The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Gumby, Dammit]

Hey Falkie, I watched the man from UNCLE last night on DVD. I thought it was a pretty cool movie. I don't know anything about the TV series but enjoyed it non the less. What did you think of it? I know you are a big fan of it so any comments would be appreciated. Also could you please let us know how you feel about Ol Gerry's offer of his daughter and how does Kathy feel about it. Hey it might be the kick in the ass that she needs. Now that she knows you could impregnate a much younger girl she might make more of an effort to keep you happy.

Yeah, Felchie...get that corkscrew hog-knob of yours twirlin' and get ready for some hot pork'n' jowl-flappin' action. And tape it. Make sure you senda copy to yer pal Corkscrew Tommy.

[Falkie2013]

Yeah, Felchie...get that corkscrew hog-knob of yours twirlin' and get ready for some hot pork'n' jowl-flappin' action. And tape it. Make sure you senda copy to yer pal Corkscrew Tommy.

Nice cat.
I am not going to impregnating anyone and Kathy stayed here for 4 days to help me out and because I was going to the doctor about an eye infection and she wanted to get a flu shot.
Practically the entire time she complained about just about everything, knocked something of mine onto the floor and left it there and BROKE my giant " George Noory " plush mustache & left it on the floor as well & did both without telling me, leaving me to find and clean up the mess & then she told me I could glue or sew the elastic band on the mustache.
I can get another one but I had that one for 3 years.
She has NO respect for anything I own ( she recently tore or destroyed 3 of my books ) and was still bitching when she walked in here.
I told her to go to Patty's and not darken my door until the first of the month.
She's even been bitching about her having to pay half the car insurance when State Farm is the 2nd cheapest insurance in the country according to Consumer Reports.
I took it for 4 months, I took it for 4 days. She's NOT staying here overnight again & driving me crazy and making another mess.
I am Kathy'd out !

The Man From U.N.C.LE. is my favorite tv program of all time but I can't do justice to a proper discussion of it in the rather foul mood I am in right now.
I'd rather fight ISIS than deal with Kathy.

T.H.R.U.S.H. Is another matter entirely since David McDaniel & Norman Felton appointed me the head of the Las Vegas satrap many years ago. I used to have the appointment document signed by both before it burned in my apartment fire in 1977, along with another collection of paranormal & other books and entertainment and MFU memorabilia.

T.H.R.U.S.H., the evil organization that brought the world such evil ideas as the severe tire damage device, " Your call is important to us ... ", high call volume, global warming, chest rails and many other ideas & inventions.

We like to say at the Satrap :

" What HAPPENS in Vegas is OUR fault ! "

From a location so where in the Western United States ...

Closing channel K.

( Yes, the Hierarchy had them too. ).

[Gumby, Dammit]

Nice cat.
I am not going to impregnating anyone and Kathy stayed here for 4 days to help me out and because I was going to the doctor about an eye infection and she wanted to get a flu shot.
Practically the entire time she complained about just about everything, knocked something of mine onto the floor and left it there and BROKE my giant " George Noory " plush mustache & left it on the floor as well & did both without telling me, leaving me to find and clean up the mess & then she told me I could glue or sew the elastic band on the mustache.
I can get another one but I had that one for 3 years.
She has NO respect for anything I own ( she recently tore or destroyed 3 of my books ) and was still bitching when she walked in here.
I told her to go to Patty's and not darken my door until the first of the month.
She's even been bitching about her having to pay half the car insurance when State Farm is the 2nd cheapest insurance in the country according to Consumer Reports.
I took it for 4 months, I took it for 4 days. She's NOT staying here overnight again & driving me crazy and making another mess.
I am Kathy'd out !

Well thank God and all that is holey.
Maybe there's hope.
Make sure she turns her head when she coughs.
Feel things out.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Kathy stayed here...

Practically the entire time she complained about just about everything, knocked something of mine onto the floor and left it there and BROKE my giant " George Noory " plush mustache & left it on the floor as well & did both without telling me, leaving me to find and clean up the mess...

She has NO respect for anything I own ( she recently tore or destroyed 3 of my books ) and was still bitching when she walked in here...

She's even been bitching about her having to pay half the car insurance...

I took it for 4 months, I took it for 4 days. She's NOT staying here overnight again & driving me crazy and making another mess.
I am Kathy'd out !

... the rather foul mood I am in right now.  I'd rather fight ISIS than deal with Kathy.

