The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

You were very fortunate to not catch a stray bullet or get carjacked - so glad you're ok 

It's time to end our current efforts in the "war on poverty", and try something else.

Thank you. Yeah, it's been a weird few weeks with Art's home being shot at, Bateman being assaulted and me being so close to a messed up situation. The elevator in our building at work also got stuck in between floors on Saturday. Thank God that I wasn't on it at the time. Is there a retrograde going on? 

[area51drone]

For Falkie, Hell would be having to ....

Give the guy a bit of a break.   He's had a REALLY difficult year.

[Defwhale]

To the Bellgab haters, trolls, and useless posters who post words that signify nothing :


Subject: SACRED CONTRACT BROKEN, YOU ARE ETERNALLY CURSED, ***!
To: The aformentioned.


I ----, BY THE VIRTUES, POWERS, AND AUTHORITY OF
THE HOLY MELCHEZIDEK PRIESTHOOD AND OF THE ALPHA AND OMEGA,
TETRAGRAMMATON, SOLUZEN, HALLIZA, BELLATAR, BELLONOY, HALLIII HRA,
ANEPHEZATON, TETRAGRAMMATON, PRIMEUMATON, MICHAEL,
TETRAGRAMMATON,JEHOVAH ROSH, IOH, BY THESE HOLY NAMES OF GOD WRITTEN
IN THE BOOK OF LIFE, AND BY THE OTHER HOLY AND INEFFABLE NAMES WHICH
ARE WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF LIFE, AND BY ALL THESE NAMES, O’ SATOR,
AREPO, TENET, OPERA, ROTAS, IAH, IAH, IAH, INAM, IAH, IAH, IAH,
KETHER, CHOKMAH, BINAH, GEDURAH, GEBURAH, TIPHERETH, NETZACH, HOD,
YESOD, MALKUTH, ABRAHAM, ISSAC, JACOB, SHEDDACH, MESSACH, ABENEGO,
COME HERE AND BE YE ALL PRESENT IN MINE AID AND FOR WHATSOEVER I SHALL
COMMAND THEE, TO CAUSE AND PERMIT A VAIL OF PROTECTION TO BE LAID OVER
ME AND RETURN ALL MANNER OF UNHOLY THINGS TO THEM THAT HATH SENT THEM,
UNDOING ALL THAT HAS BEEN DONE, BY THINE AID, O MOST HOLY FATHER,
WHOSE KINGDOM AND EMPIRE SHALL HAVE NO END.

BY THE VIRTUES, POWERS, AND BY THE AUTHORITY OF THE HOLY MELCHEZIDEC
PRIESTHOOD, BLAH BLAH BLAH...

AMEN.

I'm confused, is this the contents of the letter you inboxed Gerry and Drone, your contribution to Noory's new TV show, or a cut and paste bump of a Fort Rock post?

[ONeill]

1 ) There is nothing WRONG with my heart & I have been tested for it.

Was it checked by the same "doctor" that claims you didn't have strokes and that you are mentally stable? Why don't you have him/her test your knees?

2)  I am NOT going to get rid of my stuff, except for what I see fit to dispose of and certainly am NOT going to take the suggestions of haters and anoymous trolls and idiots who wouldn't lift a fingernail to come over and help if I did.

Then why don't you stop complaining all the time you have too much stuff? Why the hell do you expect Internet strangers to come to California and deal with your shit?

3)  I had posted my own podcasts several times. And mentioned it here. And got raked over the coals by some for doing it.

We remember, how could we ever forget. Your 55-minute "podcast" where you scripted everything, you had arranged callers, that started the conversation by saying they love your show despite the fact it hadn't been announced anywhere and wasn't airing live. It was great when you yelled at one of them for interrupting you reading your script with you shouting your usual "I have more books that you" to then return to reading the script, but repeating the last 5 sentences you had already read - pure hilarity. And of course it's impossible to forget that vicious fart you produced at the end of the recording. When this thing came out of my loudspeakers, I had to look at the ceiling to see if the plaster was still there. I was afraid the neighbours would call the police. Would you consider re-uploading this golden bit?

