The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

Senda went over the edge a long, long time ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjvcUA7riiQ

Why does he hate Sinatra?

[Who]

Remember when Psycho Gerry offered this lovely bit of career advice to Senda?  PG (Psycho Gerry) is such a good friend to Senda.

Hey Falkie, I think your videos need to take a new direction.  I think that you can post videos that will generate a lot more views than you get currently if you go down to where the sewage is and dredge it up to the surface.  My suggestion is that you veer away from the book reviews and C2C-related interviews, and instead go out and do some ambush videos to expose the seedy underbelly of San Francisco and the Bay Area.

You should go film men as they troll for sex in the public parks in the middle of the night.  You should post or respond to Craigslist ads looking for casual encounters or whatever they're calling them nowadays.  When the people show up for the meeting, you get them on film.  Bring Kathy along for back-up and as your getaway driver.  Stake out the bathhouses, and see what prominent people you can record on your iPad as they emerge.  Go ask them why the hell they were there, and what their wives and children would think if they knew about their behavior. 

With your bellowing style of questioning, once you hooked a few people into your audience, the word about you would spread like wildfire!  More views equals more money!

[Dateline]

Falkie, have you considered branching out and doing your own podcast?  I know that you and Drone have done an occasional "Litter Box", but you must grow as an artist or wither and die. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Falkie, have you considered branching out and doing your own podcast?  I know that you and Drone have done an occasional "Litter Box", but you must grow as an artist or wither and die.

He might die, but it won't be by withering, and he's certainly no artist.

[Northern Nights]

Falkie, have you considered branching out and doing your own podcast?

The time slot after Art might be opening up soon, get ready Falkie!

[Lilith]

The time slot after Art might be opening up soon, get ready Falkie!

Falkie would be my first choice for the spot!

[Dateline]

The time slot after Art might be opening up soon, get ready Falkie!

Since all of the show producers have originated from Bellgab for those show slots on DMN, who will be producer on Falkie's new show, if it is picked up? 

No, no, no, no this is not the peanut gallery, as Hoagie referred to this.  You are in the Falkie Zone.

[Yorkshire pud]

Falkie would be my first choice for the spot!

Yeah, it's perfectly natural to replace one blithering, self aggrandising egotist who loves the sound of his own voice with another. What could go wrong?

[3OctaveFart]

Gerry-
Tell Senda his life would markedly improve if he even carried out one (1) suggestion offered by his haters. Just one.

A lot of this is common-sense stuff- getting out of a bad relationship, liquidating some of his collectibles/rarities, going to a cardiologist, etc. Even people who despise him have given him very sound, practical advice for self-empowerment. He won't listen.

[aldousburbank]

Since all of the show producers have originated from Bellgab for those show slots on DMN, who will be producer on Falkie's new show, if it is picked up? 

Casio. Definitely.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Falkie sent me a long email detailing the past year.   I want to publicly apologize to him for making his life miserable with my recent postings.   That is, assuming he is still with us.   Gerry got a copy of it, and we're both concerned for his well being.

Suffering begets introspection begets growth.  Life has always been about the suffering, and if it isn't you're not living!  Hopefully Falkie is finally starting to question his behaviour.

[paladin1991]

The time slot after Art might be opening up soon, get ready Falkie!

Call it Falkiez Ratz and Rantz.  It would draw more listeners than the Hoaxster does now.  It sounds like a great show, open lines every night, a streaming aspect.....

Falkie:  "Your on open lines with The Guy fm Putzburg.  What's your take on Putin being a closet homosexual and cat hater?"

Caller:  "Well, actually Falkie, you said 'your' on open lines when it's correct to say 'you're' on open lines."

Falkie: "STFU!  What are you an English major?  "  *click*  "And that's about all I'm gonna say about the English.  You know those guys eat something called 'Spotted Dickz?"   Eeeeeew.  They don't just sound gay.......eeeeew."
"Looks like we have another caller.....Caller fm somewhere, I don't know where, where's this caller fm?"

Caller:  "I am calling fm Nagadoches-----"

Falkie:  *chortling* "Is that where Nachos come from?  Can I have extra chips with mine, caller?"  *chortling*

[Who]

Suffering begets introspection begets growth.  Life has always been about the suffering, and if it isn't you're not living!  Hopefully Falkie is finally starting to question his behaviour.

