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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Many of George's guests are giants




sleeplessinca

Great picture of our hero, Paper Boy - do you think Snoorey is using a sharpie or shoe polish on his hair and mustache?

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Or maybe he is much smaller than he sounds on the radio

sleeplessinca

Now I'm going to be picturing him sitting on phone books forever.  Great visual!

zeebo

Quote from: sleeplessinca on March 20, 2013, 12:34:10 AM
That is the perfect description of the interview - childish. 

I am impressed that the guest just kept grabbing the wheel and taking the interview into the actual topic - survival food.

I agree, childish it was.  Seemed like it could be a kinda interesting topic, but after about 10 mins. of hearing George's elementry school level questions, I realized it was hopeless. 

Also, why was he so surprised about people eating frogs and rabbits?  Dude, ever hear of France?  They even eat snails there too, if you haven't heard!

onan

Quote from: sleeplessinca on March 20, 2013, 01:26:33 AM
So Onan - so there is a problem calling a man a woman while it is fine to disregard a woman's feelings. Double standard there?  Maybe next time just pull a Biden and say "My friend".


I don't mean you or anyone else any offense. I was kind of making a joke. If your gender is all that important to your online identity then why not make it obvious in your handle?


I don't mean it as a double standard, but I suppose someone could take it that way. I would hope you see my position as one of speaking to everyone the same way.


But if you want to take issue with me on this... I guess you can. Unlike some here that seem to give deference to a female perspective, I try to keep it about the idea.


As far as feelings, I don't intentionally try to offend, unless there has been a history of said behavior.

sleeplessinca

Just saying that all people deserve to be treated with respect.  I don't think being assumed to be a man is all that cool.  I shouldn't have to put some sexualized icon of boobs, lips or high heels.

onan

Quote from: sleeplessinca on March 20, 2013, 02:01:06 AM
Just saying that all people deserve to be treated with respect.  I don't think being assumed to be a man is all that cool.  I shouldn't have to put some sexualized icon of boobs, lips or high heels.


And how did anything I say disrespect you? If I were to make any statistical assumption on any unidentified user of the internet they would be white, male, between 18 and 30 and have a family income of more than 40,000. And all I did was call you sir, in a joking manner, then follow it up with another humorous statement.


Due to my real name I get mail all the time addressed to Miss, Mrs, and Ms. I used to get irritated by it, but it is just the way it is.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: sleeplessinca on March 20, 2013, 02:01:06 AM
Just saying that all people deserve to be treated with respect.  I don't think being assumed to be a man is all that cool.  I shouldn't have to put some sexualized icon of boobs, lips or high heels.


How are you online? Shouldn't you be chained to the kitchen sink and cooking? I don't know what it's coming to, women will want the vote next.








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Pssst..I'm teasing  ;)


sleeplessinca

I don't know - maybe it is just that time of the month or a conversation I had with my daughter about that poor girl in Ohio that was so abused and how she got blamed... nighty night.  Snoorey still sucks.



Yorkshire pud

Quote from: sleeplessinca on March 20, 2013, 02:20:32 AM
good one pud


I'm glad you take it in the spirit it was intended. Onan is one of the good guys, he wouldn't mean you any offence deliberately.


Roy Hinkley

Quote from: onan on March 20, 2013, 02:10:51 AM

And how did anything I say disrespect you? If I were to make any statistical assumption on any unidentified user of the internet they would be white, male, between 18 and 30 and have a family income of more than 40,000. And all I did was call you sir, in a joking manner, then follow it up with another humorous statement.


Due to my real name I get mail all the time addressed to Miss, Mrs, and Ms. I used to get irritated by it, but it is just the way it is.

How dare you say I can't be 32.  And what nerve - what is it to you if i make more than $40,000 a year?  Now you're an agist and an incomist as well...  Is no demographic safe around you??

[Yes, this is humor.  I am jooookiiiing.  Had to contribute, could not avoid]

11angeleyes11

I just realized I am in a male-dominated forum. 
On the other hand, angels are males also.  . . .

ItsOver

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on March 19, 2013, 11:59:01 PM
How I wish that Art Bell had uttered that phrase instead of "Noory gets it"! Noory got it, and we got Noory.


I wonder if when Art said "Noory gets it," he really meant that Noory got being a corporate shill and incompetent yes man for PremRat. 

valdez

Quote from: Doomed on March 19, 2013, 11:38:33 PM
..slicksters and conmen...
Quote from: Roy Hinkley on March 19, 2013, 11:16:19 PM
At least it's fun to count how many time Lindsey says "my elite friend(s)".
Quote from: Nucky Nolan on March 20, 2013, 01:23:03 AM
Would you eat a rat? Would you eat a bat or a cat in a hat?...
Quote from: sleeplessinca on March 20, 2013, 01:11:22 AM
So much about his interview was wrong...

     Normally Lindsey Williams can't go five minutes without hawking one of his cds.  Not so much tonight.  Somebody must have told him to knock it off.  I'm growing weary of all this talk about the "elites" with no names attached.  Soon (if not already) the word will be meaningless.  The whole "Obama" thing was weird.  Williams stands up for Obama, George freaks out, Williams attempts to balance it with some criticism, George stops him.  Truth Seeker not so much.  I might have learned something from Majory Wildcraft if George wasn't such a child.  What ticked me off was "do you find that different countries have different food customs?"  Dumb, useless, and demeaning.       