4 ) Why would I even contemplate taking the suggestions of people who LOATHE, DESPISE, and HATE me ?
      To stoop to their level would make me as dumb as they ascribe me to be and would be idiotic.

Yes, that just makes perfect sense.

5)  It's always annoyed the hell out of me to be referred to as Senda in the 3rd person.
      I'm George.
     Please don't do it.

Senda doesn't like being talked about as Senda in 3rd person, and tells it to the people that "LOATHE, DESPISE, and HATE" him. Interesting, very interesting.

[area51drone]

I'm confused, is this the contents of the letter you inboxed Gerry and Drone, your contribution to Noory's new TV show, or a cut and paste bump of a Fort Rock post?

This was only part of the letter he sent us.

[Defwhale]

Give the guy a bit of a break.   He's had a REALLY difficult year.

No one is arguing that.  Having another doctor tell him to exercise, lose weight, and stop eating junk, feeling obligated to put Kathy, Boop, and her cockroaches up after they were evicted, the months long job of cleaning his apartment, missing the Noory interview and potentially forfeiting his free glasses, having to see minorities in the emergency room, the endless wait to be assigned maid service after paying into the system all those years, walking across a busy street to get to a UFO convention instead of having a ride, Patty moving his things around, it would take a toll on anyone. 

[paladin1991]

I am so TIRED of people ignoring what I write here to further their own agenda or ends.

I have said it numerous times.

1 ) There is nothing WRONG with my heart & I have been tested for it.

2)  I am NOT going to get rid of my stuff, except for what I see fit to dispose of and certainly am NOT going to take the suggestions of haters and anoymous trolls and idiots who wouldn't lift a fingernail to come over and help if I did.

3)  I had posted my own podcasts several times. And mentioned it here. And got raked over the coals by some for doing it.

4 ) Why would I even contemplate taking the suggestions of people who LOATHE, DESPISE, and HATE me ?
      To stoop to their level would make me as dumb as they ascribe me to be and would be idiotic.

Look here, Senda.  I and others actually give a shit whether you live or die.  I actually care about how you die.  I want you to die like a fucking man who wouldn't say 'quit.' 
Right now, you look like a guy who has only months to live.  I want to work with you to develop a body weight workout program for you.  There is no wasted rep and no wasted sweat if you work to to reclaim your life.   
No.  I am not going to pay for a gym.  You don't need one.  Equipment?  Don't need it.  All you need to do is reach down into your pants, grab what little balls you still have and remember that you are biologically a man. Then, you begin to live like one.


5)  It's always annoyed the hell out of me to be referred to as Senda in the 3rd person.
      I'm George.
     Please don't do it.

6 )  It would never happen, but if it did, Casio would not produce anything, except maybe sifting out my cat boxes.
      With his tongue.

Nuff said.

Back to my well needed break.

[Yorkshire pud]

Give the guy a bit of a break.   He's had a REALLY difficult year.

Our hearts pump piss. Seriously.

[paladin1991]

Not Paladin and not me, after last night, when I survived a shooting in the hood about 100 feet from me.

I was at the Tinton Ave projects in the Bronx last night around 10:30 waiting for a coworker to bring down a set of keys. I was with another friend/co-worker as we are getting audited next week by the state and we both worked late last night and also needed to get into the office today. We needed the key to bring down the iron gate in front of our building as well as to bring it back up today.

As we were waiting in my SUV for him to come down, my friend and I heard loud arguing across the street in a courtyard. I rolled down my window so we could hear better. We heard a man yelling Let him go! Let him go! My friend and I looked at each other. Next thing we know, we hear Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop. I had never been around a gun being shot before and I asked my friend if that was a gun and she said yes. Just then, 4 guys in hoodies ran out of the courtyard, at my car and ran behind it, continuing to the building courtyard that our co worker was coming down from. 

As the guys were about to run behind my car, my friend shouted Go, Go, Go so I peeled out of there and down the block. We stopped at the next corner and I called our coworker. I was like "Um, could you let us know when you are downstairs?" He said he was there now, so I drove back. We told him to be careful, because there had just been a shooting. Thankfully, no dead bodies as far as we know and the guy running with the gun was a terrible shot. My friend in the car with me said she saw smoke coming from the gun. Our coworker was like, Yeah there's always shootings around here.

