The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Thank you, and yes, I think about leaving NY a lot. But where would I go?

I know people who leave New York always feel like a big fish in a little pond once they move somewhere else, but there's a whole great big America out there that's just as easy to move to as anyplace in New York.  Maybe you could make some time to travel around and get a sense of what feels right?

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, please come back. This thread is turning into the Bella Haven thread without you and you're guidance.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hey Falkie, please come back. This thread is turning into the Bella Haven thread without you and you're guidance.

A beautiful flower for you, akwilly.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hey Falkie, please come back. This thread is turning into the Bella Haven thread without you and you're guidance.

[ONeill]

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[Laurakinch]

ha ha ha Oneill your gifs are killin me! 

[SnapT]

I just heard Falkie call into Hoagland!  He said "George Noory sucks!" and Hoagie cut him off. 

[norland2424]

I just heard Falkie call into Hoagland!  He said "George Noory sucks!" and Hoagie cut him off.

It was a sound board, since "noory" called in too .

[ONeill]

It was a sound board, since "noory" called in too .

Does anyone have the soundbites? I started listening just after the "Falkie" call.

[ONeill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hxOljh5PDs

To show those "idiots from Bellgab" that he's not lazy, Felchie is showing us how he's building a cabinet. Of course it is impossible to do, just impossible.

[Yorkshire pud]

I just heard Falkie call into Hoagland!  He said "George Noory sucks!" and Hoagie cut him off.

Senda's professional broadcasting at it's best.

[Yorkshire pud]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hxOljh5PDs

To show those "idiots from Bellgab" that he's not lazy, Felchie is showing us how he's building a cabinet. Of course it is impossible to do, just impossible.

Jeeze. He really shows the road eh? I should have done a vid when I built a kitchen...oh and restored a Moto Guzzi....oh and built gliders....yeah Senda. You're da man.

[Who]

To show those "idiots from Bellgab" that he's not lazy, Felchie is showing us how he's building a cabinet. Of course it is impossible to do, just impossible.

Senda goes to Walmart, buys a flimsy "some assembly required" cabinet kit in a box and calls it "building a cabinet!"  Hilarious.   



Hey, Senda!  Lemme 'splain something to you.  Building a cabinet means you go out and buy some nice maple, oak, cherry or other quality hardwood.  Then you take that wood to your woodshop and, utilizing a whole lot of skills and tools you've never heard of, turn it into a cabinet. 

If you're a cabinet maker then I'm an astronaut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ518kA9XQQ

[SredniVashtar]

To show those "idiots from Bellgab" that he's not lazy, Felchie is showing us how he's building a cabinet. Of course it is impossible to do, just impossible.

I am wondering if - like monkeys and typewriters eventually coming up with the complete works of Shakespeare - we were to have an infinite number of Sendas wrestling with an infinite number of instructions for building a cabinet, would there even be a remote possibility that one of the retarded old fuckers could manage to build something that doesn't fall apart in 30 seconds?

I am pretty sure that flatulent baboon is going to show us all his creation when he has managed to fit it all together (roughly in about a month, excluding nap time and "days off"), and then wonder what all the other screws and bits and pieces were for. And, of course, he isn't lazy. The fact that he is sitting on his ass watching the debate on TV and only picking up the instructions during the commercial breaks just shows us how differently gifted he is. Bill Gates can't be wrong, so STFU!

[cosmic hobo]

I would not trust anything Made By Senda.

[3OctaveFart]

Two hundred dollars an hour begging on the streets.

http://nypost.com/2015/11/11/this-bum-boasts-he-makes-200-an-hour-panhandling/

[cosmic hobo]

Two hundred dollars an hour begging on the streets.

http://nypost.com/2015/11/11/this-bum-boasts-he-makes-200-an-hour-panhandling/

Everyone needs a hero to aspire to. Senda has just found his.

[Who]

Two hundred dollars an hour begging on the streets.

http://nypost.com/2015/11/11/this-bum-boasts-he-makes-200-an-hour-panhandling/

That poor dog deserves a loving home.  The panhandling bum can go to hell.

[twiki]

Falkie's making furniture now? This will not end well.

[Defwhale]

One thing I don't quite understand.

Falkie has mentioned many times that his mother had fallen ill and demanded he come take care of her, and because of that he lost his apartment and became homeless.

Plenty of people take care of family members and others when they are ill, or after a hospital stay, and they don't lose their homes because of it.

Why didn't Falkie just pay the rent, or keep doing whatever it was he had been doing to keep his apartment?  Did he think they were just going to hold it for him and not charge rent if he was away?  Did he say it was for about a month?  He didn't say when in the monthly rent cycle he left, but it takes longer than a month to get evicted, ask Kathy.  This piece of the story about how terrible his mother was doesn't seem to quite make sense. 

Falkie, is there something I'm overlooking or not aware of here?

[weeberwubber]

Senda goes to Walmart, buys a flimsy "some assembly required" cabinet kit in a box and calls it "building a cabinet!"  Hilarious.   



Hey, Senda!  Lemme 'splain something to you.  Building a cabinet means you go out and buy some nice maple, oak, cherry or other quality hardwood.  Then you take that wood to your woodshop and, utilizing a whole lot of skills and tools you've never heard of, turn it into a cabinet. 

If you're a cabinet maker then I'm an astronaut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ518kA9XQQ

Anyone else would be assembling it. When it's done with the skills of Falkie it's a new build. He BUILT it, Poo! See these? These are PEGS. They have to go in the HOLES properly. Then you screw it tightly without glue because fuck glue.

Do you realize how many old bowls of soup that thing can hold? No? Then STFU.

When he mentioned taking it up the ass that was kinda hot tho.

[ONeill]

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[GeorgieForPresident2216]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hxOljh5PDs

To show those "idiots from Bellgab" that he's not lazy, Felchie is showing us how he's building a cabinet. Of course it is impossible to do, just impossible.

Shhh.  Be vewy vewy qwiet.  I'm building cabinets.

Next up:  Falkie lays the foundation for the house he is going to build on his newly acquired property he bought with all the money he saved by going to Sacramento to use their storage facility for his old newspapers, PC games, and tomato and rat urine stained huckster paranormal books.

[Yorkshire pud]

Shhh.  Be vewy vewy qwiet.  I'm building cabinets.

Next up:  Falkie lays the foundation for the house he is going to build on his newly acquired property he bought with all the money he saved by going to Sacramento to use their storage facility for his old newspapers, PC games, and tomato and rat urine stained huckster paranormal books.

AND panning for gold.

[Rally Squirrel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hxOljh5PDs

To show those "idiots from Bellgab" that he's not lazy, Felchie is showing us how he's building a cabinet. Of course it is impossible to do, just impossible.

That is where he can store his never used pressure cooker.

[coaster]

Three hours to put the sides of a cabinet together. Even with instructions. Really impressed falkie.. :. Btw falkie, that cabinet was already built, you are just assembling it. You are not a carpenter.