The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Being the forum's expert on this phenomenon, observations have confirmed your findings sir. Another 3% and stray cats will start orbiting his mass.

You're an expert on fat people?

What do you think of IB?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I REFUSE to post there because every time I do I get continually attacked by the haters and trolls and I'm tired of it.

Damn!  Falkie is just too smart for us.  If only he would PERSONALLY post in the thread instead of by proxy.  I'm totally unable to make fun of what he says when he does that!  Curses!

[GravitySucks]

You're an expert on fat people?

What do you think of IB?

Gravity.  It's not just a good idea, it is the law.

[onan]

Have another gallon of chocolate lard flavored fat cream.

[Walks_At_Night]

With $1.3 billion on hand the new chair can be tricked out a bit:


Of course then he'll have to buy FearBoysWithBugs's hat to go with it.

[PB the Deplorable]

Happy wife, happy life. 

Money, wife, happiness, choose any two.

[Roswells, Art]

As for Pinky the cat, he was NOT malnourished.
He was starving and dehydrated

He wasn't malnourished but he was starving? Yikes, are you sure you didn't steal someones pet?

[onan]

He wasn't malnourished but he was starving? Yikes, are you sure you didn't steal someones pet?

You're not questioning falkie, are you?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Being the forum's expert on this phenomenon, observations have confirmed your findings sir. Another 3% and stray cats will start orbiting his mass.

[Inglorious Bitch]

You're an expert on fat people?

What do you think of IB?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Money, wife, happiness, choose any two.

Ouch!

[Roswells, Art]

You're not questioning falkie, are you?

Of course not. That would be an exercise in futil...Oh god. Nevermind.

[Who]

Senda tells what he would do with $1.3 billion dollars.   For the first time, he acknowledges he's collected more in government benefits than he paid into the system while he was "working."  He says he might write a check for $100,000 to the U.S. Treasury.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXBnlC_UmNY

[Roswells, Art]

Senda tells what he would do with $1.3 billion dollars. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXBnlC_UmNY

Figures it would be a 19 minute video.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I though making a new paragraph was enough to separate the two topics, but some people just want to see the world burn.

I'm sorry, honey.  Next time I will make two posts.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I'm sorry, honey.  Next time I will make two posts.

OK, daddy.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Senda tells what he would do with $1.3 billion dollars.   For the first time, he acknowledges he's collected more in government benefits than he paid into the system while he was "working." 

Really?! So the truth finally comes out! You're a trooper to sit through 19 minutes of this. I fell asleep after the first 3 minutes.

He says he might write a check for $100,000 to the U.S. Treasury.

Yeah, right. When pigs fly.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

OK, daddy.

By the way, how could you see your brain without your reading glasses?

[Inglorious Bitch]

By the way, how could you see your brain without your reading glasses?

Maybe because I don't use glasses. Derp.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Really?! So the truth finally comes out!

Another truth that came out is that he pisses away his welfare on lottery tickets, something he has consistently lied about NOT doing in the past.

I wonder how the churches feel about him gambling his money away while he takes food from them?

You're a trooper to sit through 19 minutes of this. I fell asleep after the first 3 minutes.

Here's how:

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Maybe because I don't use glasses. Derp.

A woman of your age?  Impressive

[GravitySucks]

Really?! So the truth finally comes out! You're a trooper to sit through 19 minutes of this. I fell asleep after the first 3 minutes.


Yeah, right. When pigs fly.

If he got donations to buy a stamp, and got someone to driv him to the post office and if he had an envelope that wasn't soaked in cat piss, then maybe, just maybe he might mail it.

[Inglorious Bitch]

A woman of your age?  Impressive

It's impressive that a man of your age is able to stay awake long enough to finish a post.

[Inglorious Bitch]

If he got donations to buy a stamp, and got someone to driv him to the post office and if he had an envelope that wasn't soaked in cat piss, then maybe, just maybe he might mail it.

Oh Griftie Falkie would never pay back money that he suckered out of the taxpayers and government. There's plenty of Apple toys to be had with $100,000.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

It's impressive that a man of your age is able to stay awake long enough to finish a post.

Don't project my reaction upon seeing you naked with other activities in life.

[GravitySucks]

It's impressive that a man of your age is able to stay awake long enough to finish a post.

I see you are keeping your skills polished for that inevitable day the #freeeddiecoyle movement gets results. Good for you.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I see you are keeping your skills polished for that inevitable day the #freeeddiecoyle movement gets results. Good for you.

LOL! His balls have made lovely earrings. A little on the small side, but any large jewelry is always garish.

[Rally Squirrel]

Really?! So the truth finally comes out! You're a trooper to sit through 19 minutes of this. I fell asleep after the first 3 minutes.

He mumbles his way through most of it but we learn that he would blow it all fast. He considers buying the Playboy Mansion as a possibility.

The rest is more mumbling about his cats and their dull names, Fuzzy, Orangie, Stinky, Sleepy, Sneezy ect.

Most of the video is him looking down just murmuring.

[Inglorious Bitch]

He mumbles his way through most of it but we learn that he would blow it all fast. He considers buying the Playboy Mansion as a possibility.

Yeah, I saw that. Way to waste even more money - on Hugh Hefner's stupid mansion. Figures that would be the first thing to come to his mind. What's someone like Senda going to do with that? Can you imagine Senda and Kathy as lord and mistress of that manor?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I see you are keeping your skills polished for that inevitable day the #freeeddiecoyle movement gets results.

If she'd be a little more ladylike, maybe the boys would come callin' again -- like they did in middle school.