The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[FearBoysWithBugs]

But you have to admit it's insanely cute how Falkie thinks that the stipulation that Heffner gets to live out his days there means that Falkie gets to live there too and Heffner lives in a guest bedroom or something like a sick grandfather in an unloving family where the ungrateful kids pass by the door hoping the coughing sounds go silent today.

I think Falkie would have Hefner chained to a water heater in the basement.

[onan]

I think Falkie would have Hefner chained to a water heater in the basement.

Ask falkie about his hooker fantasies. I am betting there is some real kink there. Mommy issues, anger issues, male role model issues... Hooo boy there is some fun in that disney ride.

[weeberwubber]

Ask falkie about his hooker fantasies. I am betting there is some real kink there. Mommy issues, anger issues, male role model issues... Hooo boy there is some fun in that disney ride.

Oh man, that ride idea would be awesome. There is probably a dark ride with cars and a track in the still abandoned Six Flags New Orleans that wouldn't take much modification at all considering how it's currently seasoned. Just change the name. Don't have to brand it Falkie in order to avoid the eventual lawsuit designed to make him money. Maybe something like "Mr. Chode's Wild Apartment Ride"

[GravitySucks]

Why Falkie should buy cat food and not lottery tickets

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/03/31/mega-millions-winners-might-not-be-so-lucky-jack-whittaker-and-more-unlucky-lotto-winners.html

[Defwhale]

If he got donations to buy a stamp, and got someone to driv him to the post office and if he had an envelope that wasn't soaked in cat rat piss, then maybe, just maybe he might mail it.

FIFY

[FearBoysWithBugs]

He mumbles his way through most of it but we learn that he would blow it all fast. He considers buying the Playboy Mansion as a possibility.

The rest is more mumbling about his cats and their dull names, Fuzzy, Orangie, Stinky, Sleepy, Sneezy ect.

Most of the video is him looking down just murmuring.

He says that if he won $1.3 billion in the lottery that he would lose some weight.

Well, at least we know his price now.

Also, he got some spam email so he decided to block that by changing his password.  Brilliant.

[jazmunda]

I haven't visited this thread since page 991 and as much as I like to get my jollies off reading this thread for some perverse reason I think that reading 20 plus pages of Falkie in one go might undo 2 weeks of relaxing vacation. A cliff notes version might satisfy my craving without overdosing.

[ONeill]

Hey Falkie, I thought you denied ever trying to pimp out a pregnant woman for lactation fetish sessions.

What's this all about, then?

I really hope that this famous post where Senda's lusting for his mother's big tits and blaming her for his fetishes is preserved somewhere.

[GravitySucks]

I haven't visited this thread since page 991 and as much as I like to get my jollies off reading this thread for some perverse reason I think that reading 20 plus pages of Falkie in one go might undo 2 weeks of relaxing vacation. A cliff notes version might satisfy my craving without overdosing.

STFU HATER

[jazmunda]

STFU HATER

Video later?

[GravitySucks]

Video later?

Maybe

[Roswells, Art]

I haven't visited this thread since page 991 and as much as I like to get my jollies off reading this thread for some perverse reason I think that reading 20 plus pages of Falkie in one go might undo 2 weeks of relaxing vacation. A cliff notes version might satisfy my craving without overdosing.

Just the same old stuff. Falkie is now sending someone else his messages to post here, that way he isn't really posting here. He has new aches and pains that are totally not self inflicted, is now making videos of his ceiling while lying down, oh and he stole someone's pet and killed it.

[Falkie2013]

Just the same old stuff. Falkie is now sending someone else his messages to post here, that way he isn't really posting here. He has new aches and pains that are totally not self inflicted, is now making videos of his ceiling while lying down, oh and he stole someone's pet and killed it.

Ok, assholes.
Thats fucking enough !

I did not hurt MY cat, he disappeard and someone using Jazmunda's name has been spamming the email of another Bellgabber and someone has been signing me up for hundreds of news alerts and I am sick and tired of the SF Redbook trolls and stalkers using posts that I cannot read nor refute to attack me and changing the truth of events to suit their own ends.
MV has said that he does nothing about this because I reveal too much of my life on the net.
That is a copout and I told him that.
He won't enforce his own rules because ( unless the conjecture is in error ) he makes money off this thread.