[ONeill]

We have a real barrage of new videos! Of course none of them is what Drone and Gerry announced. At least we have two episodes #647, probably to compensate for the missing episode #607. Also the blinking skull is gone entirely, I feel guilty:(

[aldousburbank]

Suffering begets introspection begets growth.  Life has always been about the suffering, and if it isn't you're not living!  Hopefully Falkie is finally starting to question his behaviour.

Buddha wept.

[Who]

We have a real barrage of new videos! Of course none of them is what Drone and Gerry announced. At least we have two episodes #647, probably to compensate for the missing episode #607. Also the blinking skull is gone entirely, I feel guilty:(

Synapses misfiring, neurons overloaded and collapsing, brain farts . . . . oh, the humanity!

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

Did someone manage to actually listen to this? What is this little box of goodies? Do we really want to find out?

[Falkie2013]

Gerry-
Tell Senda his life would markedly improve if he even carried out one (1) suggestion offered by his haters. Just one.

A lot of this is common-sense stuff- getting out of a bad relationship, liquidating some of his collectibles/rarities, going to a cardiologist, etc. Even people who despise him have given him very sound, practical advice for self-empowerment. He won't listen.

I am so TIRED of people ignoring what I write here to further their own agenda or ends.

I have said it numerous times.

1 ) There is nothing WRONG with my heart & I have been tested for it.

2)  I am NOT going to get rid of my stuff, except for what I see fit to dispose of and certainly am NOT going to take the suggestions of haters and anoymous trolls and idiots who wouldn't lift a fingernail to come over and help if I did.

3)  I had posted my own podcasts several times. And mentioned it here. And got raked over the coals by some for doing it.

4 ) Why would I even contemplate taking the suggestions of people who LOATHE, DESPISE, and HATE me ?
      To stoop to their level would make me as dumb as they ascribe me to be and would be idiotic.


5)  It's always annoyed the hell out of me to be referred to as Senda in the 3rd person.
      I'm George.
     Please don't do it.

6 )  It would never happen, but if it did, Casio would not produce anything, except maybe sifting out my cat boxes.
      With his tongue.

Nuff said.

Back to my well needed break.

[Who]

This is really getting serious.  The prefrontal cortex is shutting down causing a loss of synchronization of neural functions.  Rational thought is now impossible, giving way to hallucinations.  Synapse misfirings are cascading out of control . . . . 

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Wow ....just ... wow...

[Falkie2013]

Buddha wept.

To the Bellgab haters, trolls, and useless posters who post words that signify nothing :


Subject: SACRED CONTRACT BROKEN, YOU ARE ETERNALLY CURSED, ***!
To: The aformentioned.


I ----, BY THE VIRTUES, POWERS, AND AUTHORITY OF
THE HOLY MELCHEZIDEK PRIESTHOOD AND OF THE ALPHA AND OMEGA,
TETRAGRAMMATON, SOLUZEN, HALLIZA, BELLATAR, BELLONOY, HALLIII HRA,
ANEPHEZATON, TETRAGRAMMATON, PRIMEUMATON, MICHAEL,
TETRAGRAMMATON,JEHOVAH ROSH, IOH, BY THESE HOLY NAMES OF GOD WRITTEN
IN THE BOOK OF LIFE, AND BY THE OTHER HOLY AND INEFFABLE NAMES WHICH
ARE WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF LIFE, AND BY ALL THESE NAMES, O’ SATOR,
AREPO, TENET, OPERA, ROTAS, IAH, IAH, IAH, INAM, IAH, IAH, IAH,
KETHER, CHOKMAH, BINAH, GEDURAH, GEBURAH, TIPHERETH, NETZACH, HOD,
YESOD, MALKUTH, ABRAHAM, ISSAC, JACOB, SHEDDACH, MESSACH, ABENEGO,
COME HERE AND BE YE ALL PRESENT IN MINE AID AND FOR WHATSOEVER I SHALL
COMMAND THEE, TO CAUSE AND PERMIT A VAIL OF PROTECTION TO BE LAID OVER
ME AND RETURN ALL MANNER OF UNHOLY THINGS TO THEM THAT HATH SENT THEM,
UNDOING ALL THAT HAS BEEN DONE, BY THINE AID, O MOST HOLY FATHER,
WHOSE KINGDOM AND EMPIRE SHALL HAVE NO END.

