The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[henge0stone]

Falkie did you really have an NDE?

[Who]

Is it that Falkie is a lazy fool, or is it just that he is a super efficient human being, taking full advantage of everything that life has to offer?  I propose the latter.

If one's goal is to live on welfare then Senda is super efficient.  That said, living on welfare means the vast majority of what life has to offer will always be beyond his reach or even beyond his ability to imagine.

[area51drone]

If one's goal is to live on welfare then Senda is super efficient.  That said, living on welfare means the vast majority of what life has to offer will always be beyond his reach or even beyond his ability to imagine.

I don't know.   Where you and I are slaves to society, George has grasped the opportunity to live life free to pursue his dreams.   Who are the foolish ones, Who?

[3OctaveFart]

Even if he's having fun now- and indigence and poor health can't be all that fun- he still squandered his youth on what he believes is senseless toiling for 'the man'.

I'll give him this, at least he is trying to earn a nickel here and there with his media content. Kathy just goes to the movies and buys Pokemon collectibles.

My goal at 63 is not to be dependent on a fool to transport me to science-fiction conventions.

[SredniVashtar]

The story so far:

The brightest minds in physics have been working tirelessly to resolve what has become known as “The Senda Enigma”. In other words, how can a man with the personality of am empty bag of Doritos (those shitty nacho cheese ones that nobody likes), the work ethic of a dog turd, and the moral outlook of a rattlesnake, make it past infancy without a mercy throttling by its parents? It was discovered that there was in fact an alternative plane of existence where a completely different George Senda leads a life of productivity and usefulness to his fellow human beings, and doesn't see the need to screw local churches out of food simply because he can't be bothered to budget like a normal adult. Just as there is special providence in the fall of a sparrow, so we can now conclusively demonstrate that even the humblest Senda has its uses, and that the two Sendas are in a state of quantum entanglement, with the actions of one having an opposite result in the other dimension. Every time Falkie goofs off and makes a shitty video that no-one cares about, Sir George Senda builds another hospital for orphaned Mexican paraplegics. Whenever Senda takes three days to move a copy of MoneyWank Magazine to the recycling bin, Sir George completes another marathon in record time â€" this time running backwards to make it easier for the others to keep up.

Physicists at the LHC have been working around the clock to bring us more information about this alternative Senda, and they have managed to put together part of a profile piece from the New York Times detailing the life of Sir George in what scientists call the Falkieverse:

“Hard work! That's what it's all about. I didn't get where I am today by goofing off!”. These are the words of Sir George Senda, roared out in his trademark thunderous baritone, and they are words that have defined his campaign for the presidency, where he stands on a platform of strict fiscal conservatism and self-reliance. I can testify to his indomitable appetite for hard work â€" during the interview he took several calls from world leaders (he exclusively revealed that Vladimir Putin's first words whenever he calls him are “wassup, big guy!”), while finishing a full-length nude portrait of his late wife, Lady Katherine (nee Biggar-Hogg), the noted philanthropist and acrobat. The man who signalled his bid for the presidency by publishing his autobiography “Sleep Is For Pussies!”, manages to fit more into a day than most people accomplish in a week. Sir George attributes his capacity for hard work to his humble origins. Although brilliantly gifted, he is proud of his early struggles, and uses it to striking effect in his memoirs, employing his endearingly earthy humour. The first sentence of the book has already become legendary across the country and is the number one request in tattoo parlours throughout the US: “Some were born with a silver spoon in their mouths. I was born with an AIDS dick. So I spat it out and got to work!”.