I don't hit girlfriends, Mothers, cats or any other animals except when I am attacked and it is not a play attack.
I have had cats for 38 years and loved Pinky even he was new to my home.
Kathy is also heartsick over it and Pinky even came up to Patty for petting when she took me to the hospital last week.
And the reason I was doing videos in bed in the last 2 weeks is because my foot ( which has a case of bursitis on the left heel and foot and I have a sciatic nerve problem ) was too swollen and in too much pain for me to walk on it.
Once I have surgery on the right hell from the tear last year on the ligament, you'll see me sitting up in bed for a month and a half if my doctor allows it. I won't be able to walk on it if until it heals.

You want me back on this thread permanently ?

I have several conditions.

1 ) Rally Squirrel and Bugs and others are to stop posting information from the site I used to be on.
If they left this forum forever, that would be great too.

2) Get MV to remove the picture of my Mother that that jerk Little Chris posted.
    She never used the internet or a computer in her life and I never posted her picture anywhere because I knew the SFR haters, stalkers and trolls would attack her in person as one did when he called her up at her home and upset her greatly by telling her my political preferences.

3 ) Afford ME the courtesy of posting on this or any other thread that any other poster on this board has the right to do without being PERSONALLY attacked the minute I come on the board or a thread to post.
    Frankly if I never mentioned Bellgab at all it would be fine and its one thing that MV brought up, though I feel that since HE is not being attacked constantly he cannot know what its like.

4 ) Stop the photoshop pictures of me hitting Kathy and other things showing me and her. She doens't deserve that and both of us have said it didn't happen in Napa and doesn't happen.
At times when I have been mad at her I have said unkind things about her and even so, we are still together and I would not dump her if I won the Lotto, that's a joke.
There are times when she is insufferable when she's with me and the reverse is also true. Both of us can be old, cranky and are set in our ways and like my Mother who was a Besserwisser who thought only her opinion mattered and who expected the rest of the family to do as she demanded and when she was resisted, railed about it, Kathy has far strident opinions on life and people than I do and I have tried to get her to temper these opinions. I and others have had limited success with this and its one of the reasons we VERBALLY fight.
But ... we do LOVE each other no matter what ANY one on or off here thinks and if one would predecease the other, the other would feel somewhat lost.
I'm better with tech stuff than she is. I'm better with dealing with paperwork and bureaucrats than she is.
Shes better with money than I.
I spend it, and too far too much when I go out with her than I do when I go out by myself.
And it doesn't help that she keeps asking me to help buy her Pokemon or other stuff that she thinks is soooo cute and she has to have it right now.
What do you think the bulk of the stuff she has in storage is ? Its about 1/2 collectibles ( and not rat or roach ridden either. ).
She's obsessed with shopping and it makes her happy for a minute or two and then she must have the next exciting thing.
And I know what you're going to say.
I buy stuff I need but there are months I do nothing but pay bills, buy cat food and food and buy NOTHING extraneous.
When I need something for the Mac or Ipad or something to do videos that some of you hate ( but still watch ) I buy it because it is needed for my purposes NOT yours.
And stop telling me I have NO right to buy what I want with money given to me by the government.
I can't even walk right now because of past injuries and that is in part WHY I receive LEGAL disability benefits each month.
NOT because I'm stealing it out of your wallets.
Congress created the laws to help those unable to work due to injuries, infirmity, disbility or mental impairment.
Don't like the law ?
Lobby to change it, but get off our backs about it.

5 ) QUIT the bullshit that I am a welfare, tax, medical, ssi, unemployment fraud and a grifter as well.
Were I are grifter and a successful one, I'd be in Vegas, or New York or the Riveria living the good life, not in a cramped apartment.
First of all, its an idiotic thing to say.
You cannot get unemployment and get SSI, taxes would mean I would be working and I am not and if I were ABLE to work ( and I have detailed at length my medical problems which get ignored because its easier to attack me solely on the basis of my weight or the fact that I do NOT work while ignoring that I cannot work ), I certainly would.
Also quit the bs that I " sold out " to Noory.
He did me a kindness by buying my glasses because I could not afford to.
He also reimbursed me and Kathy for our expenses and the trouble we had meeting him for the interview.
I don't attack him anymore because he and I are involved in a video venture that may or may not happen and it would not be right to do so.
I barely listen to his show anymore ( but will with the numbers lady and John Hogue, this week ) and Noory has NEVER treated me unkindly unlike so many here have.
   
