The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[3OctaveFart]

My goal is to get Falkie to meet Art- and possibly to work for Art when Art comes back

[Bart Ell]

It might have been a beaver, but I'm 85% sure it was an otter.

Hopefully he was shaving a beaver and not skinning an otter.
Any normal human likes a nice, clean beaver.

[Falkie2013]

My goal is to get me to meet Art in person and interview him.

[Daggit]

My goal is to get me to meet Art in person and interview him.

I'm reasonably sure Art keeps firearms to avoid such meetings with fans.

He's also pushing 70 so I'm sure if this does happen he will lock up all pillows and credit cards.

Too tsunami? What's the statute of limitations for dead mom jokes?

[WhiteCrow]

That is mighty kind of you. I do need an ipad holder so I can hold my ipad up to the screen to show everyone pictures since there is no easier way to get pictures onto a video. Videos are just for moving pictures so I need to move the ipad for the video to catch it.

Sometime around last decade I had a case of floogymouth. I am not sure where I got it but popsicles. I like the banana ones but it's a bit queefy to suck banana anything in public.

Anyone remember laughter? I once drove 3 miles with my eyes closed because I thought vinegar on French fries? it sounds so wrong but tastes so right. Which brings me to blue. I think I just punctured a lung with caramel popcorn? Yummers! Anyway, back to the point...

I only take bitcoins.

Oh god bless you, I know all about those coins and vinegar, Awhile back got an Indian head penny in change from the Quicky Mart. Buying a pack of Old Gold smokes, not those lites but the real red pack, full nickoteen loads, makes your knees week. So get home and fish a bottle cap of ol Milwaukee beer out of garbage and fill it with vinegar to fiz away the penny's crude and make it all shinny.


My second grade teacher "Hand bag Handley" showed us the vinegar penny cleaning magic. Boy was she old, her father was the second to last living World War One vet still alive, that had a mule skinner license. I liked her a lot, could role a cig with one hand. She inspired me to take up smoking,
Whenever I gets sick, smoke more and burn them bugs out of my system.


So looked up the Indian head penny value, it's worth between  $20 and $500 depending on condition. Mine all shinny now and looks like new, so hop on my 10 speed, stop to put air in tire and think back to what my dad said, 45 pounds is about right and keep the chain oiled. My mom, bless her soul sewed me a shirt once, it didn't fit right, but she could make tasty fish sticks, no microwave crap back then, real TV dinners that were heated in the oven. So off to coin shop to cash in my Indian head penny.
Oh no vinegar made the penny worthless, Coin collectors want to see the coins age. Used the penny to buy another pack of old golds. Don't buy cigs in hard packs they are shorter and the tobacco isn't packed as tight. Burn faster.

[Bart Ell]

Oh god bless you, I know all about those coins and vinegar, Awhile back got an Indian head penny in change from the Quicky Mart. Buying a pack of Old Gold smokes, not those lites but the real red pack, full nickoteen loads, makes your knees week. So get home and fish a bottle cap of ol Milwaukee beer out of garbage and fill it with vinegar to fiz away the penny's crude and make it all shinny.


My second grade teacher "Hand bag Handley" showed us the vinegar penny cleaning magic. Boy was she old, her father was the second to last living World War One vet still alive, that had a mule skinner license. I liked her a lot, could role a cig with one hand. She inspired me to take up smoking,
Whenever I gets sick, smoke more and burn them bugs out of my system.


So looked up the Indian head penny value, it's worth between  $20 and $500 depending on condition. Mine all shinny now and looks like new, so hop on my 10 speed, stop to put air in tire and think back to what my dad said, 45 pounds is about right and keep the chain oiled. My mom, bless her soul sewed me a shirt once, it didn't fit right, but she could make tasty fish sticks, no microwave crap back then, real TV dinners that were heated in the oven. So off to coin shop to cash in my Indian head penny.
Oh no vinegar made the penny worthless, Coin collectors want to see the coins age. Used the penny to buy another pack of old golds. Don't buy cigs in hard packs they are shorter and the tobacco isn't packed as tight. Burn faster.

The whole thread is so unlike anything I do its almost too ridiculous to comment on it.
At least I make some attempt to comment on things on here and when I don't its to bring attention to something that I think people might be interested in.
And I've never been distracted by anything while I'm posting unless there's someone at the door or there's a phone call.
It is a lame attempt at my postings that fails.

[Curandero81]

Hopefully he was shaving a beaver and not skinning an otter.
Any normal human likes a nice, clean beaver.

