George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

Where have you gone, Eddie Dean? The Coastgabbers turn their lonely ears to you. Bring back Word Of The Day!
And here it is. From last night. The word is 'Apungamungstum'. 'Apungamungstum'.
You can catch it now on You Tube at 1:35:18. In context:
'Caroline, how many people do you think take it apungamungstum th...themselves.....'


George Noory: the suckage that passeth all understanding

[Rico999]

Yep, another CLASSIC C2C show with riveting topics such as UFOs, alien abductions, and paranormal activity..... no, wait...... oh, magnesium and it's health benefits?  George you SUCK because you have ruined C2C.  We don't want your midlife-crisis health topics - do that research on your own freaking time and leave C2C the way it was without tooomeric, aging musicians, and has-been actors.

Half the shows are electronic tent show presentations for patent medicines.    I mean, what kind of knucklehead would read ad copy that says ".....unleash nature's unprecedented fury...." (Carnivora)??   I guess with George it's all about the check not bouncing.  This guy's nothing more than a whore for any quack out there that'll provide him with another revenue stream.

And I still can't fathom how he figured that Mitch Battros makes any sense whatsoever....

[Pragmier]

Let me start off by saying that relative to many on this board, I came to C2C recently. But even in just the past 5-6 years, the show's accelerated downward spiral is painfully obvious. I can't remember all these infomercials, crap subjects, and overall stupidity when I started listening. What comes to mind now, if asked what C2C is all about, is Mel Brook's Spaceballs reply - moichendising. Noory is under the delusion he is the 'brand'.

[Rico999]

What comes to mind now, if asked what C2C is all about, is Mel Brook's Spaceballs reply - moichendising. Noory is under the delusion he is the 'brand'.

Ding! Ding! Ding!  Right on the money!

[Morgus]

Noory is under the delusion he is the 'brand'.

that must be why Noory seems to insist that the phrase "with George Noory" is part of the title of everything he does including the radio show and his internet streaming video venture...

[b_dubb]

Or if you have the iPhone app his ugly assface is everywhere. That's why it had to removed from my phone. Way to ruin it for me George. Way to ruin it for everyone. Jerk

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Lee Speigel is on tonight, a full-time paranormal reporter. This should be a good show.
I wish they could have Lee do open lines too.

[margoloo]

Flu kills 105 children; most not vaccinated, CDC says        http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51290370/ns/health-cold_and_flu/#.UUyoOVfjVf8

I wonder how many people chose not to get vaccines for their kids based on hearing "the truth" on Coast to Coast AM?

I wonder about that every time George has a quack on.  Carolyn Dean was another example of quackery that C2C pushes with no shame or sense of responsibility. It sickens me.  Here is the real info on the good "doctor" Dean:

In 1995, after reviewing her care of 36 patients, the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario (Canada) concluded that Carolyn Dean, M.D. was unfit to practice and revoked her registration certificate. The College's case summary (shown below) states:

    After being notified in 1993 that a disciplinary hearing would be held, Dean relocated to New York and did not contest the charges against her.
Dean had used unscientific methods of testing such as hair analysis, Vega and Interro testing, iridology and reflexology as well as  treatment not medically indicated and of unproven value, such as homeopathy, colonic irrigations, coffee enemas, and rotation diets.
She did not individualize her patients and objectively try to reach an appropriate diagnosis and treatment. Rather she allowed her bias toward candidiasis and perceived immunodeficiency problems to cause her to pre-diagnose patients without individualizing them.

During the past several years, she has offered email and telephone consultations for which she charges $200 per hour. In 2008, she notified her supporters that she was moving to Hawaii and in 2010 would open a "medical spa" called VitaCosta in Costa Rica.

[NoMoreNoory]

Ooh, someone's asking to get his ass dumped. Lee Spiegel greet sNoory with 'Well, it's the great and powerful George', with a chuckle, and followed that up by enquiring if George had cleaned all the 'Doomsday dust' off his clothes since December. There was an uneasy 'Not entirely' from Joorchie, and he moved swiftly on.
Very unusual to hear a mocking tone towards His Snoorship......will he last his allotted time, or will The Curse Of The Poor Connection seal his fate??