The almost Dickensian privations of his childhood have been extensively documented in several TV interviews, as has the mysterious death of his father â€" accidentally strangled while tying his own shoelaces â€" and the shocking heartlessness of his mother. The cold brutality shown to Little George by Mrs Senda has seen her being burned in effigy in campuses across the country, while her callous treatment of him has been discussed in pitiless detail in the book, in the section titled “That Whore”. I think we should all be grateful that we never had a mother who hated her son so much that she would indulge in an orgy of clothes-buying, knowing that he wouldn't be able to shut the closet (the closet can be viewed at the Senda Museum in Pittsburgh). This early experience of psychopathy inspired him to go to medical school - eventually qualifying as a psychiatrist - and write a ground-breaking study of his mother, where he diagnosed her as suffering from “Deranged Bitch Syndrome”. Sir George's razor sharp intellect and almost limitless capacity for work earned him the nickname “Ivy League George” as a child. His concern for other races, or “the brown folks”, as he calls them, was also visible from an early age. In one of the most moving parts of the book, Sir George recounts the first love of his life, a Mexican illegal immigrant he called “The Taco Belle”. Although it was a brief relationship (it lasted 20 seconds against a fence in the car park of a 7-Eleven), it has led to accusations by his critics â€" or “the haters” â€" that he is prejudiced against his own race. The controversy deepened further when he was photographed in a cut-off t-shirt (displaying the famous Senda biceps) with the slogan “Fail Whitey!”.

Despite working 18-hour days in mental health - and frequently nipping down to help out in the ER on his lunch break â€" Sir George is also an incisive, if controversial, observer of gender issues. His first book, a riposte to the feminist movement entitled “The Trouble With Slits”, brought him to nationwide attention, and led to a series of debates with his critics. A discussion with Andrea Dworkin had to be cancelled halfway through when she rushed from her lectern and tried to strangle her opponent with a dog leash - Ms Dworkin objecting to Sir George indulging in what Time Magazine described as “a crude simulation of cunnilingus” every time she got up to speak, and repeatedly referring to her as “cratersnatch”. His sudden rise to fame coincided with the first issue of The Daily Senda; a newspaper written entirely by the great man, and offering what is surely a unique combination of social commentary, geo-political analysis, and pornographic drawings of Barbara Bush.

But it is Sir George's catchphrase that has made him such a star on the presidential campain trail. “I dunno, it just came to me. I wanted people to know that you don't get anywhere in life laying around on your fat ass reading comic books.” During an interview with Oprah Winfrey â€" in a wide-ranging discussion which took in the civil war in Chechnya and the nickname for his penis (“The Sendanator”) he was asked what he thought was the secret of his success. Sir George thought for a moment, before roaring like a wounded lion “NOT jacking off!!!”, accompanying this with a vigorous mime of manual masturbation. “Jacking off” in this context meaning not lazing around watching crappy videos, and taking six weeks to put a cabinet together. It is fair to say that this moment birthed a nationwide phenomenon, with people from all ages and backgrounds using this phrase in their daily lives. It also gave rise to the iconic poster, with Sir George as Uncle Sam, giving the now famous “jerk-off” motion above the legend “NO jacking off”. This climaxed in a campaign rally at Senda Field, which played host to a rock concert and a performance of the Senda Hymn, given by schoolchildren from across the country. Sir George, interviewing himself for The Daily Senda, confessed to “sobbing like a bitch” at the sight of 70,000 under-10s “telling us not to paddle it, while pretending to pound the shit out of it at the same time. Simply beautiful!”.

Although his poll numbers appear to be showing signs of flatlining recently, does this mean that the Senda Phenomenon has run out of steam? In the words of Sir George, “WRONG!”.

[starrmtn001]

The story so far:

The brightest minds in physics have been working tirelessly to resolve what has become known as “The Senda Enigma”. In other words, how can a man with the personality of am empty bag of Doritos (those shitty nacho cheese ones that nobody likes), the work ethic of a dog turd, and the moral outlook of a rattlesnake, make it past infancy without a mercy throttling by its parents? It was discovered that there was in fact an alternative plane of existence where a completely different George Senda leads a life of productivity and usefulness to his fellow human beings, and doesn't see the need to screw local churches out of food simply because he can't be bothered to budget like a normal adult. Just as there is special providence in the fall of a sparrow, so we can now conclusively demonstrate that even the humblest Senda has its uses, and that the two Sendas are in a state of quantum entanglement, with the actions of one having an opposite result in the other dimension. Every time Falkie goofs off and makes a shitty video that no-one cares about, Sir George Senda builds another hospital for orphaned Mexican paraplegics. Whenever Senda takes three days to move a copy of MoneyWank Magazine to the recycling bin, Sir George completes another marathon in record time â€" this time running backwards to make it easier for the others to keep up.

