The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Now how can I ever unsee that???

If that bothers you, then for god's sake don't click on this link.  I was over at Falkie's house yesterday and the holidays have really taken a toll on his weight.  Lost most of his hair, too.

Some people might consider this image NSFW, so be warned.

http://tinypic.com/r/59u5pz/9

[PB the Deplorable]

... I have a 6 figure job (working for another)...

$1000.00?

... AND
OWN a business (brings in another 6 figure)...

AND another $1000.00?

[akwilly]

Hey falkie. Have you been keeping up with the craziness that's going on at dark matter? Heather is kinda getting pushed about and I think this would be the perfect time for you to come to her rescue. The network could use a strong and steady hand such as yours. You could be everyone's hero by saving that sinking ship. After you save Heathers job and the network you would be the big guy on campus and after a while we could devize ways to ruin Heathers career forever. You just got to gain her trust and make them think that you are saving DMDN out of the kindness of your heart.

[paladin1991]

$1000.00?

AND another $1000.00?

That is a lot of money in that impoverished failed narco state that he calls home.  With that much money, his mom doesn't have to 'work' every night, just Tuesday thru Sunday.

[SnapT]

Hey falkie. Have you been keeping up with the craziness that's going on at dark matter? Heather is kinda getting pushed about and I think this would be the perfect time for you to come to her rescue. The network could use a strong and steady hand such as yours. You could be everyone's hero by saving that sinking ship. After you save Heathers job and the network you would be the big guy on campus and after a while we could devize ways to ruin Heathers career forever. You just got to gain her trust and make them think that you are saving DMDN out of the kindness of your heart.

Seconded!

Chris Carter's last minute cancellation as a guest leaves the door open for Falkie on tonight's Open Lines show!

[paladin1991]

Seconded!

Chris Carter's last minute cancellation as a guest leaves the door open for Falkie on tonight's Open Lines show!

Call in Felchie.  That is if you are alive.

[Walks_At_Night]

Seconded!

Chris Carter's last minute cancellation as a guest leaves the door open for Falkie on tonight's Open Lines show!

Snapper - don't ever change your Avatar.  It's good for morale

[akwilly]

Call in Felchie.  That is if you are alive.

falkie once again this is you're big chance! Call in and throw Art under the bus and gain Heathers sympathy and trust

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Call in and throw Art under the bus and gain Heathers sympathy and trust

He already threw Art under the bus so that he could kiss Noory's swarthy ass, so he has the move down pat by now.  Good thing he doesn't have any character or moral principles that might get in the way.

[Mizak]

As if there weren't already enough evidence that Senda is a self-absorbed douchebag, he makes certain with this video that there is no doubt.

When he wants to impress people about what a swell guy he is, he brags about how much he loves Kathy and how much he appreciates that she loves him.  But he's never bothered to get a medical opinion about why she's got those bruises on her face.  He's satisfied that she bruises her face by sleeping on it.  That's not the opinion of a doctor, though, or he would surely have told us so.  It's just what he believes.



The bruising may or may not indicate a serious health problem.  But there is no doubt at all that it suddenly got much worse, and he comments about that in the video. 

So what is Spongebuck Fatpants first concern?  To shine on the stupid store closing and get Kathy to a doctor ASAP to have it looked at?  No, his first impulse is to admonish "Bellgabbers" not to think he's beating her.  His first, and ONLY concern is that it will make him look bad.

Senda is a 400 lb lump of walking dogshit.  Fuck him with a cactus.  He can't die fast enough.

The following list of conditions have 'Face bruise' or similar listed as a symptom in our database. This computer-generated list may be inaccurate or incomplete. Always seek prompt professional medical advice about the cause of any symptom.

    Accidental injuries
    Bleeding disorders
    Excessive Warfarin use
    Hemophilia
    Medications
    Overwarfarinisation
    Road traffic accidents
    Severe liver disease
    Von Willebrand disease

Or Falkies Fist....

[ONeill]

Or Falkies Fist....

Yes, afterwards he needs a morphine injection.

[Inglorious Bitch]

   Or Falkies Fist....

