those forums this week after hearing Art Bell is returning now have plans to switch their nightly real time chats from Noory to Art.
So much for loyalty to Noory when Art is back.
Noory won't have any sites to plug soon, other than ones that have switched to Art...

These forums exist??? Where?

[Morgus]

These forums exist??? Where?

just listen to Noory's regular Friday night onair shoutout list, he mentions 3 or 4 forums he thinks are his fan sites.
little does he know though that this last week with Art Bell's new show announcement they are planning on support Art's new show.
recently they all have suffered from very little activity and were even thinking of shutting down, but Art Bell's announcement has brought back some old members and more activity, but just to talk about Art and Sirius radio, not Noory...

[onan]

just listen to Noory's regular Friday night onair shoutout list, he mentions 3 or 4 forums he thinks are his fan sites.
little does he know though that this last week with Art Bell's new show announcement they are planning on support Art's new show.
recently they all have suffered from very little activity and were even thinking of shutting down, but Art Bell's announcement has brought back some old members and more activity, but just to talk about Art and Sirius radio, not Noory...

never have cared for fair weather friends

[Cynnie]

I created an account with the other place ( i cant remember the name now) its dull
Forced cheer is never fun

[Nucky Nolan]

When you think about it, it's not George we should be tarring and feathering.  Who among us wouldn't, when down on our luck, take a prestigious well paying job and milk it to death?  George doesn't deserve to be the host of a nationally syndicated program.  It's beyond his ability.  But that's the fault of Prem Rad or Clear Channel, or whoever does the hiring.  They should be pulling from the very top in the business for such an opportunity.  But instead they stick with the old shoe they wore out a long time ago.

Sure George could improve his game.  But we've seen how bad he can be when he tries to get too involved with an interview.  George is Dave is George.  If any of you remember the story from Chakotay on Star Trek Voyager, George is the scorpion that stings the fox it is riding across the river.  It's in his nature (not a perfect analogy since George is a corporate man).

Blame the team, not the player. That makes sense in this scenario. It's as if an NFL team lost their star quarterback. They replaced him with a puny and scrawny kid from a community college. They lost all of their games over ten seasons. They kept the awful player despite constant complaints from fans and writers. He remained on the field, even though his stats worsened over the years. In fact, he signed a new juicy contract for a second decade of losses.

[PB the Deplorable]

Fan, meet the shit.

Turns out Dave was right when he said "sumpthin's gunnuh happin.  Ikun fee lit"

[ItsOver]

Oh man, what happened Dave?

Karma's a bitch, Dave.