I was never so happy to drive home to the welcoming arms of suburbia as I was last night. I also felt incredibly lucky to be alive and I was proud of myself for not freaking out.

That's my girl, cool as a cucumber in the heat of battle.  Next patrol that heads out, you can walk point. 

[Open Lines Gerry]

Please tell us, Psycho Gerry.  Which country do you infest?  Are you on the FBI's watch list or the RCMP's?

Quid pro quo, Who.  If you can get George to answer Drone's question below, which we have long sought an answer for, I will consider answering your question.

Falkie - we have yet to see your response to Drone's question, and quite a bit of time has passed.  Can you please provide a response?

Falkie, why is this child wearing a "gobble gobble gobble" t-shirt?

[Open Lines Gerry]

Not Paladin and not me, after last night, when I survived a shooting in the hood about 100 feet from me.

I was never so happy to drive home to the welcoming arms of suburbia as I was last night. I also felt incredibly lucky to be alive and I was proud of myself for not freaking out.

I'm glad you're ok, Ibby - be careful out there!

[Open Lines Gerry]

Falkie can you confirm whether an inbox was sent to Socio Drone and Psycho Gary?

I told you in advance about the long list of names in the curse.  What more proof do you need?  Ol' Gerry's word is his bond, and his credentials are both irrefutable and impeccable.

George said that he will share the contents of the letter on here himself, and also in a video. [edit: have not seen a video yet - OLG]  It ended with a long list, calling on the hosts of heaven and hell (seriously - names of many angels, demons, etc.) to curse the BellGab trolls, Little Chris, and Drone too.

As Drone said, that was only part of the letter.  I do not want to post the list of unfortunate events from the past year verbatim as that may be a violation of BellGab rules (sharing contents of a PM), but the timeline began with the passing of George's mother.  If George chooses to share it with the rest of you, he will, but that will be HIS decision.

[Open Lines Gerry]

I am so TIRED of people ignoring what I write here to further their own agenda or ends.

5)  It's always annoyed the hell out of me to be referred to as Senda in the 3rd person.
      I'm George.
     Please don't do it.

Nuff said.

Back to my well needed break.

Whatever you say, Senda.

Referring to George only as "Senda" serves to de-humanize the man.  It makes it easier for you to forget that George is a person, and that he actually has feelings like the rest of you.  He's probably more "human" than any of us.  Please respect his wishes, and address him as he has requested.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Gerry-
Tell Senda his life would markedly improve if he even carried out one (1) suggestion offered by his haters. Just one.

A lot of this is common-sense stuff- getting out of a bad relationship, liquidating some of his collectibles/rarities, going to a cardiologist, etc. Even people who despise him have given him very sound, practical advice for self-empowerment. He won't listen.

Meatie Pie - I have told George that he should distance himself from Kathy, something that you have been strongly advocating for.  In fact, as I mentioned previously, I even had to dial down my rhetoric regarding the woman as I could tell from George's replies that I had gone too far in disparaging her for the damage and distress she had caused him.  I agree with your sentiments on this matter, and have shared them with George both publicly and privately.

As you saw, he personally deemed fit to reply to the points of your post himself earlier.

[pate]

Is there a retrograde going on? 

Hmmm...

[nooryisawesome]

Referring to George only as "Senda" serves to de-humanize the man.  He's probably more "human" than any of us.  Please respect his wishes, and address him as he has requested.

Says the man with a Senda-bot avatar, complete with "stroke eye".   

However Awesome-o unlike Senda-bot is fantastic. Maybe Senda can make a movie with Adam Sandler.

[nooryisawesome]

Give the guy a bit of a break.   He's had a REALLY difficult year.

Life is difficult for everyone.

Senda has kept collecting a secure government check, bought some Apple products, made some videos, continue to live in a heavily subsidized apartment, subsidized utilities,   collected more junk, possibly secured a Latina housekeeper to clean his house, etc.