BY THE VIRTUES, POWERS, AND BY THE AUTHORITY OF THE HOLY MELCHEZIDEC
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DALETH, HE, VAU, ZAIN, CHETH, TETH, YOD, KAPH, LAMED, MEM, NUN,
SAMEKH, AYIN, PE, TZADDI, QOPH, RESH, SCHIN, TAU. BETH, TAU RESH.
ALEPH, BETH. ALEPH, YOD, MEM, ALEPH. CHETH, KAPH, MEM, HE. DALETH,
AYIN, TAU. BETH, YOD, NUN, HE. NUN, DALETH, VAU, LAMED, HE. NUN, BETH,
VAU, RESH, HE. TAU, PE, ALEPH, RESH, TAU, NUN, ALEPH, CHETH. HE, VAU,
DALETH. YOD, SAMEKH, VAU, RESH, AND BY VIRTUE, POWER, AND AUTHORITY OF
THE PRIESTHOOD, I COMMAND ALL YE SPIRITS OF THE FIRST ORDER GODS,
GODDESSES, ARCHANGELS, ANGELS, CELESTAIL SPIRITS, TERRESTRIAL SPIRITS,
TELESTIAL SPIRITS, ZOD SPIRITS, PRIMAL SPIRITS, PRIMUM MOBILE, SPIRITS
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SPIRITS, MERCURIAL SPIRITS, LUNAR SPIRITS, EARTHLY SPIRITS AND
ELEMENTS AS WELL AS IN THE HEAVENS, SPIRITS OF THE FIERY REGION , AIR,
WATER, EARTH, ALL YE REBELLIOUS SPIRITS, SPIRITS OF THE SECOND ORDER,
ALL SATANS, ALL EVIL SPIRITS, ALL DEMONS, ALL KINGS, DUKES, PRINCES &
PRELATES, MARQUISES, PRESIDENTS, EARLS, AND COUNTS, KNIGHTS,
SUPERIORS, SPIRITS OF THE THIRD AND LAST ORDER, SPIRITS OF THE
EMPYREAN HEAVENS, I CALL YE FOURTH, COME UNTO MINE AID, I CONJURE AND
COMMAND YE, BY THESE NAMES OF THE MOST HIGH BERALANENSIS,
BALDACHIENSIS, PAUMACHIA, APOLOGIAE SEDES, LIACHIDAE, EL, EHYEH ASHER
EHYEH, ZABAOTH, ELION, IAH, TETRAGRAMMATON,SHADDAI, IEHOVAH, HELIOREN,
ANAPHAXETON, ASHER, EHYEH, ORISTON, ELION, AMATHIA, IOSHUA, EMMANUEL,
HAGIOS, ADNI, ISCHYROS, ARTHANATOS, PARACLETOS, THEOS, LCTROS,
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PRIMEUMATON, TZABAOTH, ADNI, PREYAI, TETRAGRAMMATON, ANAPHAXETON,
INESSENFATOAL, PATHOMON, EIE, SARAYE, ABADDON, ZABAOTH,ADONAI,
AMIORAN, COME AND BEHOLD THE SIGNS OF HEAVEN, AND BY THESE HOLY NAMES
OF ALMIGHTY GOD, BY AND THEREFORE WHOSE POWER EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW; OF
ALL THAT IS IN HEAVEN, UPON THE EARTH, OR IN HELL, PREPARE YE
YOURSELVES, THEREFORE, UNDER THE MIGHTY HAND OF GOD. I COMMAND YOU ALL
TO MAKE SUFFER ***, WHO I CURSE AND CONDEMN TO YOUR
COSTUDY WITH THE BUFFETINGS OF THE SATANS OF HELL TO BE BURNED
ETERNALLY IN THE LAKE OF SULFURIC FIRE, COME UNTO MINE AID, I CONJURE
YE, O CELESTIAL SPIRITS OF THE 1ST, 2ND, 3RD, AND 4TH ORDERS, TO COME
UNTO MINE AID I, (YOUR FULL NAME), BY THE AUTHORITY AND POWER OF THE
HOLY MELCHEZIDEK PRIESTHOOD, AS THE BRINGER OF THE LIGHT AND THE LIGHT
BEARER IN ALL THESE THINGS IN BRINGING THE EVOLUTIONARY LIGHT TO THIS
WORLD, THE WORLDS TO COME, AND THE UNIVERSES. I CONJURE AND COMMAND
YE, AND ALL THE ARMIES OF THE HEAVENS IN THE VASTNESS OF LEGIONS AND
BY POWER AND AUTHORITY, COME UNTO MINE AID, WITHOUT DELAY OR REPOSE
FROM THIS DAY FORTH UNTO ALL ETERNITY.

