Things That Annoy You

[Ciardelo]

Fucking 9 foot teddy bears. That shit annoys the hell out of me.

[whoozit]

Fucking 9 foot teddy bears. That shit annoys the hell out of me.

How does the mechanics of that work?  Seems like it would be exhausting.

[Imconfused]

I'm more than annoyed that Hell is too good for this punk scum.



http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-congress-shkreli-idUSKCN0VD20S

ahahaha.

HATER...... 

[Imconfused]

What annoys me is that I don't know where I posted.  I mean in which thread,  and then you have to check all the threads and I blame MV for that.

[Jackstar]

What annoys me is that I don't know where I posted.  I mean in which thread,  and then you have to check all the threads and I blame MV for that.

[miamiron]

Marco Rubio who can't go one sentence without licking his lips

[Camazotz Automat]

Marco Rubio who can't go one sentence without licking his lips

Despite that pic being taken from a more flattering angle ear-wise, those extrusions still border on being simulacra of melting Salvador Dali clocks.

The ears of Larry David on the skull of Dondi.

He's a clueless buffoon. 

Just like former Styper vocalist cum ~Funagelica~ Ted Cruz, who fancies himself a great debater, speaker, leader, moral compass, etc who will invoke separation of church and state at the drop of a tax quill, but uses religion as a lynch pin of progression to ascend a political ladder of complete inadequacy.

Purging.

Mr. Cruz, second from left.  Isaiah 53:5 indeed!

>--------------- B A N G ! ! ! ---------------->

HAHAHAHA

[ItsOver]

Despite that pic being taken from a more flattering angle ear-wise, those extrusions still border on being simulacra of melting Salvador Dali clocks.

The ears of Larry David on the skull of Dondi.

He's a clueless buffoon. 

Just like former Styper vocalist cum ~Funagelica~ Ted Cruz, who fancies himself a great debater, speaker, leader, moral compass, etc who will invoke separation of church and state at the drop of a tax quill, but uses religion as a lynch pin of progression to ascend a political ladder of complete inadequacy.

Purging.

Mr. Cruz, second from left.  Isaiah 53:5 indeed!

>--------------- B A N G ! ! ! ---------------->

HAHAHAHA

Ha!  You're right, Cam.  Dondi!



I always thought that was one creepy, weird cartoon.  The original Black Eyed Child. 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Ha!  You're right, Cam.  Dondi!



I always thought that was one creepy, weird cartoon.  The original Black Eyed Child. 

Damn, IO!  You beat me to it with the same panel by two minutes!  That ran in our paper when I was growing up, and we used to brutally mock it.  The movie is even worse.

And by invoking that blast from the past, Cam demonstrates once again why he's a bona fide BellGab treasure! 

[Walks_At_Night]

Holy Balls Batman...........   Dondi is in the House.     *shiver*

[Camazotz Automat]

Damn, IO!  You beat me to it with the same panel by two minutes!  That ran in our paper when I was growing up, and we used to brutally mock it.  The movie is even worse.

And by invoking that blast from the past, Cam demonstrates once again why he's a bona fide BellGab treasure!

You're kind to say that.  The simple truth is that Dondi ruined my life.

It resulted in thousands and thousands of dollars worth of therapy. It is difficult, if not impossible, for me to have an everyday face to face conversation and NOT mention Dondi and the metaphorical beady black-eyed fallout that's haunted me for decades.

Until today, I've always managed to at least hide the affliction while posting in this particular forum.  (In other forums, I am a blatant Dondi-hater troll.  I do not apologize for this.)

It was a good, clean, Dondi-free run on BellGab, but today I mentioned the little son of a bitch.

Thanks for ruining my winning streak, Mr. Rubio.

And while I found Ross Perot's smaller stature and large ears quite endearing and downright empowering...  In your case, Rubio, I find the same traits highly repellent.

But Ross didn't look like fucking Dondi, did he?!  NO, SIR. HE DID NOT.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

You're kind to say that.  The simple truth is that Dondi ruined my life.

It resulted in thousands and thousands of dollars worth of therapy. It is difficult, if not impossible, for me to have an everyday face to face conversation and NOT mention Dondi and the metaphorical beady black-eyed fallout that's haunted me for decades.

