The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

I opened a package of paper and loaded it into my printer today

Oh get her! Clever clogs.

[Rally Squirrel]

Why? Many here assemble flat pack furniture regularly with ne'r a mention. Reason? It's mundane everyday life; it isn't innovative scientific research that requires a painfully dull explanatory video, unless your achievements in life are so fucking few that finding your arse with both hands is considered newsworthy. In other words. Someone like you.

What the fuck do you want? A fucking medal? Cookie? Cream cake?

Perhaps you missed the video. He was able to get one of the six drawers to work.
That is close to a 20% success rate.
If he was a baseball player that got a hit 20% of the time he would be hall of fame bound. So I think we all need to give Senda a round of applause and congratulate him on almost building the six drawer unit.

[Falkie2013]

Why don't you cut the crap and tell us what the show is about, after all these months. We are your brand, not some moustachioed goof playing lord of the castle in Los Angeles.

Noory doesn't own you, and any contractual obligation you think you have to him is legally a joke.

As I have said previously, I am NOT allowed to divulge what the show is about or its title and must stand by George and his producer's request until such time until I am given permission to do so.

I don't and didn't and in all probability wouldn't ever see ANYONE from Bellgab offer me the opportunity to appear on a television show and get paid for doing it.

George did and not my " brand " ( how I LOATHE that term started by Big Shits and HIS BRAND of bs and total flummery ) as you call it and I am working on another project to be created soon as well as future projects that he will be working on and which will include me.

[Yorkshire pud]

As I have said previously, I am NOT allowed to divulge what the show is about or its title and must stand by George and his producer's request until such time until I am given permission to do so.

I don't and didn't and in all probability wouldn't ever see ANYONE from Bellgab offer me the opportunity to appear on a television show and get paid for doing it.

George did and not my " brand " ( how I LOATHE that term started by Big Shits and HIS BRAND of bs and total flummery ) as you call it and I am working on another project to be created soon as well as future projects that he will be working on and which will include me.

Jeeeze, you're such a tragic deluded twat. You're NEVER  going to be famous, rich or both. Get it out of your head.

[paladin1991]

Remember that she has also stayed with me over the years with MY shortcoming.

Fixed.

[paladin1991]

I hope to one day but a visit to Sendai may be out of the question.
I have been to the Fatherland ( Deutschland ) but before I take long overseas trips, I would have to lose weight.

Because they will charge you for three seats.

Diet and Exercise.  I've offered and offered and you just gaf me off, you belittle and mock me and yet I still offer my hand. 

[paladin1991]

I am proud to say that I can stand up with George Noory as a past donor to George Senda.  I hope to be able to donate again in the future too.  Drone has made donations in the past as well.

And you say we're not true friends....
(Drone's current status with George notwithstanding)

There are several of us here who have donated.  But only I was singled out for mockery. 

[3OctaveFart]

As I have said previously, I am NOT allowed to divulge what the show is about or its title and must stand by George and his producer's request until such time until I am given permission to do so.

I don't and didn't and in all probability wouldn't ever see ANYONE from Bellgab offer me the opportunity to appear on a television show and get paid for doing it.

George did and not my " brand " ( how I LOATHE that term started by Big Shits and HIS BRAND of bs and total flummery ) as you call it and I am working on another project to be created soon as well as future projects that he will be working on and which will include me.

Most of the hits your vids get are from readers of this thread. Please don't delude yourself otherwise.

If Dave really wanted to help you he would link your videos on the C2C site or plug them on the show. He is doing nothing to drive traffic to your channel. Whatever earnings you get from being a YouTube partner are indirectly coming from BellGab. It's probably why you keep posting here despite repeatedly saying you will quit the thread.

And he has been shopping his crappy show since July. That's a long time in TV.

[Defwhale]

Perhaps you missed the video. He was able to get one of the six drawers to work.
That is close to a 20% success rate.
If he was a baseball player that got a hit 20% of the time he would be hall of fame bound. So I think we all need to give Senda a round of applause and congratulate him on almost building the six drawer unit.

If Falkie's success rate were put into baseball terms, he'd be below the Mendoza line.

[3OctaveFart]

There are several of us here who have donated.  But only I was singled out for mockery.

I may donate around the holidays but only if we get more fun videos - even if they are diaried in nature like they used to be - and less tedious newsreading and less of Kathy's misadventures (talk about a co-star who doesn't resonate with focus groups). We all know what's going on in France, Falkie. You're not taking the hill with that.