Remember, glasses and flashlight !!!!

[WhiteCrow]

The whole thread is so unlike anything I do its almost too ridiculous to comment on it.
At least I make some attempt to comment on things on here and when I don't its to bring attention to something that I think people might be interested in.
And I've never been distracted by anything while I'm posting unless there's someone at the door or there's a phone call.
It is a lame attempt at my postings that fails.

Oh no you don't... Take off your twisty shinny kaleidoscope binoculars and see things for how they are, not how you wish them to be!!! Never ever let a butterfly pass you by without letting it distract you.

[Kelt]

I'd heard the worst thing you can do with an old coin is clean that sucker up and take it to market, for exactly the reason that the pro-collector of coins likes to see the patina that age creates on the surface of the coin over the years. That's why these 'Lot of 500 uncleaned Roman Coins' auctions leaves you with a bunch of more or less useless metal... they're in poor condition, they're worthless, but you clean them and the numismatists freak out that you've "destroyed the integrity of the coin, and how do we know you've not just freshly manufactured these fucking coins ten minutes ago? Where's the patina? Where's the ageing? I'd smash your face into a wall, only I collect coins and we're not exactly the hardest fuckers on the planet. Still... you watch yourself, prick"


They might say.


On a coin-related note, I heard that in the old West the cowboy sorts used to throw a silver dollar in the water barrel, and the silver kept the water fresh because as it dissolved the silver created a colloidal effect in the water, killing bacteria and making the water all fresh and as you have it.


I don't know if that's true or not, but I had already worked out that all cowboys were into deviant sex way before Brokeback Mountain came out.  Sid Vicious as much as uncovered the whole sordid Cowboy Scene when, in the Longhorn Ballrooms, Texas, he announced to the Texan crowd that, and I quote, "All Cowboys are faggots!"


He also insisted that the Sex Pistols were the "Best band in the fucking world!" Adding the qualifier, "Except for The Eagles... The Eagles are better than us."


A humble man, Mr Vicious.


http://youtu.be/MSvSsNSuVtk

[area51drone]

Falkie, I realize that over-sharing is your kryptonite but as others have pointed out a complete lack of awareness about everything is up there too. You appear to be best buddies with area51drone and littlechris yet they appear to be your biggest trolls. Can you not see that?

At least Bart is on front street and is mildly entertaining.

I take a real offense to what you're saying Daggit.   I have talked to Falkie literally for hours and hours - and hours!  Don't you think if I was really trolling him that he'd be able to figure it for himself?   Do I ask him to do some crazy stuff sometimes?  YES.  Do I make suggestions on what he should say or do in his vlogs? YES.  Does that make me a troll?  I don't think so.  I just think that the world doesn't need another fat guy sitting behind the mic talking about today's events - it needs someone willing to push the envelope, it wants another honey-boo-boo.   I've told this to Falkie a number of times directly over the phone.  I'm not ashamed of telling him that because it's the truth!  Falkie is not Art Bell.  No one is.  He will never be Art.   But he has his own way about him that can be utterly entertaining, as this thread is a constant reminder of that - 82 pages of Falkie talk!  As Jazmunda said, like him or not, there MUST be something about him because he's getting people talking and he gets a lot of attention.

I said it on the Gabcast - Falkie is a decent guy, I enjoy talking to him.  He's entertaining.  It's like Falkie, TGFP Live, for hours on end at times.  But it's even better because I help control the direction of the conversation.   Believe it or not, I think it would make for a really interesting show.  Falkie is VERY opinionated, and has MANY stories to back the opinions up.   When you hear some of these stories, YOU will be the judge of whether or not you believe him rather than some of the shit slung his way on these boards.

Falkie is 100% on board for doing a podcast with me.  I still need to talk to MV about using his network to host the show, and I have a few technical details to work out in regards to setting up my equipment but it sounds like this is pretty much a go.   And if any of you think I'm joking, you have got another thing coming.    And Daggit, I hope to make you our #1 fan.

[Falkie2013]

New short video is up on You Tube and on my forum. And I will be on Bellgab Tuesday with maybe a surprise or two.

I used to be able to post the videos here but don't remember how to do it & Little Chris don't yell at me about it.

And Area 51 drone I already have LC trying to direct me. Remember even Bugs Bunny got the best of the conductor.

I have videos to create and will look at the tech details later.

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http://www.theguyfrompittsburgh.boardhost.com/viewtopic.php?id=6881

[PB the Deplorable]

...   And if any of you think I'm joking, you have got another thing coming...