Until today, I've always managed to at least hide the affliction while posting in this particular forum.  (In other forums, I am a blatant Dondi-hater troll.  I do not apologize for this.)

It was a good, clean, Dondi-free run on BellGab, but today I mentioned the little son of a bitch.

Thanks for ruining my winning streak, Mr. Rubio.

And while I found Ross Perot's smaller stature and large ears quite endearing and downright empowering...  In your case, Rubio, I find the same traits highly repellent.

But Ross didn't look like fucking Dondi, did he?!  NO, SIR. HE DID NOT.

Dondiosis afflicts millions and affects everyone. Please give generously.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

This is the image that came to mind whenever I saw H. Ross Perot back when he was bigger than the nose on Aunt Sally's mule.

[Walks_At_Night]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ttxGMQOrY

[Camazotz Automat]

HASBRO changed the color of Baltic Avenue and Mediterranean Ave from dark purple to brown.

A complete dick move.


Dick move #2:

HASBRO changed the red "GO" to black.

These changes were made a while back.

But I cannot simply let go and act like it never happened.

HASBRO SUCKSBRO

[pate]

Dondiosis afflicts millions and affects everyone. Please give generously.

That picture triggers in me a memory of a "water-colour" activity book, where-in as a wee young'in the water-soluable(sp) paints were pre-printed on the page in order to stifle my innate child-genius.

That memory annoys me.

What brings me joy is my inner child Hulk responded by dumping a sippy cup of water on the tome...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1uzf1ewTfo

-or-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJXDNAdP-YU

-or-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnXaDKvterM

In anycase above, the inner childzilla was thwarted, to result in the nonsense I exhibit now.  I blame my folks for not "properly stifling" me.

I digress...

[Inglorious Bitch]

This is......disturbing.

[Jackstar]

This is......disturbing.

... do they come out facing the anus, or is that supposed to be the landing strip? The mind reels.

[analog kid]

Losing fingernail clippers. Fingernails drive me out of my mind.

[Hautex]

This is......disturbing.

Not if you've had a very long dry spell.... It serves as a reminder, and a warning.... (needs a shave though)

[Camazotz Automat]

Egypt will not allow King Tut's tomb to be "damaged" in search of secret chamber?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/world-history/leading-archaeologist-says-nefertiti-is-not-in-tutankhamuns-tomb-a6787361.html

Excuse me, but isn't this the same country that recently permanently damaged/broke off/removed the beard of King Tut's iconic funeral mask - perhaps the world's most famous archaeological relic - and attempted to "reattach" the beard with epoxy and a spatula in order to keep the mask on display for paying tourists?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/01/23/king-tuts-mask-worlds-most-famous-archaeological-relic-has-been-irreversably-damaged/

Yeah, great conservatives, those ~eGypts~.

I was greatly looking forward to the keyhole exploratory surgery of the possible womb/tomb of Queen Nefertiti, and was unaware until today that efforts had been thwarted. And even if it's not another tomb, so what? We need to get in there and check for artifacts and data.  The human race is pathetic -  bragging about the anatomy of neutron stars but refusing to properly investigate what is in the front yard hidden beneath a pebble.

Zahi cannot die out of his position of influence soon enough.  Why anyone tolerates him is a mystery.  The Obnoxious jackass - the wannabe Howard Stern of Egyptology.

The cataract in the Eye of Horus no good papyrus hanging son of a bitch!

[albrecht]

Egypt will not allow King Tut's tomb to be "damaged" in search of secret chamber?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/world-history/leading-archaeologist-says-nefertiti-is-not-in-tutankhamuns-tomb-a6787361.html

Excuse me, but isn't this the same country that recently permanently damaged/broke off/removed the beard of King Tut's iconic funeral mask - perhaps the world's most famous archaeological relic - and attempted to "reattach" the beard with epoxy and a spatula in order to keep the mask on display for paying tourists?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/01/23/king-tuts-mask-worlds-most-famous-archaeological-relic-has-been-irreversably-damaged/

Yeah, great conservatives, those ~eGypts~.

