The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Jocko Johnson]

I already KNOW you can't think.
No music festival for me at any time this weekend.
Just keep making your LIES up.
I made the roast last night and we shared it but it was undercooked in parts. Later I put it back on and turned it on 200F but fell asleep & salvaged what I could of it and made sandwiches out of it for her & myself. Next time I use the crockpot or Schilling cook in a bag.
Last night I got all the clean laundry out of the back corner as one pile fell on the floor, cleaned off and dusted 2/12 bookshelves until the heat became too intolerable to work and retreated to the living room. During the night I put on my glasses to look at something, put them down to look at something and can't find them. Will finish back corner tonight once it cools down and do a video of it.
Kathy went out to spend the day at the library and Barnes and Noble by herself.
Not a so nice try. Make up a better lie next time. I spent ALL weekend at home.

Oh I can not wait for you to sit on your snory glasses with that huge fat & shit filled ass of yours!

[Yorkshire pud]

Well we knocked'em down rebuilt the place and taught them well. At least this way they satisfy their need to go goose stepping all over Europe every 25 years or so. Much more peaceful and we don't  have to go all the way "over there" halfway through the party kick their ass and straighten shit out.

FIFY 

[littlechris]

Yes, and I  recall he said he was very disappointed in him and maybe something about him going over the edge?

You know, now that I think of it, it was in the 3 hour test show on July 19th that I believe Art Bell said that the falkie thread was the only thread he frequented.
I'll try to chip away at it the next few days.

ART LOVES US!!  HE REALLY REALLY LOVES US!


NOT YOU FALKIE!!!   

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[Yorkshire pud]

I already KNOW you can't think.
No music festival for me at any time this weekend.
Just keep making your LIES up.
I made the roast last night and we shared it but it was undercooked in parts. Later I put it back on and turned it on 200F but fell asleep & salvaged what I could of it and made sandwiches out of it for her & myself. Next time I use the crockpot or Schilling cook in a bag.
Last night I got all the clean laundry out of the back corner as one pile fell on the floor, cleaned off and dusted 2/12 bookshelves until the heat became too intolerable to work and retreated to the living room. During the night I put on my glasses to look at something, put them down to look at something and can't find them. Will finish back corner tonight once it cools down and do a video of it.
Kathy went out to spend the day at the library and Barnes and Noble by herself.
Not a so nice try. Make up a better lie next time. I spent ALL weekend at home.

You're just shit at everything aren't you?

[Jocko Johnson]

So Bill Gates allegedly offered you a job in 1975 when you were 23 years old.  Two questions.

1)  Exactly what would you have done for Bill Gates?  What skill or knowledge did you possess that would have contributed to the success of Microsoft? 

2) Why did you let Mom stop you?  Most people are on their own and starting their careers at the age of 23.  You were living with mom and reading comic books.  Whose fault is that? 

What!? What could he do for Bill Gates you ask!?

Flackie KNOWS EVERYTHING! He'd be Bill's go to guy. Gates could have used him to get all the information in the entire world to stuff into those new computers. Instead it slowed Microsoft down for years. They still can't get the windows thing really right. He would have told Bill to stick with Jobs as we know he knows the Apple products are the "bomb!"  Sendaknowitall would have fixed that in a heart beat...he could still be a braintrust of any Fortune 500 co.

[Jocko Johnson]

FIFY 

Now now laddie boy...go easy...you folks would have starved and had not too many guns etc to fight with if we hadn't sent cousin Winston all the stuff we did. And we did get there just in time to give you boy-o's a break and like in the old wrestling we took the tag and went to town on old Adolf.  Remember when you guys said, oh no nobody can fly and bomb at night!!! We said, ok you guys fly under the cover of darkness and we'll absorb the punishment and do what has to be done because Jerry needs to be bombed 24/7...Remember all that, & the Yanks, over paid, over sexed and over here?

[Yorkshire pud]

Now now laddie boy...go easy...you folks would have starved and had not too many guns etc to fight with if we hadn't sent cousin Winston all the stuff we did. And we did get there just in time to give you boy-o's a break and like in the old wrestling we took the tag and went to town on old Adolf.  Remember when you guys said, oh no nobody can fly and bomb at night!!! We said, ok you guys fly under the cover of darkness and we'll absorb the punishment and do what has to be done because Jerry needs to be bombed 24/7...Remember all that, & the Yanks, over paid, over sexed and over here?

I'll remind you of the Battle of Britain. Summer 1940. Overwhelmingly out numbered by as much as 150-1. If those young men had failed, Germany would have invaded.

You think bombing at night was a walk in the park? Have a peek at the losses.

[WOTR]

I'm no fan of Trump, but I'm not sure why he's considered somehow worse or more out of touch than someone like, say, Hilary Clinton.  Anyone know why she's considered a viable candidate, but Any Conservative is not.

It would be like running Zsa Zsa Gabour... Overexposed with an over inflated ego, Dahling... a parody and an absurd representation of fame.  There are still some people who do not want to see Keeping up with the Kardashians filmed in the Whitehouse.

The man is seen, internationally as a joke.  Frankly, I kind of hope to see "the Donald" and his hair in the white house, as I look forward to endless material for comedians.  Don't get me wrong... If HRC ends up there I would be equally as disappointed in voters.

[Inglorious Bitch]

During the night I put on my glasses to look at something, put them down to look at something and can't find them.

How does this even happen? Noory isn't going to spring for a second pair.

