The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Who]

He is talking about Bart Ell. You do realize who Bart Ell is right?

Actually, I never heard of Bart Ell.  I must be out of the loop.  I just know "the guy from Pittsburgh" has a fondness for transposing people's names. He has several iterations of Obama (Odumba is one) and I wrongly assumed he was doing it again since he takes Art to task on a couple of his YouTube rants. Assuming things is a dangerous proposition.

I Googled Bart Ell and didn't find anything - other than Bartell Drugs, Bartell Manufacturing and several Doctors with the last name of Bartell.

At any rate, I stand corrected.  BTW, your videos are brilliant.

[Curandero81]

I AM AN ART BELL FAN....from way back.
Art Bell should take a lesson from Charlie Sheen and negociate a contract with all transmission outlet types and take a small salary with a HUGE percentage of the back end profits. No more non-compete and "gamble" (NO GAMBLE, AS IT WOULD BE A SURE THING) as he would become a quickly known talent among a new generation of listeners PLUS his already awaiting admirers from past broadcasts.
Note: I do NOT intend to compare Art's talent (which is millions above) Charlie Sheen's talent.
Just a humble suggestion,
Curandero81
I am anxiously awaiting the return of the "master of the night airwaves, or Internet as it may be"

[Bart Ell]

Actually, I never heard of Bart Ell.

He's the straw that stirs this drink. A selfless lover with the kind of penis that always hits the right spot.

[coaster]

Bell belongs on terrestrial radio.

[Curandero81]

He's the straw that stirs this drink. A selfless lover with the kind of penis that always hits the right spot.

I am glad you partially cleared up the gender issue, however regarding your admission of "banging" my mother, who has been deceased some time (necrophilia) and admission of banging my sister (I do not have a sister, but mentioned your confusion as there is a 1/2 finished transexual in the neighborhood with a lazy eye, your "honest" mistake). I am awaiting an answer on which half was "done" with my "sister, your confusion, and if you took my advise on wearing your glasses will check in the light next before.....1. In need of a shave ? 2.  Adam's apple ? 3. Does he/she have a dick ?
BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO PLACE YOUR (natural or surgically constructed) DICK IN THE RIGHT PLACE ??
Respectfully,
Curandero81

[aldousburbank]

I am glad you partially cleared up the gender issue, however regarding your admission of "banging" my mother, who has been deceased some time (necrophilia) and admission of banging my sister (I do not have a sister, but mentioned your confusion as there is a 1/2 finished transexual in the neighborhood with a lazy eye, your "honest" mistake). I am awaiting an answer on which half was "done" with my "sister, your confusion, and if you took my advise on wearing your glasses will check in the light next before.....1. In need of a shave ? 2.  Adam's apple ? 3. Does he/she have a dick ?
BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO PLACE YOUR (natural or surgically constructed) DICK IN THE RIGHT PLACE ??
Respectfully,
Curandero81

Wow! A post in this thread that's not boring and yet still inculcates dick speak. Nice work that befits your name. I pronounce you no longer a new dude here. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Is it too early to declare an interest in Falkie's tee shirt supply?

[WildCard]

Actually, I never heard of Bart Ell.  I must be out of the loop.  I just know "the guy from Pittsburgh" has a fondness for transposing people's names. He has several iterations of Obama (Odumba is one) and I wrongly assumed he was doing it again

No, you weren't wrong.  It was an inside joke. But you went and ruined that. Thanks a-lot. 
Friggen' new people. Ban them! Ban them all! 

He's the straw that stirs this drink. A selfless lover with the kind of penis that always hits the right spot.

a.k.a., Art Bell 

[area51drone]

[littlechris]

What Google Alerts app are you using to be Johnny-on-the-spot to harass Falkie immediately after he posts? And with the appropriate gif each time.

I assume rss feeds and google image search. Or maybe he is still has a bug in falkies apartment/computer.

[Daggit]

I AM AN ART BELL FAN....from way back.
Art Bell should take a lesson from Charlie Sheen and negociate a contract with all transmission outlet types and take a small salary with a HUGE percentage of the back end profits. No more non-compete and "gamble" (NO GAMBLE, AS IT WOULD BE A SURE THING) as he would become a quickly known talent among a new generation of listeners PLUS his already awaiting admirers from past broadcasts.
Note: I do NOT intend to compare Art's talent (which is millions above) Charlie Sheen's talent.
Just a humble suggestion,
Curandero81
I am anxiously awaiting the return of the "master of the night airwaves, or Internet as it may be"

Are you implying that Art has "Tiger Blood"?

Also reported for repeating posts across multiple threads.

[Curandero81]

He's the straw that stirs this drink. A selfless lover with the kind of penis that always hits the right spot.

The "person", formally known as BART Ell,
Disregard my ONE question regarding the "banging" of my non-existant sister, as I stopped by the local Speedway for gas and all the cashiers were all talking about "Bartela", the 1/2 done transexual, and how since he/she always hangs around that part of town the ladies are very familiar with him/her and were discussing his/her new love, as the usual routine is the "unassuming person" comes in and purchases a box of Trojans, doughnuts and mayonnaise. He left, returned in 5 minutes for more mayo and more doughnuts.
Bartela has been in love ever since and the ladies did admit "he" knew just "where" to place it........
Should we be expecting an engagement soon ? Hopefully for you and Bartela it is legal in the state you choose for your matrimony.

