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bateman

#10952
November 12, 2014, 08:24:34 PM
Quote from: jazmunda on November 12, 2014, 08:22:28 PM
Wow. I haven't heard from these guys since I used to love this song back in my grunge days.

http://youtu.be/E2Oe5YKhzCE

A forgotten classic.

jazmunda

#10957
November 12, 2014, 09:31:04 PM
Quote from: bateman on November 12, 2014, 08:52:23 PM
http://youtu.be/maYUQyC3jo4

One of my favorite scenes is when she breaks up with him (my favorite lines are bolded):

[George's car]
GEORGE: I had a great time tonight Carrie. And I am going to call you as soon as I get
home.
CARRIE: Don't bottha
GEORGE: Bother, wa', what kind of bother?
CARRIE: I would prefa' it if ya' didn'.
GEORGE: Why? Is there anything wrong?
CARRIE: It's over buddy. Done. Finished. So long. Good bye. Adios. Sayanara.
GEORGE: Why?
CARRIE: I bin thinkin about it. You got no job. You got no prospects. You're like Biff
Loman.
GEORGE: I went to the hardware store interview.
CARRIE: You think I'm going to spend my life with somebody because he can get me a
deal on a box of nails?
GEORGE: I thought we were a team.
CARRIE: If I ever need a drill bit I'll call you. [exits car]
GEORGE: Carrie, could you do me a favour? Could you not mention this to your
mother?

pate

#10958
November 13, 2014, 03:19:33 AM
The race for the Darwin Award tightens this year:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2831305/One-selfie-cost-lives-half-victims-killed-erupting-volcano-Japan-clutching-smartphones-photos-lava-coming-them.html

}""More than half of the victims were still holding their smartphones, while others were found to have taken snaps of the ash and lava with cameras or phones just moments before they died.""{


Apologies, if this is "too soon"

jazmunda

#10959
November 13, 2014, 03:29:16 AM
Quote from: pate on November 13, 2014, 03:19:33 AM
Apologies, if this is "too soon"

Never too soon when it involves recipients of the Darwin awards.

GeorgieForPresident2216

#10960
November 13, 2014, 12:28:02 PM
Quote from: pate on November 13, 2014, 03:19:33 AM
The race for the Darwin Award tightens this year:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2831305/One-selfie-cost-lives-half-victims-killed-erupting-volcano-Japan-clutching-smartphones-photos-lava-coming-them.html

}""More than half of the victims were still holding their smartphones, while others were found to have taken snaps of the ash and lava with cameras or phones just moments before they died.""{


Apologies, if this is "too soon"

They gave their lives to document the eruption of a volcano.  That should be worth something.

eddie dean

#10965
November 13, 2014, 02:18:22 PM
oops.
never underestimate the power of the meme and its tendency to mock celebrity hypocrisy.

http://nypost.com/2014/11/10/bill-cosby-twitter-hasthag-meme-immediately-backfired/

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bateman

#10970
November 13, 2014, 03:57:41 PM
Quote from: jazmunda on November 13, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
Holy shit. That's why I peed a little bit in my pants everytime I rode the subway in NYC.

Thankfully that doesn't happen often. There was a guy playing the cello on my train last night.

b_dubb

#10973
November 13, 2014, 04:58:26 PM
Quote from: bateman on November 13, 2014, 12:30:48 PM
http://youtu.be/Czb4rImsph0

When hoodrats attack.

http://nypost.com/2014/11/13/man-whose-epic-slap-went-viral-ive-never-slapped-anyone-before/
I wish I hadn't seen this.  "YOU LOOK STEWPID".  Everyone in this clip looked like a first grade asshole.  Except for the people who just wanted to go home or to work.

paladin1991

#10974
November 13, 2014, 05:18:31 PM
Quote from: bateman on November 13, 2014, 12:30:48 PM
http://youtu.be/Czb4rImsph0

When hoodrats attack.

http://nypost.com/2014/11/13/man-whose-epic-slap-went-viral-ive-never-slapped-anyone-before/
Looks like he got it right the first time.  Fucking animals thinks they can act out with impunity.  Every now and then, a correction is made.  This was one of them.

Heather Wade

#10975
November 13, 2014, 05:44:19 PM
"There has never been a sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food."  -Ron Swanson  (beautiful statement)

And

I fucking hate people who whistle.  Stuff a sock in it, whistlers!

paladin1991

#10976
November 13, 2014, 05:48:06 PM
Quote from: (Redacted) on November 13, 2014, 05:44:19 PM
"There has never been a sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food."  -Ron Swanson  (beautiful statement)

And

I fucking hate people who whistle.  Stuff a sock in it, whistlers!
I love your Avatar.  I know she loves me.

zeebo

#10977
November 13, 2014, 05:59:43 PM
Quote from: (Redacted) on November 13, 2014, 05:44:19 PM
...I fucking hate people who whistle.  Stuff a sock in it, whistlers!

Especially in inappropriate places like grocery stores and public buses.  What is wrong with these weirdos? 

zeebo

#10978
November 13, 2014, 06:06:29 PM
And who are these random losers waving and smiling like loonies when they walk by a tv news camera?  It's like their lives finally have meaning for a brief moment so they must grin and wave and jump around like all of a sudden they're important. 

News crews should be allowed a special taser permit where they can just zap these fools as needed, both fixing the problem and creating more interesting news segments.

b_dubb

#10979
November 13, 2014, 06:12:17 PM
Quote from: (Redacted) on November 13, 2014, 05:44:19 PM
"There has never been a sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food."  -Ron Swanson  (beautiful statement)

And

I fucking hate people who whistle.  Stuff a sock in it, whistlers!

In Ron We Trust

The Andy Griffith Show theme must send you into a fit

http://youtu.be/xM6ecC1jf9E

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