The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[aldousburbank]

So at this late date, whom would I get to replace her ?

[3OctaveFart]

More comedy gold last page and a half.

The Falkie Thread should go on USO tours at this point.

[Yorkshire pud]

More comedy gold last page and a half.

The Falkie Thread should go on USO tours at this point.

Only if we can secure a promoter, food van, venues, groupies, groupies, TV deals, groupies.

[Who]

So at this late date, whom would I get to replace her ?

[Yorkshire pud]

I don't fancy yours. Sorry but I don't.

[SredniVashtar]

So at this late date, whom would I get to replace her ?

I can feel a meme coming on.

[Who]

I don't fancy yours. Sorry but I don't.

This one?

[paladin1991]

This one?

"Humina, humina, humina"

[bateman]

So at this late date, whom would I get to replace her ?

And season 6 begins...

[Dateline]

More comedy gold last page and a half.

The Falkie Thread should go on USO tours at this point.

Just don't take it to Paris or Syria.  All other points of contact are good to go.

[Dateline]

Falkie, I think you should apply your talents to the History Channel, that is Ancient Aliens.  It needs some new blood.  I know that you can add as much or more as that Norry guy.

[3OctaveFart]

Falkie would be the perfect team member for the reimagined The History Channel.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-idiocy-fabrications-and-lies-of-ancient-aliens-86294030/

This is why I hope Noory's garbage program never gets picked up, Falkie.

[SredniVashtar]

So at this late date, whom would I get to replace her ?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Is that you?

[GravitySucks]

I bet a 4 year-old could get Skype to work first time.

Just sayin'...

You Brits never forget, do you?

[Yorkshire pud]

This one?

Nope. I like my women to look like women.

[Who]

Nope. I like my women to look like women.

I do too.    But we're picking a woman for Senda.  Any woman who looks like a woman would be repulsed by Senda.



This woman just saw one of Senda's videos.



You're just not going to find a homo sapiens woman who will want to even be in the same room with him.

[Falkie2013]

Falkie would be the perfect team member for the reimagined The History Channel.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-idiocy-fabrications-and-lies-of-ancient-aliens-86294030/

This is why I hope Noory's garbage program never gets picked up, Falkie.

His new program has absolutely NOTHING to do with aliens.

[Falkie2013]

I bet a 4 year-old could get Skype to work first time.

Just sayin'...

So you hang out with 4 year olds, eh ?
Are they your tech support people or do you lay in a supply of candy and waylay them as they go by in their strollers in public parks or playgrounds ?

[Inglorious Bitch]

So you hang out with 4 year olds, eh ?

BURN!

SV, what's it like to have Falkie burn your ass?

[Falkie2013]

The only thing worse than being in a bad relationship for 38 years is staying in that relationship for 38 years and one more day.  Whether George determines that that advice is applicable to him and Kathy is up to HIM.  If he chooses to stay with her, despite her shortcomings, that's up to him - not the BellGab trolls!  Ol' Gerry is not personally a big Kathy fan right now due to how she has treated him, but I respect George and his right to make up his own mind.  We don't know what goes on in that relationship - only HE does.

While I'm on the subject of Kathy - what is with this "Sweet Kathy" / "Sweet K" stuff?  I think it's a way to disparage her, just like when you dehumanize George by repeatedly referring to him only as "Senda."  This was against his wishes, as is the "Sweet K" thing.  Calling him "Senda" seems to have ramped up since he mentioned it last week, and I'm sure is NOT APPRECIATED.

Remember that she has also stayed with me over the years with MY shortcomings.
Not that I have any, of course.😉

[Yorkshire pud]

BURN!

SV, what's it like to have Falkie burn your ass?

It won't be as severe has his usual saturday night down behind the pub keg cellar after closing time..

[Inglorious Bitch]

It won't be as severe has his usual saturday night down behind the pub keg cellar after closing time..

SV has assured me that he is a pitcher, not a catcher.

[Yorkshire pud]

Okay...these have applied to be consorts for Senda..whatcha think?


The pair sitting together have indicated an interest in a threesome...

[SredniVashtar]

So you hang out with 4 year olds, eh ?
Are they your tech support people or do you lay in a supply of candy and waylay them as they go by in their strollers in public parks or playgrounds ?

I like to keep MY dating strategies to myself, unlike certain people I could mention. Kindly confine your remarks to muttering them in that filthy hovel of yours. You don't find me calling YOU names, you dissipated shitstain! Anyway, in my case it's legal, because I married the 4 year-old. You didn't even have the decency to make a decent woman of that swamp donkey you shared your miserable life with.

So at this late date, whom would I get to replace her ?

[Falkie2013]

Falkie, I think you should apply your talents to the History Channel, that is Ancient Aliens.  It needs some new blood.  I know that you can add as much or more as that Norry guy.

On the face of it I see little PROOF that ancient aliens visited this planet.
I watch the show but don't recall any smoking gun that shows " Aliens landed HERE. ", whereas there is some evidence that something not man made ( unless many of the CE3K reports are really black project types ) may be coming here today, the physics of interstellar travel notwithstanding.

[cosmic hobo]

Remember that she has also stayed with me over the years with MY shortcomings.
Not that I have any, of course.😉

Is that what you call your tiny, shriveled, flaccid, broken, mayo encrusted, fat pad squashed thing?

[cosmic hobo]

So at this late date, whom would I get to replace her ?

Bonus points as this one drives.

[SredniVashtar]

SV has assured me that he is a pitcher, not a catcher.

Ahh, but are you willing to catch my Inglorious Pitch? Don't worry if you say no. I shall overcome your sales resistance with my charm and roofie collection.

[Falkie2013]

Haven't been back to the motherland (Japan)?

I hope to one day but a visit to Sendai may be out of the question.
I have been to the Fatherland ( Deutschland ) but before I take long overseas trips, I would have to lose weight.

One question & please don't say I am stupid for asking it ( because the last time I flew anywhere was to and from SFO to LA in the 1980's ); is there wi-fi on planes and can you upload while flying ?