The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[akwilly]

https://youtu.be/nZvRPjpxd-k
This video starts out talking football but the big guy segues into terrorists towards the end.

[Open Lines Gerry]

https://youtu.be/nZvRPjpxd-k
This video starts out talking football but the big guy segues into terrorists towards the end.

We finally got some top right corner representation for the Falkie thread, courtesy of my recent post regarding George and the photo of my daughter.

I just watched this video, and immediately inboxed George.  He completely ignored my instructions, and posted this rambling diatribe that covered too many irrelevant topics.  I told him that I will not be tweeting out this current video, and have asked him to make a new one:

Hi George,
I just watched your Steelers vs. Richard Sherman video, and I need you to make a new one.  I liked what you had to say, but you were ALL OVER THE PLACE.

- DO NOT talk about Donald Trump, DONNA SUMMER (WTF?!?), and 9/11 dust
- DO NOT talk about gambling and betting on football
- DO NOT talk about Neil O'Donnell vs. the Dallas Cowboys 20 years ago

I need you to FOCUS on trashing Seattle, their fans, and Richard Sherman.  Please reread that first note I sent you.

Make the video 2 MINUTES OR LESS - nobody but your regular fans like me will watch a 10 minute video, and would miss all of the good stuff about this Sunday's match-up that you briefly talked about in the middle.

PLEASE do this, George.  Short video - only about Seahawks vs. Steelers - trash the hell out of Richard Sherman vs. Antonio Brown.  I can't forward out links to this current video.  Don't take this one down - just make a short new one.

Make this tonight so I can post it in the morning.  If we don't get the Seattle or national sportscasters to pick up on it during the day tomorrow, it won't have time to blow up, and will get lost in the Thanksgiving / Black Friday shuffle.

I believe in you, George!  That is why I'd give my daughter to you!  I know you can make this happen, and we will get you views.  Just please do a focused video on this one topic!

- Open Lines Gerry

[Yorkshire pud]

I will do a video on Sherman and the Sea turkeys later tonight.

That fewer than a dozen will watch.

That so-called " diary " is utter nonsense and a further insult

But everyone here reads (including you) ..

and below is shown the only two sources of mayonnaise I have and I use it as G*d has intended, on sandwiches or Sammiches if you're from the ' Burgh.

Now now, you're far too modest. It's used in your case to make sure Kathy can use your cock as a toothpick.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, please heed Ol Gerry's advice and make a new shorter video. Also the legion of gloom is kinda played out. This is a great opportunity for you big guy! If Sherman feels thoroughly humiliated by a new trash talking video he will tweet the crap out of it thus making you the biggest sports story of the week. P.S. are you ever either not to hot or to cold, you know just kinda lukewarm?

[coaster]

We finally got some top right corner representation for the Falkie thread, courtesy of my recent post regarding George and the photo of my daughter.

I just watched this video, and immediately inboxed George.  He completely ignored my instructions, and posted this rambling diatribe that covered too many irrelevant topics.  I told him that I will not be tweeting out this current video, and have asked him to make a new one:

Hi George,
I just watched your Steelers vs. Richard Sherman video, and I need you to make a new one.  I liked what you had to say, but you were ALL OVER THE PLACE.

- DO NOT talk about Donald Trump, DONNA SUMMER (WTF?!?), and 9/11 dust
- DO NOT talk about gambling and betting on football
- DO NOT talk about Neil O'Donnell vs. the Dallas Cowboys 20 years ago

I need you to FOCUS on trashing Seattle, their fans, and Richard Sherman.  Please reread that first note I sent you.

Make the video 2 MINUTES OR LESS - nobody but your regular fans like me will watch a 10 minute video, and would miss all of the good stuff about this Sunday's match-up that you briefly talked about in the middle.

PLEASE do this, George.  Short video - only about Seahawks vs. Steelers - trash the hell out of Richard Sherman vs. Antonio Brown.  I can't forward out links to this current video.  Don't take this one down - just make a short new one.

Make this tonight so I can post it in the morning.  If we don't get the Seattle or national sportscasters to pick up on it during the day tomorrow, it won't have time to blow up, and will get lost in the Thanksgiving / Black Friday shuffle.

I believe in you, George!  That is why I'd give my daughter to you!  I know you can make this happen, and we will get you views.  Just please do a focused video on this one topic!

- Open Lines Gerry

Do you everget tired of this stuff? Having to squeeze into that cheerleader uniform every day just to troll falkie with your fake support. This got old a long time ago. You're going to be shocked one day when you finally snap out of this bs and realize how much time you have wasted trolling someone. You will hate yourself, and want that time back, but it will be too late.