If you were in Paris that would be another story.

[SredniVashtar]

It's probably why you keep posting here despite repeatedly saying you will quit the thread.

Yes, nail hit squarely on the head there. He is so damn lazy that he can barely be bothered to contribute to his own fucking thread, but he knows that without this place no-one could give a damn about him. It's quite obvious that Senda is a conglomerate these days and the artist formerly known as Falkie is just the front-man for the boys in the back office. That was so obviously not the big guy last night. Whoever is writing his scripts needs to work harder to simulate his trademark illiteracy and digressions to make it convincing. You also need to throw in plenty of ellipses and randomly begin sentences on a new line. Just throwing in irrelevant CAPS is lazy, boys - try harder next time. Last night's were far too coherent. A real Senda post is so ballsachingly tedious that you lose the will to live after about six lines. I don't know who is able to make it through his more discursive posts, but, whoever they are, they are better than me. I bet OLG and others try and goad him into posting, but Senda is so infantile that he won't do anything that anybody asks him to do, so these characters come on and pretend to be him to stir things up.

[Falkie2013]

Yes, nail hit squarely on the head there. He is so damn lazy that he can barely be bothered to contribute to his own fucking thread, but he knows that without this place no-one could give a damn about him. It's quite obvious that Senda is a conglomerate these days and the artist formerly known as Falkie is just the front-man for the boys in the back office. That was so obviously not the big guy last night. Whoever is writing his scripts needs to work harder to simulate his trademark illiteracy and digressions to make it convincing. Last night's were far too coherent. A real Senda post is so ballsachingly tedious that you lose the will to live after about six lines. I don't know who is able to make it through his more discursive posts, but, whoever they are, they are better than me. I bet OLG and others try and goad him into posting, but Senda is so infantile that he won't do anything that anybody asks him to do, so these characters come on and pretend to be him to stir things up.

Why SHOULD I contribute to a thread that has been so thoroughly hijacked by total assholes such as yourself and others ?
When I do contribute ( with a few notable exceptions ) I am singular raked over the coals for it.
There is little incentive for me to get pleasure out of being told I have asberger's or worse or that I am an idiot, fool or any other negative worse or phrase used to describe myself.
The thread is NOT any FUN for me when I see continual insults of me or Kathy or constant spam posts by you, Who, Jocko, Paladin and a host of others who would choke on their own spittle before saying anything nice I or positive about anything I do, think or say in or not in a video.
I have many subscribers and followers who have NOTHING to do with Bellgab and get new ones on a daily basis on Twitter and elsewhere no matter what you and your fellow cretins think, particularly since that lot of you are imbued with a false sense of your own self importance.
I am NOT referring to my fans, followers & supporters by stating the above comment.

As for my posting NEWS stories, it is done to inform my subscribers of which I doubt you are one.

[Yorkshire pud]

Why SHOULD I contribute to a thread that has been so thoroughly hijacked by total assholes such as yourself and others ?
When I do contribute ( with a few notable exceptions ) I am singular raked over the coals for it.
There is little incentive for me to get pleasure out of being told I have asberger's or worse or that I am an idiot, fool or any other negative worse or phrase used to describe myself.
The thread is NOT any FUN for me when I see continual insults of me or Kathy or constant spam posts by you, Who, Jocko, Paladin and a host of others who would choke on their own spittle before saying anything nice I or positive about anything I do, think or say in or not in a video.
I have many subscribers and followers who have NOTHING to do with Bellgab and get new ones on a daily basis on Twitter and elsewhere no matter what you and your fellow cretins think, particularly since that lot of you are imbued with a false sense of your own self importance.
I am NOT referring to my fans, followers & supporters by stating the above comment.

As for my posting NEWS stories, it is done to inform my subscribers of which I doubt you are one.

Okay numb nuts, did you post this? And there are others..look. If not you, who? Someone who has your password that's who.

I hope to one day but a visit to Sendai may be out of the question.
I have been to the Fatherland ( Deutschland ) but before I take long overseas trips, I would have to lose weight.