Physicists at the LHC have been working around the clock to bring us more information about this alternative Senda, and they have managed to put together part of a profile piece from the New York Times detailing the life of Sir George in what scientists call the Falkieverse:

“Hard work! That's what it's all about. I didn't get where I am today by goofing off!”. These are the words of Sir George Senda, roared out in his trademark thunderous baritone, and they are words that have defined his campaign for the presidency, where he stands on a platform of strict fiscal conservatism and self-reliance. I can testify to his indomitable appetite for hard work â€" during the interview he took several calls from world leaders (he exclusively revealed that Vladimir Putin's first words whenever he calls him are “wassup, big guy!”), while finishing a full-length nude portrait of his late wife, Lady Katherine (nee Biggar-Hogg), the noted philanthropist and acrobat. The man who signalled his bid for the presidency by publishing his autobiography “Sleep Is For Pussies!”, manages to fit more into a day than most people accomplish in a week. Sir George attributes his capacity for hard work to his humble origins. Although brilliantly gifted, he is proud of his early struggles, and uses it to striking effect in his memoirs, employing his endearingly earthy humour. The first sentence of the book has already become legendary across the country and is the number one request in tattoo parlours throughout the US: “Some were born with a silver spoon in their mouths. I was born with an AIDS dick. So I spat it out and got to work!”.

The almost Dickensian privations of his childhood have been extensively documented in several TV interviews, as has the mysterious death of his father â€" accidentally strangled while tying his own shoelaces â€" and the shocking heartlessness of his mother. The cold brutality shown to Little George by Mrs Senda has seen her being burned in effigy in campuses across the country, while her callous treatment of him has been discussed in pitiless detail in the book, in the section titled “That Whore”. I think we should all be grateful that we never had a mother who hated her son so much that she would indulge in an orgy of clothes-buying, knowing that he wouldn't be able to shut the closet (the closet can be viewed at the Senda Museum in Pittsburgh). This early experience of psychopathy inspired him to go to medical school - eventually qualifying as a psychiatrist - and write a ground-breaking study of his mother, where he diagnosed her as suffering from “Deranged Bitch Syndrome”. Sir George's razor sharp intellect and almost limitless capacity for work earned him the nickname “Ivy League George” as a child. His concern for other races, or “the brown folks”, as he calls them, was also visible from an early age. In one of the most moving parts of the book, Sir George recounts the first love of his life, a Mexican illegal immigrant he called “The Taco Belle”. Although it was a brief relationship (it lasted 20 seconds against a fence in the car park of a 7-Eleven), it has led to accusations by his critics â€" or “the haters” â€" that he is prejudiced against his own race. The controversy deepened further when he was photographed in a cut-off t-shirt (displaying the famous Senda biceps) with the slogan “Fail Whitey!”.

Despite working 18-hour days in mental health - and frequently nipping down to help out in the ER on his lunch break â€" Sir George is also an incisive, if controversial, observer of gender issues. His first book, a riposte to the feminist movement entitled “The Trouble With Slits”, brought him to nationwide attention, and led to a series of debates with his critics. A discussion with Andrea Dworkin had to be cancelled halfway through when she rushed from her lectern and tried to strangle her opponent with a dog leash - Ms Dworkin objecting to Sir George indulging in what Time Magazine described as “a crude simulation of cunnilingus” every time she got up to speak, and repeatedly referring to her as “cratersnatch”. His sudden rise to fame coincided with the first issue of The Daily Senda; a newspaper written entirely by the great man, and offering what is surely a unique combination of social commentary, geo-political analysis, and pornographic drawings of Barbara Bush.

