The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[GravitySucks]

Hmmm, something everyone wants (pizza) versus something only 1 person wants (sex). I don't know.   

I used to think all women were alike. Now I know it.

Hard to believe I learned something in the Falkie thread.

[Yorkshire pud]

  Women, we're still better than a hotdog bun.

Well, seeing as you put it like that...

[Yorkshire pud]

I used to think all women were alike. Now I know it.

Hard to believe I learned something in the Falkie thread.

You'd expect it would be a font of information after a 1000 pages though.. 

[onan]

Did she lose all respect for you?

She's married to him, so yeah.

[Yorkshire pud]

She's married to him, so yeah.

Does getting a delivery from Amazon qualify as marriage though? No matter how many yards of card she was wrapped in?

[Walks_At_Night]

Does getting a delivery from Amazon qualify as marriage though? No matter how many yards of card she was wrapped in?

Oh it does.  Tick the Married Filing Jointly box on the tax form and everything.

Plus fixed her flat tire this AM

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh it does.  Tick the Married Filing Jointly box on the tax form and everything.

Plus fixed her flat tire this AM

Your sex life is your own affair. Seriously.

[onan]

Does getting a delivery from Amazon qualify as marriage though? No matter how many yards of card she was wrapped in?

Yes, yes it does.

[GravitySucks]

  Women, we're still better than a hotdog bun.

Never tried a hotdog bun so I am not an expert.

[onan]

  Women, we're still better than a hotdog bun.

I don't have to agree with a hot dog bun to enjoy it.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Am I to understand that Senda is STILL doing his videos from bed?! Talk about LAZY. He doesn't even sit up to do them. If he doesn't get out of bed soon, he will become one of those fat people that need a wall in the home removed to get them out of the house.

I like the part about how he is screaming in agony, but when the doctor prescribes physical therapy -- exercise of a sort -- to fix that, he says he will get to it in "a week or two."

So the stray cat he took in ran away from home.  Looks like even the cat can't stand the smell of his place.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

  Women, we're still better than a hotdog bun.

Not when you both have ketchup.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I don't have to agree with a hot dog bun to enjoy it.

Sometimes it's just less trouble to enjoy the hotdog without the bun.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I used to think all women were alike. Now I know it.

I don't have to agree with a hot dog bun to enjoy it.

Not when you both have ketchup.

Alright, alright! This is starting to sound like a chapter meeting of the He-Man Woman Haters Club. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Never tried a hotdog bun so I am not an expert.

I'm sure akwilly can show you the ropes.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Your sex life is your own affair. Seriously.

Happy wife, happy life. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Happy wife, happy life. 

Yes, exactly what is the secret to attaining the former to ensure the latter?

[GravitySucks]

Not when you both have ketchup.

That is gross even for the Falkie thread.

[GravitySucks]

I'm sure akwilly can show you the ropes.

I'll just remain semipro. But thank you anyway.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Happy wife, happy life. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Yeah, good luck with that... 

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Yeah, good luck with that... 

This is the fantasy that men whacked off to before porn went mainstream and became widely available.

[Rally Squirrel]

Sometimes it's just less trouble to enjoy the hotdog without the bun.

I miss Rockout.

[GravitySucks]

This is the fantasy that men whacked off to before porn went mainstream and became widely available.

No I think they kept the Sears catalog in the bathroom.

[starrmtn001]

Yeah, Samsquanch should absolutely be legally obliged to wear a bra. Otherwise her accelerated fun bags will one day decapitate an innocent bystander when she rapidly turns around.

Do your Boobs Hang Low

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N-LhhrH-c8

[FearBoysWithBugs]

No I think they kept the Sears catalog in the bathroom.

No, I meant the fantasies that porn has integrated into the millennials and Gen Xer's that all women love to be choked by cock, slam fucked, or take three dicks in the ass.

For the Greatest Generation, it was that women were panting to serve you, much like you see in that advert.  It was a simpler time.

[Jackstar]

For the Greatest Generation, it was that women were panting to serve you

Were? WEAK.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Were? WEAK.

[Rally Squirrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGz0tIuORg

Not his best but it starts with him noticing some crap on his shirt then getting confused by his left and right. It is always funny.

[Inglorious Bitch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGz0tIuORg

Not his best but it starts with him noticing some crap on his shirt then getting confused by his left and right. It is always funny.

1. Why does he look like Santa Claus now? If he had done that last month, he could have gotten work as a Santa.

2. You know he has no money for laundry. He's told us as much. No money left over for laundry when there are more important things to be buying like Hello Kitty crap and lottery tickets.