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wr250

#10920
November 10, 2014, 11:12:54 AM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 10, 2014, 11:10:41 AM

I feel I've missed out and been born 80 or so years too late. Shivviness is a wonderful word; however, as you know, all my underwear is made from sacrificed silk worms. In various shades, but lemon yellow is being worn at the moment. With gold braided waistband.

We have 'nesh'...That's attributed to someone who feels the cold easily (anything above minus 10 centigrade) or in some parts 'calling' pronounced Kalling with a short a, as in axe. ...that's another word for talking.

no mucklestones?

Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost

#10922
November 10, 2014, 12:08:10 PM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 10, 2014, 11:10:41 AM

I feel I've missed out and been born 80 or so years too late. Shivviness is a wonderful word; however, as you know, all my underwear is made from sacrificed silk worms. In various shades, but lemon yellow is being worn at the moment. With gold braided waistband.


Those are snazzy indeed, but they'd look a lot better if you'd get a little tan on those pasty legs.

Yorkshire pud

#10923
November 10, 2014, 12:14:06 PM
Quote from: wr250 on November 10, 2014, 11:12:54 AM
no mucklestones?


Hmmmm; underwear made from tree bark or underwear made from sacrificial silk worms.? Decisions decisions.

Yorkshire pud

#10924
November 10, 2014, 12:18:08 PM
Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on November 10, 2014, 12:08:10 PM
Those are snazzy indeed, but they'd look a lot better if you'd get a little tan on those pasty legs.


I'll have you know I have done the tan thing in hot climes in previous years; but it all falls apart when (yet again) I enter Mr Yorkshire nude, and I have the two hemispheres that resemble two closely packed vanilla ice cream scoops...not nice. I have turned around which as you can imagine receives rapturous gales of hysterical laughter. That hasn't been fully explained to me by the judges.

Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost

#10925
November 10, 2014, 01:41:43 PM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 10, 2014, 12:18:08 PM

I'll have you know I have done the tan thing in hot climes in previous years; but it all falls apart when (yet again) I enter Mr Yorkshire nude, and I have the two hemispheres that resemble two closely packed vanilla ice cream scoops...not nice. I have turned around which as you can imagine receives rapturous gales of hysterical laughter. That hasn't been fully explained to me by the judges.

So much for ever enjoying a dish of ice cream again. Thanks for ruining that.

zeebo

#10926
November 10, 2014, 03:12:08 PM
Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on November 10, 2014, 10:49:28 AM
Oh, come on, Yorkie.  I bet you've experienced your share of shivvieness.  Admit it.

"36. SHIVVINESS: The uncomfortable feeling of wearing new underwear. Shiv is an old word for thick, coarse wool or linen. (Yorkshire)"

I think I've got a case of "the shivs" right now.

bateman

#10933
November 10, 2014, 04:54:41 PM
She looks like the cover of a Whitley Streiber book. Would not weeber.

jazmunda

#10934
November 10, 2014, 05:00:21 PM
Quote from: bateman on November 10, 2014, 04:54:41 PM
She looks like the cover of a Whitley Streiber book. Would not weeber.

She now satisfies my horse porn fetish.

Eddie Coyle

#10935
November 10, 2014, 05:37:05 PM

     Jackie Earle Haley just lost his "Bad News Bears at 50" role to her.

pate

#10936
November 10, 2014, 08:31:04 PM
Not sure if this belongs in this thread or not:

One Good Reason To Stop Mocking Gluten-Free Diets:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/07/fodmap-diet_n_6111096.html

Stewie Griffin- Stop Mocking Me

I read the story but I still can't stop...

pate

#10937
November 10, 2014, 08:37:29 PM
Is this NESSIE? Could this New Video Footage Prove the Existence of the Loch Ness Monster?

Some old footage I found, it's a film of me doing the backstroke in Loch Ness whilst thinking about Mary-Kate...

jazmunda

#10942
November 11, 2014, 01:37:17 PM
Quote from: Paper*Boy on November 11, 2014, 12:27:46 PM
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Bell art

In the years prior to Dark Matter I used to search the term Art Bell on twitter hoping for any news on the man. Most of the returned matches were for bell art or kids skipping art class to go to Taco Bell.

jazmunda

#10943
November 11, 2014, 01:38:05 PM
If ever you thought you were the world's biggest loser, well there's this guy .....

Man buys 99 iPhones to propose; girlfriend says no

GeorgieForPresident2216

#10944
November 11, 2014, 02:48:51 PM
Quote from: jazmunda on November 11, 2014, 01:38:05 PM
If ever you thought you were the world's biggest loser, well there's this guy .....

Man buys 99 iPhones to propose; girlfriend says no

His mistake was choosing white instead of red.  Classic.

pate

#10945
November 11, 2014, 06:50:32 PM
Not really on my mind, I just remembered it:

http://www.touretteskaraoke.com/

I liked his REM "Loosing My Religion" & his Gnarls Barkley "Crazy"

and if you use tinyurl this is a great RickRoll (not sure if it counts):

http://www.touretteskaraoke.com/index.php/karaoke/25-karaoke/50-rick-astley-never-gonna-give-you-up

Evil Twin Of Zen

#10947
November 11, 2014, 08:46:52 PM
Quote from: wr250 on November 10, 2014, 06:17:04 AM
scientists discover algae virus can infect humans and cause humans to "be more stupid"

apparently this virus infects the brain and causes a drop in attn span and visual acuity

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/scientists-discover-virus-that-subtly-changes-brain-makes-humans-more-stupid-1474010

now what were we talking about, everything has gone blurry...

the virus is what viewing television mutated into after a generation.
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