Will finish back corner tonight once it cools down and do a video of it.

A video of losing your glasses? I'll get the popcorn ready.

[Rally Squirrel]

A video of losing your glasses? I'll get the popcorn ready.

It will be shot well and get a ton of views as long as Kathy keeps her hole shut!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MIp7s3XYzY

Published on May 14, 2015

Kathy and I went to the Pick of the Patch Pumpkin sales site on Pacheco Boulevard and as usual in those days ( she does NOT do it now ) Kathy piped up with a remark which made me blow my stack at her. She used to make rude remarks about my videos all the time and its why I finally blew up when we went to Napa

[coaster]

This thread smells like old moldy socks.

[BellBoy]

This thread smells like old moldy socks.

shhhhhhhhhhhh! You're making falkie horny 

[Yorkshire pud]

shhhhhhhhhhhh! You're making falkie horny 

^^ He's right you know.

[Jocko Johnson]

How does this even happen? Noory isn't going to spring for a second pair.

A video of losing your glasses? I'll get the popcorn ready.

He took his glasses OFF to look at something!!??  How the fuck does that work...if you need glasses to see, you fat fuck?

Oh I can't wait to see them all mangled on his fat ugly swine puss !

[onan]

He took his glasses OFF to look at something!!??  How the fuck does that work...

If someone is both short sighted and near sighted (very common in people in their 60's) then bifocals are usually prescribed. Falkie probably just got glasses to correct his ability to see at distance. Therefore his ability to see up close would be hampered by his glasses. At $240.00 more than likely only correction for one of the conditions.

[Grov505th]

He also took little Suzy to the Junior Prom.

Let's just say it didn't turn out well.

And he was a hell of a Thompson gunner and that didn't end out well either...

[SredniVashtar]

And he was a hell of a Thompson gunner and that didn't end out well either...

I think Falkie would be more likely to blow his own head off accidentally than needing Van Owen to do it for him. One Zevon song sums him up perfectly though: Poor Poor Pitiful Me...all this cleaning won't let me be

[nooryisawesome]

If someone is both short sighted and near sighted (very common in people in their 60's) then bifocals are usually prescribed. Falkie probably just got glasses to correct his ability to see at distance. Therefore his ability to see up close would be hampered by his glasses. At $240.00 more than likely only correction for one of the conditions.

They even make trifocals, which are really expensive.

[Inglorious Bitch]

^^ He's right you know.

[Yorkshire pud]

I think swimming through my own vomit would be favoured before seeing Senda horny. But I don't think I'm alone in that.

[paladin1991]

If someone is both short sighted and near sighted (very common in people in their 60's) then bifocals are usually prescribed. Falkie probably just got glasses to correct his ability to see at distance. Therefore his ability to see up close would be hampered by his glasses. At $240.00 more than likely only correction for one of the conditions.

Hmmm.  I just got bifocals, at 50.  After my insurance kicked in it cost me 20 bux for my script.  The frames cost me more.  Oh wait.  That's because I have insurance that I worked for.  I'm not yet one of those poor bastards on Obamacare.  That's the difference.  I guess.

[Yorkshire pud]

Hmmm.  I just got bifocals, at 50.  After my insurance kicked in it cost me 20 bux for my script.  The frames cost me more.  Oh wait.  That's because I have insurance that I worked for.  I'm not yet one of those poor bastards on Obamacare.  That's the difference.  I guess.

Reported for not asking Noory.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hmmm.  I just got bifocals, at 50.  After my insurance kicked in it cost me 20 bux for my script.  The frames cost me more.  Oh wait.  That's because I have insurance that I worked for.  I'm not yet one of those poor bastards on Obamacare.  That's the difference.  I guess.

That plus you have a little something called a work ethic. And pride.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Hmmm.  I just got bifocals, at 50.

Be careful about disclosing your age, my friend, as some here on the thread may begin to think you're washed up.  For example, "Who" doesn't take kindly to those of us who are north of 50, and you may have seen him excoriating me in the past as 58 is supposedly a senior citizen age.

[Yorkshire pud]

Be careful about disclosing your age, my friend, as some here on the thread may begin to think you're washed up.  For example, "Who" doesn't take kindly to those of us who are north of 50, and you may have seen him excoriating me in the past as 58 is supposedly a senior citizen age.

No hope for me then. I'm 52 and 7/12's.

[SredniVashtar]

Geez, this thread is like a retirement home.

[BellBoy]

Geez, this thread is like a retirement home.

[paladin1991]

That plus you have a little something called a work ethic. And pride.

Awww, shucks. *scrapes at the floor with one foot, humbly*  Ain't nothing really.

[paladin1991]

Be careful about disclosing your age, my friend, as some here on the thread may begin to think you're washed up.  For example, "Who" doesn't take kindly to those of us who are north of 50, and you may have seen him excoriating me in the past as 58 is supposedly a senior citizen age.

I'm not worried, brother.  It happens to everybody.  Who's next.  He knows it.  Senior citizen seems to fall into two classes, one of disgust these days, as in 'get the fuck out of the way, waste of space' or, no so commonly, with an attitude of respect, 'Here, let me get the door for you Sir.'

[onan]

Be careful about disclosing your age, my friend, as some here on the thread may begin to think you're washed up.  For example, "Who" doesn't take kindly to those of us who are north of 50, and you may have seen him excoriating me in the past as 58 is supposedly a senior citizen age.

You codger, go volunteer at the soylent green factory. I'm 61.