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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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MR. Spock

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 08, 2015, 02:44:14 PM
To the Bellgab haters, trolls, and useless posters who post words that signify nothing :


Subject: SACRED CONTRACT BROKEN, YOU ARE ETERNALLY CURSED, ***!
To: The aformentioned.


I ----, BY THE VIRTUES, POWERS, AND AUTHORITY OF
THE HOLY MELCHEZIDEK PRIESTHOOD AND OF THE ALPHA AND OMEGA,
TETRAGRAMMATON, SOLUZEN, HALLIZA, BELLATAR, BELLONOY, HALLIII HRA,
ANEPHEZATON, TETRAGRAMMATON, PRIMEUMATON, MICHAEL,
TETRAGRAMMATON,JEHOVAH ROSH, IOH, BY THESE HOLY NAMES OF GOD WRITTEN
IN THE BOOK OF LIFE, AND BY THE OTHER HOLY AND INEFFABLE NAMES WHICH
ARE WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF LIFE, AND BY ALL THESE NAMES, O’ SATOR,
AREPO, TENET, OPERA, ROTAS, IAH, IAH, IAH, INAM, IAH, IAH, IAH,
KETHER, CHOKMAH, BINAH, GEDURAH, GEBURAH, TIPHERETH, NETZACH, HOD,
YESOD, MALKUTH, ABRAHAM, ISSAC, JACOB, SHEDDACH, MESSACH, ABENEGO,
COME HERE AND BE YE ALL PRESENT IN MINE AID AND FOR WHATSOEVER I SHALL
COMMAND THEE, TO CAUSE AND PERMIT A VAIL OF PROTECTION TO BE LAID OVER
ME AND RETURN ALL MANNER OF UNHOLY THINGS TO THEM THAT HATH SENT THEM,
UNDOING ALL THAT HAS BEEN DONE, BY THINE AID, O MOST HOLY FATHER,
WHOSE KINGDOM AND EMPIRE SHALL HAVE NO END.