Of course, I should know better in asking and can't enforce any of it, because this " vaguely lovable " group, turned on Art Bell when he quit recently, turned on Heather as well saying she was terrible ( I didn't because I have NEVER heard her and when Art was on half the time I felt like I was back listening to Sirius, that didn't work right either, and I couldn't get DRMN to work ).

It's not fun for me to even read this board anymore and see the same jerks posts pages and pages and pages of the same bs.
That's a huge reason why I stay off of here. It sickens me to read and see some of the filth, lies, slander and innuendo and made up or twisted untruths about me on here.

I have a life away from this keyboard and screen.
So does Kathy.
If both of us had been able to work until this age, both of us would be retired and we do wonder if we'd still be attacked for not working if we had had higher paying jobs where we could have saved money as others were able to do.

Its time to decide.

Do you want to keep driving me away and have me never come back or do you want to afford me the courtesy of allowing me to post on what is purportedly MY thread ( and don't bring up that it belongs to MV, that's changing the subject and you know it ) ?

It's your choice now.

I'm out to finish one video, feed the cats and go to bed because my voice is hoarse and I still have a sinus infection ( again ) and am not getting enough sleep from the pain in the foot. Luckily, the back pain and turning my body have lessened.
Oh, and one last thing.
QUIT saying I am asking for sympathy when I talk about why I'm not posting videos or doing something.
If it hurts too much, I stay in bed with multiple ice packs or heating pads on me depending on what has happened.
I am tired of being hurt too much, and while some of it is my fault, some of it is also the fault of doctors who did nothing for YEARS to cure or solve the problem and the syptoms.

And screw the people on here who assume that they know more about what I am doing and my motivations than I do and Bugs who is batshit crazy and who says I am AFRAID to post here.
I'm not afraid of anyone here.
Disgusted, annoyed, aggravated, the list is endless.
But not my friends on here, though some have turned out to be total turncoats when I or Kathy objected to their behavior.

Good night or good morning as it is for you.

[Roswells, Art]

Both Jazmunda and Falkie come back from vacation at the same time. I'm starting to think they are one and the same. Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together? Case closed.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Ok, assholes.
Thats fucking enough !

I did not hurt MY cat, he disappeard and someone using Jazmunda's name has been spamming the email of another Bellgabber and someone has been signing me up for hundreds of news alerts and I am sick and tired of the SF Redbook trolls and stalkers using posts that I cannot read nor refute to attack me and changing the truth of events to suit their own ends.
MV has said that he does nothing about this because I reveal too much of my life on the net.
That is a copout and I told him that.
He won't enforce his own rules because ( unless the conjecture is in error ) he makes money off this thread.

I don't hit girlfriends, Mothers, cats or any other animals except when I am attacked and it is not a play attack.
I have had cats for 38 years and loved Pinky even he was new to my home.
Kathy is also heartsick over it and Pinky even came up to Patty for petting when she took me to the hospital last week.
And the reason I was doing videos in bed in the last 2 weeks is because my foot ( which has a case of bursitis on the left heel and foot and I have a sciatic nerve problem ) was too swollen and in too much pain for me to walk on it.
Once I have surgery on the right hell from the tear last year on the ligament, you'll see me sitting up in bed for a month and a half if my doctor allows it. I won't be able to walk on it if until it heals.

You want me back on this thread permanently ?

I have several conditions.

1 ) Rally Squirrel and Bugs and others are to stop posting information from the site I used to be on.
If they left this forum forever, that would be great too.

2) Get MV to remove the picture of my Mother that that jerk Little Chris posted.
    She never used the internet or a computer in her life and I never posted her picture anywhere because I knew the SFR haters, stalkers and trolls would attack her in person as one did when he called her up at her home and upset her greatly by telling her my political preferences.