One question & please don't say I am stupid for asking it ( because the last time I flew anywhere was to and from SFO to LA in the 1980's ); is there wi-fi on planes and can you upload while flying ?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Why SHOULD I contribute to a thread that has been so thoroughly hijacked by total assholes such as yourself and others ?
When I do contribute ( with a few notable exceptions ) I am singular raked over the coals for it.
There is little incentive for me to get pleasure out of being told I have asberger's or worse or that I am an idiot, fool or any other negative worse or phrase used to describe myself.
The thread is NOT any FUN for me when I see continual insults of me or Kathy or constant spam posts by you, Who, Jocko, Paladin and a host of others who would choke on their own spittle before saying anything nice I or positive about anything I do, think or say in or not in a video.
I have many subscribers and followers who have NOTHING to do with Bellgab and get new ones on a daily basis on Twitter and elsewhere no matter what you and your fellow cretins think, particularly since that lot of you are imbued with a false sense of your own self importance.
I am NOT referring to my fans, followers & supporters by stating the above comment.

As for my posting NEWS stories, it is done to inform my subscribers of which I doubt you are one.

I'm sorry I implied you had Asperger's.  It's just difficult to have a discussion with someone who is regularly quoting a page of dictionary definitions rather than trying to understand the actual usage of words within the context of a conversation and the particular application, or who goes around quoting the letter of the law rather than trying to understand the intent of that law.

To be perfectly and sincerely honest, I'm reading the Wikipedia entry on Asperger's right now and I think it's something for which you might want to screen yourself.  Having Asperger's in no way means that someone is an idiot or lacks intelligence.

[twiki]

Senda most definitely does not have ass burgers.

[twiki]

Why SHOULD I contribute to a thread that has been so thoroughly hijacked by total assholes such as yourself and others ?
When I do contribute ( with a few notable exceptions ) I am singular raked over the coals for it.
There is little incentive for me to get pleasure out of being told I have asberger's or worse or that I am an idiot, fool or any other negative worse or phrase used to describe myself.
The thread is NOT any FUN for me when I see continual insults of me or Kathy or constant spam posts by you, Who, Jocko, Paladin and a host of others who would choke on their own spittle before saying anything nice I or positive about anything I do, think or say in or not in a video.
I have many subscribers and followers who have NOTHING to do with Bellgab and get new ones on a daily basis on Twitter and elsewhere no matter what you and your fellow cretins think, particularly since that lot of you are imbued with a false sense of your own self importance.
I am NOT referring to my fans, followers & supporters by stating the above comment.

As for my posting NEWS stories, it is done to inform my subscribers of which I doubt you are one.

I think this type of post was what Srendi was talking about. I stuck a needle in my eye somewhere between line 5 and 6.

The post below was not written by Senda.

I hope to one day but a visit to Sendai may be out of the question.
I have been to the Fatherland ( Deutschland ) but before I take long overseas trips, I would have to lose weight.

One question & please don't say I am stupid for asking it ( because the last time I flew anywhere was to and from SFO to LA in the 1980's ); is there wi-fi on planes and can you upload while flying ?

[Inglorious Bitch]

The post below was not written by Senda.

Sendagate. What happened to the real Senda?

[Yorkshire pud]

Sendagate. What happened to the real Senda?

He's still around, but someone else logs in under his name, probably one of his 'friends' who he's trusted his password to. He's had it pointed out to him several times but chooses to ignore it because it's the haters who are telling him what he doesn't want to hear.

[Inglorious Bitch]

He's still around, but someone else logs in under his name, probably one of his 'friends' who he's trusted his password to. He's had it pointed out to him several times but chooses to ignore it because it's the haters who are telling him what he doesn't want to hear.

If I had Senda's log in info, I'd have sooo much fun.

[SredniVashtar]

If I had Senda's log I'd have sooo much fun.

OK, well pop along to Martinez and see how things go. I hear he is currently interviewing replacements. I know you are well over two bills so you should be an adequate replacement in terms of girth, even if you lack the Sweet one's vivacious personality. Just remember not to knock before midday, as he is NOT a morning person.

[Inglorious Bitch]

OK, well pop along to Martinez and see how things go. I hear he is currently interviewing replacements. I know you are well over two bills so you should be an adequate replacement in terms of girth, even if you lack the Sweet one's vivacious personality. Just remember not to knock before midday, as he is NOT a morning person.

Don't sell yourself short, you don't know what type of kinky sex Falkie is into. He may even be into necrophilia, in which case you would be a shoe in.

[SredniVashtar]

Don't sell yourself short, you don't know what type of kinky sex Falkie is into. He may even be into necrophilia, in which case you would be a shoe in.