BY THE VIRTUES, POWERS, AND BY THE AUTHORITY OF THE HOLY MELCHEZIDEC
PRIESTHOOD, I CALL YE FORTH HAIOTH, METHRATON, RESCHITH, TAGALLALIM,
JEHOVAH, HADONAT, OPHAMIM, IOPHIEL, MASLOTH, JEHOVAH, ELOHIM, BINAH,
ARALIM, ZABBATHY, HESEL, HASMALIM, ZELEZ, ELOHIM GEBER, SERAPHIM,
CAMAEL, MADIM, ELOHA, TETRAGRAMMATON, RAPHAEL, SCHEMES, JEHOVAH,
SABAOTH, NEZAH, ELOHIM, HANIEL, ELOHIM, SABAOTH, HODBEN, MICHAEL,
COCHAB, SADAI, JESAL, CHERUBIM, GABRIEL, LEVANAH, ALEPH, BETH, GIMEL,
DALETH, HE, VAU, ZAIN, CHETH, TETH, YOD, KAPH, LAMED, MEM, NUN,
SAMEKH, AYIN, PE, TZADDI, QOPH, RESH, SCHIN, TAU. BETH, TAU RESH.
ALEPH, BETH. ALEPH, YOD, MEM, ALEPH. CHETH, KAPH, MEM, HE. DALETH,
AYIN, TAU. BETH, YOD, NUN, HE. NUN, DALETH, VAU, LAMED, HE. NUN, BETH,
VAU, RESH, HE. TAU, PE, ALEPH, RESH, TAU, NUN, ALEPH, CHETH. HE, VAU,
DALETH. YOD, SAMEKH, VAU, RESH, AND BY VIRTUE, POWER, AND AUTHORITY OF
THE PRIESTHOOD, I COMMAND ALL YE SPIRITS OF THE FIRST ORDER GODS,
GODDESSES, ARCHANGELS, ANGELS, CELESTAIL SPIRITS, TERRESTRIAL SPIRITS,
TELESTIAL SPIRITS, ZOD SPIRITS, PRIMAL SPIRITS, PRIMUM MOBILE, SPIRITS
OF FIRST AND SECOND CRYSTAILLINE, SPIRITS OF THE STARRY HEAVENS,
PLUTINIAN SPIRITS, URANIAN SPIRITS, NEPTUNIAN SPIRITS, SPIRITS OF
SATURN, JOVIAL SPIRITS, MARTIAL SPIRITS, SOLAR SPIRITS, VENEREAN
SPIRITS, MERCURIAL SPIRITS, LUNAR SPIRITS, EARTHLY SPIRITS AND
ELEMENTS AS WELL AS IN THE HEAVENS, SPIRITS OF THE FIERY REGION , AIR,
WATER, EARTH, ALL YE REBELLIOUS SPIRITS, SPIRITS OF THE SECOND ORDER,
ALL SATANS, ALL EVIL SPIRITS, ALL DEMONS, ALL KINGS, DUKES, PRINCES &
PRELATES, MARQUISES, PRESIDENTS, EARLS, AND COUNTS, KNIGHTS,
SUPERIORS, SPIRITS OF THE THIRD AND LAST ORDER, SPIRITS OF THE
EMPYREAN HEAVENS, I CALL YE FOURTH, COME UNTO MINE AID, I CONJURE AND
COMMAND YE, BY THESE NAMES OF THE MOST HIGH BERALANENSIS,
BALDACHIENSIS, PAUMACHIA, APOLOGIAE SEDES, LIACHIDAE, EL, EHYEH ASHER
EHYEH, ZABAOTH, ELION, IAH, TETRAGRAMMATON,SHADDAI, IEHOVAH, HELIOREN,
ANAPHAXETON, ASHER, EHYEH, ORISTON, ELION, AMATHIA, IOSHUA, EMMANUEL,
HAGIOS, ADNI, ISCHYROS, ARTHANATOS, PARACLETOS, THEOS, LCTROS,
ATHANATOS, AGLA, ON, TETRAGRAMMATON, BASDATHEA, BALDACHIA,
PRIMEUMATON, TZABAOTH, ADNI, PREYAI, TETRAGRAMMATON, ANAPHAXETON,
INESSENFATOAL, PATHOMON, EIE, SARAYE, ABADDON, ZABAOTH,ADONAI,
AMIORAN, COME AND BEHOLD THE SIGNS OF HEAVEN, AND BY THESE HOLY NAMES
OF ALMIGHTY GOD, BY AND THEREFORE WHOSE POWER EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW; OF
ALL THAT IS IN HEAVEN, UPON THE EARTH, OR IN HELL, PREPARE YE
YOURSELVES, THEREFORE, UNDER THE MIGHTY HAND OF GOD. I COMMAND YOU ALL
TO MAKE SUFFER ***, WHO I CURSE AND CONDEMN TO YOUR
COSTUDY WITH THE BUFFETINGS OF THE SATANS OF HELL TO BE BURNED
ETERNALLY IN THE LAKE OF SULFURIC FIRE, COME UNTO MINE AID, I CONJURE
YE, O CELESTIAL SPIRITS OF THE 1ST, 2ND, 3RD, AND 4TH ORDERS, TO COME
UNTO MINE AID I, (YOUR FULL NAME), BY THE AUTHORITY AND POWER OF THE
HOLY MELCHEZIDEK PRIESTHOOD, AS THE BRINGER OF THE LIGHT AND THE LIGHT
BEARER IN ALL THESE THINGS IN BRINGING THE EVOLUTIONARY LIGHT TO THIS
WORLD, THE WORLDS TO COME, AND THE UNIVERSES. I CONJURE AND COMMAND
YE, AND ALL THE ARMIES OF THE HEAVENS IN THE VASTNESS OF LEGIONS AND
BY POWER AND AUTHORITY, COME UNTO MINE AID, WITHOUT DELAY OR REPOSE
FROM THIS DAY FORTH UNTO ALL ETERNITY.

