The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Spy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vC2lMzYRV0

Good morning Senda, you useless piece of shit.

So, you're having a colonoscopy (courtesy of the taxpayers). Question: How will they know in which end to insert the colonoscope? It's a well-known fact you only have two moving parts, your mouth and your rectum and they're interchangeable.

It was nice of you to to show us the laxative you'll ingest the day before the procedure. And it will be wonderful to watch you drink it on camera. Will you have a web cam in your bathroom so we can watch as your colon explosively evacuates itself and listen to the associated explosive evacuation noises as well as your screaming and cursing?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcVJMvVWDA

[Happier Times are Coming]

just thinking...
what a "hit" a coffee mug would be with ....
Falkie having "assumed the position", awaiting with anticipation, iPad in hands...
his COLONOSCOPY !

*now THAT is what I am thinking would make a GREAT GIFT !

[GravitySucks]

Is this when he broke his ipad?

[Happier Times are Coming]

I missed the "Raising Hell" with Dominoes follow up. If he did that. The "evil plot" against him. If he did a video in which he records or describe that follow-up, it would no doubt prove to be a "bigger Falkie."

If he emailed the corporate office with his "experience" described in full, I bet its reply went something like this from someone in the real world:

"Dear Dominoes customer:

We are disappointed to hear of your recent experience with our company. We strive to maintain the highest standards in providing our products and services to consumers. We regret any inconvenience this may have caused you. But, on the other hand and realistically, if you weren't such a f*ck and conduct yourself like a child, maybe this issue could have been handled better on your part? What in the hell is your problem?

Cordially,
Dominoes Corporate Office."

sometimes, when things fail to go "according to Falkie", Falkie just drops the issue.
the "Great assault and robbery of Slow Kathy at Walmart"
the "Case of the bleeding cooter staring Slow Kathy"
the "George Senda Show" produced by George Noory
the coming personal "Care Giver"...promised by ?
and most recently the Dominos Corporate response....

[Lilith]

Is this when he broke his ipad?

That's a KEEPER!!!   

[paladin1991]

Here is a video from George and he is talking about other dead person.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOtxBadwVy0

Are you shitting me, senda?  Shoot the zombie in the knees?  ''That'll sure slow them down."  A head shot.  Shoot them in the head.  Why would you waste bullets kneecapping the fuckers when a single bullet to the brain will settle their shit for good?

And bravo, on your many pregnant pauses as you felched and stumbled your way through your brain and misfiring synaptic processes searching out words for your anemic farewell to George Romero.

Oh, yeah, another missed opportunity for greatness when you and the rest of the unwanted missed the casting call '...by one day.'

That is your life isn't it?  Always a day late and a Prius short.

[paladin1991]

Hey Anthony,

You can go fuck yourself. Promoting your ipad funding and making money off of the George Romero death video. Some people actually knew the guy and cared about his work. You're a POS....

You knew Georgie?

[paladin1991]

No worries. Fatso will probably be dead soon himself, then someone can make a death video about the discovery of his bloated maggot-infested corpse and face eaten away by cats.

Laura!  Good to see you again.  Even if it's just in this sewer(gab) of a thread.

[paladin1991]

two things...
I saw my attorney and insurance underwriter at Church this morning...
it's looking like we need 32 days more..
BEFORE Falkie takes a dirt nap and his kitties have an "unending buffet"..
hopefully, I can have my "shopping" done !
(and, yes I have hired an assistant to help..time is of the essence)

and second,
are we to address the FAT ONE as Anthony now ?

Hot damn!  That's another great idea you've come up with.  senda could now rebrand himself and host the 'Fat Anthony' show!  Hey, hey, hey.

[damon]

To bad that there will be no live show when George does his probing from the Doctors Office. Is the Doctor a space alien? As we all know that George just loves things going up his Butt. Can Sweet Kathy give us a play by play of the probing? What about Ratty Patty? Whats her take on this?

[Open Lines Gerry]

The Master describes his latest cleaning efforts, and the cooling system (featuring box fans and Reflectix) that he has set up in his apartment.

I hope that he is able to stay cool and safe out there!  He is ROASTING!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kQ-_aXGSO8

Good luck with your colonoscopy, George.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Do bad that there will be no live show when George does his probing from the Doctors Office. Is the Doctor a space alien? As we all know that George just loves things going up his Butt.

what about a miniature Falkie dash character ?
you know the type I am referring to....
Falkie on his knees, head on the dash looking at "you"...
his FAT ASS up, way up in the air....red shorts(tm) around his ankles....
highlighting his "world famous" SWAMP BALLS swaying in the breeze...
of a miniature solar powered box fan...

*i think this would be a winner  !
I predict the "Falkie SWAMP BALLS swaying in the BoxCan breeze"...
would overtake the Hula Girl most drivers sport on their dash !

[damon]

The Master describes his latest cleaning efforts, and the cooling system (featuring box fans and Reflectix) that he has set up in his apartment.

I hope that he is able to stay cool and safe out there!  He is ROASTING!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kQ-_aXGSO8

Good luck with your colonoscopy, George.

Maybe if he uses his AC a little more at night will help him and I hope that his Probing goes will too. But if would be better if he was streaming it live with Sweet Kathy doing the play by plays. I would pay for that.

[Happier Times are Coming]

oh, before I forget...
GOOD LUCK ANTHONY ON YOUR UPCOMING, HIGHLY ANTICIPATED, MAKE SURE THEY GET ALL 58 FEET UP YOUR ASS, HOPING THEY CLEANED THE CAMERA UP AFTER THE LAST PATIENT, MAYO LUBED UP...COLONOSCOPY !