Sleepwalker

I listened to the oral diarrhea that passed for an interview last night between George Noory and Lindsey Williams.  It didn't take Williams long to reference President Obama and his "Muslim Brotherhood friends."  I went to his website this morning (http://www.lindseywilliams.net) and challenged him to provide evidence of any connections between the President and the Muslim Brotherhood.  I'm just a simpleton from Flyover Country but it seems to me if Mr. Obama's sympathies were with the Muslim Brotherhood he wouldn't have provided so many Hellfire enemas to Al Qaeda members the past four years or had Osama Bin Laden knocked off.  I doubt I'll hear back from him.

This guy is allegedly friends with some nameless "elite" who are going to impose the New World Order, destroy the middle class and collapse the economy when they feel the time is right for them to benefit from doing so.  If that's the case, why does he consider them friends?

If you visit his website at http://www.lindseywilliams.net/ you'll notice . . . surprise, surprise . . . he sells DVDs about these nameless "elite" characters he claims are going to destroy us - and whom he considers "friends." 

And George wonders why so many people have contempt for his brainless incarnation of Coast to Coast AM.




ShayP

Add another feather in Noory's cap.....
He claimed to "raise frogs as a kid."  He also asked the guest if she ate 'Peasant.'  Not Pheasant....but Peasant.  :o Jeeezzzz.  :o

Quote from: valdez on March 20, 2013, 04:11:03 AM
...   The whole "Obama" thing was weird.  Williams stands up for Obama, George freaks out, Williams attempts to balance it with some criticism, George stops him.  Truth Seeker not so much...

He has woken up to do this so many times that I think George must have concern about the return of the 'Fairness Doctrine) in radio, where Liberal/Conservative viewpoints must be given equal time on radio broadcasts.  Based on his alarm whenever a guest unexpectedly starts to get into this territory, George wants to be able to make the argument  that Coast is non-political and thus unaffected should the Fairness Doctrine become law once again.

It would be consistant with George ignoring the big picture (show quality) to focus on the small stuff (sound quality, phone quality, light bulbs, taking the break on time - every time, making sure the guest gets his website and book plugged, etc)

George does have his buddies like Jerome Corsi on, and they discuss politics, but that's in the first hour, part of the news segment.  I'm not saying George isn't political - I'm  just suggesting this is what George is thinking.



About the guest talking about the 'elite that run things but not 'naming names' - on numerous occasions George himself has done this.  'I know who is running the Shadow Government but I'm not naming names' he days.  Either he is just making things up again, or once again he fears for the continuance of his show.  Probably both.

coop

Quote from: sleeplessinca on March 20, 2013, 01:39:23 AM
Great picture of our hero, Paper Boy - do you think Snoorey is using a sharpie or shoe polish on his hair and mustache?

George wears a nice pompous wig....yes I said WIG.  I noticed he also dyes his eyebrows and mustache before he makes an appearance.  And yes...he is very sexist and childish.  I can't stand the dolt!

coop

Lindsey Williams whistles while he works...and talks.   ::)

SnapT

I was half-asleep, but am I correct in remembering that George didn't know what KALE is?  How has he not HEARD of KALE?

VtaGeezer

More NWO. More end-of-society fear mongering.  You want a conspiracy theory?  How about the relationship between PremRad/Clear Channel's rightwing politics and C2Cs relentless descent into political paranoia. Nah, its a coincidence that we've gone from Mel's Hole, Bigfoot and The Grays to almost nightly Black Helicopterland.  I think its just a matter of time before a new C2C sponsor appears offering internet sales of ammo, assault rifles and body armor.

RedMichael

Quote from: Morgus on March 18, 2013, 11:52:52 PM
Noory is getting phone problems again with a guest tonight, that usually leads to Noory dumping the guest early.
I wouldn't put it past him to have his staff create these phone clicks if he wants an excuse to dump a guest...


I just listened to this part of the show. It sounded like it was killing him. Also, am I the only one that caught some sort of weird veiled threat to cutting the guest off? Like "then we lose the guests and have to try and get them back" which I doubt ever happens.

Has Georjie given any shouts out to "thuh haterz" lately?


popple

Quote from: SnapT on March 20, 2013, 08:30:22 AM
I was half-asleep, but am I correct in remembering that George didn't know what KALE is?  How has he not HEARD of KALE?


There must be a mistake. Jorch is a super food expert! I'm sure he gave a 30 minute lecture on the benefits of kale at that health expo.


RedMichael and then when a caller or guest gets dropped, Jorch will say something like "they got him/her" or "the powers that be must not have liked what he/she was saying".


LOL I always laugh when someones phone cuts out for a few seconds and Jorch is like "OOOOOOOOH THEY GOT HIM!!!" then they come back and they're still finishing their thought and he's like "Oh, I guess not"

expat

It's true!!! He doesn't know what kale is. Also, he said "October is my favorite time of the month." LOL

margoloo

I don't know if this has been mentioned before..........but I am seriously thinking that Noory may have some sort of dementia.  He is in his 60s and though that is not really old, he exhibits signs of it every time opens his mouth.  He needs to be taken off the air to protect what little, if any, dignity he has remaining.

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