Most people are busting their ass at 9 to 5 jobs, worrying about family members ( not cursing them to hell), possibly dealing with health problems they have no control over (unlike being lazy & overweight), etc.

[Who]

Give the guy a bit of a break.   He's had a REALLY difficult year.

Is that right?  Tell that to the kids with cancer at St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, Rainbow Babies and Children's Hospital and thousands of other hospitals around the world. 

[nooryisawesome]

Is that right?  Tell that to the kids with cancer at St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, Rainbow Babies and Children's Hospital and thousands of other hospitals around the world.

[SredniVashtar]

Not Paladin and not me, after last night, when I survived a shooting in the hood about 100 feet from me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah...Quit all this whining and self-pity, Insufferable Slit! This is MY thread, all about ME!
Let me tell you about MY life for a change!...I had to get up early yesterday (1pm) and go to WalMart because Sweet Kathy had drunk all the instant COFFEE!
When I waddled into the bathroom I found the dirty bitch left a slithery monster in the toilet bowl that wouldn't go down...Jot down this simple equation: Sweet Kathy + Quesadillas = total olfactory NIGHTMARE!
Then when I got to the supermarket I found they were all out of POP TARTS! I had to abandon my diet plan, and then these BASTARDS accuse me of being a fat fuck...SCREW THEM!
You might have risked being riddled with bullets by a bunch of filthy ni splendid African-Americans...but my back has been hurting me all week, AND I had to cancel my modelling assignment for SPEEDO!
Who cares whether you have to work in a filthy shithole! You don't have a bad knee, do ya? Anyway, enough of this SHIT! The weather is turning cold now and I need to see if I can steal some blankets from the nearby church. At least my mom doesn't have to worry about the cold, since that clothes-donating whore is burning in HELL!
I need a day off...I slept 20 hours yesterday and it has made me tired.

The Falkie thread isn't the place for some LOSER to complain about their miserable life.

So, suck it up and STFU.

#TeamFalkie

[Yorkshire pud]

Referring to George only as "Senda" serves to de-humanize the man.  It makes it easier for you to forget that George is a person, and that he actually has feelings like the rest of you.  He's probably more "human" than any of us.  Please respect his wishes, and address him as he has requested.

What is the phrase I'm looking for? Ahh yes. Fuck you.

[Inglorious Bitch]

That's my girl, cool as a cucumber in the heat of battle.  Next patrol that heads out, you can walk point.

Sir, yes sir!

[Northern Nights]

Not Paladin and not me, after last night, when I survived a shooting in the hood about 100 feet from me.

I'm glad that you're okay IB, we almost you there. Stay safe now. It's lucky for you that the Senda curse didn't go down until the next day.

[Inglorious Bitch]

When I waddled into the bathroom I found the dirty bitch left a slithery monster in the toilet bowl that wouldn't go down...

Some turds won't flush. It's sad that a floater is more resilient than you.

[Who]

This was only part of the letter he sent us.

Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo?  They're dead so I don't think they're coming back.

Churchill, Roosevelt, Stalin?  No, same problem.

Larry, Curly and Moe?  Same.

I give up.  Who or what are the "Big Three?"

[Who]

I told you in advance about the long list of names in the curse.  What more proof do you need?  Ol' Gerry's word is his bond, and his credentials are both irrefutable and impeccable.

[Northern Nights]

I give up.  Who or what are the "Big Three?"

Lebron, Wade and Bosh? Nah, that clown show is over too.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Lebron, Wade and Bosh? Nah, that clown show is over too.

Senda, Old Dirty Gerry ( the original gangsta) and Drone.

[Who]

Senda, Old Dirty Gerry ( the original gangsta) and Drone.

The Lifetime Achievement Award goes to Senda, Gerry and Drone, the Big Three of the Falkie Thread. 

Aristotle, Darwin, Einstein, Hawking, Newton, Plato, da Vinci, Galileo, Socrates . . . Gerry, Drone, Senda.

[ONeill]

This was only part of the letter he sent us.

I know, it's Huey, Dewey and Louie!