George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nucky Nolan]

LOL - that's so true about the calls.  Someone with a great shtory finally gets on and he either cuts them short or even makes light of it when you can tell it may actually be a legitimate call.  Another of his failings is he cannot tell the difference between a legitimate call and someone yanking his chain.  Then Hazel from New Jersey with the twelve cats gets on and talks about her doilie collection, or the guy that went on and on about his toenail collection and they get ten minutes with "The challenged One" because he in his way is making fun of them.  That's part of Georgie's evil side.  Oh, and thanks for "Hinkley's Law" - since you fleshed it out, how about the "Hinkley - Nolan Law"?

I'm cool with that. "Hinkley's Law" sounds like it might have something to do with Jodie Foster and Ronald Reagan.   Yeah, you can't make up some of these calls' subjects. Didn't Noory devote a whole open lines segment to nail stories? It's like they try to come up with the worst possible themes! Would you be shocked if they devoted some time to genital warts or hemorrhoids one night? Well, the first one is too sexual for the show, but it's not much worse than nails. I just can't picture other hosts, like Knapp, taking calls about toenail fungus between callers' hangnail horror stories.

[Roy Hinkley]

People eat bats George you idiot.  Never heard of fruit bat soup?

[Nucky Nolan]

People eat bats George you idiot.  Never heard of fruit bat soup?

Post the predictable joke about Ozzy Osbourne. BTW, remind me to never have dinner at your house.  

[sleeplessinca]

I just tuned in and WTF!!!!  I don't care about what this woman has eaten.  Boring Boring boring and she is trying so hard to make it interesting and humorous while he keeps turning the interview down Gross Street.  What a doofus. 

[Roy Hinkley]

Leave it to George to handle the topic of alternative food like a little child.  Ten minutes probing/making fun of the guest and going ewww over shtrange foods.  Way to be an ethnocentric ASS George.

When the SHTF, George will die of starvation day two.

[onan]

I for the first time in I can't remember... tuned in and it is worse than I remembered.

How you guys can continue is beyond me.

[Roy Hinkley]

Post the predictable joke about Ozzy Osbourne. BTW, remind me to never have dinner at your house.

LOL - I have a cousin who grew up in Guam and Pohnpei.  She has a recipe for fruit bat soup - I however have never tried it.

[sleeplessinca]

That is the perfect description of the interview - childish. 


I am impressed that the guest just kept grabbing the wheel and taking the interview into the actual topic - survival food.


So if it comes to it - just die Snoorey.  Sounds like there are many people who will enjoy your turmeric infused flesh.

[sleeplessinca]

How do I continue?


Maybe I have no life...

[Roy Hinkley]

I just tuned in and WTF!!!!  I don't care about what this woman has eaten.  Boring Boring boring and she is trying so hard to make it interesting and humorous while he keeps turning the interview down Gross Street.  What a doofus.

Mature Host that he is.... "We'll be right back with more bugs..... yuccckkkkkkk - on Coast to Coast"
Grow a pair of nads George and quit being such a wuss.  You can have your gun you're always bragging about, but you're still just a lightweight wimp like in school.

Snoory "do you think different cultures have different food?" OMG you state the painfully obvious you putz.  You can tell too that Snoory has never traveled or taken an anthropology class.  He probably thought pizza rolls were survival food until one became possessed and burned him with the literal flames of hell in his mouth. 

[onan]

How do I continue?


Maybe I have no life...

Sir... having no life is my job... and I am not sharing it with anyone.

[sleeplessinca]

What is Carnivora anyway?  Literally "meat eat" and Reagan ate it?  Didn't he suffer some serious problems? 

[onan]

What is Carnivora anyway?  Literally "meat eat" and Reagan ate it?  Didn't he suffer some serious problems?

Just think how bad it would have been without carnivora.

[sleeplessinca]

We don't really know how bad he would have been without "IT" do we?  Snoorey never even says what Carnivora is - does he?

[mombird3]

I have always wondered about Reagan and the Carnivora. He was ill. The whole thing was not made public until after he left office.

