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Started by onan, May 22, 2011, 01:41:35 AM

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3OctaveFart

I am tired of all football programming being funnelled through a fantasy perspective.

Is anyone just a football fan anymore?

Predictably the fantasy commentator on these casts is the worst kind of tool.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Meatie Pie on November 10, 2015, 10:23:27 AM
I am tired of all football programming being funnelled through a fantasy perspective.

Is anyone just a football fan anymore?

Predictably the fantasy commentator on these casts is the worst kind of tool.

    The nerds who've ruined baseball for decades are now ruining the sport that mommy didn't let them play. Draft Kings and Fan Duel offend me more than ISIS ever could.

ItsOver

Quote from: Meatie Pie on November 10, 2015, 10:23:27 AM
I am tired of all football programming being funnelled through a fantasy perspective.

Is anyone just a football fan anymore?

Predictably the fantasy commentator on these casts is the worst kind of tool.
Fantasy football is just a fantasy to me. 

albrecht

Christmas time is approaching so my mailbox is full of free address labels from just about every charitable organization imaginable. I guess as a ploy to guilt you into sending them money.

trostol

Are people actually complaining about the cups at Starbucks?

Rix Gins

Quote from: albrecht on November 10, 2015, 01:20:52 PM
Christmas time is approaching so my mailbox is full of free address labels from just about every charitable organization imaginable. I guess as a ploy to guilt you into sending them money.

I've been a dude all my life and yet half of those Christmas address labels I receive have the Ms. title on them.

MessengerOne

Why do you think you have to come from behind me, pass me, get in my lane, and then stop so that you can turn. Anyways that's not what angers me .Its the fact that I was completely out of ammo .

jazmunda

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 10, 2015, 12:21:51 PM
    The nerds who've ruined baseball for decades are now ruining the sport that mommy didn't let them play. Draft Kings and Fan Duel offend me more than ISIS ever could.

I must be like the 16 year old privileged Australian white kid who goes off to Syria to drive a truck bomb into a police academy in Syria to you then.

I got addicted to Aussie Rules fantasy football two years ago. My wife hates me even more now.

Eddie Coyle


   Just about every moment of any Farrelly Brothers production.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: jazmunda on November 10, 2015, 08:08:01 PM
I must be like the 16 year old privileged Australian white kid who goes off to Syria to drive a truck bomb into a police academy in Syria to you then.

I got addicted to Aussie Rules fantasy football two years ago. My wife hates me even more now.

      If that jihadist drove a truck bomb into a screening of a Police Academy movie, he'd be my hero.

     

jazmunda

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 10, 2015, 08:11:38 PM
      If that jihadist drove a truck bomb into a screening of a Police Academy movie, he'd be my hero.

     

Guilty again *. It would be hard for me to be in two places at once.

*Only Police Academy 1. In my pre-pubescent days I had no idea what that lady was doing under the podium.

https://youtu.be/_rZCofcCbc0

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: jazmunda on November 10, 2015, 08:13:44 PM
Guilty again *. It would be hard for me to be in two places at once.

*Only Police Academy 1. In my pre-pubescent days I had no idea what that lady was doing under the podium.

https://youtu.be/_rZCofcCbc0

      Now in my adult days, I can barely recall what she's doing there.

      On March 21, 1986 and April 24, 1987, I saw Police Academy 3 and 4 respectively. I was 10/11 years old but that's no excuse. The movie I saw before Police Academy 4 was the legendary Stallone flick Over The Top on March 28, 1987.

       And they wonder why we rediscovered heroin.

jazmunda

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 10, 2015, 08:22:49 PM
      Now in my adult days, I can barely recall what she's doing there.

      On March 21, 1986 and April 24, 1987, I saw Police Academy 3 and 4 respectively. I was 10/11 years old but that's no excuse. The movie I saw before Police Academy 4 was the legendary Stallone flick Over The Top on March 28, 1987.

       And they wonder why we rediscovered heroin.

All the Police Academy movies were strictly straight to video movies in Australia. I think 5 was the last one I saw. How many did they end up making? I wouldn't be surprised if there is a Police Academy the Next Generation floating about out there.

Over the Top was legendary. I miss the mom and pop video stores.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: jazmunda on November 10, 2015, 08:28:58 PM
All the Police Academy movies were strictly straight to video movies in Australia. I think 5 was the last one I saw. How many did they end up making? I wouldn't be surprised if there is a Police Academy the Next Generation floating about out there.

Over the Top was legendary. I miss the mom and pop video stores.

    The first 6 were released theatrically in the springs of 1984-89...the final one was barely released in late summer '94. So, right now, they are 7...but an 8 has to be coming.