It would help if you even knew the expression with which you were trying to denigrate me. Perhaps you got confused. I know you have shared with us on the forum the problems that you face having an unusually large vagina (I think "cavernous" was the word you used), and that you can't pleasure yourself with anything smaller than an old army boot. Hence 'shoe in'.

[Inglorious Bitch]

It would help if you even knew the expression with which you were trying to denigrate me. Perhaps you got confused. I know you have shared with us on the forum the problems that you face having an unusually large vagina (I think "cavernous" was the word you used), and that you can't pleasure yourself with anything smaller than an old army boot. Hence 'shoe in'.

You're a friggin idiot. Nice way to deflect the blossoming relationship between you and your new sugar daddy. I hear Falkie is a generous man who pays his paramour's bills. Go pick out the Hello Kitty purse of your dreams. Daddy will be along shortly to buy it for you.

[Inglorious Bitch]

the problems that you face having an unusually large vagina (I think "cavernous" was the word you used)

Recycling DPS's old material? I'd think you could come up with something new.

[SredniVashtar]

You're a friggin idiot. Nice way to deflect the blossoming relationship between you and your new sugar daddy. I hear Falkie is a generous man who pays his paramour's bills. Go pick out the Hello Kitty purse of your dreams. Daddy will be along shortly to buy it for you.

You're just crimson with envy that he prefers me to you, so STFU! It's not my fault you have an arse the size of North Carolina, or that ten seconds of your voice gets the most hardened jihadist whimpering for their mommy in Guantanamo. And, I don't like to boast, my keister looks damn fine in Lycra. There is not enough cloth produced in the US annually that would manage to get round that enormous wobbling trouser seat of yours.

[Who]

I am NOT referring to my fans, followers & supporters . . .

Fans, followers and supporters?  Plural?  Is this your way of telling us that Psycho Gerry has been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder along with his psychopathy?

[weeberwubber]

I opened a package of paper and loaded it into my printer today

Video later? Please?
If you failed to document the paper loading build then you can pull out the drawer to show it festooned with paper and pontificate on the associated risks and challenges of the task.

[nooryisawesome]

No doubt there will be an increase of Senda's postings. The holiday season in closing in, and Senda never misses an opportunity to mooch. Sendamemoney will be back with vengeance. What sob story will it be?
Last year it was a third lost rent money order.

[area51drone]

I WILL be sending George some money to help out very soon, as he is currently out of money until the end of the month because he is a RESPONSIBLE adult who PAYS HIS BILLS.   He is willing to scrape the bottom of the pot in order to feed himself if that's what it takes, and you must admire the man for that!   I encourage ALL of his 200+ subscribers to send a few bucks his way to help out.    If he had 100 subscribers send $5 a month like Art Bell or Richard C Hoagland (YES, he is in Art's league as far as entertainment value goes), he would be able to buy all the equipment he needs and maybe even move out of the apartment that is HOLDING HIM BACK due to the small space.   He would be able to buy 40 acres of land and he would show you all just HOW CAPABLE HE IS AT CONSTRUCTION AND OTHER things.   For sixteen cents a day, you could change George's life and be part of the growing members that are supporting him in his endeavors as part of the BRIDGES TO FREEDOM CLUB, you know, because Pittsburgh is well known for it's many bridges.    I have asked Gerry to come up with a new logo for the club.   I hope George likes it!

[onan]

I WILL be sending George some money to help out very soon, as he is currently out of money until the end of the month because he is a RESPONSIBLE adult who PAYS HIS BILLS.   He is willing to scrape the bottom of the pot in order to feed himself if that's what it takes, and you must admire the man for that!   I encourage ALL of his 200+ subscribers to send a few bucks his way to help out.    If he had 100 subscribers send $5 a month like Art Bell or Richard C Hoagland (YES, he is in Art's league as far as entertainment value goes), he would be able to buy all the equipment he needs and maybe even move out of the apartment that is HOLDING HIM BACK due to the small space.   He would be able to buy 40 acres of land and he would show you all just HOW CAPABLE HE IS AT CONSTRUCTION AND OTHER things.   For sixteen cents a day, you could change George's life and be part of the growing members that are supporting him in his endeavors as part of the BRIDGES TO FREEDOM CLUB, you know, because Pittsburgh is well known for it's many bridges.    I have asked Gerry to come up with a new logo for the club.   I hope George likes it!

Send me his address, so I can send him a reward.