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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 06:56:24 PM

pate

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 18, 2014, 02:17:47 AM
But, that's all they do. Every day. Given enough practice, every day, anyone can do it. Same with the military bands. Brilliant musicians, but that's what they do.

Be good if they marched instead of walked though.

What if they just stood and took it?

The Pipes & Drums of Black Watch (The Royal Regiment of Scotland) / The Scots Guard USA 2013

Charles Manson has found a December/May romance and plans to get married soon.  No word if he plans to start a new Family.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/ap-exclusive-charles-manson-marriage-license-26988504

It just goes to show that you never know where one of Cupid's arrows is going to land.  Maybe we should find out where the happy couple is registered and send them a nice gift from BellGab.  I'm thinking a set of steak knives or industrial poultry shears would be something Charlie could put to good use in prison.  Or maybe Taintco offers a fine product that's appropriate for someone with Charlie's singular personality.  If nothing else, you can never go wrong with a survival seed garden or a wishing machine with mysterious helmet.

Eddie Coyle


       It never dawned on me that Manson was crazy until this announcement yesterday. He's going to miss his freedom.


Avi

Quote from: FightTheFuture on November 18, 2014, 10:23:00 AM
Best rock song...EVER

Yes, it even made its way to the future world of Battlestar Galactica II. Perhaps you are a Cylon?

analog kid

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on November 18, 2014, 09:27:28 AM
Charles Manson has found a December/May romance and plans to get married soon.  No word if he plans to start a new Family.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/ap-exclusive-charles-manson-marriage-license-26988504

It just goes to show that you never know where one of Cupid's arrows is going to land.  Maybe we should find out where the happy couple is registered and send them a nice gift from BellGab.  I'm thinking a set of steak knives or industrial poultry shears would be something Charlie could put to good use in prison.  Or maybe Taintco offers a fine product that's appropriate for someone with Charlie's singular personality.  If nothing else, you can never go wrong with a survival seed garden or a wishing machine with mysterious helmet.


jazmunda

Quote from: analog kid on November 18, 2014, 12:37:43 PM


Say what you want about the psychopathic, genocidal cunt, the guy had power that some women crave. I'm not surprised that there are crazy women that fall for that type of person.

A better image for that caption would have been a screencap of Falkie.

jazmunda

Too fat to fight!

Sydney brothers 'too fat to fight' for IS

QuoteTwo of four brothers who fled Australia to fight for Islamic State may not be able to help the extremist army.

Community leader and family friend Jamal Rifi said the pair were unfit and 'can’t even run on the field'.

“Two of them, they are quite obese; they are not good foot soldiers," Dr Rifi said.

"I mean, they are over 140kg (308lb) and people who are going to see them there, they are going to realise, what are they going to do with them? ‘You are going to eat our food.’”



Why is it that if a girl sleeps with a lot of guys, she's a "slut," but if a guy does it, he's a "homosexual"?  #doublestandards

Quote from: jazmunda on November 18, 2014, 03:03:45 PM
Too fat to fight!

Sydney brothers 'too fat to fight' for IS

That's okay.  Bring them to the USA.  They can call themselves "The Guys from Damascus;" make hundreds of rambling, pointless videos; create a 1983-style discussion forum with dozens of forums and no members; and do all of this while sucking the government tit.  Is this country fucking great, or what?

wr250

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 18, 2014, 06:19:02 PM
That's okay.  Bring them to the USA.  They can call themselves "The Guys from Damascus;" make hundreds of rambling, pointless videos; create a 1983-style discussion forum with dozens of forums and no members; and do all of this while sucking the government tit.  Is this country fucking great, or what?
sorry already been done.

Quote from: wr250 on November 18, 2014, 06:41:52 PM
sorry already been done.

Nuts!  Well, I'm sure the guy who thought of it first is worthy.

analog kid

Quote from: jazmunda on November 18, 2014, 03:00:47 PM
Say what you want about the psychopathic, genocidal cunt, the guy had power that some women crave. I'm not surprised that there are crazy women that fall for that type of person.

A better image for that caption would have been a screencap of Falkie.

The Boston bombers had groupies. It's a weird dynamic.

analog kid

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 18, 2014, 06:11:45 PM
Why is it that if a girl sleeps with a lot of guys, she's a "slut," but if a guy does it, he's a "homosexual"?  #doublestandards

It's only gay if the balls touch.


jazmunda

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 18, 2014, 07:14:37 PM
Not gay, then?

You better hope MV likes gay porn otherwise we'll see you at the next great unbanning.

bateman

Quote from: analog kid on November 18, 2014, 08:01:50 PM
That's going to get removed and I'm going to need eye bleach.

Why should we all be punished?



zeebo

Jeez I hope that wasn't the new bellgab secret handshake.

b_dubb

Quote from: zeebo on November 18, 2014, 08:52:39 PM
Jeez I hope that wasn't the new bellgab secret handshake.
the bellgrab secret handshake is a prostate exam. i thought everyone knew that.

jazmunda

Quote from: b_dubb on November 18, 2014, 08:55:09 PM
the bellgrab secret handshake is a prostate exam. i thought everyone knew that.

Members of MV's clique also get a free reacharound.

Quote from: b_dubb on November 18, 2014, 08:55:09 PM
the bellgrab secret handshake is a prostate exam. i thought everyone knew that.

I didn't know about "bellgrab" but it sounds like all the members are "insiders."

Heather Wade

Quote from: jazmunda on November 18, 2014, 09:20:20 PM
Members of MV's clique also get a free reacharound.

And luscious daily coq pics from jaz.  Yep, I said it.

Or maybe some non-traditional Thanksgiving dinner ideas to stimulate the appetites of a select audience with very particular tastes.

http://youtu.be/fmLfpoj5e84

b_dubb

"bellgrab"? interesting misspelling. Freudian slip?

jazmunda

Quote from: b_dubb on November 18, 2014, 09:52:11 PM
"bellgrab"? interesting misspelling. Freudian slip?

Bellgrab. Brilliant! I vote for an immediate site name change.

Quote from: jazmunda on November 18, 2014, 10:02:22 PM
Bellgrab. Brilliant! I vote for an immediate site name change.

I might go along with that, but only if the secret handshake was changed to something that only involved hands.

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