[NoMoreNoory]

Erm, don't want to be one of those multi-posters, but.....
Who the hell let's The Idiot write his own infomercial copy? In his C Crane ad, he just said 'the power goes out whenever it wants'. I never knew electricity was capable of independent thought. See, this is the kind of indispensable knowledge only Joorch can give us.

Over and out. Promise.

[PB the Deplorable]

Ooh, someone's asking to get his ass dumped. Lee Spiegel greet sNoory with 'Well, it's the great and powerful George', with a chuckle, and followed that up by enquiring if George had cleaned all the 'Doomsday dust' off his clothes since December. There was an uneasy 'Not entirely' from Joorchie, and he moved swiftly on.
Very unusual to hear a mocking tone towards His Snoorship......will he last his allotted time, or will The Curse Of The Poor Connection seal his fate??

Once again the Snorge demonstrates his cat-quick reflexes.

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Like an old broken down, rusted out Caterpillar tractor.

[Doomed]

Lee Speigle is a pretty fair guest, and I enjoy his easy style. Too bad noory has to step all over Speigles answers. "Fire in the sky!!! See? See? I said it before you did! That makes me a expert too!" Dolt!
I wouldve liked to heard more about Mrs. Roosevelts show about a UFO sighting, but dipsh!t quickly jumped in with some sorry ass story about a kiddie show he watched with his dad.
Way to follow up Jorch...you doofus...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I wonder about that every time George has a quack on.  Carolyn Dean was another example of quackery that C2C pushes with no shame or sense of responsibility. It sickens me.  Here is the real info on the good "doctor" Dean:

In 1995, after reviewing her care of 36 patients, the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario (Canada) concluded that Carolyn Dean, M.D. was unfit to practice and revoked her registration certificate. The College's case summary (shown below) states:

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This is the most frightening thing about the show.  With my own knowledge, I used to be able to discredit many of the guests who discussed science or engineering.  There were a lot of those guests during Art Bell's reign and despite their poor research skills, they were still mostly entertaining to listen to and I think most people would have been smart enough to dismiss their shtick.  It was still worth listening to for the genuine stories and the novel information Art managed to pull out of people who had had compelling experiences or beliefs.

Now with George Noory, his guests mostly talk of the paranormal so it is pretty difficult to pin down their authenticity.  However, with virtually any of George's guests who discuss health... or actually any guest who I wonder is legit and go look up... it seems every single one turns out to be fraudulent or discredited for good reason.  Sometimes I go nearly a whole show thinking I'm learning something truly life changing (though that is rare with George's tendency to change the subject whenever the guest goes over his head), and then... the guest will say something demonstrating abysmal research skills, or I'll look them up and there's 20 bullet points specifying their fraudulent educational claims and showing their research is unsupported and demonstratably wrong.  Ten minutes of internet research will frequently show the guest's claims are provably wrong.  I guess what I am trying to say is virtually every guest George has who talks about factually based subjects appears to be either fraudulent or has extremely poor research skills.  They also usually tend to mirror George's views (for some reason...).

George, with his constant expousing of certain beliefs, has many times demonstrated his own pee-poor research skills.  His only research seem to consist of interviewing questionable guests once they're already on the air.  So I have to ask... With George always claiming tens of millions of loyal listeners, and constantly giving air time to guests who 'educate' these tens of millions of listeners without having even investing ten minutes of internet research into their own views... doesn't this break some sort of journalism or broadcasting code of ethics?  If Tommy or whoever screens the open lines, shouldn't he at least screen the guests?  Afterall, Goergie can't be expected to do that kind of thing himself.  He's too busy preparing the list of questions he'll read at random intervals regardless of what the guest is trying to get into.

That was kind of long and disjointed but there's so many things about this show that can get me going.

[WOTR]

Ooh, someone's asking to get his ass dumped. Lee Spiegel greet sNoory with 'Well, it's the great and powerful George', with a chuckle, and followed that up by enquiring if George had cleaned all the 'Doomsday dust' off his clothes since December. There was an uneasy 'Not entirely' from Joorchie, and he moved swiftly on.
Very unusual to hear a mocking tone towards His Snoorship......will he last his allotted time, or will The Curse Of The Poor Connection seal his fate??

