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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Quote from: Cheesy McSqueezy on July 15, 2017, 09:54:38 PM
Anthropologically speaking.  If a beast turns and offers its ass, it's a sign of submission, in the wild and in the lock up.
LOL..
so true so true so true....

Quote from: Cheesy McSqueezy on July 15, 2017, 09:51:19 PM
I think it was A51D who was saying something to the effect that the falkster 'went down faster than the Nautalis.'
LOL
you, Sir, are in rare form tonight...

Quote from: damon on July 15, 2017, 10:00:12 PM
Good night everyone and Friendship Brig, Happier times and George Senda
G'night
maybe another "Happier Ending" coming as I type away...
(currently sitting at my "Resolute desk" , that I built a few years ago....for..well you know...)

*what can I say ? it impresses the ladies...

paladin1991

Quote from: damon on July 15, 2017, 10:01:44 PM
How are you doing today?

My prostate is throbbing out to the tune of 'Eye of the Tiger.'  I've got a hard on that won't quit. 

How you doing?

Norm

Quote from: Cheesy McSqueezy on July 15, 2017, 10:21:41 PM
My prostate is throbbing out to the tune of 'Eye of the Tiger.'  I've got a hard on that won't quit. 

How you doing?



CozyRozie

IQ level of this thread is indeed very impressive.
You definitely deserve each others.
Now I understand why Falkie is actually above you -even with his shortcomings.
No wonder he is banning you left and right.
Keep sucking............  :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(


Quote from: Cheesy McSqueezy on July 15, 2017, 10:21:41 PM
My prostate is throbbing out to the tune of 'Eye of the Tiger.'  I've got a hard on that won't quit. 

How you doing?
isn't that what bobo stated to Falkie in the county lockup before they "consummated" the "friendship" ?
LOL

Quote from: th'ONE on July 15, 2017, 10:33:07 PM
IQ level of this thread is indeed very impressive.
You definitely deserve each others.
Now I understand why Falkie is actually above you -even with his shortcomings.
No wonder he is banning you left and right.
Keep sucking............  :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
ok..Dimitri...George...Falkie2013...whatever your name of the day...
come back as yourself...
not as a Russian wannabe...very unbecoming, especially since you are part Japanese and part jooish...

CozyRozie

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on July 15, 2017, 10:43:48 PM
ok..Dimitri...George...Falkie2013...whatever your name of the day...
come back as yourself...
not as a Russian wannabe...very unbecoming, especially since you are part Japanese and part jooish...

I'm always myself & that's the torn that many of you can't digest.
You are triggered that a person with shitty English can 'rip you a new one' when your IQ goes too low even for Bellgab.
That's all. You are not used to to be schooled by foreigners with shitty english grammar, ...and that's your conundrum. ;) 8)

CozyRozie

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on July 15, 2017, 10:43:48 PM
ok..Dimitri...George...Falkie2013...whatever your name of the day...
come back as yourself...
not as a Russian wannabe...very unbecoming, especially since you are part Japanese and part jooish...

Wrong on both.
You know hating all Jews because they have some nasty greedy dudes amongst themselves is the same silly
as hating all muslims because they have ISIS dudes amongst themselves.

Just give your brains bit of oxygen people, and you might start thinking straight,normal,intelligent.


Quote from: Cheesy McSqueezy on July 15, 2017, 09:52:58 PM

*Looks over at the RS*  Ever been to the Lost Angeles County lock up?

Not in 1972.

CozyRozie

I'm hoping that brig in the morning being still sleepy will post, Praise MV, under my post just by clicking on it because she sees familiar avatar :P lol

whoozit

I'm hoping you'll get hit by a bus.  It's a shame most hopes and dreams lead to disappointment.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: whoozit on July 16, 2017, 03:21:47 AM
I'm hoping you'll get hit by a bus.  It's a shame most hopes and dreams lead to disappointment.

Seconded. With any luck he'll end up quadraspazzed but conscious, and we can hire Falkie to go over and shit in his mouth.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 16, 2017, 05:09:04 AM
Seconded. With any luck he'll end up quadraspazzed but conscious, and we can hire Falkie to go over and shit in his mouth.

I view him as a discount Jackstar. 