[sleeplessinca]

I don't see why Snoorey is making such a big deal about this woman's ability to butcher her own food.  If I'm not mistaken, Snoorey said he usually has a turkey sandwich.  How does he think they get turkey for that? 

[Nucky Nolan]

LOL - I have a cousin who grew up in Guam and Pohnpei.  She has a recipe for fruit bat soup - I however have never tried it.

Thanks for the explanation. I feel like such a rube. I live in the Midwest where The Olive Garden and The Panda Express are seen as ethnic cuisine. I exaggerate, but fruit bat soup is new to me.

[Falkie2013]

I was just thinking if I was George and I came to this site and saw what people had written about me, I would be fucking devastated. From the artwork and the doctored photos to the tome of insults on here- how the fuck would you recover from that?
Don't me wrong, I don't feel sorry for him; as I said before I need him to know he sucks. I guess in a way this site is a good thing...maybe he will listen to some of the complaints about him and change a lil somethin' somethin' here and there. This motherfucker cannot be THIS oblivious.

Somone asked what Carnivora is. Its some kind of anti disease supplement. Go to carnavora.com for an explanation.


Well, I don't think he's smart enough to realize what so mnay of us are saying about him.


Take tonight's show which I'm listening to. The first guy was talking about the NWO and Snoory not only cut him off in mid sentence to babble on about what Snoory had to talk about but suddenly Snoory said the elitists like the CFR and then said the  Council for World Order.


The guy just said the Council for Foreign Relations initials and changes its name in mid sentence and continues to babble.


Then he brings on the next guest who was on Doomsday Preppers and Snoory and her spend about a half an hour talking about eating bugs and Snoory kept asking stuff like " Would you eat a rat  ? ". Snoory also went on about " would you eat a bat ? I don't think I've ever heard of anyone eating a bat. " AND " I want to eat a scorpion on a stick ! ".


He also kept asking what's the strangest animal you ever ate and then asked whats the strangest insect you ever ate.


I was disturbed to watch Doomsday Preppers a couple of weeks ago where they had a guy practicing his bug out to the wilds of Alaska. He decided to shoot a moose that was chewing grass one second and was being skinned the next. It realy upset me. He didn't NEED to kill the poor thing at that point in time to survive. I would never kill an animal unless I was starving.. I got disgusted and turned it off.


I am stockpiling rice, beans, dried potatoes and the like. Though if things collapse I don't know what I will do without coffee and my asthma meds. I'll probably choke to death unless I move to the desert. 


Things aren't that bad here, yet, thank Ghu.


Luckily I had eaten earlier or I would have hurled. As it was the bile was starting to come up.


She also kept saying um, you know, uh. It was driving me nuts.


I do read Foreign Affairs at times, it can be interesting. It's the CFR's official publication.


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With all the talk about pizza rolls, I decided tonight to do a taste test. So I bought 2 packages and put 1 pack in the microwave. The plate came out hot because I accidentally set it too long. But the pizza rolls were not too hot after I waited for them to cool down but they'll never replace pizza. They were cheap at 98 cents each and weren't an off brand either. Jenos or Genos.


I could see how someone could burn the roof of their mouth or lip IF you popped one into your mouth if you cooked them in the oven but ...

[sleeplessinca]

Here this woman has such a mission in life and he has done everything in his power to humiliate her.  Snoorey sucks.

[Nucky Nolan]

So if it comes to it - just die Snoorey.  Sounds like there are many people who will enjoy your turmeric infused flesh.

"Soylent Green....is Noory! It's Noory!" If you are what you eat, we'll have a lot of brainless and unctuous zombies during this particular apocalypse. Call it "Night of the Sucking Dead".

[sleeplessinca]

Oh - and Onan -  I'm not a Sir.  Boo-Yah!!!!

[Falkie2013]

How I wish that Art Bell had uttered that phrase instead of "Noory gets it"! Noory got it, and we got Noory.

Maybe Snoory blackmailed Art to get the job.