Geez

[PB the Deplorable]

... and BROKE my giant " George Noory " plush mustache...

Ok, what the heck is THAT?

[PB the Deplorable]

... Kathy stayed here for 4 days to help me out...

She has NO respect for anything I own...

I took it for 4 months, I took it for 4 days...

Based on all this, I'd say next time about 4 minutes would be plenty.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Ok, what the heck is THAT?

George gave him a mustache ride and a plushy mustache pillow to sleep on.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, I am so relieved to hear that you have come to you're senses in regards to Kathy. You have done enough to help the girl out. She is terrible, I mean who the hell breaks plastic mustaches and doesn't fix it or even pick it up off the floor.  Falkie don't let her back in the Apt. I hope you realize how good the timing of her acting like a bitch is. Just think you can eat a thanksgiving dinner all by yourself and also you will save money not having to buy her Xmas gifts.

[MV/Liberace!]

The internet is fun.

[Falkie2013]

Well thank God and all that is holey.
Maybe there's hope.
Make sure she turns her head when she coughs.
Feel things out.

Her neck is injured. She doesn't move it a lot.
And, no, I did NOT do it.

Listening to the Art Bell replay whomever this guest may be while I try to fall asleep.

[paladin1991]

Her neck is injured. She doesn't move it a lot.
And, no, I did NOT do it.  Overworked?

Listening to the Art Bell replay whomever this guest may be while I try to fall asleep.

Be sure to leave all of your devices open to TOSM while you sleep.

[chefist]

Her neck is injured. She doesn't move it a lot.
And, no, I did NOT do it.

Listening to the Art Bell replay whomever this guest may be while I try to fall asleep.

George, are you going to the conference in Phoenix?

[Yorkshire pud]

The internet is fun.

It was until you broke it with your shitty forum.

Reported.

[akwilly]

Her neck is injured. She doesn't move it a lot.
And, no, I did NOT do it.

Listening to the Art Bell replay whomever this guest may be while I try to fall asleep.

Hey Falkie, do you sleep through the night or is it a series of naps?

[MV/Liberace!]

It was until you broke it with your shitty forum.

Reported.

I'm starting a new forum about this forum. BellGabGab. Unlike BellGab, BellGabGab will allow sigs and shit porn.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm starting a new forum about this forum. BellGabGab. Unlike BellGab, BellGabGab will allow sigs and shit porn.

You mean this one doesn't?

Damn.

[onan]

I was so hoping this thread would have a "I'm going to blow my brains out" topic.

[Northern Nights]

and BROKE my giant " George Noory " plush mustache

Kathy must be a beastly creature, after all what kind of monster would do that? A little bit of super glue oughta fix you're George Noory plush mustache right up good as new. An heirloom like that deserves to be preserved and treasured for years to come.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I was so hoping this thread would have a "I'm going to blow my brains out" topic.

Falkie's too lazy to do that.

[Yorkshire pud]

Kathy must be a beastly creature, after all what kind of monster would do that? A little bit of super glue oughta fix you're George Noory plush mustache right up good as new. An heirloom like that deserves to be preserved and treasured for years to come.

It can be Kelvin's comfort blanket
Win win.

[ONeill]

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[ONeill]

In case you were wondering - yes, full week, one t-shirt

[Who]

In case you were wondering - yes, full week, one t-shirt

Senda, when you are getting your caregiver?  You need one to remind you to take a shower and put on clean clothes.

 

[Who]

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[Roswells, Art]

So we have a 65+ year old man complaining his stuffed toy broke? Alrighty then. I think this shows us what we are dealing with here.

[ziznak]

Hey Falkie, I watched the man from UNCLE last night on DVD. I thought it was a pretty cool movie. I don't know anything about the TV series but enjoyed it non the less. What did you think of it? I know you are a big fan of it so any comments would be appreciated. Also could you please let us know how you feel about Ol Gerry's offer of his daughter and how does Kathy feel about it. Hey it might be the kick in the ass that she needs. Now that she knows you could impregnate a much younger girl she might make more of an effort to keep you happy.

that's funny I watched a pretty good version of it a week ago and I enjoyed it... I thought of Falkie too.  Everytime I see those hipster apple idiots sitting at starbucks i think of falkie... When the homeless mentally disturbed man got ushered from the front of the building I work in... i think of falkie.

When i think it's just a fart.... i think of falkie