The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Bart Ell]

I run out of breath because iI now have permanent copd and asthma. It has NOTHING to do with my weight.

Yeah. NOTHING

[WOTR]

So it's ok for them to hold me against my will?

I guess I'd better turn off the headlights on the way out

Personally, I have went through the barricade, and ran over an entire marching band and their damn mascot last time they thought they could close the street for a parade downtown in rush hour.



I also ran over a guy who had already been hit by another car and was blocking my path.  He had the nerve to lay there and bleed out in front of my truck and hold me up when I was late?  I don't think so... I could have got out of my truck and walked to work- but they would have towed the truck and he was holding me there against my will (well, actually, he was holding the truck there- I was free to go and move around as I saw fit.)


The cops and the judge all agree that in both cases I was well within my rights and that society is better off with fewer baton twirling scum anyhow.

[Bart Ell]

Slothie: Quiet, I am doing a video you moron!
Abuse victim: Don't hit me!
Slothie: Then don't talk when I am doing a video. This is designed to make me money, not for you to open your stupid mouth

[Bart Ell]

[Bart Ell]

[area51drone]

Wow, my Canadian selling fucking ads are already reeling them in!

Not only is it a paying gig, but enjoyable too - I hear Canadians are really tasty.

[Bart Ell]

[nooryisawesome]

I kinda wish I knew what was going on in this thread,


Cliffnotes?

[coaster]

Wow, my Canadian selling fucking ads are already reeling them in!

I wish. Nebraska feels like Canada now. Aboot! It's "about" And what's with this 'eh' business?

[Falkie2013]

59 mph winds in San Mateo CA. Freeways, creeks flooded. BART shutdown in SF. 90,000 + out of power in SF. Creeks and rivers flooded. A T & T Park & SF Embarcadero may flooded. 5,000 without power in San Mateo.

Flash flooding alerts entire Bay Area.

I 280 near SFO completely flooded. Many trees knocked down blocking roads & crushing cars.

Power transformers all over Bay Area blew up in high winds overnight.

Kron TV 4 in SF knocked off air.

Redwood Expressway in Roehnert Park flooded.

Downtown Healdsburg flooded.

Many roads from Rohnert Park to San Mateo closed due to flooding.

Oakland streets, SF Mission District flooded.

44 mph winds on Golden Gate Bridge. 83 mph on Mt. Hamilton. 58 mph Lake Tahoe.

[paladin1991]

I read before that selling fucking is legal in Canada.  Just like in Nevada, you're not allowed to be out on the street doing it, but you are allowed to advertise.

So I can screw ppl in Canada for profit.....yet in America I get screwed daily and am yet to see dollar one.

[paladin1991]

I can sell fucking Dudes? I'm gonna be rich in Canadian fucking dollars! Rich I tell you!  :

[paladin1991]

What the hell?   I don't eeeeven want to know.

[aldousburbank]

59 mph winds in San Mateo CA. Freeways, creeks flooded. BART shutdown in SF. 90,000 + out of power in SF. Creeks and rivers flooded. A T & T Park & SF Embarcadero may flooded. 5,000 without power in San Mateo.

Flash flooding alerts entire Bay Area.

I 280 near SFO completely flooded. Many trees knocked down blocking roads & crushing cars.

Power transformers all over Bay Area blew up in high winds overnight.

Kron TV 4 in SF knocked off air.

Redwood Expressway in Roehnert Park flooded.

Downtown Healdsburg flooded.

Many roads from Rohnert Park to San Mateo closed due to flooding.

Oakland streets, SF Mission District flooded.

44 mph winds on Golden Gate Bridge. 83 mph on Mt. Hamilton. 58 mph Lake Tahoe.

Worse yet, my rolling papers are sticking together.

[paladin1991]

Suckers?

I like to call this piece "Sucking On The Thumb Of The Hand That Abuses"

Getting the last of yesterdays Mayo out fm under the nails.

[paladin1991]

Yeah. NOTHING

"And with enough crowdfunding, I'll be able to finally have that Ceasarean and birth these quintuplets I've been carrying for the last 40 years.  Gee, I wonder if they'll be born full growed?"

[Bart Ell]

So I can screw ppl in Canada for profit.....yet in America I get screwed daily and am yet to see dollar one.

It is what we tell Americans to get them up here. We then drop them in a city with only local restaurants and no fast food chain joints they recognize and watch them starve to death in a shockingly short time of 7 hours. Some last 8 hours but their last hour is spent telling everyone that this is not acceptable and that they demand to speak to a manager.

[Yorkshire pud]

It is what we tell Americans to get them up here. We then drop them in a city with only local restaurants and no fast food chain joints they recognize and watch them starve to death in a shockingly short time of 7 hours. Some last 8 hours but their last hour is spent telling everyone that this is not acceptable and that they demand to speak to a manager.

Does Canada have the equivalent of FEMA camps to dispose of the emaciated and stressed out Americans?

[Bart Ell]

Does Canada have the equivalent of FEMA camps to dispose of the emaciated and stressed out Americans?

Canada is the #1 exporter, to the US, of human grade dog food.

[paladin1991]

Canada is the #1 exporter, to the US, of human grade dog food.

I gotta say, it does need a bit more back bacon and gravy.  But, all in all, not bad for PAW food.

[The General]

I really hope Falkie gets his own radio show, and then gets sponsors.  Kars for Kids comes to mind.  Or Dino-Vite.  And then he could voice new Kars for Kids and Dino-Vite commercials.  And then I could fulfill my lifelong dream of dying from extreme annoyance.

Actually I'm pretty sure that if Falkie became the voice of Dino-Vite or Kars for Kids, the seventh seal of Hell would break open, loosing the four horsemen of the apocalypse upon an unsuspecting earth and they would go reaping and collecting souls for Satan across the globe leaving behind them a scorched and wide swath of ash, destruction, and twisted, burning corpses.  Annnnd the Earth would probably shake and fill with smoke and seven angels would visit seven plagues upon all of the children of men.  Or something like that.

[Bart Ell]

Annnnd the Earth would probably shake and fill with smoke

Sounds like it could use a box fan or 20 to help clear that smoke.

[Bart Ell]

back bacon

Back bacon = urban legend in America, like aboot.
I have seen something called peameal bacon since moving back up here. 

[Bart Ell]

[ksm32]

Canada is the #1 exporter, to the US, of human grade dog food.

I love you too Mr.Ell..

[WhiteCrow]

I really hope Falkie gets his own radio show, and then gets sponsors.  Kars for Kids comes to mind.  Or Dino-Vite.  And then he could voice new Kars for Kids and Dino-Vite commercials.  And then I could fulfill my lifelong dream of dying from extreme annoyance.

Actually I'm pretty sure that if Falkie became the voice of Dino-Vite or Kars for Kids, the seventh seal of Hell would break open, loosing the four horsemen of the apocalypse upon an unsuspecting earth and they would go reaping and collecting souls for Satan across the globe leaving behind them a scorched and wide swath of ash, destruction, and twisted, burning corpses.  Annnnd the Earth would probably shake and fill with smoke and seven angels would visit seven plagues upon all of the children of men.  Or something like that.

C

[eddie dean]

C

Your grading system is suspect Mr.Crow
Considering the thread you're in, you should be grading on a curve.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Your grading system is suspect Mr.Crow
Considering the thread you're in, you should be grading on a curve.

no. no. no. considering the thread, it should be graded on a spike. a grading curve here is too bottom heavy. 

[WhiteCrow]

Your grading system is suspect Mr.Crow
Considering the thread you're in, you should be grading on a curve.

D-

[eddie dean]

D-

Oh come on!
I call shenanigans.