[Nucky Nolan]

Snoory "do you think different cultures have different food?" OMG you state the painfully obvious you putz.

I'm not listening to the show, and I know that you're serious.


(Not) George Noory: "Do Chinese people eat Chinese food?"

[Nucky Nolan]

Maybe Snoory blackmailed Art to get the job.

Maybe it was black magic. Noory practiced the dark arts (no pun) in the past, if his book is to be believed.

[sleeplessinca]

So much about his interview was wrong.  His attitude about women raised its ugly head (haha) when he asked about her husband's sexual interest in regard to her liberal food beliefs.  She has four kids (that she also produces 1/2 of their food) so I guess he's OK with the whole thing.  Snoorey is such a pussy - I bet there isn't enough Viagra in the world to help him.

[onan]

Oh - and Onan -  I'm not a Sir.  Boo-Yah!!!!

rofl... to me everyone on the net is a sir... just safer that way.

[Nucky Nolan]

Well, I don't think he's smart enough to realize what so mnay of us are saying about him.


Take tonight's show which I'm listening to. The first guy was talking about the NWO and Snoory not only cut him off in mid sentence to babble on about what Snoory had to talk about but suddenly Snoory said the elitists like the CFR and then said the  Council for World Order.


The guy just said the Council for Foreign Relations initials and changes its name in mid sentence and continues to babble.


Then he brings on the next guest who was on Doomsday Preppers and Snoory and her spend about a half an hour talking about eating bugs and Snoory kept asking stuff like " Would you eat a rat  ? ". Snoory also went on about " would you eat a bat ? I don't think I've ever heard of anyone eating a bat. " AND " I want to eat a scorpion on a stick ! ".


He also kept asking what's the strangest animal you ever ate and then asked whats the strangest insect you ever ate.


I was disturbed to watch Doomsday Preppers a couple of weeks ago where they had a guy practicing his bug out to the wilds of Alaska. He decided to shoot a moose that was chewing grass one second and was being skinned the next. It realy upset me. He didn't NEED to kill the poor thing at that point in time to survive. I would never kill an animal unless I was starving.. I got disgusted and turned it off.


I am stockpiling rice, beans, dried potatoes and the like. Though if things collapse I don't know what I will do without coffee and my asthma meds. I'll probably choke to death unless I move to the desert. 


Things aren't that bad here, yet, thank Ghu.


Luckily I had eaten earlier or I would have hurled. As it was the bile was starting to come up.


She also kept saying um, you know, uh. It was driving me nuts.


I do read Foreign Affairs at times, it can be interesting. It's the CFR's official publication.


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With all the talk about pizza rolls, I decided tonight to do a taste test. So I bought 2 packages and put 1 pack in the microwave. The plate came out hot because I accidentally set it too long. But the pizza rolls were not too hot after I waited for them to cool down but they'll never replace pizza. They were cheap at 98 cents each and weren't an off brand either. Jenos or Genos.


I could see how someone could burn the roof of their mouth or lip IF you popped one into your mouth if you cooked them in the oven but ...

Would you eat a rat? Would you eat a bat or a cat in a hat? It's no coincidence that this show sounds like Doctor Seuss. Kindergarten students must be a key demographic, right along with folks in nursing homes.


Tostino's is another name for the same company. It might be like how some hamburger joints operate with different names in different areas or different states. Hardee's comes to mind. I'm glad that you weren't injured by the deadly pizza rolls. They fit the theme of tonight's show. Like fried rattlesnake and grilled scorpion, they're dangerous and exotic food. They're right up there with puffer fish. Eat them at your own risk.

[sleeplessinca]

So Onan - so there is a problem calling a man a woman while it is fine to disregard a woman's feelings. Double standard there?  Maybe next time just pull a Biden and say "My friend".

[PB the Deplorable]

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George enjoys making fun of people dumb enough to call in or come on his show

[Nucky Nolan]

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George enjoys making fun of people dumb enough to call in or come on his show

Is that suit photo-shopped? He looks like a gangster from the Dick Tracy movie.