Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[jazmunda]

Just got back from the dentist. Good news; I don't need braces.

[jazmunda]

http://youtu.be/ds4FZmVG908

Oh hell yes.

This video is not supported in your country. Stupid geo-blocking bastards.

Engaging one of casio's VPNs.

[Eddie Coyle]

Just got back from the dentist. Good news; I don't need braces.

      Even better when your knee doctor tells you that.

      Did you do the old trick with the dentist, by pulling your pants down, and telling them "There's a tooth in there, doc"

[UnscreenedCaller]

Just because cheer and year rhyme doesn't mean people have to actually use them in Christmas songs. #ThirdStringChristmasSongsontheAllChristmasStation

[b_dubb]

Some cool retro radios and stuff here

http://www.crosleyradio.com

[PB the Deplorable]

When I die I want belly dancers, acid, and Aerosmith at my funeral.

Why wait, let's get started..

Bellydance uzbek girl Shahzoda

[jazmunda]

So my sandwich was vaguely Australian shaped today. Carry on.

[popple]

Shoulda put a lil kiwi beside it 

[analog kid]

[jazmunda]

I live in the Southern Hemisphere and .......

[bateman]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

The board has banned the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of  if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

In other words, they've banned fun.

I also had no idea British pornography existed.

[Bart Ell]

I also had no idea British pornography existed.

It's like regular porn but all the guys sound gay.

[Eddie Coyle]

In other words, they've banned fun.

I also had no idea British pornography existed.

    Just making that eventual adjustment to Sharia Law all the more easier.

[pate]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

In other words, they've banned fun.

I also had no idea British pornography existed.

From what I've seen of it, most of it is like this scene from a famous British Porn Movie:

The Meaning of Life (4/11) Movie CLIP - Protestants and French Ticklers (1983) HD

Very risqué!

edit: the naughty bits have obviously been edited out in this clip as it's from right before the 'action' starts (quite the run-up, btw, I find myself all hot and bothered) I selected this particular clip because this site is supposed to be 'Safe For Work'...

[Bart Ell]

I have to put this somewhere or else my head is going to explode.

[Imconfused]

I have to put this somewhere or else my head is going to explode.

heh heh.  I always liked your style.

[Treading Water]

I selected this particular clip because this site is supposed to be 'Safe For Work'...

Akkk, I know what I'll be doing all day.  YouTube, Monty Python.  Wonder who delivers pizza this far out....

[wr250]

YouTube
Shared publicly  -  Dec 1, 2014

youtube is surprised by the numbers gangnam style has put up. they had to switch to a 64 bit integer to calculate the number.



this is both random and stupid.
https://plus.google.com/+youtube/posts/BUXfdWqu86Q


well it seems google plus might actually be useful.

[eddie dean]

I have to put this somewhere or else my head is going to explode.

Heh heh

[bateman]

Oh dear.

[aldousburbank]

Look I'm all for rain and junk but after days of sheets of the stuff, following previous storms, the next time I hear somebody talk about California's drought I'm gonna want to give a quick backhand to their upside, to make myself feel better, ya know?  Climate bitches.

[pate]

Look I'm all for rain and junk but after days of sheets of the stuff, following previous storms, the next time I hear somebody talk about California's drought I'm gonna want to give a quick backhand to their upside, to make myself feel better, ya know?  Climate bitches.

Sorry to hear that, man.  Here's something to listen to that might help:

I Can't Stand The Rain by Missy Elliot

Me, I'm off to the bar for a few hours...

[pate]

dango yard-beer!



The Specials - Ghost Town

[analog kid]

[Albemuth]

I'm completely on board with the last 3 posts. You guys have good taste in tunes.


The Charms - Gimme That Shot

[bateman]

I'd rather fuck a blender than Lena Dunham.

[b_dubb]

I'd rather fuck a blender than Lena Dunham.

I absolutely don't "get" Lena Dunham.  She doesn't strike me as funny or paricularly insightful.  She reminds me of the mid 90's when every record company wanted to sign a Tracy Bonham or Alanis Morrisette.  There were some good artists signed at that point but there was a lot of shit too.  Jewel had ONE GOOD SONG and then we were forced to indulge her book of poetry. 


I suspect Lena Dunham is 2014's version of Jewel's shitty poetry.  But then maybe my penis is blocking higher brain function.  That's what the feminists would have everyone believe.

[FightTheFuture]

[pate]

...She reminds me of the mid 90's when every record company wanted to sign a Tracy Bonham or Alanis Morrisette.  There were some good artists signed at that point but there was a lot of shit too. ...

Bonham?  Was that the skanky chick from "Fight Club"?

Anyhow, would...

Helena Bonham Carter in Fight club

[FightTheFuture]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2860425/Jaws-life-Extraordinary-footage-emerges-beachgoer-slicing-open-pregnant-dead-shark-save-pups-lead-ocean.html