But it is Sir George's catchphrase that has made him such a star on the presidential campain trail. “I dunno, it just came to me. I wanted people to know that you don't get anywhere in life laying around on your fat ass reading comic books.” During an interview with Oprah Winfrey â€" in a wide-ranging discussion which took in the civil war in Chechnya and the nickname for his penis (“The Sendanator”) he was asked what he thought was the secret of his success. Sir George thought for a moment, before roaring like a wounded lion “NOT jacking off!!!”, accompanying this with a vigorous mime of manual masturbation. “Jacking off” in this context meaning not lazing around watching crappy videos, and taking six weeks to put a cabinet together. It is fair to say that this moment birthed a nationwide phenomenon, with people from all ages and backgrounds using this phrase in their daily lives. It also gave rise to the iconic poster, with Sir George as Uncle Sam, giving the now famous “jerk-off” motion above the legend “NO jacking off”. This climaxed in a campaign rally at Senda Field, which played host to a rock concert and a performance of the Senda Hymn, given by schoolchildren from across the country. Sir George, interviewing himself for The Daily Senda, confessed to “sobbing like a bitch” at the sight of 70,000 under-10s “telling us not to paddle it, while pretending to pound the shit out of it at the same time. Simply beautiful!”.

Although his poll numbers appear to be showing signs of flatlining recently, does this mean that the Senda Phenomenon has run out of steam? In the words of Sir George, “WRONG!”.

Oh-My-GOD!  This is PRICELESS!!!  If you're not a client of Simon & Schuster, you should be!

[GravitySucks]

The story so far:

The brightest minds in physics have been working tirelessly to resolve what has become known as “The Senda Enigma”. In other words, how can a man with the personality of am empty bag of Doritos (those shitty nacho cheese ones that nobody likes), the work ethic of a dog turd, and the moral outlook of a rattlesnake, make it past infancy without a mercy throttling by its parents? It was discovered that there was in fact an alternative plane of existence where a completely different George Senda leads a life of productivity and usefulness to his fellow human beings, and doesn't see the need to screw local churches out of food simply because he can't be bothered to budget like a normal adult. Just as there is special providence in the fall of a sparrow, so we can now conclusively demonstrate that even the humblest Senda has its uses, and that the two Sendas are in a state of quantum entanglement, with the actions of one having an opposite result in the other dimension. Every time Falkie goofs off and makes a shitty video that no-one cares about, Sir George Senda builds another hospital for orphaned Mexican paraplegics. Whenever Senda takes three days to move a copy of MoneyWank Magazine to the recycling bin, Sir George completes another marathon in record time â€" this time running backwards to make it easier for the others to keep up.

Physicists at the LHC have been working around the clock to bring us more information about this alternative Senda, and they have managed to put together part of a profile piece from the New York Times detailing the life of Sir George in what scientists call the Falkieverse:

“Hard work! That's what it's all about. I didn't get where I am today by goofing off!”. These are the words of Sir George Senda, roared out in his trademark thunderous baritone, and they are words that have defined his campaign for the presidency, where he stands on a platform of strict fiscal conservatism and self-reliance. I can testify to his indomitable appetite for hard work â€" during the interview he took several calls from world leaders (he exclusively revealed that Vladimir Putin's first words whenever he calls him are “wassup, big guy!”), while finishing a full-length nude portrait of his late wife, Lady Katherine (nee Biggar-Hogg), the noted philanthropist and acrobat. The man who signalled his bid for the presidency by publishing his autobiography “Sleep Is For Pussies!”, manages to fit more into a day than most people accomplish in a week. Sir George attributes his capacity for hard work to his humble origins. Although brilliantly gifted, he is proud of his early struggles, and uses it to striking effect in his memoirs, employing his endearingly earthy humour. The first sentence of the book has already become legendary across the country and is the number one request in tattoo parlours throughout the US: “Some were born with a silver spoon in their mouths. I was born with an AIDS dick. So I spat it out and got to work!”.