I think I have enjoyed this segment more than I have almost anything else Georgie has hosted.  There are a few points where you can hear Spiegel almost making fun of ol George.


George just said that he is not convinced that (alien implants) are put in for completely benevolent purposes.  Lee responds with an incredulous REALLY?!? as though George had just made a completely stupid comment.  There have been a few points where I think there were little pokes at Snoory.  Spiegel observes that alien implants are probably not pieces of broken off nails from when somebody stepped on one as a child (as George suggested) because not all implants are found in the foot or toe.  Instead of saying that George witnessed an operation to remove one he uses a phrase along the lines of "the operation you claim to have witnessed" (basically, I do not think that Lee believes George witnessed it any more than I do...)


This has been a great show so far  If only more guests would be openly condescending to George and not hide it quite so well I might start listening regularly again.


It has been awhile since I have typed it out... but Geroge Noory (still) sucks.

[Morgus]

a caller just asked for some 70 year old guy to be added to Noory's special 'prayer list'
but Noory warned her not to get to graphic when she referred to his bowels...

[Morgus]

I think I have enjoyed this segment more than I have almost anything else Georgie has hosted.  There are a few points where you can hear Spiegel almost making fun of ol George.

Spiegel did say that he was considered a 'joker' 

[Falkie2013]

Half the shows are electronic tent show presentations for patent medicines.    I mean, what kind of knucklehead would read ad copy that says ".....unleash nature's unprecedented fury...." (Carnivora)??   I guess with George it's all about the check not bouncing.  This guy's nothing more than a whore for any quack out there that'll provide him with another revenue stream.

And I still can't fathom how he figured that Mitch Battros makes any sense whatsoever....

I will say one thing about the patent medicines. Art used to have commercials for HGH & Super Prostate Formula. Now that product is everywhere on tv with the former QB of the Redskins constantly telling us how he has a weak bladder.

[armyvet8896]

UFO Phil.  Augggghhhhhhh. Suck it Noory!!! Just suck it

[herbalizer]

 What is the deal about this "UFO Phil" guy? Who is he? I don't listen to the show anymore so I have no idea why he is constantly being dissed on here. All I know is that he sounds like a piss-filled douche-bag. He sings or something?

[Sardondi]

....The Curse Of The Poor Connection....

BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAA!!

[valdez]

George is a complete tool...without doubt one of the stupidest human beings ever.                       

Lee Speigle is a pretty fair guest, and I enjoy his easy style...

I think I have enjoyed this segment more than I have almost anything else Georgie has hosted...

... Noory's special 'prayer list'...

     Stan Deyo thinks California may be in for a big quake within the next two weeks.  Peter Davenport notes a rise in ufo reports.  Kudos to Lee Speigel for questioning the ways of Melba Ketchum.  Am I the only one who thinks he term "panspermia" sucks?  Couldn't all those cosmologist sitting around thinking about more ways to humiliate Pluto take a moment and come up with a better word?  Galactic Pollination.  Space Seeding.  Organic Transfer.  This isn't hard.  I think George is the only person who has ever served in the military to refer to the DD 214 as the "DD two one four."  Everybody else - I mean everybody - who has ever served calls it a "DD two fourteen"  No huge deal.  Just file that in the Noory odd english habits "feb" folder.  And who are these people who are praying?  How is this coordinated?  Who's in charge?  Play the song.  Hit the road.

[VtaGeezer]

     Stan Deyo thinks California may be in for a big quake within the next two weeks.

Deyo is a galactic-level phony and a reminder that Bell had his own stable of snake-oil peddlers.

[HorrorRetro]

Deyo is a galactic-level phony and a reminder that Bell had his own stable of snake-oil peddlers.

Yes, he is.  In addition to his completely false predictions over the past decade and a half, he's a complete liar regarding his background.  He was kicked out of the Air Force Academy.  I recently heard his first phone call into the show with Art.  This call was him calling in as an open-lines caller -- he later became a regular guest.  Over the course of several shows I've heard in the last year, his story on why he was kicked out of the academy changed every time.  Wild changes, not subtle changes.  He's a complete fraud, and like most guests over the years, no one called him on it.