3 ) Afford ME the courtesy of posting on this or any other thread that any other poster on this board has the right to do without being PERSONALLY attacked the minute I come on the board or a thread to post.
    Frankly if I never mentioned Bellgab at all it would be fine and its one thing that MV brought up, though I feel that since HE is not being attacked constantly he cannot know what its like.

4 ) Stop the photoshop pictures of me hitting Kathy and other things showing me and her. She doens't deserve that and both of us have said it didn't happen in Napa and doesn't happen.
At times when I have been mad at her I have said unkind things about her and even so, we are still together and I would not dump her if I won the Lotto, that's a joke.
There are times when she is insufferable when she's with me and the reverse is also true. Both of us can be old, cranky and are set in our ways and like my Mother who was a Besserwisser who thought only her opinion mattered and who expected the rest of the family to do as she demanded and when she was resisted, railed about it, Kathy has far strident opinions on life and people than I do and I have tried to get her to temper these opinions. I and others have had limited success with this and its one of the reasons we VERBALLY fight.
But ... we do LOVE each other no matter what ANY one on or off here thinks and if one would predecease the other, the other would feel somewhat lost.
I'm better with tech stuff than she is. I'm better with dealing with paperwork and bureaucrats than she is.
Shes better with money than I.
I spend it, and too far too much when I go out with her than I do when I go out by myself.
And it doesn't help that she keeps asking me to help buy her Pokemon or other stuff that she thinks is soooo cute and she has to have it right now.
What do you think the bulk of the stuff she has in storage is ? Its about 1/2 collectibles ( and not rat or roach ridden either. ).
She's obsessed with shopping and it makes her happy for a minute or two and then she must have the next exciting thing.
And I know what you're going to say.
I buy stuff I need but there are months I do nothing but pay bills, buy cat food and food and buy NOTHING extraneous.
When I need something for the Mac or Ipad or something to do videos that some of you hate ( but still watch ) I buy it because it is needed for my purposes NOT yours.
And stop telling me I have NO right to buy what I want with money given to me by the government.
I can't even walk right now because of past injuries and that is in part WHY I receive LEGAL disability benefits each month.
NOT because I'm stealing it out of your wallets.
Congress created the laws to help those unable to work due to injuries, infirmity, disbility or mental impairment.
Don't like the law ?
Lobby to change it, but get off our backs about it.

5 ) QUIT the bullshit that I am a welfare, tax, medical, ssi, unemployment fraud and a grifter as well.
Were I are grifter and a successful one, I'd be in Vegas, or New York or the Riveria living the good life, not in a cramped apartment.
First of all, its an idiotic thing to say.
You cannot get unemployment and get SSI, taxes would mean I would be working and I am not and if I were ABLE to work ( and I have detailed at length my medical problems which get ignored because its easier to attack me solely on the basis of my weight or the fact that I do NOT work while ignoring that I cannot work ), I certainly would.
Also quit the bs that I " sold out " to Noory.
He did me a kindness by buying my glasses because I could not afford to.
He also reimbursed me and Kathy for our expenses and the trouble we had meeting him for the interview.
I don't attack him anymore because he and I are involved in a video venture that may or may not happen and it would not be right to do so.
I barely listen to his show anymore ( but will with the numbers lady and John Hogue, this week ) and Noory has NEVER treated me unkindly unlike so many here have.
   
Of course, I should know better in asking and can't enforce any of it, because this " vaguely lovable " group, turned on Art Bell when he quit recently, turned on Heather as well saying she was terrible ( I didn't because I have NEVER heard her and when Art was on half the time I felt like I was back listening to Sirius, that didn't work right either, and I couldn't get DRMN to work ).

It's not fun for me to even read this board anymore and see the same jerks posts pages and pages and pages of the same bs.
That's a huge reason why I stay off of here. It sickens me to read and see some of the filth, lies, slander and innuendo and made up or twisted untruths about me on here.

I have a life away from this keyboard and screen.
So does Kathy.
If both of us had been able to work until this age, both of us would be retired and we do wonder if we'd still be attacked for not working if we had had higher paying jobs where we could have saved money as others were able to do.

Its time to decide.

Do you want to keep driving me away and have me never come back or do you want to afford me the courtesy of allowing me to post on what is purportedly MY thread ( and don't bring up that it belongs to MV, that's changing the subject and you know it ) ?