The almost Dickensian privations of his childhood have been extensively documented in several TV interviews, as has the mysterious death of his father â€" accidentally strangled while tying his own shoelaces â€" and the shocking heartlessness of his mother. The cold brutality shown to Little George by Mrs Senda has seen her being burned in effigy in campuses across the country, while her callous treatment of him has been discussed in pitiless detail in the book, in the section titled “That Whore”. I think we should all be grateful that we never had a mother who hated her son so much that she would indulge in an orgy of clothes-buying, knowing that he wouldn't be able to shut the closet (the closet can be viewed at the Senda Museum in Pittsburgh). This early experience of psychopathy inspired him to go to medical school - eventually qualifying as a psychiatrist - and write a ground-breaking study of his mother, where he diagnosed her as suffering from “Deranged Bitch Syndrome”. Sir George's razor sharp intellect and almost limitless capacity for work earned him the nickname “Ivy League George” as a child. His concern for other races, or “the brown folks”, as he calls them, was also visible from an early age. In one of the most moving parts of the book, Sir George recounts the first love of his life, a Mexican illegal immigrant he called “The Taco Belle”. Although it was a brief relationship (it lasted 20 seconds against a fence in the car park of a 7-Eleven), it has led to accusations by his critics â€" or “the haters” â€" that he is prejudiced against his own race. The controversy deepened further when he was photographed in a cut-off t-shirt (displaying the famous Senda biceps) with the slogan “Fail Whitey!”.

Despite working 18-hour days in mental health - and frequently nipping down to help out in the ER on his lunch break â€" Sir George is also an incisive, if controversial, observer of gender issues. His first book, a riposte to the feminist movement entitled “The Trouble With Slits”, brought him to nationwide attention, and led to a series of debates with his critics. A discussion with Andrea Dworkin had to be cancelled halfway through when she rushed from her lectern and tried to strangle her opponent with a dog leash - Ms Dworkin objecting to Sir George indulging in what Time Magazine described as “a crude simulation of cunnilingus” every time she got up to speak, and repeatedly referring to her as “cratersnatch”. His sudden rise to fame coincided with the first issue of The Daily Senda; a newspaper written entirely by the great man, and offering what is surely a unique combination of social commentary, geo-political analysis, and pornographic drawings of Barbara Bush.

But it is Sir George's catchphrase that has made him such a star on the presidential campain trail. “I dunno, it just came to me. I wanted people to know that you don't get anywhere in life laying around on your fat ass reading comic books.” During an interview with Oprah Winfrey â€" in a wide-ranging discussion which took in the civil war in Chechnya and the nickname for his penis (“The Sendanator”) he was asked what he thought was the secret of his success. Sir George thought for a moment, before roaring like a wounded lion “NOT jacking off!!!”, accompanying this with a vigorous mime of manual masturbation. “Jacking off” in this context meaning not lazing around watching crappy videos, and taking six weeks to put a cabinet together. It is fair to say that this moment birthed a nationwide phenomenon, with people from all ages and backgrounds using this phrase in their daily lives. It also gave rise to the iconic poster, with Sir George as Uncle Sam, giving the now famous “jerk-off” motion above the legend “NO jacking off”. This climaxed in a campaign rally at Senda Field, which played host to a rock concert and a performance of the Senda Hymn, given by schoolchildren from across the country. Sir George, interviewing himself for The Daily Senda, confessed to “sobbing like a bitch” at the sight of 70,000 under-10s “telling us not to paddle it, while pretending to pound the shit out of it at the same time. Simply beautiful!”.

Although his poll numbers appear to be showing signs of flatlining recently, does this mean that the Senda Phenomenon has run out of steam? In the words of Sir George, “WRONG!”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XcKBmdfpWs

[Who]

I don't know.   Where you and I are slaves to society, George has grasped the opportunity to live life free to pursue his dreams.   Who are the foolish ones, Who?

