George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

Last night at one of the times Noory steered his guest off topic, he talked about actor/singer Pat Boone who they both recalled in one of their favorite movies, Journey to the Center of the Earth.
Noory then revealed at personal appearance events he has often sung Pat Boone's "April Love" song...

That must be a "real treat."  :   I wonder if Jorch wears white shoes while he's belting out Boone.


"Journey to the Center of the Earth???"  Jorch, The King of Corn.  I swear, if Noory were to ever stumble into something cool by accident, the universe would explode.  He truly is The Anti-Art.

[Falkie2013]

  " Snoory Love it's always all about ME.
    My picture's stuck out there for everyone to see.

    Snoory Love and I'll soon be hawking 7 products,
    for all of you to buy,
    you must all buh-lief and trust me.
    Soon there will be the sounds of  5,000 Snoorelink listeners, all trying
    desperately to flee.

    Snoory Love is all I have to give meeeee.
    I had it all but it all slipped through my fingers.
    One teensy pizza roll did burn me through and through.

    Sometimes Snoory Love could bring all of you showers.
    But more likely it makes you sleep for hours.
    It's something that quite never goes away.
    Like the smell of a GIANT skunk it's always here to stay.

    Snoory Love is for those who love things that bore you.
    Every star comes with an angel that points out a port-al too..
    The stars will fall like stinking clouds of too-mer-ick.
    Night after night sounds like a falling brick.
    And Tommy and I will just keep bringing ...
    MY never ending suckage .....
    from Coast to Coast to YOOOOOOOUUUUUU ! "

 

   

[Morgus]

Somebody needs to make a photoshop of Noory's head on Pat Boone...

[Falkie2013]

Somebody needs to make a photoshop of Noory's head on Pat Boone...

Great choice, but do you really HATE Pat that much ?

Think how embarrassed he'll be to see Snoory's head on his body.

Snoorge Snoory in a sucky mood.

No more Mr. Cool Guy.

As an example the picture below shows that ...

Snoory was and is never cool.

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[coaster]

I tuned into last nights show. Speigel was good but Noory kept stepping on his toes and asking stupid questions. At one point noory asked him if he had ever written about 'Planet X". Speigel said there wasnt any proof of Planet X, which made noory shut up for a second or two. Speigel said something along the line of " i dont want  people to believe in stupid shit, I only write stuff that can be proven" or something (not verbatim), and Noory replied that "I do too". Sure noory, thats why you mentioned Planet X.
He went on and on about Planet X and Sitchin, to the point where Speigel had to say "george, you got me interested in sitchin again" just to shut him up.

[coop]

And here it is. From last night. The word is 'Apungamungstum'. 'Apungamungstum'.
You can catch it now on You Tube at 1:35:18. In context:
'Caroline, how many people do you think take it apungamungstum th...themselves.....'


There George goes again, practicing his vocabulary words and attempting to put them in sentences....wrongly of course!

[ShayP]

Last night, Noory says to guest:  "......I had lunch with him (Pat Boone) a few months ago and I started singing April Love......."
Wow.     I wonder if Noory just started singing while Pat was chowing down on his mozzarella sticks. I also wonder if Noory tells the waiter or waitress that he is "the talent." UGH.   

[coaster]

Noory also mentioned that he has a band show up at his speaking engagements and they have song  rehearsals beforehand. wtf. It isnt a concert Noory. You are not getting paid to sing karaoke.

[ItsOver]

Please, please.....don't anybody tell Noory about Fred Astaire.  Humanity is not prepared for Noory and The Numbers Lady attempting "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes." 

[Falkie2013]

Please, please.....don't anybody tell Noory about Fred Astaire.  Humanity is not prepared for Noory and The Numbers Lady attempting "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes." 

Or Snoory and Tommy doing " Puttin' On The Ritz " either ...

[PB the Deplorable]

....  I swear, if Noory were to ever stumble into something cool by accident, the universe would explode...

Well, he once stumbled upon a once cool radio show...

[ufogadfly]

Lee Speigle is a pretty fair guest, and I enjoy his easy style. Too bad noory has to step all over Speigles answers. "Fire in the sky!!! See? See? I said it before you did! That makes me a expert too!" Dolt!
I wouldve liked to heard more about Mrs. Roosevelts show about a UFO sighting, but dipsh!t quickly jumped in with some sorry ass story about a kiddie show he watched with his dad.
Way to follow up Jorch...you doofus...

Jeez, yeah. And I believe he began that particular embarrassment by saying something like,
"And that was probably one of those little (sic) black and white shows." Duh. If it was in the '50s that's a pretty good bet. And what's that got to do with the subject anyway? Shortly thereafter he brought up another of his pet references, Science Fiction Theater, simply because the guest was speaking about the'50s. Way to stay on track. disGeorge.

[ufogadfly]

Guess Sci Fi Theater was the kiddle show referenced in the post. Actually it was an adult level drama but that has no bearing on the points made in both the original post and my reply. Just sayin'... 

[ufogadfly]

Sorry for appearing to monopolize this section but I got here late!

     Stan Deyo thinks California may be in for a big quake within the next two weeks.  Peter Davenport notes a rise in ufo reports.  Kudos to Lee Speigel for questioning the ways of Melba Ketchum...

Note, though, that he only takes her to task on the method of publication, not re the actual DNA specimens and analysis, which I think is the proper approach.

"I think George is the only person who has ever served in the military to refer to the DD 214 as the "DD two one four."  Everybody else - I mean everybody - who has ever served calls it a "DD two fourteen"

Right. The latter is what I and all my veteran friends have always called it

[ItsOver]

Well, he once stumbled upon a once cool radio show...

