The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hxOljh5PDs

To show those "idiots from Bellgab" that he's not lazy, Felchie is showing us how he's building a cabinet. Of course it is impossible to do, just impossible.

that's not building a cabinet. it is putting together a puzzle that is shaped like a cabinet.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

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Falkie, is there something I'm overlooking or not aware of here?

yes there is something you overlooked, Senda is a liar. he has been a liar all his life. he has lied and made up so much stuff about his life that he couldn't tell you what is made up and what isn't. i've known a lot of "senda" types and this one is no different.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

yes there is something you overlooked, Senda is a liar. he has been a liar all his life. he has lied and made up so much stuff about his life that he couldn't tell you what is made up and what isn't. i've known a lot of "senda" types and this one is no different.

This one is certainly a Senda type 

[Ciardelo]

yes there is something you overlooked, Senda is a liar. he has been a liar all his life. he has lied and made up so much stuff about his life that he couldn't tell you what is made up and what isn't. i've known a lot of "senda" types and this one is no different.

So you've met Dick Hoagland then.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

So you've met Dick Hoagland then.

i have not met him. i will say he is one notch up from what i think of politicians. creatures like senda i place several notches below politicians.... on a good day.... for the politicians. 

[3OctaveFart]

Falkie is more sane than Hoagland, in my mind.

They are both guys howling at the moon.

[Defwhale]

Wait, Falkie has thrown some things away, he's got at least two new storage units going, there are things taken to Pattys, and other items taken out and stored in the car, Kathy came and got her possessions.  He claims his place was clean and orderly before, it's just that the manager thought some of it was blocking access in case of emergency.  And now he needs a new bookcase?

Another Falkie story that doesn't quite add up.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, it's great that you are constructing a cabinet. Those things are tough to do. I didn't know that you were skilled in carpentry. You have so many talents why don't you post some of the other things about you that we don't know. Are you a good mechanic? Can you lay carpet? You any good with plumbing?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Can you lay carpet? You any good with plumbing?

He can't be bothered with laying anything and he hasn't cleaned Kathy's pipes in years.

[Defwhale]

As a child I built many an airplane.  Everyone in our neighborhood did.

[akwilly]

He can't be bothered with laying anything and he hasn't cleaned Kathy's pipes in years.

A guy should get a medal for cleaning Kathy's pipes.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

As a child I built many an airplane.  Everyone in our neighborhood did.

Ha, yeah my Dad used to put those rubber-band powered planes in our stockings.  Who needs an aeronautical engineering degree?

[whoozit]

I don't think putting together crappy furniture from IKEA counts as carpentry.

[Roswells, Art]

Hey Falkie, please come back. This thread is turning into the Bella Haven thread without you and you're guidance.

You're right. Let's get back to talking about shitting in a box.

[PB the Deplorable]

You're right. Let's get back to talking about shitting in a box.

And by that I mean what Noory does to my radio.

Ok, now you're just trying to get George to buy you some new glasses

[whoozit]

Look at me! I brushed my teeth!  I'm a dentist!

[Roswells, Art]

Ok, now you're just trying to get George to buy you some new glasses

Hahaha 

[akwilly]

You're right. Let's get back to talking about shitting in a box.

I have perfected the manor in which I shape the KEYSTONE 18 pack box for a better movement. What I do now is rip the box from the back leaving the handle side untouched. You want to tear it down to about the size of a 12 pack box. Leaving the handle side untouched you will end up with what kinda looks like a ladle. Then snug the receiving end of the box nice and tight to ass. You can then tape the handle part of box to the small of the back. This is good because the box becomes part of you're body freeing you to get in whatever comfortable position suits you depending on what you plan on crapping out of course. Say you know it is goinga be really runny you could try crapping while standing erect.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

As a child I built many an airplane.  Everyone in our neighborhood did.

One up warning! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9owlwlxJxPw

Two up warning! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxgMhHOaUSY

Senda "building" a cabinet... oh my!  :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hxOljh5PDs

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Hey Falkie, please come back. This thread is turning into the Bella Haven thread without you and you're guidance.

You're right. Let's get back to talking about shitting in a box.

your wish is granted!

akwilly? have ya considered the perfect meal to have before the boxed bowel movement? i recommend fermented herring, raw broccoli and roasted peanuts for the delivery doo doo. bumps, lumps and bubbles! 

hey, if you're going to poo in a box and give it to someone, it should reflect some epic thought. really bring it home to them how you really care. 