Mrs. Who and I are not slaves to society.  We decided what we were going to do with our lives while still in high school (I didn't meet her until college) and worked hard for many years to achieve it.  Our work can be challenging and stressful at times but it's rewarding and everything we hoped it would be. 

I hope Senda enjoys his life because what he has now is all he's ever going to have.  He lives in a tiny government subsidized apartment and collects about $960 per month on SSI.  His whole life revolves around lunacy - woo woo books, woo woo radio, woo woo conventions designed to harvest the money of gullible people.  He makes tedious, inane videos no one wants to watch. He blows his money on stuff he doesn't need and then can't pay his internet bill and has to ask for donations from the general public. 

I wouldn't wish that lifestyle on my worst enemy.

[Inglorious Bitch]

........
“Hard work! That's what it's all about. I didn't get where I am today by goofing off!”. These are the words of Sir George Senda, roared out in his trademark thunderous baritone, and they are words that have defined his campaign for the presidency, where he stands on a platform of strict fiscal conservatism and self-reliance. I can testify to his indomitable appetite for hard work â€" during the interview he took several calls from world leaders (he exclusively revealed that Vladimir Putin's first words whenever he calls him are “wassup, big guy!”), while finishing a full-length nude portrait of his late wife, Lady Katherine (nee Biggar-Hogg), the noted philanthropist and acrobat. The man who signalled his bid for the presidency by publishing his autobiography “Sleep Is For Pussies!”, manages to fit more into a day than most people accomplish in a week. Sir George attributes his capacity for hard work to his humble origins. Although brilliantly gifted, he is proud of his early struggles, and uses it to striking effect in his memoirs, employing his endearingly earthy humour. The first sentence of the book has already become legendary across the country and is the number one request in tattoo parlours throughout the US: “Some were born with a silver spoon in their mouths. I was born with an AIDS dick. So I spat it out and got to work!”..........

Simply beautiful. It bought a tear to my eye.

[3OctaveFart]

Awestruck. Laughed the whole way.

[akwilly]

Simply beautiful. It bought a tear to my eye.

I honestly think you and Shredny are freaking geniuses. I would love for him to read that post on the Gabcast sometime.

[starrmtn001]

I honestly think you and Svendy are freaking geniuses. I would love for him to read that post on the Gabcast sometime.

Or Podcast Not Included, which is on every week.

I so agree with you about genius!  They got them sum.

[akwilly]

I don't know.   Where you and I are slaves to society, George has grasped the opportunity to live life free to pursue his dreams.   Who are the foolish ones, Who?

Falkie is what makes America great. This country is based on checks and balances. Without Falkie the nation's coffers would overflow thus putting people out of work. He has a dream and is doing everything in his power to reach it. He strives under obstacles that would crush the soul of a normal person. He is an inspiration to anyone that wants to do something great with their life.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, I really like how you filmed the alien head. https://youtu.be/x_2rlsIfjak

[Defwhale]

I worked starting at the age of 16 and since " your " world still exists, I worked in it even YOU do not approve of the jobs I engaged in.
Of course, neither you or anyone else would ever admit that you have no right to judge what what I did for a living.
I performed a service and was good at it and across the country and the world thousands of people do the work that I did so elite snobs can drive their expensive cars and look down on the people who work 24-7 to do jobs that the elitist snobs feel is beneath them.
I performed a service that people needed.
No laziness, no softness.
Get over it.

I went around raking leaves and shoveling snow in our neighborhood starting at age 10.  I was picking fruit on weekends when I was old enough to drive out to the orchards, and it paid pretty well for a kid living at home.  It was a great feeling to have my own money and know I earned it.  I didn't worry about what the people I worked for had or didn't have, I was working for myself and to pay some things I wanted.  With the recurring themes of envy and jealousy in your posts, and your focus on it, no wonder you never got anywhere or amounted to much.  No wonder you think it's ok to grift the system and anyone else you can reach.