It's your choice now.

I'm out to finish one video, feed the cats and go to bed because my voice is hoarse and I still have a sinus infection ( again ) and am not getting enough sleep from the pain in the foot. Luckily, the back pain and turning my body have lessened.
Oh, and one last thing.
QUIT saying I am asking for sympathy when I talk about why I'm not posting videos or doing something.
If it hurts too much, I stay in bed with multiple ice packs or heating pads on me depending on what has happened.
I am tired of being hurt too much, and while some of it is my fault, some of it is also the fault of doctors who did nothing for YEARS to cure or solve the problem and the syptoms.

And screw the people on here who assume that they know more about what I am doing and my motivations than I do and Bugs who is batshit crazy and who says I am AFRAID to post here.
I'm not afraid of anyone here.
Disgusted, annoyed, aggravated, the list is endless.
But not my friends on here, though some have turned out to be total turncoats when I or Kathy objected to their behavior.

Good night or good morning as it is for you.

Falkie, quick question.  Why did you wait until David Bowie died to start posting again?

[jazmunda]

Both Jazmunda and Falkie come back from vacation at the same time. I'm starting to think they are one and the same. Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together? Case closed.

There are no coinshidences.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Ok, assholes.
Thats fucking enough !

I did not hurt MY cat, he disappeard and someone using Jazmunda's name has been spamming the email of another Bellgabber and someone has been signing me up for hundreds of news alerts and I am sick and tired of the SF Redbook trolls and stalkers using posts that I cannot read nor refute to attack me and changing the truth of events to suit their own ends.
MV has said that he does nothing about this because I reveal too much of my life on the net.
That is a copout and I told him that.
He won't enforce his own rules because ( unless the conjecture is in error ) he makes money off this thread.

I don't hit girlfriends, Mothers, cats or any other animals except when I am attacked and it is not a play attack.
I have had cats for 38 years and loved Pinky even he was new to my home.
Kathy is also heartsick over it and Pinky even came up to Patty for petting when she took me to the hospital last week.
And the reason I was doing videos in bed in the last 2 weeks is because my foot ( which has a case of bursitis on the left heel and foot and I have a sciatic nerve problem ) was too swollen and in too much pain for me to walk on it.
Once I have surgery on the right hell from the tear last year on the ligament, you'll see me sitting up in bed for a month and a half if my doctor allows it. I won't be able to walk on it if until it heals.

You want me back on this thread permanently ?

I have several conditions.

1 ) Rally Squirrel and Bugs and others are to stop posting information from the site I used to be on.
If they left this forum forever, that would be great too.

2) Get MV to remove the picture of my Mother that that jerk Little Chris posted.
    She never used the internet or a computer in her life and I never posted her picture anywhere because I knew the SFR haters, stalkers and trolls would attack her in person as one did when he called her up at her home and upset her greatly by telling her my political preferences.

3 ) Afford ME the courtesy of posting on this or any other thread that any other poster on this board has the right to do without being PERSONALLY attacked the minute I come on the board or a thread to post.
    Frankly if I never mentioned Bellgab at all it would be fine and its one thing that MV brought up, though I feel that since HE is not being attacked constantly he cannot know what its like.