Goddam Judas Priest and their lyrics in that song.  The original saying was 'if you think ___, you've got another think coming". Not thing.  At least where I lived

And by the way ZZTop, it's Tube Steak, not Tube Snake... wtf is the tube snake boogie?

[Falkie2013]

I take a real offense to what you're saying Daggit.   I have talked to Falkie literally for hours and hours - and hours!  Don't you think if I was really trolling him that he'd be able to figure it for himself?   Do I ask him to do some crazy stuff sometimes?  YES.  Do I make suggestions on what he should say or do in his vlogs? YES.  Does that make me a troll?  I don't think so.  I just think that the world doesn't need another fat guy sitting behind the mic talking about today's events - it needs someone willing to push the envelope, it wants another honey-boo-boo.   I've told this to Falkie a number of times directly over the phone.  I'm not ashamed of telling him that because it's the truth!  Falkie is not Art Bell.  No one is.  He will never be Art.   But he has his own way about him that can be utterly entertaining, as this thread is a constant reminder of that - 82 pages of Falkie talk!  As Jazmunda said, like him or not, there MUST be something about him because he's getting people talking and he gets a lot of attention.

I said it on the Gabcast - Falkie is a decent guy, I enjoy talking to him.  He's entertaining.  It's like Falkie, TGFP Live, for hours on end at times.  But it's even better because I help control the direction of the conversation.   Believe it or not, I think it would make for a really interesting show.  Falkie is VERY opinionated, and has MANY stories to back the opinions up.   When you hear some of these stories, YOU will be the judge of whether or not you believe him rather than some of the shit slung his way on these boards.

Falkie is 100% on board for doing a podcast with me.  I still need to talk to MV about using his network to host the show, and I have a few technical details to work out in regards to setting up my equipment but it sounds like this is pretty much a go.   And if any of you think I'm joking, you have got another thing coming.    And Daggit, I hope to make you our #1 fan.

Only if he can show proof that he owns a box fan.

[area51drone]

Only if he can show proof that he owns a box fan.

LOL, right.  Just an FYI, we can't do this until after xmas... hopefully with any luck can have a show ready for New Years.

[Daggit]

I have talked to Falkie literally for hours and hours - and hours!  Don't you think if I was really trolling him that he'd be able to figure it for himself?

From what I have witnessed probably not. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

  Do I ask him to do some crazy stuff sometimes?  YES.  Do I make suggestions on what he should say or do in his vlogs? YES.  Does that make me a troll? 

Absolutely. And if he still thinks you are his "friend", albeit on the internet, then he is an even bigger fool that he makes out to be.

I just think that the world doesn't need another fat guy sitting behind the mic talking about today's events

No it doesn't. Smartest thing I have read all day today.

it needs someone willing to push the envelope, it wants another honey-boo-boo.

God help us all.

   I've told this to Falkie a number of times directly over the phone.  I'm not ashamed of telling him that because it's the truth! 

It's admirable that you are being truthful with him and if he still thinks you are helping him then your trolling skills are either masterful or he really is dumber than he looks.

Falkie is not Art Bell.  No one is.  He will never be Art.

Quote for truth

   But he has his own way about him that can be utterly entertaining, as this thread is a constant reminder of that - 82 pages of Falkie talk! 

There is either something about Falkie or we're all mentally defective. Probably both. Definitely train wreck watching material. I'm not even sure why I care.

I said it on the Gabcast - Falkie is a decent guy, I enjoy talking to him.  He's entertaining.  It's like Falkie, TGFP Live, for hours on end at times.  But it's even better because I help control the direction of the conversation.   Believe it or not, I think it would make for a really interesting show.  Falkie is VERY opinionated, and has MANY stories to back the opinions up.   When you hear some of these stories, YOU will be the judge of whether or not you believe him rather than some of the shit slung his way on these boards.

I'm already bored and if I could get through a video of his without falling asleep I'm sure I would hang myself just to spice things up.

Falkie is 100% on board for doing a podcast with me.  I still need to talk to MV about using his network to host the show, and I have a few technical details to work out in regards to setting up my equipment but it sounds like this is pretty much a go.   And if any of you think I'm joking, you have got another thing coming.   

If Falkie's on board with doing a show with you so you can make fun of him under the guise of you helping him then I'm sure it will end well. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

And Daggit, I hope to make you our #1 fan.

Unbloody likely but good luck with it anyway. I've said more than I even care about the subject. I don't wish you or the guy any harm.

[area51drone]

I've said more than I even care about the subject.