I CONJURE THEE, O CREATURE OF FIRE, BY HIM WHO REMOVETH THE EARTH AND
MAKETH IT TREMBLE, THAT THOU BURN AND TORMENT THE SPIRITS OF ***,
SO THAT THEY MAY FEEL IT INTENSELY, AND THAT THEY MAY BE
BURNER ETERNALLY BY THEE. BE YE ACCURSED, DAMNED, AND ETERNALLY
REPROVED; AND BE YE TORMENTED WITH PERPETUAL PAIN, SO THAT I MAY FIND
NO REPOSE BY NIGHT, NOR BY DAY, NOR FOR A SINGLE MOMENT OF TIME, I
GIVE THIS WARRANT OF YOUR ARREST, ***  IN THE NAME OF
GOD ALMIGHTY, AND THIS DEFINITE SENTENCE OF DESTRUCTION, THAT SHALL
BRING YE UNTO AN ETERNAL DEATH. BY THESE NAMES, AND IN VIRTUE OF THESE
NAMES, EHEIEH, TETRAGRAMMATON ELOHIM, THE INDIVISIBLE NAME IOD, GOD EL
STROND AND WONDERFFUL, THE MOST POWERFUL NAME ELOHIM GIBOR, ELOAH
VA-DAATH, THE MOST POTENT NAME EL ADONAI TZABAOTH, ELOHIM TZABAOTH,
SHADDAI, EL CHAI, ADONAI, EHEIEH ASHER EHEIEH, EL, SHADDAI, ELOHIM,
ELOHI, TZABAOTH, ELIM, ASHER, EHEIEH, YAH, TETRAGRAMMATON, SHADDAI,
IAH, ON, IOD, AGLA, ELOHIM, AIN SOPH, TZABAOTH, IOD, PRIMEUMATON,
IAPHAR, ABADDON, ELION, EDONAL, PATHEON, YESOD, YESHIMON, HESION,
ANABONA, ERYGION, HOA, YOD, YIAI, ANABONA, ARPHETON, ADONAI,
ONEIPHETON, ELOHIM, ELOHI, ON, MESSIACH, ARIEL, IAHT, EMANUEL, ANAEL,
ZEDEREZA, SEPHERIEL, TAU, RUACHIAH, THE WHICH BEING NAMED AND INVOKED
ALL CREATURES OBEY AND TREMBLE WITH FEAR AND TERROR, THESE NAMES WHICH
CAN TURN ASIDE LIGHTNING AND THUNDER; AND WHICH WILL UTTERLY MAKE YOU
TO PERISH, DESTROY, AND BANISH YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY. THESE NAMES ARE
ALEPH, BETH, GIMALE, DALETH, HE, VAU, ZAYIN, CHETH, TETH, YOD, KAPH,
LAMED, MEM, NUN, SAMEKH, AYIN, PE, TZADDI, QOPH, RESH, SCHIN, TAU. +
BY THESE SECRET NAMES, THEREFORE, AND BY THESE SIGNS WHICH ARE FULL OF
MYSTERIES, I CONDEMN YE, AND IN VIRTUE OF THE POWER OF THE THREE
PRINCIPLES, ALEPH, MEM, SCHIN, WE DEPRIVE YE, ALL SPIRITS, AND ALL
ELEMENTALS WITHIN, OF ALL OFFICE, DIGNITY, , RIGHTS, PRIVILEGES, AND
LIFE WHICH YE HAVE ENJOYED UP TILL NOW; AND BY THEIR VIRTUE AND POWER
I REGULATE YOU UNTO THE LAKE OF ETERNAL FIRE AND THAT YE BE BOND THERE
UNTIL THE DAY OF YOUR JUDGEMENT OR I SHALL RELEASE YOU FROM SUCH
CURSED BUFETINGS.