    The mom and pop video store explosion of 1983-1988 was awesome. A degenerate shoplifter like me didn't help their existence. But I would return something that I stole that wasn't worth keeping. It's getting me into Heaven.

       Over The Top gave us Kenny Loggins "Meet Me Half Way", which is always effective in ending a spousal argument if you sing that to her.

Eddie Coyle


   MULTS annoy me. That type of person is inherently dishonest. I'm not NIT-picking, here...

   
http://youtu.be/ly-JZowFHDA
   

jazmunda

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 10, 2015, 08:37:04 PM

    The mom and pop video store explosion of 1983-1988 was awesome. A degenerate shoplifter like me didn't help their existence. But I would return something that I stole that wasn't worth keeping. It's getting me into Heaven.


I have 3 videos from 3 different video stores that no longer exist. I no longer have a video player to view them. One of them is Arnold Schwarzenegger's Cobra. Another is Jean Claude Van Damme's Blood Sport (love that movie). The other one is the surfing movie The Endless Summer which I actually never watched but never returned because I was always going to watch it. I think I will just leave it unwatched. The universe obviously never wanted me to see it.

I have a lot of CDs from ex girlfriends that like those old video stores will also never see them ever again.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: jazmunda on November 10, 2015, 09:40:52 PM
I have 3 videos from 3 different video stores that no longer exist. I no longer have a video player to view them. One of them is Arnold Schwarzenegger's Cobra. Another is Jean Claude Van Damme's Blood Sport (love that movie). The other one is the surfing movie The Endless Summer which I actually never watched but never returned because I was always going to watch it. I think I will just leave it unwatched. The universe obviously never wanted me to see it.

I have a lot of CDs from ex girlfriends that like those old video stores will also never see them ever again.

     It's Stallone's Cobra! How dare you. "You're the disease, I'm the cure" is Shakespeare shit. I think Blood Sport is the only Van Damme movie I saw in full. The garbage we used to rent(or steal) because it was new.

      Spice Girls? Jewel? I'd use the ex-girlfriend excuse, too.

jazmunda

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 10, 2015, 09:52:15 PM
     It's Stallone's Cobra! How dare you. "You're the disease, I'm the cure" is Shakespeare shit. I think Blood Sport is the only Van Damme movie I saw in full. The garbage we used to rent(or steal) because it was new.

OH MY. I didn't mean Cobra. I meant Commando. Cobra was a legitimate purchase.

jazmunda

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 10, 2015, 09:52:15 PM
 
      Spice Girls? Jewel? I'd use the ex-girlfriend excuse, too.

I just want people to think I had an active sex life in my 20s.


Eddie Coyle

  Clowns annoy me.

Quote from: NowhereInTime on Today at 01:18:06 AM
God you are an idiot. Before you run off and make an even bigger taint out of yourself, you really should check MV. You'll find we have two different IP addresses and from opposite sides of the country

   

      Just like he designed it to be! What a clown. "Opposite sides of the country" ::) :D :D :D :'(
   
      Are you like Wonder Woman? Does Ben Shockley spin and become Nowhere In Life?

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: jazmunda on November 10, 2015, 10:13:50 PM
OH MY. I didn't mean Cobra. I meant Commando. Cobra was a legitimate purchase.

   Commando was the where the Arnold one-liners really took off. "I let him go". Funny, stupid movie.

onan

There is going to be another Rocky movie.


saltwn

Quote from: Rix Gins on November 10, 2015, 02:46:54 PM
I've been a dude all my life and yet half of those Christmas address labels I receive have the Ms. title on them.

Took me awhile to figure out what the gripe was this time...

BobGrau

Quote from: onan on November 11, 2015, 12:10:15 AM
There is going to be another Rocky movie.

All-female cast this time?

whoozit

That after all these years on this planet life can still annoy me at times.

Quote from: BobGrau on November 11, 2015, 03:13:04 AM
All-female cast this time?

No, no. You're thinking of the upcoming Rocky Horror Picture Show reboot.


wr250

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on November 11, 2015, 06:22:50 AM
No, no. You're thinking of the upcoming Rocky Horror Picture Show reboot.
starring kaitlyn jenner?

AppealPlay

Quote from: onan on November 11, 2015, 12:10:15 AM
There is going to be another Rocky movie.

I thought the last Rocky movie was excellent.

Quote from: MichaelFromVA on November 11, 2015, 06:36:38 AM
I thought the last Rocky movie was excellent.

Agree.

It's not about how hard you can hit....

Quote from: wr250 on November 11, 2015, 06:33:16 AM
starring kaitlyn jenner?

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