[akwilly]

Do you everget tired of this stuff? Having to squeeze into that cheerleader uniform every day just to troll falkie with your fake support. This got old a long time ago. You're going to be shocked one day when you finally snap out of this bs and realize how much time you have wasted trolling someone. You will hate yourself, and want that time back, but it will be too late.

He just signed a new contract.

[Yorkshire pud]

He just signed a new contract.

In mayo?

[akwilly]

In mayo?

Blood

[Open Lines Gerry]

Do you everget tired of this stuff? Having to squeeze into that cheerleader uniform every day just to troll falkie with your fake support. This got old a long time ago. You're going to be shocked one day when you finally snap out of this bs and realize how much time you have wasted trolling someone. You will hate yourself, and want that time back, but it will be too late.

I don't have to "squeeze" into anything, and I don't wear a cheerleader uniform.  It's a well-tailored suit, my friend, and if fits impeccably.

[paladin1991]

*snip*

Shut the Fuck up!  No video later.

[paladin1991]

*snip*

STFU.  No video later.

[Yorkshire pud]

Once I have my license back and my own car,

Neither of which are going to happen, but it's good to dream. Even when you're as deluded as you.

[Who]

I don't have to "squeeze" into anything, and I don't wear a cheerleader uniform.  It's a well-tailored suit, my friend, and if fits impeccably.

[Who]

Senda had been struggling for years with his disabilities.  He suffered from the disease of food addiction, mainly in the form of processed frozen dinners.  "Damn you Jimmy Dean," Senda would gasp as he struggled to get his massive body out of bed each day at noon.  He found walking difficult and would often scream out in pain.  He struggled to keep his domicile, the spacious and luxurious Casa Senda, neat, clean and orderly.  He did his best but empty TV dinner trays seemed to have a mind of their own, mocking him as they piled up on the floors.  Dirty dishes took over his kitchen.  His mother, always a bane to his happiness, compounded the problem by buying clothes for him.  They were piled halfway to the ceiling in one bedroom and began spilling out into the hallway.

Kathy, his soulmate for thirty eight years, made the situation even more dire, bringing cockroaches and rat urine-soaked plush toys into the dwelling.  Senda knew her actions were not in his best interests but, being the kind, caring and gentle soul he was, could not find it in himself to suggest she change her ways.  Instead, he sprinkled pesticides on the carpet, suffered in silence and, when no one was listening, screamed out in pain.

The government had been promising to provide a caregiver to Senda to alleviate his suffering.  The application process, however, was long and arduous and Senda began to think his application would never be approved.  And then it happened.  The doorbell rang.  Senda, screaming in pain between bites of his Jimmy Dean four sausage quesadilla, lurched to the door and opened it.  It was Juan, Senda's new caregiver reporting for duty.

"I am Juan, your new caregiver, reporting for duty."

Senda leapt with joy.  His suffering, at long last,  was over.  Mirthful days were ahead.  He would finally be able to devote his full attention to his career, reporting the day's news to a world starved for information.  Visions of Pulitzer prizes, Peabody, Emmy and Edward R. Murrow awards danced in his head.

[b_dubb]

It's about time for a new character. I'm hoping for Patty's bisexual ex-husband too.

Trans avatar. Hopes of being exposed to Patty's bisexual ex-husband. Exactly how hard did those thugs hit your head? And did the ER manage to put all the marbles back?

[bateman]

Clutching my pearls

Do they not have those people in the Midwest?

[Who]

Senda's new Caregiver, Chapter Two.


Juan the Caregiver steps inside and formally introduces himself.

Juan: I am Juan Torres Flores Ramirez Gutierrez Gonzales Hernandez Rodriguez from Martinez. The second.

Senda: Who?

Juan: No, Senor.  Juan Torres Flores Ramirez Gutierrez Gonzales Hernandez Rodriguez from Martinez. The second.

Senda: The second?

Juan: Si.  My father was also Juan Torres Flores Ramirez Gutierrez Gonzales Hernandez Rodriguez from Martinez.  Most people just call me Juan Two.

Senda: Juan Two?

Juan: Si.

Senda: Did you have a hard time finding Casa Senda?

Juan:  No Senor.  Everyone knows where you live. 

Senda: Welcome to Casa Senda, Juan Two.  I have suffered in silence for many years and am sorely in need of a caregiver.  May I offer you a Jimmy Dean four sausage quesadilla?

Juan: No Senor Senda.  That stuff will kill you.  From now on I will prepare healthful meals for you.

Senda: You’re not one of those liberal food police idiots are you?

Juan: No Senor Senda.  I am Juan Two, your government-provided caregiver.  I am here to nurse you back to good health.

Senda: How do I know you’re not one of those Bellgab haters?  Do you have any credentials?