What I don't understand is why Sweet Kathy doesn't move the fuck out of the way or better yet, throw a kick at his gimp knee. That'll lay him out flat on the floor. She should get herself some brass knuckles, or in a pinch just wrap her fist around a roll of quarters.

[Yorkshire pud]

What I don't understand is why Sweet Kathy doesn't move the fuck out of the way or better yet, throw a kick at his gimp knee. That'll lay him out flat on the floor. She should get herself some brass knuckles, or in a pinch just wrap her fist around a roll of quarters.

I thought you were the fairer sex?

[paladin1991]

What I don't understand is why Sweet Kathy doesn't move the fuck out of the way or better yet, throw a kick at his gimp knee. That'll lay him out flat on the floor. She should get herself some brass knuckles, or in a pinch just wrap her fist around a roll of quarters.

I love a feisty chick.  IG, how do you feel about the concept of 'Sister Wife?'

[Inglorious Bitch]

I love a feisty chick.  IG, how do you feel about the concept of 'Sister Wife?'

LOL, I think we had discussed that before. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

I thought you were the fairer sex?

Absolutely. all's fair in love and war. Kathy and Senda's relationship sounds like war.

[ziznak]

is falkie growing a winter beard? i know mine is "wolfing" right now.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

is falkie growing a winter beard? i know mine is "wolfing" right now.

I believe he is waiting for the State to provide him with an at-home barber.  No word yet on the chef and manicurist.

[GravitySucks]

https://youtu.be/L0Qk8j36c0o

Hey Falkie... It's FRIKKIN January. Take down your Christmas tree.

[Walks_At_Night]

Absolutely. all's fair in love and war. Kathy and Senda's relationship sounds like war.

and I hate myself for following this thread now.   It's more dysfunctional than a "You are
*not* the Father" episode of Maury..........   Yet here I am   

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Heather is kinda getting pushed about and I think this would be the perfect time for you to come to her rescue. The network could use a strong and steady hand such as yours.

If a "strong hand" is needed, then Falkie's your man.  Whatever else you might say about the guy, he's not afraid to wield his pimp hand.

[Roswells, Art]

OK everyone, we have a new poster.  No one make any sudden movements or we will scare him off like we did the last guy.

[GravitySucks]

OK everyone, we have a new poster.  No one make any sudden movements or we will scare him off like we did the last guy.

I make one mistake, and you're going to remind me day after day... Geez

[Roswells, Art]

Ixnay on the ife beating way.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Ixnay on the ife beating way.

Got it.  How about the ridiculous story about being rammed in the ass by four black men while in jail?  That one should be okay, since it's a fantasy rather than something that actually happened.

[akwilly]

The good news is that Falkie is still alive. The bad news is that his cat Pinky is missing. Pinky went outside during a terrible storm and hasn't made it back. Falkie has searched for Pinky but the pain in his foot has limited his search area considerably. He will see a surgeon very soon if he hasn't already.

[Roswells, Art]

Got it.  How about the ridiculous story about being rammed in the ass by four black men while in jail?  That one should be okay, since it's a fantasy rather than something that actually happened.

Nevermind, go back to the wife beating.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

The good news is that Falkie is still alive. The bad news is that his cat Pinky is missing. Pinky went outside during a terrible storm and hasn't made it back. Falkie has searched for Pinky but the pain in his foot has limited his search area considerably. He will see a surgeon very soon if he hasn't already.

More bad news.  A family was unable to get food donations from a church in Martinez, because two fat slobs cleaned them out earlier in the day.  They were starving and it was Christmas, and just then a "fiesta cat," as they call it back home, looking all plump and tender happened by, and...well, it was delicious, especially when served au jus.

Ironic, isn't it?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Hey Falkie... It's FRIKKIN January. Take down your Christmas tree.

Falkie LOVES Christmas because it is the best time of the year to score handouts.  Seems that his fellow jews are already wise to him and don't "donate," so fuck Hanukkah.

[Inglorious Bitch]

and I hate myself for following this thread now.   It's more dysfunctional than a "You are
*not* the Father" episode of Maury..........   Yet here I am   

It's hard to stay away, the way it's hard not to look at a car accident.