By the way, I've never met one of these elite snobs of yours who didn't work their ass off to get what they have. I'm sure they exist, I've just never met one.  Oh sure, there were a few assholes in high school who came from rich families and had nice cars, but most of them either went on to college or into the family business, and either way worked to get what they got as well.  And the losers among them ended up like you anyway.  Too bad you've spent your life seething about the injustice of it all, instead of working to get the life you wanted.  The idle rich just are not as prevalent as you think they are, but even if they are everywhere. they didn't stop you from being successful.  You did that yourself.


As far as having no right to judge you or what you did for a living, fuck you.  This is the United States, everyone has the right to think what they want, to say what they want.  If someone doesn't like it, too damn bad. 

[Defwhale]

Because, even though he has the most gifted mind in the world and had the opportunity for a free university education, running the cash register at a porn shop was easier.  It required no effort.   Senda always takes the path of least resistance.

Good ol' Falkie.  He probably also took the job thinking it would be less effort getting sex from the strippers.

[Defwhale]

I don't know.   Where you and I are slaves to society, George has grasped the opportunity to live life free to pursue his dreams.   Who are the foolish ones, Who?

Falkie doesn't have goals or dreams, if he does they're very small.  What he has are fantasies, which are limited to only what he can imagine in his small world.  Getting another handout here or there, getting a new YouTube subscriber, fapping to whatever Noory tells him.  He's been outside society so long he doesn't really know or realize what's available.

And by the way Drone, you think by sucking up to Falkie you can work your way back into his good graces, only to relentlessly troll him again?  You think that's going to work?  Well, you're probably right.

[akwilly]

Falkie doesn't have goals or dreams, if he does they're very small.  What he has are fantasies, which are limited to only what he can imagine in his small world.  Getting a new handout here or there, getting another YouTube subscriber, fapping to whatever Noory tells him.  He's been outside society so long he doesn't really know or realize what's available.

How you or anyone can say that Falkie dosn't have goals or dreams is crazy! He had a very hard upbringing which makes his attempts at stardom that much more impressive. You had the privilage to work at a young age. Good for you. When Falkie was young he didn't have the support of normal parents. He had to grow up to soon. He is his own man now and maybe allot of the people here are just jealous of him.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

He'll blame his mother .....

you would think the umbilical would have been severed at her last breath.

[3OctaveFart]

He has to have some aptitude. It might be too late to capitalize on it but it's a better try than cupping Dave's nads.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

How you or anyone can say that Falkie dosn't have goals or dreams is crazy! He had a very hard upbringing which makes his attempts at stardom that much more impressive. You had the privilage to work at a young age. Good for you. When Falkie was young he didn't have the support of normal parents. He had to grow up to soon. He is his own man now and maybe allot of the people here are just jealous of him.

[akwilly]

Akwilly was being ironic. This whole thread is irony and parody. 

You are the voice of reason on this thread.

[ACE of CLUBS]

How you or anyone can say that Falkie dosn't have goals or dreams is crazy! He had a very hard upbringing which makes his attempts at stardom that much more impressive. You had the privilage to work at a young age. Good for you. When Falkie was young he didn't have the support of normal parents. He had to grow up to soon. He is his own man now and maybe allot of the people here are just jealous of him.

Are you on drugs .... ?
Are you English .... ?

[starrmtn001]

I honestly think you and Shredny are freaking geniuses. I would love for him to read that post on the Gabcast sometime.

MV posted in the GabCast Thread today that there WILL be a GabCast this week.
Praise MV.
http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,4969.msg594533.html#msg594533

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Akwilly was being ironic. This whole thread is irony and parody. 

You are the voice of reason on this thread.

annoying ain't it... 