Juan Two shows Senda his letter of introduction.

Senda:  Everything appears to be in order.  Do you have a driver's license, Juan Two?

Juan: Si

Senda: I used to have a driver's license but the DMV pulled one of their canards on me while I was standing in line.

Juan:  I hate it when the DMV does that, Senor.  But I can assure you my California driver's license is valid until 2020.  No restrictions, no canards.

Senda: Great, you know about canards.  I didn't think anyone but my friend Ol' Gerry and me knew about the DMV and their canards.

Juan:  I know all about them, Senor Senda.  You can count on me to drive you wherever you need to go.

Senda: What kind of car do you drive, Juan Two?

Juan:  I drive a Prius, Senor Senda.

Senda:  Great.  I can see we're going to get along just fine. 

Juan: Si, Senor Senda.  I am certain of that.

Senda:  Great. Well, you can get started on a little housework while I get to work reporting breaking news to an information starved world.

Juan:  Si Senor Senda.  And I will also prepare a nutritious lunch for you.

To be continued . . .

[BellBoy]

Part Two:

In which Falkie, now insane with bitterness and jealousy over Art's producer [Redacted], contemplates dabbling in The Dark Arts to try and smoke her ass. He tried this once before, when he cast a spell and ended up with a foul-smelling cave troll that scattered TV dinner trays all over his hovel. We rejoin him as he muses on Life, and the way he has been kept down by "The Haters"

Falkie's Diary (cont.)

It suddenly all became clear...

Dear God! I'm laughing so hard right now. Thank you sir, for making my day!

[Open Lines Gerry]

Congratulations to George Senda on 700+ videos and 100,000+ cumulative YouTube views!

Way to go, George!  Two more fantastic milestone achievements!  Just wait until you hit 1 million views next year after you attend the UFO / Paranormal conventions!   

[b_dubb]

Congratulations to George Senda on 700+ videos and 100,000+ cumulative YouTube views!

Way to go, George!  Two more fantastic milestone achievements!  Just wait until you hit 1 million views next year after you attend the UFO / Paranormal conventions!   

What does that translate to in terms of payout from YouTube? Will Falkie be able to purchase those Incredible Hulk toenail clippers he's been hoping for?

[Roswells, Art]

He just signed a new contract.

[Roswells, Art]

We finally got some top right corner representation for the Falkie thread, courtesy of my recent post regarding George and the photo of my daughter.

I just watched this video, and immediately inboxed George.  He completely ignored my instructions, and posted this rambling diatribe that covered too many irrelevant topics.  I told him that I will not be tweeting out this current video, and have asked him to make a new one:

Hi George,
I just watched your Steelers vs. Richard Sherman video, and I need you to make a new one.  I liked what you had to say, but you were ALL OVER THE PLACE.

- DO NOT talk about Donald Trump, DONNA SUMMER (WTF?!?), and 9/11 dust
- DO NOT talk about gambling and betting on football
- DO NOT talk about Neil O'Donnell vs. the Dallas Cowboys 20 years ago

I need you to FOCUS on trashing Seattle, their fans, and Richard Sherman.  Please reread that first note I sent you.

Make the video 2 MINUTES OR LESS - nobody but your regular fans like me will watch a 10 minute video, and would miss all of the good stuff about this Sunday's match-up that you briefly talked about in the middle.

PLEASE do this, George.  Short video - only about Seahawks vs. Steelers - trash the hell out of Richard Sherman vs. Antonio Brown.  I can't forward out links to this current video.  Don't take this one down - just make a short new one.

Make this tonight so I can post it in the morning.  If we don't get the Seattle or national sportscasters to pick up on it during the day tomorrow, it won't have time to blow up, and will get lost in the Thanksgiving / Black Friday shuffle.

I believe in you, George!  That is why I'd give my daughter to you!  I know you can make this happen, and we will get you views.  Just please do a focused video on this one topic!

- Open Lines Gerry

Don't stifle his creativity. Only a true artist could make that cart liner review video. I am eagerly waiting for the sequel, a review of the cart. Then finally I will get my burning questions answered. Questions such as, "why the hell would someone buy a cart liner if they don't have a cart to line?!" and "Hey Falkie, did you know if you filled that liner with groceries without a cart you won't be able to lift it?"

If this sequel is delayed I'm blaming you, Gerry.

[3OctaveFart]

The series needs a good old-fashioned road drama. This has been tried before but with failed results.

Falkie deserves his place in a genre that has its roots in classical antiquity.

[SredniVashtar]

The series needs a good old-fashioned road drama. This has been tried before but with failed results.

Falkie deserves his place in a genre that has its roots in spoken and written sagas of antiquity.

