The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[chefist]

That sounds like a great idea.

Unfortunately I will have to decline due to professional journalism ethics...

But I will pick up the tab for the buffet! We can even do the interview in the buffet restaurant! It will be a Frost/Nixon level event!

http://ufocongress.com/

[inuk2600]

Falkie reporting from the Indy 500 while fucked up on ecstasy. Sweet Kathy out of her mind on LSD and fighting fire-breathing mutant squirrels. Sweet Kathy advising Falkie: "as your attorney, I recommend you get twisted like a mad fuck on this blotter acid, and we can screw afterwards like Ebola crazed baboons".

Your vision is 20/20 my friend, 20/20. I just wish Falkie can see it.

[coaster]

Once again we have reached into the space-time continuum and randomly selected Five Seconds in the Life of George Senda.  In this episode Senda proudly shows the world the toilet paper and 3-day-old lunch in his  bedroom.  Enjoy and be inspired.



This has been Five Seconds in the Life of George Senda.  We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

Is that a bowl of soup and toilet paper in a milk crate? Wtf.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Is that a bowl of soup and toilet paper in a milk crate? Wtf.

Convenient!

[coaster]

Here's a question I'm not sure I want the answer to. So Kathy is living with Falkie right? I remember seeing a video of his place, and he could barely walk through it. So where do they sleep? I imagine the girth of Falkie and Kathy would take a lot of real estate, and I don't remember seeing a bed in his videos. Do they just make a nest with toilet paper, empty pizza boxes and discarded tv trays, and sleep on that?
I'll take my answer off the air, thanks.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Only when they're talking to you, dear.

That's right. As is "Feck, Srendi's posts are shite compared to yours!". To which I reply, "Be kind. It can't be easy being an 83 year old sexually frustrated queen.".

[Inglorious Bitch]

Here's a question I'm not sure I want the answer to. So Kathy is living with Falkie right? I remember seeing a video of his place, and he could barely walk through it. So where do they sleep?

If I remember correctly, they sleep on a pull out sofa and Ms K sleeps in the nude. So does Falkie. There was one video where Falkie showed Kathy lying seductively, barely covered up by a blanket. In another video, Falkie titillates us with a bare bottomed Sweet Kathy. I myself had to wipe my brow and take a drink of cold water after that one, and I'm not even into sushi. I'm strictly meat and potatoes.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

They sleep in the small field behind the apartment complex with the feral cats or the storage facility when making day trips outside of Martinez. Their new hang out is Patty's sofa she leaves on her front lawn.

[coaster]

I regret asking that question.

[inuk2600]

and I'm not even into sushi. I'm strictly meat and potatoes.

So no tacos then huh?

[Inglorious Bitch]

They sleep in the small field behind the apartment complex with the feral cats or the storage facility when making day trips outside of Martinez. Their new hang out is Patty's sofa she leaves on her front lawn.

Patty's not the dear friend that Falkie and Kathy thinks she is. She secretly sells tickets to anyone who wants to watch Falkie and Sweet Kathy get jiggy with it and then fall asleep. They are not morning people, so they lie in until noon, oblivious to the snapping of pictures and comments from the visitors as they shuffle by.

[Inglorious Bitch]

So no tacos then huh?

No tacos, no. Also, I don't care for loose meat. I prefer my meat solid.

[chefist]

No tacos, no. Also, I don't care for loose meat. I prefer my meat solid.

So no bearded clams then?

[Inglorious Bitch]

So no bearded clams then?

No. Not even the unbearded ones.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

I regret asking that question.

Not yet.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Not yet.

That Kathy has no shame. Her pussy is completely exposed.

[inuk2600]

Not yet.

And.... queue regret

[nooryisawesome]

Here's a question I'm not sure I want the answer to. So Kathy is living with Falkie right? I remember seeing a video of his place, and he could barely walk through it. So where do they sleep? I imagine the girth of Falkie and Kathy would take a lot of real estate, and I don't remember seeing a bed in his videos. Do they just make a nest with toilet paper, empty pizza boxes and discarded tv trays, and sleep on that?
I'll take my answer off the air, thanks.

They take turns on the couch which pulls out. Falkie has stated this numerous times.

[Inglorious Bitch]

And.... queue regret

Sadly, those were the words etched on Falkiie's dear, late mother's tombstone.

[coaster]

They take turns on the couch which pulls out. Falkie has stated this numerous times.

So where does the other one sleep when the couch is being used? The bathtub?

[coaster]

I don't mean to be rude, but Kathy resembles a baked potato.

[chefist]

I don't mean to be rude, but Kathy resembles a baked potato.

Isn't the point to be rude on this thread? :

[inuk2600]

Isn't the point to be rude on this thread? :

I like to think of it as being honest.

[ItsOver]

Ack!  My eyes!  My eyes!

[ONeill]

Is Poop the Cat still alive? This gif got me worried. Sweet K had this look on her face while looking at it that she only had when she saw those poor sperm whales at the Sea World.

[inuk2600]

Ack!  My eyes!  My eyes!

I know. It hurts to look at even with the darkest sunglasses. Try an arc welding shield.

[ONeill]

I still can't believe he showed us Sweet K's bare ass.

[ONeill]

I don't mean to be rude, but Kathy resembles a baked potato.

What has a baked potato ever done to you?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

People in the Politics threads on this very site used to insist they would never believe anyone was happy living off the taxpayers and wouldn't improve themselves if they could.  I haven't been there for awhile but I doubt the ones who also read here are posting that stuff anymore.

Yeah, Falkie made a fool of us all.

[paladin1991]

If I remember correctly, they sleep on a pull out sofa and Ms K sleeps in the nude. So does Falkie. There was one video where Falkie showed Kathy lying seductively, barely covered up by a horse blanket. In another video, Falkie titillates us with a bare bottomed Sweet Kathy. I myself had to wipe my brow and take a drink of cold water after that one, and I'm not even into sushi. I'm strictly meat and potatoes.

FIFY