BY VIRTUE, POWER, AUTHORITY, AND BY THE LIVING, AND THE TRUE. BY THESE
THEN, AND BY OTHER MOST HOLY NAMES WHICH WE PRONOUNCE AGAINST YOU FROM
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, DO WE FORCE AND CONTSTRAIN YE, AND THE LIFE
YOU POSSESS, UNTO THE TORMENT UNSPEAKABLE, UNTO THE BURNING FLAME THAT
LIVETH FOREVER.. YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO THIS DESTRUCTION IN THE
NAME OF THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA, BETA AND THE ZETA, THE ALMIGHT GOD,
FATHER, AND SOURCE OF ALL CREATION, APPEAR NOW BEFORE ME AND BOW UNPON
BENDED KNEE. AGLA, AGLA, AGLA, AGLA; O GOD ALMIGHT WHO ART THE LIFE OF
THE UNIVERSE AND WHO RULEST OVER THE FOUR DIVISIONS OF ITS VAST FORM
BY THE STRENGTH AND VIRTUE OF THE FOUR LETTERS OF THY HOLY NAME
TETRAGRAMMATON, YOD, HE, VAU, HE, UNTO THIS ETERNAL DESTRUCTION OF
HELL. AGLA, AGLA, AGLA, AGLA; CONSECRATE THIS ENCHANTMENT, SEEING THAT
GOD ALMIGHTY LORD HATH DESTINED YE FOR SUCH! BY THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF
AGLA OF POWER, TRUTH,  AND VERITABLE IN MY HANDS THROUGH THY HOLY
SEALS, O ADONAI, WHO’S REIGN AND EMPIRE REMAINETH ETERNALLY AND UNTO
THE AGES OF THE AGES. QADOSCH, QADOSCH, QADOSCH, ADONAI ELOHIM
TZABAOTH, RECABUSTIRA, CABUSTIRA, BUSTIRA, TIRA, RA, A, KARKAHITA,
KAHITA, HITA, TA, A. ABEOR, VENIENS, SUPER ABERER. AMEN!

I CONJURE THEE, O YE SPIRITS, BY THESE NAMES, ABRAHACH, ABRACH,
ABRACADABRA, YOD, HE, VAU, HE, I COMMAND THEE TO TAKE ALL OF ***s
REMAINING LIGHT WITH CONSTANT STRENGTH AND POWER IN ALL
OPERATIONS, AGAINST ALL THAT IS VISIBLE AND INVISIBLE TO BE CONDEMNED
TO AN ETERNAL HELL.

I CONJURE THEE ANEW BY THE HOLY AND INDIVISIBLE NAME OF EL STRONG AND
WONDERFUL; BY THE NAME SHADDAI ALMIGHTY; AND BY THESE NAMES QADOSCH,
QADOSCH, QADOSCH, ADONAI ELOHIM TZABAOTH, EMANUEL, THE FIRST AND T  HE
LAST, WISDOM, WAY, LIFE, TRUTH, CHIEF, SPEECH, WORD, SPLENDOR, LIGHT,
SUN, FOUNTAIN, GLORY, THE STONE OF THE WISE, VIRTUE, SHEPHERD, PRIEST,
MESSIACH IMMORTAL; BY THESE NAMES THEN, AND BY THE OTHER NAMES, I
CONJURE THEE, O SPIRITS, GO AND CLEANSE THIS WORLD OF ALL ***s
INIQUITY, DESTROY ALL THEIR ASSOCIATES, FAMILIES, FRIENDS,
AND BUSINESSES, ALONG WITH THEIR CURRENT AND FUTURE DESIGNS IN THE
ETHERIC/ASTRAL REALMS OF DIMENSIONS, I GIVE THIS WARRANT OF ARREST,
BUFFETING, CONDEMNATION, AND DESTRUCTION, UNTO THE AGES OF AGES,
QADOSCH, QADOSCH, QADOSCH, ADONAI ELOHIM TZABAOTH, RECABUSTIRA,
CABUSTIRA, BUSTIRA, TIRA, RA, A, KARKAHITA, KAHITA, HITA, TA, A.
ABEOR, VENIENS, SUPER ABERER. AMEN!I

I CONDEMN YOU TO ETERNAL HELL FOR NOT FULFILLING THE DIVINE PROMISE
YOU MADE WITH SOURCE THAT IS YOUR SACRED CONTRACT YOU HAVE BROKEN. I
PROMISE YOU HAVE BROKEN AND SHALL PAY ETERNALLY FOR. ABRAHACH, ABRACH,
ABRACADABRA, AMEN.
So George you put a curse on your self? I think so because your a troll.


