The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[FearBoysWithBugs]

George and Kathy at their sexual peak = just too hard to fathom.

Do you think she does anal?  "[slapslapslap] Oh, yeah, Kathy, spread those cheeks, baby...take it all, you filthy whore...*smack*...yeah baby daddy's home, time to pay the internet bill..."  etc

[GravitySucks]

George and Kathy at their sexual peak = just too hard to fathom.

http://youtu.be/WkzjkMoBpVw

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Okay to post this

Our sex life is none of your damn business so just STFU about it. 

I have also not been able to have sex for years because of age and weight issues.  The last time Kathy and I did it, we took the leaf out of the dining room table.  She got on top of it and I came up through the hole in the middle. Then her mom and sister held her legs apart and we did it.

Doggy style didn't work for us.  Kathy's ass is too big and I have size issues because of my fat pad. When we tried it, I would pick up my stomach and put it on her back and then spread her ass cheeks apart. 

Missionary was probably the best thing, with some pillows under her. Even then it wasn't really pleasurable because of my fat plus her fat just getting in the way.

[3OctaveFart]

Ugh.

In all seriousness, a daily regimen of sex would be great aerobically for both. Certainly good for the spirit.

[Rally Squirrel]

I'm surprised that they would administer morphine to someone with both asthma and COPD, as Falkie claims to have.  If it was given to him in the hand, it's much more likely that he was given a dilute solution by slow IV infusion.  That's not the same thing as a "morphine injection," but I suppose those words sound more dramatic.

It's just so hard to tell what is real and what is not with Baron Von Munchhausen.  The fucker lies like mad.

He said his foot was swollen because of his sciatica. More likely it was gout and the injection was an anti-inflammatory.

[Yorkshire pud]

http://youtu.be/WkzjkMoBpVw

Those hippos are Rhinos. Jesus, don't they teach this shit in schools?

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

I would pick up my stomach and put it on her back and then spread her ass cheeks apart.

[Who]

I'm surprised that they would administer morphine to someone with both asthma and COPD, as Falkie claims to have.

I can't imagine any ER doctor giving a patient morphine for ankle pain.  Morphine has some serious side effects including suppression of  respiration.  I don't believe it happened. 

357 pound patient:  My ankle hurts and I have asthma and COPD.  Also have two credit cards.
Doctor: Morphine should fix you right up.  There we go.  Go home and get some rest.  And, if you start turning blue and can't breathe, give us a call.  Next?

[Inglorious Bitch]

I don't believe it happened. 

Surely Falkie wouldn't lie.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Those hippos are Rhinos. Jesus, don't they teach this shit in schools?

Apparently not.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I can't imagine any ER doctor giving a patient morphine for ankle pain.  Morphine has some serious side effects including suppression of  respiration.  I don't believe it happened. 

357 pound patient:  My ankle hurts and I have asthma and COPD.  Also have two credit cards.
Doctor: Morphine should fix you right up.  Here we go.  Go home and get some rest.  And, if you start turning blue and can't breathe, give us a call.  Next?

Maybe they're just tired of taking care of him for every ache and pain -- problem solved.

[Inglorious Bitch]

disturbing video

To be fair, I don't think either Falkie or Kathy are up to the deed. If I weren't such a lady, I would bring up titty fucking. But it's too crass, so I won't bring it up.

[GravitySucks]

To be fair, I don't think either Falkie or Kathy are up to the deed. If I weren't such a lady, I would bring up titty fucking. But it's too crass, so I won't bring it up.

Thank you for not bringing up titty fucking.

[3OctaveFart]

They could have intercourse in a hot tub, the water acting as a sort of sustaining amniotic fluid.

Think of that next time you set foot in a public hot tub. That, and it being used for washing of body sores and whatnot.

[Yorkshire pud]

Thank you for not bringing up titty fucking.

We're fortunate that she didn't. She's too much a lady.

[Yorkshire pud]

They could have intercourse in a hot tub, the water acting as a sort of sustaining amniotic fluid.

Think of that next time you set foot in a public hot tub. That, and it being used for washing of body sores and whatnot.

I hope all your camels are cursed and lice ridden through putting that thought in our heads.

[Inglorious Bitch]

They could have intercourse in a hot tub, the water acting as a sort of sustaining amniotic fluid.

Thanks for the thought of shamoo (Falkie's pet name for Kathy) and shamooch getting jiggy with it at Seaworld.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM

[Who]

Maybe they're just tired of taking care of him for every ache and pain.

Maybe the "doctor" was George Noory's veterinarian?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

If I weren't such a lady, I would bring up titty fucking.

Sure, Falkie can do that.  He looks like he has a pretty nice rack.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

They could have intercourse in a hot tub, the water acting as a sort of sustaining amniotic fluid.

Think of that next time you set foot in a public hot tub. That, and it being used for washing of body sores and whatnot.

There's a tiny little problem with this otherwise innovative plan.  Senda is such a gigantic retard that he needs everything shown to him, in person, step by step.

But hey, if you're up for it, who am I to judge.

[GravitySucks]

Maybe the "doctor" was George Noory's veterinarian?

Maybe next time they will mix in some ketamine.

[3OctaveFart]

You live in his backyard, not me.

I'd wish for Falkie to find a new partner, frankly. Almost anyone would be an upgrade.

[onan]

You live in his backyard, not me.

I'd wish for Falkie to find a new partner, frankly.

Neither one of them are healthy enough for a relationship. Even a dysfunctional relationship is above their talent level. They are together because water and dirt make mud.

[starrmtn001]

Well MV, I finally voted on this thread lol.

[3OctaveFart]

I agree with you, but we've been over all this many times. It's not going to change, so what's the point.

[GravitySucks]

Neither one of them are healthy enough for a relationship. Even a dysfunctional relationship is above their talent level. They are together because water and dirt make mud.

Can you shorten that so it can be used in the top right corner?

[Who]

They are together because water and dirt make mud.

[Who]

Bill and Hillary, UFOs, Gravitas and Sciatica.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3roZrbj45IQ

Note: Obesity is a risk factor for sciatica. By increasing the stress on the spine, excess body weight can contribute to the spinal changes that trigger sciatica.

[paladin1991]

I thought about trying to get one or two of them for myself. They could cook and clean for me when they aren't working their 3rd job. Then after the 6 months or however the visa would last expires I could ship her off and get a younger one. And no if my buddy is indeed wooing his flesh and blood I would get greater enjoyment stealing some of her hair and getting it DNA tested and popping the news to him after they are married and maybe right as she is going into labor.

Bro, you are cold and evil.   Cold and evil. 

[Curandero81]

Bro, you are cold and evil.   Cold and evil.

cold ?
evil ?
like when YOU found out your "bitch" casioson was really your biological son ?
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