I was greatly looking forward to the keyhole exploratory surgery of the possible womb/tomb of Queen Nefertiti, and was unaware until today that efforts had been thwarted. And even if it's not another tomb, so what? We need to get in there and check for artifacts and data.  The human race is pathetic -  bragging about the anatomy of neutron stars but refusing to properly investigate what is in the front yard hidden beneath a pebble.

Zahi cannot die out of his position of influence soon enough.  Why anyone tolerates him is a mystery.  The Obnoxious jackass - the wannabe Howard Stern of Egyptology.

The cataract in the Eye of Horus no good papyrus hanging son of a bitch!

Funny you mention him. Was just going through some old magazines and cleaning up and a magazine fell and opened, guess what, an article on Hawass in the Smithsonian June 2013. In which he says he "finds parallels between his fall and that of Osiris" and that like Osiris he will prevail against "the friends of the god Set." Coinschedence? There are no such things!
I found the article online for you. Interesting stuff. No mention of C2C, Hancock, UFOs, etc though.
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-rise-and-fall-and-rise-of-zahi-hawass-72874123/

[ItsOver]

Egypt will not allow King Tut's tomb to be "damaged" in search of secret chamber?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/world-history/leading-archaeologist-says-nefertiti-is-not-in-tutankhamuns-tomb-a6787361.html

Excuse me, but isn't this the same country that recently permanently damaged/broke off/removed the beard of King Tut's iconic funeral mask - perhaps the world's most famous archaeological relic - and attempted to "reattach" the beard with epoxy and a spatula in order to keep the mask on display for paying tourists?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/01/23/king-tuts-mask-worlds-most-famous-archaeological-relic-has-been-irreversably-damaged/

Yeah, great conservatives, those ~eGypts~.

I was greatly looking forward to the keyhole exploratory surgery of the possible womb/tomb of Queen Nefertiti, and was unaware until today that efforts had been thwarted. And even if it's not another tomb, so what? We need to get in there and check for artifacts and data.  The human race is pathetic -  bragging about the anatomy of neutron stars but refusing to properly investigate what is in the front yard hidden beneath a pebble.

Zahi cannot die out of his position of influence soon enough.  Why anyone tolerates him is a mystery.  The Obnoxious jackass - the wannabe Howard Stern of Egyptology.

The cataract in the Eye of Horus no good papyrus hanging son of a bitch!

What more can be said?

[Jackstar]

Why anyone tolerates him is a mystery.

[Camazotz Automat]

I found the article online for you. Interesting stuff. No mention of C2C, Hancock, UFOs, etc though.
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-rise-and-fall-and-rise-of-zahi-hawass-72874123/

Thanks for this.

I must rethink the meaning(s) of "3G" and "4G."

What more can be said?

I would enjoy seeing Steve perform a bluegrass version of this song.

[PB the Deplorable]

Egypt will not allow King Tut's tomb to be "damaged" in search of secret chamber?...

Excuse me, but isn't this the same country that recently permanently damaged/broke off/removed the beard of King Tut's iconic funeral mask...

Same country, true, but the hacks who worked on the funeral mask - and who didn't follow protocol - probably aren't the ones making policy on the tomb.  In fact those idiots are facing negligence charges.

[Jackstar]

I must rethink the meaning(s) of "3G" and "4G."

[Hautex]

The "Senior Center Massacre" was worth watching! Kimbo vs Dada 5000 and Gracie vs Shamrock made me realize the true dangers of dementia. The arena it was held in should have been an Applebees or Golden Corral....

[ItsOver]

Thanks for this.


I must rethink the meaning(s) of "3G" and "4G."


I would enjoy seeing Steve perform a bluegrass version of this song.

Yes, indeed.  King Tut with a banjo.  Maybe the whack jobs in Hollyweird can bless us with a CGI version of "King Tut vs. The Deliverance Dudes, The Wonder Years of Fast and Furious Strumming and Squealing."  I can see them salivating now.

[albrecht]

When the person making a sandwich doesn't cut through the bread completely but it appears as if it was done- so that when you try to eat you end up "unsandwiching" the makings and have to remake it yourself at the table. If I wanted to make a sandwich myself I will do so at home. Cut through the whole thing, not just the top! Or don't cut it at all and at least I will know to approach the sandwich in that manner!