[Morgus]

What is the deal about this "UFO Phil" guy? Who is he? I don't listen to the show anymore so I have no idea why he is constantly being dissed on here. All I know is that he sounds like a piss-filled douche-bag. He sings or something?

Learn all about UFO Phil here:
http://ufophil.com/

Who is UFO Phil?

[MikeJ]

George sucks so bad that I'm going to end my four year subscription to Coast Insider. He's slipped badly especially in the last two years. I think this hints at some form of early dementia. It's very sad. Thank goodness I found this place and access to the good old Art Bell shows!

I ended my five year membership about 3 months ago and have never looked back.  I finally realized no matter how interesting the topic seemed, Snoory would turn the show into a a snooze-fest.

[Falkie2013]

Just his coming onto the air at 10 PM means its usually an automatic snoorefest.


As to the DD 214, my friend Paul worked at the VA as a clerk for 20 years and he never heard of anyone calling it anything but a DD two four teen. Snoory lives in his own little universe. He thinks he's special and would want to command the Scorpion Army because he thinks his " loyal " C2C listeners would follow him where ever he goes. Like Obama, he's a narcissist.


He craves attention and doesn't realize that people are repelled by his antics and not drawn to him by the power of his voice or words.


He seeks out scorpion lollypops because he thinks they will make him more powerful and give him the power of the scorpion.


He'll probably take the first bite, cut his tongue on the candy or the stinger will sting him and he'll cry for Tommy to take him to the hospital because he can't talk.


Or the scorpion will get caught in his throat and he'll sit there choking on it.


I hope he tries one on the air one night. It might be fun to hear his reaction to it.

I just checked on the USGS site. Several 4.2's one in Nevada, one in So Cal but much larger quakes elsewhere in the world even in the ocean.

Here's the link to a map of quakes around the world.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

Wonder what Jim Berkelund would think of Deyo's " predictions " ?

We've not heard much of him on Coast lately. Art used to have him on all the time.

Guess there's no room with all the people trying to shill their noxious potions.

The significant quakes seem to all be happening south of Chile.

Remember Spock commenting on McCoy and his giving people " noxious potions " ?

LOL.

The next local UFO conference here, if Snoory shows up, I'm going to have a t shirt printed and wear it and it will say on it ( with a picture from a site that makes fun of  Snoory ) :

George Noory Sucks.

Lets see how long until someone asks me to remove it or if I'd get thrown out of the room where Snoory would be giving a talk.

Below is a ying yang symbol supposedly found of Saturn's moon. I would have thought Snoorge would have immediately had Hoagland all over this story.

Here's the link for this years Conspiracy Con if anyone's interested.

http://www.conspiracycon.com/about_us.html

Of the announced guests for this year's conference, NONE of them have ever been on Snoory's snorefest. Guess they have too much class for that.

I do wonder about their choice of having a swami comedian at their banquet.

Weird. I did meet Jesse Marcel Jr. at a previous UFO conference. Seems a genuine guy who's telling the truth about what he experienced.


As well as the next local meeting of the Bay Area Mufon chapter.

http://www.northerncaliforniamufon.com/

Here's a link about what the SF Chonicle said about an earlier UFO con held locally.

The usual ha-ha look at the kooks stuff.

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/UFO-Expo-to-draw-scientists-kooks-alike-to-San-2524632.php




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[ItsOver]

What is the deal about this "UFO Phil" guy? Who is he? ....

Snoory is actually "The Four Stooges of the Apocalypse," Stupidity, Incompetence, Creepiness, and Bad Breath.  Just think of the UFO Phil song as his "Flight of the Valkyries," played after four hours of waste and destruction by Noory.  Apologies to Wilhelm.

[ItsOver]

..... He thinks he's special and would want to command the Scorpion Army because he thinks his " loyal " C2C listeners would follow him whereever he goes. Like Obama, he's a narcissict...

But unlike Noory, Obama can actually sing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=y6uHR90Sq6k

[Morgus]

Last night at one of the times Noory steered his guest off topic, he talked about actor/singer Pat Boone who they both recalled in one of their favorite movies, Journey to the Center of the Earth.
Noory then revealed at personal appearance events he has often sung Pat Boone's "April Love" song...

[PB the Deplorable]

But unlike Noory, Obama can actually sing.

And unlike Noory he knows to stop after a short sample