And yet here you are, back on this thread reading about it.   Who's the puppet master?  I think LittleChris' previous picture says it all.  Falkie appears to be the one pulling all of our strings.

[Daggit]

And yet here you are, back on this thread reading about it.   Who's the puppet master?  I think LittleChris' previous picture says it all.  Falkie appears to be the one pulling all of our strings.

Actually I only come here for the sizzle.

[aldousburbank]

And Daggit, I hope to make you our #1 fan.

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[Bart Ell]

Actually I only come here for the sizzle.

The vast majority do and I think it is time to take the sizzle to another topic and let this one become... well, like the Slothie message board. The only real difference is Slothie can't sub-thread. I think the masses have spoken for a year now, with nobody joining Slothie to hear about all the fantastic adventures a 60-something year old shut-in has.

He can tell everyone about his adventures on a dating site. This gem comes to mind -

"I signed up for that dating site when Art Bell was on Dark Matter.... I signed up because I was curious to see who the hell was on there. What kind of women were on there... If they were all good looking or if they were all eating milkbone and gravytrain. Some of them were way past milkbone and gravytrain, they're on a whole 'nother level of dog food."

I know, you are thinking that can't be a real quote from Slothie. It is, so that means the dialogue has been open to rate women based solely on looks, right? Yup, everyone biting your tongue ever since Slothie introduced us to his girlfriend can now post what you think instead of "inboxing" me your one liners. Milkbone? We are talking the full cow with that creature. Looks like she was beaten by Slothie and the ugly stick! HEY NOW! Too mean? Not according to the Slothie rating system outlined above.


Oh yeah, the fun begins at 15:10
http://youtu.be/M88dZ9oED0s

[littlechris]

Falkie Munchies.....

[littlechris]

Mudking munchies...

[Curandero81]

Area51Drone,
So eloquent, the Eagles, I have been to and stayed at the "Hotel California". I have family on the Southern Baja Cali Peninsula. Los Cabos, MX.

[Curandero81]

The "symbol", formally BART Ell,
I hope you are now practicing the ritual use of eyeglasses, lighting and have addressed the issue of your "raging hard-on" (medically speaking). I would also hope (seriously) that you are addressing your psychological issues with a qualified healthcare practitioner (regarding necrophilia and partially  transexual encounter issues). I wish you the best and will be saddened to know your wit and adventures will no longer be available for public consumption in "Falkie World".
Note: The suggested frontal lobe lobotomy was a serious suggestion, I am sure you would find it a sure cure for your compulsions. (I suggest they enter through the eye socket as opposed the nasal cavity, as I feel better accuracy (for scrambling purposes) can be achieved.
Adios, my friend,
Curandero81

[Curandero81]

Remember NEXT Gabcast will include "Falkie" AND "BART Ell" (if he/she/it, finds the "balls" to "show up") and we all can be actually find out if there is actually a "Symbol/BART Ell" or whatever AND see who actually is triumphant in this NO HOLDS BARRED battl of wits...Who knows, maybe one anonymous "contestant" will NOT be able to find any balls and be a NO SHOW ?? That would only show "that individual" remains to HIDE behind the Internet in an anonymous capacity. ONLY TALK, ONLY TYPING AND ANONYMOUS.
HIDE IN YOUR LITTLE HOLE IN YOUR LITTLE PLACE IN YOUR LITTLE SHANTY TOWN....
Hide...Hide....Hide....

[aldousburbank]

so.. this is one of them forums?  no thank you

No. It's one of those forums.

[Curandero81]

i saw this post in the "Recent Posts" thing.. and damn.. What a fat pile of crap.
his videos suck.
Damn.. Get a fucking job fat ass..

Maybe BOTH need to get jobs......Find out next Gabcast......maybe

[area51drone]

i saw this post in the "Recent Posts" thing.. and damn.. What a fat pile of crap.
his videos suck.
Damn.. Get a fucking job fat ass..

Date Registered: December 12, 2014, 01:25:03 PM


Hi Casio.

[Curandero81]

Date Registered: December 12, 2014, 01:25:03 PM


Hi Casio.

Is he another pervert ?? Let me get this straight, "the symbol" is into necrophilia and 1/2 done transsexuals and "Casio" is into children.....is that correct

[WildCard]

Curandero81,



I was suspicious when your first post was to this thread.


Other than you, it's ALWAYS somebody with an ax to grind.


There are other threads.

[3OctaveFart]

Falkie, how are you feeling today, chief...

FART would call the 'Cast tomorrow night but I will be traveling.