I CONJURE THEE, O CREATURE OF FIRE, BY HIM WHO REMOVETH THE EARTH AND
MAKETH IT TREMBLE, THAT THOU BURN AND TORMENT THE SPIRITS OF ***,
SO THAT THEY MAY FEEL IT INTENSELY, AND THAT THEY MAY BE
BURNER ETERNALLY BY THEE. BE YE ACCURSED, DAMNED, AND ETERNALLY
REPROVED; AND BE YE TORMENTED WITH PERPETUAL PAIN, SO THAT I MAY FIND
NO REPOSE BY NIGHT, NOR BY DAY, NOR FOR A SINGLE MOMENT OF TIME, I
GIVE THIS WARRANT OF YOUR ARREST, ***  IN THE NAME OF
GOD ALMIGHTY, AND THIS DEFINITE SENTENCE OF DESTRUCTION, THAT SHALL
BRING YE UNTO AN ETERNAL DEATH. BY THESE NAMES, AND IN VIRTUE OF THESE
NAMES, EHEIEH, TETRAGRAMMATON ELOHIM, THE INDIVISIBLE NAME IOD, GOD EL
STROND AND WONDERFFUL, THE MOST POWERFUL NAME ELOHIM GIBOR, ELOAH
VA-DAATH, THE MOST POTENT NAME EL ADONAI TZABAOTH, ELOHIM TZABAOTH,
SHADDAI, EL CHAI, ADONAI, EHEIEH ASHER EHEIEH, EL, SHADDAI, ELOHIM,
ELOHI, TZABAOTH, ELIM, ASHER, EHEIEH, YAH, TETRAGRAMMATON, SHADDAI,
IAH, ON, IOD, AGLA, ELOHIM, AIN SOPH, TZABAOTH, IOD, PRIMEUMATON,
IAPHAR, ABADDON, ELION, EDONAL, PATHEON, YESOD, YESHIMON, HESION,
ANABONA, ERYGION, HOA, YOD, YIAI, ANABONA, ARPHETON, ADONAI,
ONEIPHETON, ELOHIM, ELOHI, ON, MESSIACH, ARIEL, IAHT, EMANUEL, ANAEL,
ZEDEREZA, SEPHERIEL, TAU, RUACHIAH, THE WHICH BEING NAMED AND INVOKED
ALL CREATURES OBEY AND TREMBLE WITH FEAR AND TERROR, THESE NAMES WHICH
CAN TURN ASIDE LIGHTNING AND THUNDER; AND WHICH WILL UTTERLY MAKE YOU
TO PERISH, DESTROY, AND BANISH YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY. THESE NAMES ARE
ALEPH, BETH, GIMALE, DALETH, HE, VAU, ZAYIN, CHETH, TETH, YOD, KAPH,
LAMED, MEM, NUN, SAMEKH, AYIN, PE, TZADDI, QOPH, RESH, SCHIN, TAU. +
BY THESE SECRET NAMES, THEREFORE, AND BY THESE SIGNS WHICH ARE FULL OF
MYSTERIES, I CONDEMN YE, AND IN VIRTUE OF THE POWER OF THE THREE
PRINCIPLES, ALEPH, MEM, SCHIN, WE DEPRIVE YE, ALL SPIRITS, AND ALL
ELEMENTALS WITHIN, OF ALL OFFICE, DIGNITY, , RIGHTS, PRIVILEGES, AND
LIFE WHICH YE HAVE ENJOYED UP TILL NOW; AND BY THEIR VIRTUE AND POWER
I REGULATE YOU UNTO THE LAKE OF ETERNAL FIRE AND THAT YE BE BOND THERE
UNTIL THE DAY OF YOUR JUDGEMENT OR I SHALL RELEASE YOU FROM SUCH
CURSED BUFETINGS.