4 ) Stop the photoshop pictures of me hitting Kathy and other things showing me and her. She doens't deserve that and both of us have said it didn't happen in Napa and doesn't happen.
At times when I have been mad at her I have said unkind things about her and even so, we are still together and I would not dump her if I won the Lotto, that's a joke.
There are times when she is insufferable when she's with me and the reverse is also true. Both of us can be old, cranky and are set in our ways and like my Mother who was a Besserwisser who thought only her opinion mattered and who expected the rest of the family to do as she demanded and when she was resisted, railed about it, Kathy has far strident opinions on life and people than I do and I have tried to get her to temper these opinions. I and others have had limited success with this and its one of the reasons we VERBALLY fight.
But ... we do LOVE each other no matter what ANY one on or off here thinks and if one would predecease the other, the other would feel somewhat lost.
I'm better with tech stuff than she is. I'm better with dealing with paperwork and bureaucrats than she is.
Shes better with money than I.
I spend it, and too far too much when I go out with her than I do when I go out by myself.
And it doesn't help that she keeps asking me to help buy her Pokemon or other stuff that she thinks is soooo cute and she has to have it right now.
What do you think the bulk of the stuff she has in storage is ? Its about 1/2 collectibles ( and not rat or roach ridden either. ).
She's obsessed with shopping and it makes her happy for a minute or two and then she must have the next exciting thing.
And I know what you're going to say.
I buy stuff I need but there are months I do nothing but pay bills, buy cat food and food and buy NOTHING extraneous.
When I need something for the Mac or Ipad or something to do videos that some of you hate ( but still watch ) I buy it because it is needed for my purposes NOT yours.
And stop telling me I have NO right to buy what I want with money given to me by the government.
I can't even walk right now because of past injuries and that is in part WHY I receive LEGAL disability benefits each month.
NOT because I'm stealing it out of your wallets.
Congress created the laws to help those unable to work due to injuries, infirmity, disbility or mental impairment.
Don't like the law ?
Lobby to change it, but get off our backs about it.

5 ) QUIT the bullshit that I am a welfare, tax, medical, ssi, unemployment fraud and a grifter as well.
Were I are grifter and a successful one, I'd be in Vegas, or New York or the Riveria living the good life, not in a cramped apartment.
First of all, its an idiotic thing to say.
You cannot get unemployment and get SSI, taxes would mean I would be working and I am not and if I were ABLE to work ( and I have detailed at length my medical problems which get ignored because its easier to attack me solely on the basis of my weight or the fact that I do NOT work while ignoring that I cannot work ), I certainly would.
Also quit the bs that I " sold out " to Noory.
He did me a kindness by buying my glasses because I could not afford to.
He also reimbursed me and Kathy for our expenses and the trouble we had meeting him for the interview.
I don't attack him anymore because he and I are involved in a video venture that may or may not happen and it would not be right to do so.
I barely listen to his show anymore ( but will with the numbers lady and John Hogue, this week ) and Noory has NEVER treated me unkindly unlike so many here have.
   
Of course, I should know better in asking and can't enforce any of it, because this " vaguely lovable " group, turned on Art Bell when he quit recently, turned on Heather as well saying she was terrible ( I didn't because I have NEVER heard her and when Art was on half the time I felt like I was back listening to Sirius, that didn't work right either, and I couldn't get DRMN to work ).

It's not fun for me to even read this board anymore and see the same jerks posts pages and pages and pages of the same bs.
That's a huge reason why I stay off of here. It sickens me to read and see some of the filth, lies, slander and innuendo and made up or twisted untruths about me on here.

I have a life away from this keyboard and screen.
So does Kathy.
If both of us had been able to work until this age, both of us would be retired and we do wonder if we'd still be attacked for not working if we had had higher paying jobs where we could have saved money as others were able to do.

Its time to decide.

Do you want to keep driving me away and have me never come back or do you want to afford me the courtesy of allowing me to post on what is purportedly MY thread ( and don't bring up that it belongs to MV, that's changing the subject and you know it ) ?

It's your choice now.

I'm out to finish one video, feed the cats and go to bed because my voice is hoarse and I still have a sinus infection ( again ) and am not getting enough sleep from the pain in the foot. Luckily, the back pain and turning my body have lessened.
Oh, and one last thing.
QUIT saying I am asking for sympathy when I talk about why I'm not posting videos or doing something.
If it hurts too much, I stay in bed with multiple ice packs or heating pads on me depending on what has happened.
I am tired of being hurt too much, and while some of it is my fault, some of it is also the fault of doctors who did nothing for YEARS to cure or solve the problem and the syptoms.

And screw the people on here who assume that they know more about what I am doing and my motivations than I do and Bugs who is batshit crazy and who says I am AFRAID to post here.
I'm not afraid of anyone here.
Disgusted, annoyed, aggravated, the list is endless.
But not my friends on here, though some have turned out to be total turncoats when I or Kathy objected to their behavior.

Good night or good morning as it is for you.

Video later?

[SredniVashtar]

You want me back on this thread permanently ?

I have several conditions.