You bastard! I'm trying to wean myself off this shit, and now I am thinking of The Falkiad, with Sweet Kathy as Helen of Troy.

[Northern Nights]

Make the video 2 MINUTES OR LESS - nobody but your regular fans like me will watch a 10 minute video, and would miss all of the good stuff about this Sunday's match-up that you briefly talked about in the middle.

PLEASE do this, George.  Short video - only about Seahawks vs. Steelers - trash the hell out of Richard Sherman vs. Antonio Brown.  I can't forward out links to this current video.  Don't take this one down - just make a short new one.

Come on now Falkie, do what Gerry says and make a shorter video. Here's your chance to go viral and get lots of Youtube views. Now get moving and don't blow this opportunity! This is designed to make you money.

[PB the Deplorable]

Come on now Falkie, do what Gerry says and make a shorter video. Here's your chance to go viral and get lots of Youtube views. Now get moving and don't blow this opportunity! This is designed to make you money.

Falkie is his own person, wants to do things his own way, and will never cave in to the demands of trolls on BellGab.

[akwilly]

Senda's new Caregiver, Chapter Two.


Juan the Caregiver steps inside and formally introduces himself.

Juan: I am Juan Torres Flores Ramirez Gutierrez Gonzales Hernandez Rodriguez from Martinez. The second.

Senda: Who?

Juan: No, Senor.  Juan Torres Flores Ramirez Gutierrez Gonzales Hernandez Rodriguez from Martinez. The second.

Senda: The second?

Juan: Si.  My father was also Juan Torres Flores Ramirez Gutierrez Gonzales Hernandez Rodriguez from Martinez.  Most people just call me Juan Two.

Senda: Juan Two?

Juan: Si.

Senda: Did you have a hard time finding Casa Senda?

Juan:  No Senor.  Everyone knows where you live. 

Senda: Welcome to Casa Senda, Juan Two.  I have suffered in silence for many years and am sorely in need of a caregiver.  May I offer you a Jimmy Dean four sausage quesadilla?

Juan: No Senor Senda.  That stuff will kill you.  From now on I will prepare healthful meals for you.

Senda: You’re not one of those liberal food police idiots are you?

Juan: No Senor Senda.  I am Juan Two, your government-provided caregiver.  I am here to nurse you back to good health.

Senda: How do I know you’re not one of those Bellgab haters?  Do you have any credentials?

Juan Two shows Senda his letter of introduction.

Senda:  Everything appears to be in order.  Do you have a driver's license, Juan Two?

Juan: Si

Senda: I used to have a driver's license but the DMV pulled one of their canards on me while I was standing in line.

Juan:  I hate it when the DMV does that, Senor.  But I can assure you my California driver's license is valid until 2020.  No restrictions, no canards.

Senda: Great, you know about canards.  I didn't think anyone but my friend Ol' Gerry and me knew about the DMV and their canards.

Juan:  I know all about them, Senor Senda.  You can count on me to drive you wherever you need to go.

Senda: What kind of car do you drive, Juan Two?

Juan:  I drive a Prius, Senor Senda.

Senda:  Great.  I can see we're going to get along just fine. 

Juan: Si, Senor Senda.  I am certain of that.

Senda:  Great. Well, you can get started on a little housework while I get to work reporting breaking news to an information starved world.

Juan:  Si Senor Senda.  And I will also prepare a nutritious lunch for you.

To be continued . . .

made my day thanks WHO

[WOTR]

- DO NOT talk about Neil O'Donnell ...

Stick to Neil Young...
"Music icon Neil Young has declared that “Canada is back” now that a Liberal government has taken charge in Ottawa..."

[Open Lines Gerry]

Happy Thanksgiving to George Senda and everyone on BellGab from your friend Ol' Gerry! 

Even to you, Who!  I thought about you as I drove past an antiquated K-Mart on the way to visit friends and family for the holiday weekend.  I hope your shift goes well if you're pulling duty on Black Friday. 

I'm thankful to live in a free country, for Mrs. Gerry, and for overcoming my major health challenge this year.  I sincerely wish all of you the best!

[Open Lines Gerry]

http://youtu.be/hJQGV80YJ7E

Good golly, Miss Molly!  As the WWE's good ol' JR (Jim Ross) would say, "what in thee HELL!"  At the 3:48 mark of his NFL picks video, George reveals that he will be enjoying Thanksgiving dinner at the home of none other than Ratty Patty herself.  I almost fell out of my chair when he casually dropped that bombshell.

Watch out for rat poison, Falkie, and make sure there aren't any roach carcasses in the stuffing!  Make sure you watch Kathy sample each item before taking a bite yourself to ensure that the food is safe to eat.