MR. Spock

Quote from: ONeill on November 08, 2015, 03:06:52 PM
Breaf from what exactly? What is the process taking place there that you need a break from?
He is taking a break from some self love with MAYO.

chefist

George... Please take care not to get banned...those long copy n pastes will keep you from promulgating your message!

MR. Spock

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 08, 2015, 02:30:54 PM
I am so TIRED of people ignoring what I write here to further their own agenda or ends.

I have said it numerous times.

1 ) There is nothing WRONG with my heart & I have been tested for it.

2)  I am NOT going to get rid of my stuff, except for what I see fit to dispose of and certainly am NOT going to take the suggestions of haters and anoymous trolls and idiots who wouldn't lift a fingernail to come over and help if I did.

3)  I had posted my own podcasts several times. And mentioned it here. And got raked over the coals by some for doing it.

4 ) Why would I even contemplate taking the suggestions of people who LOATHE, DESPISE, and HATE me ?
      To stoop to their level would make me as dumb as they ascribe me to be and would be idiotic.


5)  It's always annoyed the hell out of me to be referred to as Senda in the 3rd person.
      I'm George.
     Please don't do it.

6 )  It would never happen, but if it did, Casio would not produce anything, except maybe sifting out my cat boxes.
      With his tongue.

Nuff said.

Back to my well needed break.
SO are you and Casio are friends? Hows your buddy doing Falkie? Are you going to have Casio over for thanksgiving?

Who

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 08, 2015, 02:30:54 PM
5)  It's always annoyed the hell out of me to be referred to as Senda in the 3rd person.
      I'm George.
     Please don't do it.

Whatever you say, Senda.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 08, 2015, 02:44:14 PM
To the Bellgab haters, trolls, and useless posters who post words that signify nothing :


Subject: SACRED CONTRACT BROKEN, YOU ARE ETERNALLY CURSED, ***!
To: The aformentioned.

meh. reported.  8)

MR. Spock

Quote from: Who on November 08, 2015, 03:22:13 PM
Whatever you say, Senda.
Mr. Senda is a VERY LARGE human, He could be at least 3 or 4 people.

Who

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 08, 2015, 02:44:14 PM
To the Bellgab haters, trolls, and useless posters who post words that signify nothing :


Subject: SACRED CONTRACT BROKEN, YOU ARE ETERNALLY CURSED, ***!
To: The aformentioned.


I ----, BY THE VIRTUES, POWERS, AND AUTHORITY OF
THE HOLY MELCHEZIDEK PRIESTHOOD AND OF THE ALPHA AND OMEGA

So you're sending us all to Hell, eh Senda? 



MR. Spock

Falkie wanted to interview me and he said that he was going to pay me about $1,000 bucks. I said no because I know that he did not have the money.

Dateline

I have set up white mirrors as I read the curse and therefore it will be senth or Sendaith to you ten-fold.   I think when he referred to going back to the needed break, I read it as a needed breakdown.

Falkie has returned to his breakdown.  He said it was much needed. 

chefist

Quote from: Dateline on November 08, 2015, 03:41:21 PM
I think he is telling us to listen to Coast during the week.

Hillary was never that hot... ;D

Quote from: chefist on November 08, 2015, 03:45:40 PM
Hillary was never that hot... ;D

The head to body ratio is all off. She needs a smaller body.

3OctaveFart

I forgive you for casting your death spell, Senda.

As much frivolity as there is here, I did want your life at some point to be less of a disaster.

If you want to be broke, be tethered to a sponge of a girlfriend, live surrounded by actual physical wreckage, keep doing it your way. It has worked so well for you.

ADG12311990

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 08, 2015, 02:44:14 PM
The ramblings of a sad, sad man.

Anyone understand that? Maybe we need C-3PO to translate this?


Who

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 08, 2015, 02:44:14 PM
To the Bellgab haters, trolls, and useless posters who post words that signify nothing :


Subject: SACRED CONTRACT BROKEN, YOU ARE ETERNALLY CURSED, ***!