*i have heard they usually do not use Mayo as they claim it is not in their formulary !
(take your own jar...just in case)

[Happier Times are Coming]

do we refer to the FAT ONE as..
Anthony ?
George ?
Dimitri ?
Falkie ?
"The Guy from Pittsburgh" ?

and how do we refer to his "procedure" ?
the Anal Probe from hell ?
Falkie's adventure ?
What is the biggest thing you can stick up his ass ?
the Falkieoscopy ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

Falkie does know they use a "date rape like" drug before the "fun times"...
and sometimes Physicians and nurses have side bets on how "loosened up"...
the patient gets .....
I have heard some great stories of various items they have stuck up the patient's ass...
on a simple dare or bet !

[Happier Times are Coming]

when is the big day ?
of the anal probe anyway ?

*i may light a candle at church, for the Physician !

[MAX]

Mostly dull stuff but we do find out his ass has been bleeding and he lets us know his father was killed.

He always said his father just drowned in the bath but now he was killed, Falkie is a suspect once again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vC2lMzYRV0

Nice Man Tits Falkie

[CozyRozie]

Guys stop whining and get prepared for the Youtube beggar GEROGE ANTHONY SENDA to start begging for donations
because now he would need to buy adult diapers claiming that after the procedure his anus is leaking shit.
Maybe some of you can send him part of your supply of adult diapers or maybe even Art Bell can donate from his personal stash.

AND IN HIS NEXT VIDEO WATCH FOR A SLIGHTEST SMIRK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THE ANAL PROCEDURE
if there will be smirk on his face that means GEORGE ANTHONY SENDA enjoyed the anal procedure and will be back for more.
Taxpayers get your wallets ready...

[CozyRozie]

Wonder if the menthol cigarettes smoking nigger will strike again when Senda is gone to the doctors
and clear his hovel from all the electronics including that laptop from MV.

That would be so funny...
 

[Open Lines Gerry]

From The Master:
MAVERICK cigarette photo - inboxed to select recipients 3 days ago - posted here of my own volition to combat the "racist" canard



I did not have my glasses on the morning of the burglary so my eyes thought it said Newport.
This is what I stepped on in front of my sofa bed on the floor after I went out to the balcony to leave dry food for the cats.

As George said in his video, he doesn't just make stuff up!

[CozyRozie]

From The Master:
MAVERICK cigarette photo - inboxed to select recipients 3 days ago - posted here of my own volition to combat the "racist" canard



I did not have my glasses on the morning of the burglary so my eyes thought it said Newport.
This is what I stepped on in front of my sofa bed on the floor after I went out to the balcony to leave dry food for the cats.

As George said in his video, he doesn't just make stuff up!

O no,...can you just imagine what his ass will be thinking after the procedure ??
if his eyes deceived him just wait and watch what his anus will do to him...

[damon]

News about porn blocking. THe question is Falkie make up the rules of the internet now?

https://www.rt.com/uk/367959-porn-censor-unconventional-sex/
https://www.rt.com/uk/396542-porn-sex-age-check/

[CozyRozie]

News about porn blocking. THe question is Falkie make up the rules of the internet now?

https://www.rt.com/uk/367959-porn-censor-unconventional-sex/
https://www.rt.com/uk/396542-porn-sex-age-check/

Stop posting this RUSSIAN propaganda RT News Channel trying to teach morals to the West

[Happier Times are Coming]

From The Master:
MAVERICK cigarette photo - inboxed to select recipients 3 days ago - posted here of my own volition to combat the "racist" canard



I did not have my glasses on the morning of the burglary so my eyes thought it said Newport.
This is what I stepped on in front of my sofa bed on the floor after I went out to the balcony to leave dry food for the cats.

As George said in his video, he doesn't just make stuff up!

come on now...
Falkie, being the good citizen, surely turned over such important material evidence as the "Menthol Newport cigarette"...
KNOWING it would implicate a BLACK MAN...
could it be...when the Martinez Police department responded to the home invasion Robbery that "supposedly" (see slow Kathy assault and robbery at Walmart) happened looked at said evidence and pointed out it was NOT a Menthol Newport cigarette (which Falkie has NOT publicly retracted) he simply stated...."oh, we'll forget about the cigarette"

[Happier Times are Coming]

yea, that explains why he has not devoted a whole broadcast to the DNA evidence ..

[CozyRozie]

yea, that explains why he has not devoted a whole broadcast to the DNA evidence ..

Exactly!

I posted before that Falkie missed great opportunity to make interesting videos on this robbery case,
filming and presenting various details of that case including cigarette butt where it was left, (and where the $4 food money were that MV took)
where the Ipad was exactly located, etc-etc,..it was missed opportunity to do investigating report,
instead Senda is regurgitating News reports that we can watch on real news channels.

[CozyRozie]

*** URGENT PRAYER REQUEST ***

Please someone with email access to George Noory submit prayer request to Norry to pray for George Senda's anus.
put: "URGENT!! Senda's anus needs your prayers" in the email title...

[nooryisawesome]

*** URGENT PRAYER REQUEST ***

Please someone with email access to George Noory submit prayer request to Norry to pray for George Senda's anus.
put: "URGENT!! Senda's anus needs your prayers" in the email title...

GNprivate@coasttocoastam.com

[Norm]

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How to Prepare for your Colonoscopy

Guzzle down a gallon of icky tasting fluid. (It helps to allow yourself to become dehydrated before starting, spend extra time outside in the sun)

In about one hour the fun starts.

Make sure you have several rolls of backup TP handy. A wet mop as well.

Try to avoid having a bowel movement while riding public transportation. Other passengers have noses too.

If you do have a loose BM while enroute to the doctor, bring an extra pair of shorts and duck behind a dumpster to do a quick change. Avoid eye contact with sleeping junkies.

Tomorrow's topic will be: 'How to prepare for your endoscopy'

Even funner than your colonoscopy and you get to wear loose clothes.