The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Curandero81]

PaladinkyDick,
Hey, are you really that FUCKIN' STUPID ?
fuckin' your biological son, casioson ??
(well, I guess you are a grandpa too..)

[Curandero81]

PaladinkyDick,
have you seen your granddaughter
or has there been a court order issued preventing that ?

[Rally Squirrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSePvLrlgmM

From an outing several months ago, Kathy spots a book that she recognizes and expresses her pleasure for it in a series of oohs, ahhs and grunts. The real action starts at 3 minutes in.

Why would Kathy be such a fan of The Green Smoothie Prescription: A Complete Guide to Total Health, is it the pictures?

[Curandero81]

PaladinkyDick,
Hey,
where are ya'
(court order to stay of the Internet??)
hahaha

[MAX]

I can't imagine any ER doctor giving a patient morphine for ankle pain.  Morphine has some serious side effects including suppression of  respiration.  I don't believe it happened. 

357 pound patient:  My ankle hurts and I have asthma and COPD.  Also have two credit cards.
Doctor: Morphine should fix you right up.  There we go.  Go home and get some rest.  And, if you start turning blue and can't breathe, give us a call.  Next?

Not ever given out if not admitted to hospital and not for ankle pain needs to be critical care, CCU  another words it's bullshit.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCqU3TrNJP4

We learn that a stroll to the Post Office took Falkie out for 4 days.
He was in bed for 4 days constantly screaming in pain until Patty came to his rescue.

Falkie's habit over the past few years is to have a major medical emergency during the holidays -- no doubt designed to soften up the chumps -- followed by a plaintive appeal for donations. 

We should be hearing something within the next week or so if the pattern holds.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Not ever given out if not admitted to hospital and not for ankle pain needs to be critical care, CCU  another words it's bullshit.

Welcome to the ranks of the "pseudo medical experts" that are calling bullshit on Falkie's fake medical claims.

Video later.

[akwilly]

Well if his kids and grandkids are one and the same, think of the money that he will save on Christmas and birthday presents.

ya those kids would be so dopey that they would be happy with an empty box to play in.

[akwilly]

Bro, you are cold and evil.   Cold and evil.

if .001% of what the cuntendrum has written about you is true than you make me look like mother terresa

[Jackstar]

the cuntendrum

I am beyond intrigued by this new addition to my vocabulary. Tell me everything. Omit nothing.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

https://youtu.be/3roZrbj45IQ

Fatso doubles down on the lie that he was screaming in bed for four days, even though his own videos utterly debunk this.

Other than that, nothing worth watching.

[Rally Squirrel]

https://youtu.be/3roZrbj45IQ

Fatso doubles down on the lie that he was screaming in bed for four days, even though his own videos utterly debunk this.

Other than that, nothing worth watching.

Well there is a chuckle worthy moment.
Falkie has been reading at an adult level since the age of three. He is a well read man with an apartment filled with literature and he called you "Kids afraid of bugs."

[Roswells, Art]

Falkie's habit over the past few years is to have a major medical emergency during the holidays -- no doubt designed to soften up the chumps -- followed by a plaintive appeal for donations. 

We should be hearing something within the next week or so if the pattern holds.

It came early this year. We should be gearing up for the first quarter/early spring financial crisis about now.

George is desperate right now.  He has his rent to pay, his electric bill to pay, his internet bill to pay, his girlfriend's car insurance to pay, and he has frayed iPad charger cords to replace.  My iPhone cord has held up for 2+ years somehow, but he keeps getting faulty ones as shown in his videos, and those things COST MONEY.  He's brought us the monitor, and he's got his mic working again too.  Kathy has left Boop high and dry, and the cat needs dry food, wet food, litter, and litter box liners.  I suppose you think he should have just left Pinky the stray cat behind to roam the aisles of storage units in Sacramento too, rather than giving him a decent home.  What more do you want?  Do you think these things pay for themselves?

[Roswells, Art]

One from the vaults:

Don't EVER assume YOU know what MY vegetable & fruit buying habits are.

[pate]

Question:  What are Cucumbers and Bananas

For the win.

I wagered* an all expense paid {travel not in'cthulu'd} trip to the local QWiccan-Mart, for three meals consisting of a TUBULAR SAUSAGE w/ roll, bag o' crisps, and toddler sized Sugarless-Fountain-Beverage/juice-box/milk.

*Prize may be claimed by a single entrant WITH VALID CALIFORNIA DRIVERS LICENSE.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Well there is a chuckle worthy moment.
Falkie has been reading at an adult level since the age of three. He is a well read man with an apartment filled with literature and he called you "Kids afraid of bugs."

He's trying to be cleverly dismissive.  As in everything else he does, this particular effort sucks donkey dick.

[ONeill]

Yeah, Samsquanch should absolutely be legally obliged to wear a bra. Otherwise her accelerated fun bags will one day decapitate an innocent bystander when she rapidly turns around.

[ONeill]

Yeah, Hello Kitty shit. Can we really be sure we are talking about an adult person in here?

[Yorkshire pud]

Yeah, Samsquanch should absolutely be legally obliged to wear a bra. Otherwise her accelerated fun bags will one day decapitate an innocent bystander when she rapidly turns around.

Point of order; those bags cannot remotely be in the same sentence as fun.

[ONeill]

I think I know why Senda spent four days in bed screaming in pain. He fucked himself up while producing this epic shining bruise. At least there is some justice in that.

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

OK, let's get back to the Man himself. What is it Senda, did you crash your "shave my filthy mug" fund to support your trip to the woo woo con that won't happen anyway because you won't fit into a plane seat?

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

What is this shirt? Is this another pyjamas or did he mooch it from a closing rodeo?

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

OK, left... no.... the other left, I mean right, no no, the other right... yay!

[onan]

What is this shirt? Is this another pyjamas or did he mooch it from a closing rodeo?

Sir, that is prime "good will" shopping. Or, a deal at the mortuary close out store. Or, and this is probably it: new uniform from the panhandle club.

[ONeill]