Senda, you idiot.  You used the wrong curse.  You cursed yourself and put a blessing on the haters.  They will enjoy good health, prosperity and good fortune for the rest of their long and productive lives.  You, however, will be joining me in the place of eternal damnation unless you change your evil ways.  You must do the following:

1) Clean that disgusting hovel.
2) Get a job.
3) When offered advice by the haters, TAKE IT!
4) Stop listening to the idiot Noory.
5) When offered advice by the haters, TAKE IT!
6) Go on a diet, exercise, and get your weight under control.
7) When offered advice by the haters, TAKE IT!
8) Be courteous and polite to everyone.  Stop saying STFU!
9) When offered advice by the haters, TAKE IT!
10) Stop listening to Psycho Gerry and Area 51 Bonehead.  They are not your friends.

Quote from: Who on November 08, 2015, 04:02:55 PM


Senda, you idiot.  You used the wrong curse.  You cursed yourself and put a blessing on the haters.  They will enjoy good health, prosperity and good fortune for the rest of their long and productive lives.  You, however, will be joining me in the place of eternal damnation unless you change your evil ways.  You must do the following:

1) Clean that disgusting hovel.
2) Get a job.
3) When offered advice by the haters, TAKE IT!
4) Stop listening to the idiot Noory.
5) When offered advice by the haters, TAKE IT!
6) Go on a diet, exercise, and get your weight under control.
7) When offered advice by the haters, TAKE IT!
8) Be courteous and polite to everyone.  Stop saying STFU!
9) When offered advice by the haters, TAKE IT!
10) Stop listening to Psycho Gerry and Area 51 Bonehead.  They are not your friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91DSNL1BEeY

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 08, 2015, 02:44:14 PM
To the Bellgab haters, trolls, and useless posters who post words that signify nothing :


I CONDEMN YOU TO ETERNAL HELL FOR NOT FULFILLING THE DIVINE PROMISE
YOU MADE WITH SOURCE THAT IS YOUR SACRED CONTRACT YOU HAVE BROKEN. I
PROMISE YOU HAVE BROKEN AND SHALL PAY ETERNALLY FOR. ABRAHACH, ABRACH,
ABRACADABRA, AMEN.

Don't you have an ass to suck?

3OctaveFart

"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader."


Gumby, Dammit

Nobody flings his own dung at others like Filchie. Poop projector extraordinaire!


Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 08, 2015, 02:44:14 PM
To the Bellgab haters, trolls, and useless posters who post words that signify nothing :


Subject: SACRED CONTRACT BROKEN, YOU ARE ETERNALLY CURSED, ***!
To: The aformentioned.



cosmic hobo

Quote from: ONeill on November 08, 2015, 01:51:19 AM
I think it's Season 8. Season 7 was a short event (like the upcoming X-Files episodes) and consisted of prequel stories from the Redbook days. Anyway, I can't wait! Bring it on!

They're all starting to sound the same. The prequel or flashback to the redbook days was much better because the writers ditched the contrived Socio Drone and Psycho Gerry storylines.

Now they're back to the formulaic worst.

cosmic hobo

Falkie can you confirm whether an inbox was sent to Socio Drone and Psycho Gary?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 08, 2015, 03:31:50 AM

Again, I think I might speak for others (possibly not Paladin), we're shitting ourselves. Seriously.

Not Paladin and not me, after last night, when I survived a shooting in the hood about 100 feet from me.

I was at the Tinton Ave projects in the Bronx last night around 10:30 waiting for a coworker to bring down a set of keys. I was with another friend/co-worker as we are getting audited next week by the state and we both worked late last night and also needed to get into the office today. We needed the key to bring down the iron gate in front of our building as well as to bring it back up today.

As we were waiting in my SUV for him to come down, my friend and I heard loud arguing across the street in a courtyard. I rolled down my window so we could hear better. We heard a man yelling Let him go! Let him go! My friend and I looked at each other. Next thing we know, we hear Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop. I had never been around a gun being shot before and I asked my friend if that was a gun and she said yes. Just then, 4 guys in hoodies ran out of the courtyard, at my car and ran behind it, continuing to the building courtyard that our co worker was coming down from. 