BY VIRTUE, POWER, AUTHORITY, AND BY THE LIVING, AND THE TRUE. BY THESE
THEN, AND BY OTHER MOST HOLY NAMES WHICH WE PRONOUNCE AGAINST YOU FROM
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, DO WE FORCE AND CONTSTRAIN YE, AND THE LIFE
YOU POSSESS, UNTO THE TORMENT UNSPEAKABLE, UNTO THE BURNING FLAME THAT
LIVETH FOREVER.. YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO THIS DESTRUCTION IN THE
NAME OF THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA, BETA AND THE ZETA, THE ALMIGHT GOD,
FATHER, AND SOURCE OF ALL CREATION, APPEAR NOW BEFORE ME AND BOW UNPON
BENDED KNEE. AGLA, AGLA, AGLA, AGLA; O GOD ALMIGHT WHO ART THE LIFE OF
THE UNIVERSE AND WHO RULEST OVER THE FOUR DIVISIONS OF ITS VAST FORM
BY THE STRENGTH AND VIRTUE OF THE FOUR LETTERS OF THY HOLY NAME
TETRAGRAMMATON, YOD, HE, VAU, HE, UNTO THIS ETERNAL DESTRUCTION OF
HELL. AGLA, AGLA, AGLA, AGLA; CONSECRATE THIS ENCHANTMENT, SEEING THAT
GOD ALMIGHTY LORD HATH DESTINED YE FOR SUCH! BY THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF
AGLA OF POWER, TRUTH,  AND VERITABLE IN MY HANDS THROUGH THY HOLY
SEALS, O ADONAI, WHO’S REIGN AND EMPIRE REMAINETH ETERNALLY AND UNTO
THE AGES OF THE AGES. QADOSCH, QADOSCH, QADOSCH, ADONAI ELOHIM
TZABAOTH, RECABUSTIRA, CABUSTIRA, BUSTIRA, TIRA, RA, A, KARKAHITA,
KAHITA, HITA, TA, A. ABEOR, VENIENS, SUPER ABERER. AMEN!

I CONJURE THEE, O YE SPIRITS, BY THESE NAMES, ABRAHACH, ABRACH,
ABRACADABRA, YOD, HE, VAU, HE, I COMMAND THEE TO TAKE ALL OF ***s
REMAINING LIGHT WITH CONSTANT STRENGTH AND POWER IN ALL
OPERATIONS, AGAINST ALL THAT IS VISIBLE AND INVISIBLE TO BE CONDEMNED
TO AN ETERNAL HELL.

I CONJURE THEE ANEW BY THE HOLY AND INDIVISIBLE NAME OF EL STRONG AND
WONDERFUL; BY THE NAME SHADDAI ALMIGHTY; AND BY THESE NAMES QADOSCH,
QADOSCH, QADOSCH, ADONAI ELOHIM TZABAOTH, EMANUEL, THE FIRST AND T  HE
LAST, WISDOM, WAY, LIFE, TRUTH, CHIEF, SPEECH, WORD, SPLENDOR, LIGHT,
SUN, FOUNTAIN, GLORY, THE STONE OF THE WISE, VIRTUE, SHEPHERD, PRIEST,
MESSIACH IMMORTAL; BY THESE NAMES THEN, AND BY THE OTHER NAMES, I
CONJURE THEE, O SPIRITS, GO AND CLEANSE THIS WORLD OF ALL ***s
INIQUITY, DESTROY ALL THEIR ASSOCIATES, FAMILIES, FRIENDS,
AND BUSINESSES, ALONG WITH THEIR CURRENT AND FUTURE DESIGNS IN THE
ETHERIC/ASTRAL REALMS OF DIMENSIONS, I GIVE THIS WARRANT OF ARREST,
BUFFETING, CONDEMNATION, AND DESTRUCTION, UNTO THE AGES OF AGES,
QADOSCH, QADOSCH, QADOSCH, ADONAI ELOHIM TZABAOTH, RECABUSTIRA,
CABUSTIRA, BUSTIRA, TIRA, RA, A, KARKAHITA, KAHITA, HITA, TA, A.
ABEOR, VENIENS, SUPER ABERER. AMEN!I

I CONDEMN YOU TO ETERNAL HELL FOR NOT FULFILLING THE DIVINE PROMISE
YOU MADE WITH SOURCE THAT IS YOUR SACRED CONTRACT YOU HAVE BROKEN. I
PROMISE YOU HAVE BROKEN AND SHALL PAY ETERNALLY FOR. ABRAHACH, ABRACH,
ABRACADABRA, AMEN.

[ONeill]

To the Bellgab haters, trolls, and useless posters who post words that signify nothing :

Subject: SACRED CONTRACT BROKEN, YOU ARE ETERNALLY CURSED, ***!
To: The aformentioned.

Doesn't matter. I was going to hell anyway.

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[ONeill]

Back to my well needed break.

Breaf from what exactly? What is the process taking place there that you need a break from?