You don't hold any cards, fatso. This thread can carry on without your 'contributions', which mainly involve you moaning about something or other of no interest to anybody else. You read this thread all the time, even when you aren't posting, because you are a narcissistic attention whore. Your only value is being a clueless moron whom people can rag on, but you are too dense to see that, and get bent out of shape whenever anybody dares to take you less than seriously. With respect, you are an unpleasant, cretinous, unhygienic, unsightly, useless, abusive, lazy, boring streak of diarrhoea. Whenever you flop on to 'your' thread, you make everyone realise why you weren't missed in the first place. You don't have the right to make conditions because nobody gives a shit one way or the other. Either post and take the consequences of your idiocy, or fuck off, so you can be quickly forgotten.

[ONeill]

This is performance art, right? No one can be THAT stupid, not even Senda.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

and Bugs who is batshit crazy and who says I am AFRAID to post here.

You certainly took the wind out of my sails Falkie.  Your words were so powerful that i have engaged in several minutes of introspection, considering carefully whether or not you deserve the abuse that has been heaped on you.

It will be an ongoing process.  In the meantime, this:



First things first, is that reference to being fired from the time you stole $120 out of the register, or the other time when it was $200? 

You say here that Kathy had a stroke.  This was back in 2002.  In light of her history of strokes, why haven't you taken her to see a doctor about the bruising on her face?  Why do you prioritize going to Starbucks, and making videos nobody looks at, and going to woowoo cons over the health of this woman you claim to love?  (You know, the one you called "Shamu" and implied that you'd rather bone hookers in that other post?)  If you really care for her, why aren't you being a man and doing that?  A real man takes care of his woman, protects her, cares for her.  But you don't even have to be a man to be concerned.  Just a decent human being.

Don't take this the wrong way, Fallkie, but are you mentally retarded?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

You don't hold any cards, fatso. This thread can carry on without your 'contributions', which mainly involve you moaning about something or other of no interest to anybody else. You read this thread all the time, even when you aren't posting, because you are a narcissistic attention whore. Your only value is being a clueless moron whom people can rag on, but you are too dense to see that, and get bent out of shape whenever anybody dares to take you less than seriously. With respect, you are an unpleasant, cretinous, unhygienic, unsightly, useless, abusive, lazy, boring streak of diarrhoea. Whenever you flop on to 'your' thread, you make everyone realise why you weren't missed in the first place. You don't have the right to make conditions because nobody gives a shit one way or the other. Either post and take the consequences of your idiocy, or fuck off, so you can be quickly forgotten.

Everything this guy just said is true, except for maybe the part about being "quickly" forgotten if you fucked off. 

[FearBoysWithBugs]

This is performance art, right? No one can be THAT stupid, not even Senda.

He's got that old geezer style "What was I talking about" rambling thing down pat.  I'll bet that, in person, you could totally distract him by pretending to throw a tennis ball, or moving a flashlight beam around on the wall.

[Inglorious Bitch]

If she'd be a little more ladylike, maybe the boys would come callin' again -- like they did in middle school.

I'm only inspired to act like a lady when I am in the company of gentlemen.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I haven't visited this thread since page 991 and as much as I like to get my jollies off reading this thread for some perverse reason I think that reading 20 plus pages of Falkie in one go might undo 2 weeks of relaxing vacation. A cliff notes version might satisfy my craving without overdosing.

JAZ! Welcome home! Are you one of 'us' now? 

[SredniVashtar]

JAZ! Welcome home! Are you one of 'us' now? 

No, he's been one of 'them' for a long time now, and he's too far gone to turn back.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I'm only inspired to act like a lady when I am in the company of gentlemen.

So you are mercenary?  A lot of women are like that.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Shes better with money than I.
I spend it, and too far too much when I go out with her than I do when I go out by myself.
And it doesn't help that she keeps asking me to help buy her Pokemon or other stuff that she thinks is soooo cute and she has to have it right now.
What do you think the bulk of the stuff she has in storage is ? Its about 1/2 collectibles ( and not rat or roach ridden either. ).
She's obsessed with shopping

COMEDY.GOLD. Sooooo much comedy gold. This post alone could carry us through the next 2 months. Every other sentence is outrageous! And Falkie's blaming MV for Falkie putting his own personal information all over the net?! Too much!

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