[Open Lines Gerry]

I hope Senda enjoys his life because what he has now is all he's ever going to have.  He lives in a tiny government subsidized apartment and collects about $960 per month on SSI.  His whole life revolves around lunacy - woo woo books, woo woo radio, woo woo conventions designed to harvest the money of gullible people.  He makes tedious, inane videos no one wants to watch. He blows his money on stuff he doesn't need and then can't pay his internet bill and has to ask for donations from the general public. 

I wouldn't wish that lifestyle on my worst enemy.

George has built (there's that word again) a life for himself, and his "lifestyle" is HIS business.  If I didn't care about sparing him from the problems of a single mother and her rambunctious kids, I'd try to convince my daughter to move to Martinez, CA to take up with him.  She could, AND HAS, done a lot worse as George could provide the guidance and love a woman needs from a man who is not her father.  I would be proud to give him her hand, and as she's only 30, she could look after him in his golden years.  The man has earned his rest, and deserves to be taken care of.  She would also accept his seed (the "seed of Senda" as it were to all of you detractors), and is in a much better position to bear his progeny than Kathy would be.  What I'm saying is that I would trust this man with my daughter, and KNOW that he is capable of providing her with a good life as he has created one acceptable to himself - based on HIS wishes, HIS goals, and HIS desires.  Don't ever question whether the man knows what is best for him, or what is in his own self-interest!

[Defwhale]

Don't ever question whether the man knows what is best for him, or what is in his own self-interest!

No one questions that.  We know he is clueless, and should seek help.

[Defwhale]

she's only 30

What does she look like?

[nooryisawesome]

George has built (there's that word again) a life for himself, and his "lifestyle" is HIS business.  If I didn't care about sparing him from the problems of a single mother and her rambunctious kids, I'd try to convince my daughter to move to Martinez, CA to take up with him.  She could, AND HAS, done a lot worse as George could provide the guidance and love a woman needs from a man who is not her father.  I would be proud to give him her hand, and as she's only 30, she could look after him in his golden years.  The man has earned his rest, and deserves to be taken care of.  She would also accept his seed (the "seed of Senda" as it were to all of you detractors), and is in a much better position to bear his progeny than Kathy would be.  What I'm saying is that I would trust this man with my daughter, and KNOW that he is capable of providing her with a good life as he has created one acceptable to himself - based on HIS wishes, HIS goals, and HIS desires.  Don't ever question whether the man knows what is best for him, or what is in his own self-interest!

[Who]

George has built (there's that word again) a life for himself, and his "lifestyle" is HIS business.  If I didn't care about sparing him from the problems of a single mother and her rambunctious kids, I'd try to convince my daughter to move to Martinez, CA to take up with him.  She could, AND HAS, done a lot worse as George could provide the guidance and love a woman needs from a man who is not her father.  I would be proud to give him her hand, and as she's only 30, she could look after him in his golden years.  The man has earned his rest, and deserves to be taken care of.  She would also accept his seed (the "seed of Senda" as it were to all of you detractors), and is in a much better position to bear his progeny than Kathy would be.  What I'm saying is that I would trust this man with my daughter, and KNOW that he is capable of providing her with a good life as he has created one acceptable to himself - based on HIS wishes, HIS goals, and HIS desires.  Don't ever question whether the man knows what is best for him, or what is in his own self-interest!

If I didn't live on the other side of North America I'd offer to buy you a beer, Gerry.  I'm not sure whether it's season 7 or season 8 here in the Senda thread but your "The Seed of Senda" episode deserves an award.  Seinfeld's writers couldn't have crafted a better tale.

Ol' Gerry is a traveling farm implement salesman.  His drinking got out of control and caused his disillusioned son to move to Louisiana to become a grave digger.  Now, in the The Seed of Senda episode,  he wants to send his 30 year-old daughter to Martinez to marry a 64 year-old grifter and give birth to a new generation of Sendas.  Seriously, that's award-winning comedy. 

The award for outstanding writing for a comedy series goes to . . . . Ol' Gerry.