[littlechris]

Is it too early to declare an interest in Falkie's tee shirt supply?

Not too early at all. Just in time for the christmas season. Slothie Christmas sweaters now available.

#FALKIEARMY

[Who]

No, you weren't wrong.  It was an inside joke. But you went and ruined that. Thanks a-lot. 
Friggen' new people. Ban them! Ban them all! 

So Bart Ell is Art Bell.  And he is a straw that stirs a drink.  And Falkie thinks Art the straw needs shock treatments . . .

I think I just fell down a very deep rabbit hole.  Possibly Mel's rabbit hole. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

So Bart Ell is Art Bell.  And he is a straw that stirs a drink.  And Falkie thinks Art the straw needs shock treatments. . .

I think I just fell down a very deep rabbit hole.  Possibly Mel's hole.

I never caught that.  I guess that's why you're the Doctor.

[Bart Ell]

Nice work that befits your name.

Best brahmigos!

[Bart Ell]

The

It's starting to feel like that time I visited the hospital and the kid with the half working heart wanted to arm wrestle. He was just there, needing so much attention. Sometimes you need to let these people feel special. So here it is...

NO MAS! You are too witty for me! I am sure you are the funniest little funny person running around your shanty town. Please show mercy on me.

[MagnificentBastard]

Unlike bart smell and others who think i'm an idiot primarily because they don't like my physical appearance, i'm a lot more intelligent than they are.

What about the people that think you're an idiot because you've never risen higher in life than graveyard shift cashier at a Chevron station? What about people who think you're an idiot because you're an obese unemployed welfare moocher that's 65 years old with matching IQ that created a profile on Sugar Daddy.com as a "sugarbaby" because you honestly believe there are well off women out there willing to pay your bills in exchange for sex?

[Bart Ell]

Is it too early to declare an interest in Falkie's tee shirt supply?

Come on, there are better ways to tent the backyard for a wedding.

[WhiteCrow]

The "person", formally known as BART Ell,
Disregard my ONE question regarding the "banging" of my non-existant sister, as I stopped by the local Speedway for gas and all the cashiers were all talking about "Bartela", the 1/2 done transexual, and how since he/she always hangs around that part of town the ladies are very familiar with him/her and were discussing his/her new love, as the usual routine is the "unassuming person" comes in and purchases a box of Trojans, doughnuts and mayonnaise. He left, returned in 5 minutes for more mayo and more doughnuts.
Bartela has been in love ever since and the ladies did admit "he" knew just "where" to place it........
Should we be expecting an engagement soon ? Hopefully for you and Bartela it is legal in the state you choose for your matrimony.

F

[Mind Flayer Monk]

What about the people that think you're an idiot because you've never risen higher in life than graveyard shift cashier at a Chevron station? What about people who think you're an idiot because you're an obese unemployed welfare moocher that's 65 years old with matching IQ that created a profile on Sugar Daddy.com as a "sugarbaby" because you honestly believe there are well off women out there willing to pay your bills in exchange for sex?

It could have all been different. Falkie was a victim of the system, a victim of Affirmative Action.

[Curandero81]

F

I have now been sent to stand in the corner with a dunce cap on my head and not allowed to speak.
(I think this might be the first F issued)

[Daggit]

Obviously not a generous lover Bartie. Giver not a taker.

[Curandero81]

Obviously not a generous lover Bartie. Giver not a taker.

I have served my "time" so here goes.....
Coincidece or not ? That is what Bartela was said to have muttered at the Speedway.

[coaster]

Didn't think I'd have to add yet another member on ignore.

[WhiteCrow]

I have now been sent to stand in the corner with a dunce cap on my head and not allowed to speak.
(I think this might be the first F issued)

Time-out is over....

The "symbol's" stir gifs have done more to make the wrinkled tee-shirted fat man a Bellgab legend, than Falkie's legend in his own mind videos, would of ever had accomplished.

[Bart Ell]

[Curandero81]

Adios,
As I have been told "Grasshopper, you are not ready, you have far too much to learn ( your "F" proves my point) I am willing to teach you, but you must wish to learn the lessons I offer to you"
I accept my Master's generous offer so it's off to learn.....I am not ready / worthy yet for this world.

[ComeBackArt]

[...]
I have been told to not give out all the personal stuff. When i started on the net long before bg or sfr i never thought anyone would attack ME when there are far more greater things in this to get angry over.


Pay per view. $10 a person with 25 % to go to charity, 10 % to go to Noory for broadcasting retraining and 5% for mv for hosting it. And perhaps another 5% for paying for the shock treatments for bart ell. And part of it to help me lose weight.

Some are saying i shouldn't go on gabcast as i've already said my piece.


I do know one thing with an absolute certainty. There are some on here who will NEVER like me or anything I do. I can't change them.

All I can do is best the best person i can.


I hope I somehow become a success if not as a vlog guy then as a writer or something. It would drive the irrational haters nuts.

Pro tip: Successful writers tend to write more than one sentence per paragraph. 

[aldousburbank]

Pro tip: Successful writers tend to write more than one sentence per paragraph. 

The post quoted above, while instructive, fails to properly exemplify or illustrate the subject of its commentary. This post does. I hope this has been helpful.

How's that? Am I succeeding?  :