[akwilly]

your wish is granted!

akwilly? have ya considered the perfect meal to have before the boxed bowel movement? i recommend fermented herring, raw broccoli and roasted peanuts for the delivery doo doo. bumps, lumps and bubbles! 

hey, if you're going to poo in a box and give it to someone, it should reflect some epic thought. really bring it home to them how you really care. 

It is usually just beer and fried pig skins. Also I don't give my boxes of poo away. I wait till the wind is blowing in the right direction and then light them on fire with the hopes that the ashes will carry onto my neighbors roof thus contaminating their water supply causing her to have a miscarage.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

your wish is granted!

akwilly? have ya considered the perfect meal to have before the boxed bowel movement? i recommend fermented herring, raw broccoli and roasted peanuts for the delivery doo doo. bumps, lumps and bubbles! 

hey, if you're going to poo in a box and give it to someone, it should reflect some epic thought. really bring it home to them how you really care. 

It is usually just beer and fried pig skins. Also I don't give my boxes of poo away. I wait till the wind is blowing in the right direction and then light them on fire with the hopes that the ashes will carry onto my neighbors roof thus contaminating their water supply causing her to have a miscarage.

my bad. skip the herring.

[Roswells, Art]

It is usually just beer and fried pig skins. Also I don't give my boxes of poo away. I wait till the wind is blowing in the right direction and then light them on fire with the hopes that the ashes will carry onto my neighbors roof thus contaminating their water supply causing her to have a miscarage.

You're not thinking this through. In sixteen or so years you could have a new drinking buddy.

[akwilly]

You're not thinking this through. In sixteen or so years you could have a new drinking buddy.

With as much as it's mom drinks I'm sure I wouldn't have to wait that long.

[Defwhale]

One up warning! 

Two up warning! 

This is the Falkie Thread, sir.  Effort and quality are not factors here.

[Falkie2013]

Hey Falkie, it's great that you are constructing a cabinet. Those things are tough to do. I didn't know that you were skilled in carpentry. You have so many talents why don't you post some of the other things about you that we don't know. Are you a good mechanic? Can you lay carpet? You any good with plumbing?

I can change a shower head, have done REAL carpentry at one time, painted apartments and hallways in exchange for rent, and can put fluids in the car.
I know what just about everything is in a car but I could not fix anything except change filters and a tire.
I used to help my late brother-in-law when I was young build house when I was young when he and his brothers built houses. I can lay concrete, tile and linoleum. And at one time was a member of a ship painters Union in SF.
And could build a pc or swap out a hard drive or ssd drive.
And way back when I was building Radio Shack and Heathkit kits.

Of course since EVERYTHING I say is a LIE, none of this is true, isn't it?

I could even be LYING about LYING.

( Damned fools on here, and that IS a truism ! ).

[GravitySucks]

I can change a shower head, have done carpentry at one time, painted apartments and hallways in exchange for rent, and can put fluids in the car.
I know what just about everything is in a car but I could not fix anything except change filters and a tire.
And could build a pc or swap out a hard drive or ssd drive.
And way back when I was building Radio Shack and Heathkit kits.

Of course since EVERYTHING I say is a LIE, none of this is true, isn't it?

I could even be LYING about LYING.

( Damned fools on here, and that IS a truism ! ).

[akwilly]

I can change a shower head, have done REAL carpentry at one time, painted apartments and hallways in exchange for rent, and can put fluids in the car.
I know what just about everything is in a car but I could not fix anything except change filters and a tire.
I used to help my late brother-in-law when I was young build house when I was young when he and his brothers built houses. I can lay concrete, tile and linoleum. And at one time was a member of a ship painters Union in SF.
And could build a pc or swap out a hard drive or ssd drive.
And way back when I was building Radio Shack and Heathkit kits.

Of course since EVERYTHING I say is a LIE, none of this is true, isn't it?

I could even be LYING about LYING.

( Damned fools on here, and that IS a truism ! ).

Wow Falkie that is allot of great skills to have. Do you ever consider building a greenhouse and maybe growing some medical weed that you could sell or even use to help with the bad back. I could kinda picture you and Kathy starting you're own commune. I hate to say it but Kathy I think would fit right in to some sort of nudist colony.

[henge0stone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hxOljh5PDs

To show those "idiots from Bellgab" that he's not lazy, Felchie is showing us how he's building a cabinet. Of course it is impossible to do, just impossible.

The best part of this video is he does not appear to be wearing pants.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

And way back when I was building Radio Shack and Heathkit kits.

wow senda, that's almost as good as painting by numbers. most hobbyist with that interest start with a breadboard, box of components and knowledge. you ignorant ass.

Of course since EVERYTHING I say is a LIE, none of this is true, isn't it?

eyup. purdy much. what's your point? :