As the guys were about to run behind my car, my friend shouted Go, Go, Go so I peeled out of there and down the block. We stopped at the next corner and I called our coworker. I was like "Um, could you let us know when you are downstairs?" He said he was there now, so I drove back. We told him to be careful, because there had just been a shooting. Thankfully, no dead bodies as far as we know and the guy running with the gun was a terrible shot. My friend in the car with me said she saw smoke coming from the gun. Our coworker was like, Yeah there's always shootings around here.

I was never so happy to drive home to the welcoming arms of suburbia as I was last night. I also felt incredibly lucky to be alive and I was proud of myself for not freaking out.

MR. Spock

Falkie said that we're going to hell. OK then, Whats in Hell? Is it 24/7 of George Noory's Coast to Coast am? Is it life with out bacon?  Can someone please tell me what is Falkie's version of Hell is?

Who

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on November 08, 2015, 06:02:41 PM
Not Paladin and not me, after last night, when I survived a shooting in the hood about 100 feet from me.

I was at the Tinton Ave projects in the Bronx last night around 10:30 waiting for a coworker to bring down a set of keys. I was with another friend/co-worker as we are getting audited next week by the state and we both worked late last night and also needed to get into the office today. We needed the key to bring down the iron gate in front of our building as well as to bring it back up today.

As we were waiting in my SUV for him to come down, my friend and I heard loud arguing across the street in a courtyard. I rolled down my window so we could hear better. We heard a man yelling Let him go! Let him go! My friend and I looked at each other. Next thing we know, we hear Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop. I had never been around a gun being shot before and I asked my friend if that was a gun and she said yes. Just then, 4 guys in hoodies ran out of the courtyard, at my car and ran behind it, continuing to the building courtyard that our co worker was coming down from. 

As the guys were about to run behind my car, my friend shouted Go, Go, Go so I peeled out of there and down the block. We stopped at the next corner and I called our coworker. I was like "Um, could you let us know when you are downstairs?" He said he was there now, so I drove back. We told him to be careful, because there had just been a shooting. Thankfully, no dead bodies as far as we know and the guy running with the gun was a terrible shot. My friend in the car with me said she saw smoke coming from the gun. Our coworker was like, Yeah there's always shootings around here.

I was never so happy to drive home to the welcoming arms of suburbia as I was last night. I also felt incredibly lucky to be alive and I was proud of myself for not freaking out.

Glad you're alright!  It's a good thing you were able to keep a cool head. 

Who

Quote from: MR. Spock on November 08, 2015, 06:03:06 PM
Falkie said that we're going to hell. OK then, Whats in Hell? Is it 24/7 of George Noory's Coast to Coast am? Is it life with out bacon?  Can someone please tell me what is Falkie's version of Hell is?

Hell for normal people and Hell for Falkie are two different places.

For us, Hell would be having to listen to George Noory 24/7 in Falkie's hovel - with Falkie, Kathy and Richard C. Hoagland.

For Falkie, Hell would be having to get up at 6 am to report to a regular 9 to 5 job five days a week.  Or worse yet, overtime.  Hell would be having to be within the normal weight range for his height.  Hell would be having to eat healthy food, in moderate portions, to keep his weight within that normal range.  Hell would be practicing proper oral hygiene and visiting his dentist twice a year so he could keep his 32 teeth cavity free and sparkling white all his life.

Quote from: Who on November 08, 2015, 06:18:57 PM
For us, Hell would be having to listen to George Noory 24/7 in Falkie's hovel - with Falkie, Kathy and Richard C. Hoagland.

And watching them getting jiggy with it.


Quote from: Who on November 08, 2015, 06:10:03 PM
Glad you're alright!   

Thank you.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on November 08, 2015, 06:02:41 PM
Not Paladin and not me, after last night, when I survived a shooting in the hood about 100 feet from me.

I was at the Tinton Ave projects...

You were very fortunate to not catch a stray bullet or get carjacked - so glad you're ok 

It's time to end our current efforts in the "war on poverty", and try something else. 

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