Like Jack, he's a paranoid racist with delusions of significance; but without being the world's leading distributor of smug.  He doesn't mind the chatter about Senda (good); but he scolds us for harshing on him (bad).  Worst of all, he lacks Jack's wit and (merciful) brevity.

So it's kind of a mixed bag.  At the end of the day, I'll pay the extra freight to fuck Jack in the ass instead.  He's a cuddler, and that's important to me.

damon

Quote from: Cheesy McSqueezy on July 15, 2017, 10:21:41 PM
My prostate is throbbing out to the tune of 'Eye of the Tiger.'  I've got a hard on that won't quit. 

How you doing?
Just look at Kathy and that will fix your hard on

Quote from: damon on July 16, 2017, 07:01:31 AM
Just look at Kathy and that will fix your hard on
You, Sir, are NOT a "YUGE undulating breast man"...
am I correct ?

damon

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on July 16, 2017, 08:07:35 AM
You, Sir, are NOT a "YUGE undulating breast man"...
am I correct ?
to do kathy I wil need at least 3 kegs of beer and no fucking mayo please.


damon

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on July 16, 2017, 08:14:31 AM
Kathy turns me on. I hope that she gives me a HAPPY ENDING.
Happy, does Mr senda knows that you really like Kathy aka his Girlfriend??

paladin1991

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 16, 2017, 05:09:04 AM
Seconded. With any luck he'll end up quadraspazzed but conscious, and we can hire Falkie to go over and shit in his mouth.
Ooooooooooh.



I like the way you think. ;D


paladin1991

Quote from: damon on July 16, 2017, 08:11:24 AM
to do kathy I wil need at least 3 kegs of beer and no fucking mayo please.

It's not 'fucking' mayo until you use it.

paladin1991

Quote from: damon on July 16, 2017, 08:19:55 AM
Happy, does Mr senda knows that you really like Kathy aka his Girlfriend??

Actually, Damon, she is 'Our Sweet Kathy.'  At least, that's the labeling on the box for the Fleshly Mutant Fuck Doll.  Didn't you read the labeling?  Or did you just tear open your box and into your dolls box?

damon

Quote from: Cheesy McSqueezy on July 16, 2017, 09:43:53 AM
Actually, Damon, she is 'Our Sweet Kathy.'  At least, that's the labeling on the box for the Fleshly Mutant Fuck Doll.  Didn't you read the labeling?  Or did you just tear open your box and into your dolls box?
Thank you for correcting me. Our Sweet Kathy is a one of a kind. Fedex has not dropped my yet because its on back order. I was told its a the most popular fuck doll that Real Doll company makes.

Quote from: damon on July 16, 2017, 08:11:24 AM
I plan to do kathy again, and use more mayo this time, she also requires me to put a paper bag over my head with Falkie's photo on the front and only grunt, like George does.
damn, and you still "do her"
*arent you even a little embarrassed ?

damon

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on July 16, 2017, 09:57:13 AM
damn, and you still "do her"
*arent you even a little embarrassed ?
Shh I will keep your little secret


Quote from: damon on July 16, 2017, 09:47:40 AM
Thank you for correcting me. Our Sweet Kathy is a one of a kind. Fedex has not dropped my yet because its on back order. I was told its a the most popular fuck doll that Real Doll company makes.
Damon,
Order a "returned, used" model...
costs a few bucks more, as she is "broken in" but...
NO WAITING...

*i personally supply them with 7-12 a week...
and before you ask, 1/2 inflated "she" fits !

damon

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on July 16, 2017, 10:39:02 AM
Damon,
Order a "returned, used" model...
costs a few bucks more, as she is "broken in" but...
NO WAITING...

*i personally supply them with 7-12 a week...
and before you ask, 1/2 inflated "she" fits !
Shhh, Do not tell George but I am ordering him one for Christmas with a side of Mayo. As long as Falkie gets it before Dec 24th all should be good. Can you work on a model of sweet Kathy Fuck Doll that will call falkie when he is doing a video too.

it is Sunday in Martinez, a slow day for the Police Department....
the whole Department is resting up, to prepare for another week of crime fighting !
what will their famous citizen, George Senda call them for next ?
delivered flowers ?
free drink refill ?
a fat cart that was not properly charged ?
an "all you can eat" restaurant ran out of lobster ?
Starbucks ran out of "free water" ?
someone stole his Casa Senda mailbox key ?


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