I think he stumbled over it and destroyed it.

[mombird3]

Can you here Noory or picture him doing "I'm Putting on  my Top Hat? " Ugh! Or how about Frank Sinatra's "MY WAY? " I do not think so.

[Falkie2013]

I think he stumbled over it and destroyed it.

Stumbled and bumbled his way through it.


At least tonight Wells is on. Compared to Snoory he's a breath of fresh air.


As to the earlier postings about quakes in California, where * I * live there have been 5.0s in Hercules ( 10 miles away ) and Piedmont ( 20 miles away, near Oakland ) and this building swayed.


When the radio guy in Oakland was predicting the end of the world awhile back, ( Harold Campion?  ), Hercules had 2 -4's, one on the day of the quake at almost the exact time and one on the day before or after. Kind of creepy to hear stuff on my shelves move while the building is swaying. I think it disappates a bit because I'm behind the shore of the bay here by about 8 blocks.


The one from Piedmont made this building sway for almost a minute. It rocked back and forth a bit too. No bay on that side as it came through the hills around Piedmont and Orinda. If we ever get hit with a big quake there are lots of faults nearby. One night when I worked in a gas station in Concord, I heard a huge boom as if something hit the side of the building. Turns out the fault line that runs right down the street and thru Concord went off. It felt like a semi hit the building where I was sitting during Coast.


Just looked up Jim Berklund's site. He's not published anything new since 2010. Don't know if he died or is too old to do anything about his quake windows anymore.

[ItsOver]

Can you here Noory or picture him doing "I'm Putting on  my Top Hat? " Ugh! Or how about Frank Sinatra's "MY WAY? " I do not think so.

Please no!!!  I'm actually laughing thinking about how dreadful the Noory renditions would be to watch.  Noory's top hat would get stuck on his head due to all the Kiwi shoe polish.  I can see Tommy trying to pull it off.


Noory doing "My Way" would have him tripping on the stage and falling into the audience.

[coaster]

I was looking at the traffic sources for that pizza roll video I made, and there were a couple traffic sources from coasttocoastam.com. I hope it was Noory who saw it.

[PB the Deplorable]

I was looking at the traffic sources for that pizza roll video I made, and there were a couple traffic sources from coasttocoastam.com. I hope it was Noory who saw it.

George is working on his April Fools Day show

[Eddie Coyle]

George is working on his April Fools Day show

Where the show goes perfectly and George puts forth an intelligent, listenable broadcast.

[WOTR]

I think he stumbled over it and destroyed it.

The show he stumbled over was well enough built to withstand that dolt tripping over it.  The fact is he has been jumping on it, kicking it and beating it with a bat for a decade now (would it be a mean radio show?)  It has still held up so he invites the quacks and hired a political lackey (Wells) to place it under the  rear tires of a rental car and repeatedly back over it...

[Doomed]

Guess Sci Fi Theater was the kiddle show referenced in the post. Actually it was an adult level drama but that has no bearing on the points made in both the original post and my reply. Just sayin'...

Yeh, I remember Sci-Fi theater. The way noory put it out there had me thinking of another program aimed at kids. I think he said he used to watch it with his pop. Well, thats very nice but hardly within the perimeter of the conversation. Then again, when is noory ever within the lines of a topic? He has the attention span of a gnat. 

[Doomed]

I was looking at the traffic sources for that pizza roll video I made, and there were a couple traffic sources from coasttocoastam.com. I hope it was Noory who saw it.

Do you think his underlings would show it to him?
It would do noory some good to see what real creativity can produce.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Learn all about UFO Phil here

With all the current anti-government extremist shows, the UFO Phil song seems like a remembrance of better days.

[Girlthulhu]

Hi. Long, longtime lurker and first-time poster since I finally got my activation email. I'm posting because I'm disappointed in you guys.

The other night, the Atlantis guy was talking about how he thinks the lost continent is in the south Pacific, and Snorge asked "Shouldn't it be in the Atlantic Ocean if it's called 'Atlantis'?" The Boyfriend and I are still laughing about that one. Come on, guys. You're usually awesome at posting this crap.

"Broadcasting off the coast of the Derpcific Ocean!" Yeah, Noory, we know.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George longs for old time television.  I wonder if he learned his trade by watching Ted Baxter on the Mary Tyler Moore show?

[popple]

I tuned into last nights show. Speigel was good but Noory kept stepping on his toes and asking stupid questions. At one point noory asked him if he had ever written about 'Planet X". Speigel said there wasnt any proof of Planet X, which made noory shut up for a second or two. Speigel said something along the line of " i dont want  people to believe in stupid shit, I only write stuff that can be proven" or something (not verbatim), and Noory replied that "I do too". Sure noory, thats why you mentioned Planet X.
He went on and on about Planet X and Sitchin, to the point where Speigel had to say "george, you got me interested in sitchin again" just to shut him up.

I can't decide if Noory is stupid or agrees with everyone on purpose. A few shows ago one guest was talking about that woman who faked the big foot DNA  and just stole an old book then renamed it. Jorch wanted to know more & listened as the guest trashed her.... he didn't even seem to realize she had been a recent  guest on a few occasions.

[RedMichael]

To disagree with someone takes more effort. You have to pay attention to what is said so you even know to disagree, you have to know why you disagree, and you should be able to articulate how you disagree.


Surely we all know someone that we zone out and just say "Ya" to now and then. Noory gets paid to do that.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"Like Obama, he's a narcissist."

Also like Obama, he wanted to be President.  The difference is Obama was smart and knowledgeable enough to have become President.  When you're intelligent and generally capable, a little narcissism can be forgiven.  Nooriism on the other hand...