The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

You codger, go volunteer at the soylent green factory. I'm 61.

Gosh!!! That's really old!

[onan]

Gosh!!! That's really old!

They should have named dirt after me.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I'm 61.

Hmmm.  Averaging the ages of you bony old blue-hairs, and you're contemporaneous to Griftie.  I guess he can't use generational divide as an excuse for the disdain.

[3OctaveFart]

Would never have guessed some of these ages. This board is crazy.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Would never have guessed some of these ages.

The only surprise to me is that they're not older.  Bunch of grumpy old farts, the lot of them.

[3OctaveFart]

There are a lot of grouches on a super fun thread like this. I have stopped trying to figure out why those folks have shit in their pants.

[Yorkshire pud]

The only surprise to me is that they're not older.  Bunch of grumpy old farts, the lot of them.

Hey; you young un's, go play on your own street, I know your parents you know! I'll have the school onto you; I'm 52 and 7/12's you know. In my day we had respect for our elders I'll have you...(cont: for the next decade reminiscing how great the past was when it really wasn't)

[3OctaveFart]

Only on an Art Bell forum are the mid-'90s -- a fucking cultural and artistic wasteland -- so lovingly invoked.

There are plenty of good laughs to be found here in hidden spots.

[Yorkshire pud]

There are a lot of grouches on a super fun thread like this. I have stopped trying to figure out why those folks have shit in their pants.

Because it's easier to just wait to chip it off when it hardens. A few days and it's fine.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hmmm.  Averaging the ages of you bony old blue-hairs, and you're contemporaneous to Griftie.  I guess he can't use generational divide as an excuse for the disdain.

"That's Nice honey" is the original "Cool Story Bro". 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Hey; you young un's, go play on your own street, I know your parents you know! I'll have the school onto you; I'm 52 and 7/12's you know. In my day we had respect for our elders I'll have you...(cont: for the next decade reminiscing how great the past was when it really wasn't)

And you could ride the tube all the way to Morden for only a bob. 

[Yorkshire pud]

And you could ride the tube all the way to Morden for only a bob.

Better than that: Two pints down the pub; tickets for two at the local flea pit (cinema), two bags of chips (fries-but proper chips), bus home and still have change. Young uns won't believe you these days.

[Who]

Be careful about disclosing your age, my friend, as some here on the thread may begin to think you're washed up.  For example, "Who" doesn't take kindly to those of us who are north of 50, and you may have seen him excoriating me in the past as 58 is supposedly a senior citizen age.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzkDzLw_gA

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Hey Fatty, why don't you make videos like this one from your namesake?  If you'd do something entertaining, you'd get hits.  Check out this one, close to 700K hits. (Warning: NSFW high volume ranting)

https://youtu.be/ddqx_cWUN-g

"Any young people out there who get fuckin married today, go have your fuckin head examined!  You gotta be out of your fuckin mind!!  You can't please ANY fuckin woman!!!

Of course you can't please a woman.  Nobody has a dick that tastes like chocolate and ejaculates money.

[WhiteCrow]

You codger, go volunteer at the soylent green factory. I'm 61.

Hey didn't you just announce on the GabCast that you had retired recently?

So now we got both Falkie and you grifting the system... You for early retirement.
Get back to work... you so in so, something bad, something or another not nice person.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Hey didn't you just announce on the GabCast that you had retired recently?

So now we got both Falkie and you grifting the system... You for early retirement.
Get back to work... you so in so, something bad, something or another not nice person.

You're fuckin stupid, WhiteCrow.

[Yorkshire pud]

You're fuckin stupid, WhiteCrow.

Yeah but what are his bad points?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hey didn't you just announce on the GabCast that you had retired recently?

So now we got both Falkie and you grifting the system... You for early retirement.
Get back to work... you so in so, something bad, something or another not nice person.

How do you know Onan isn't independently wealthy and only works to stay busy?

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

[Yorkshire pud]

How did you get that out of my family album. All ten sisters too!

[BellBoy]

"That's Nice honey" is the original "Cool Story Bro". 

[Who]

Be careful about disclosing your age, my friend, as some here on the thread may begin to think you're washed up.  For example, "Who" doesn't take kindly to those of us who are north of 50, and you may have seen him excoriating me in the past as 58 is supposedly a senior citizen age.

Who doesn't take kindly to those who are north of 50?  Bullshit.  I merely expressed surprise at the obvious disconnect between your chronological age (58) and your juvenile behavior: Encouraging George Senda to make an even bigger ass of himself than he already is. Your endless fascination with Eric Pearl.  Goading Senda to make more "Kathy's Korner" videos.

I said you were 58 going on 14.  That's hardly being critical of people "north of 50."   It's encouraging a juvenile delinquent to act his age before he gets banned from Bellgab for doing childish, irresponsible things.  Oh wait, you already did that, didn't you?

Idiot.

[Jocko Johnson]

I'll remind you of the Battle of Britain. Summer 1940. Overwhelmingly out numbered by as much as 150-1. If those young men had failed, Germany would have invaded.

You think bombing at night was a walk in the park? Have a peek at the losses.

Hey cousin no problem we are the best of buddies, we did what ever we could for you guys like feeding those pilots during the Battle of Britain and they were fighting for their homes no one would have expected any less from them...how many of them were Americans who went and joined the RAF to fight side by side? I have the utmost respect and administration for those few who you many owed so much. Now let's get back to the war at hand...fighting this creature we know as the SLOB-O!!!!

[Jocko Johnson]

It will be shot well and get a ton of views as long as Kathy keeps her hole shut!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MIp7s3XYzY

Published on May 14, 2015

Kathy and I went to the Pick of the Patch Pumpkin sales site on Pacheco Boulevard and as usual in those days ( she does NOT do it now ) Kathy piped up with a remark which made me blow my stack at her. She used to make rude remarks about my videos all the time and its why I finally blew up when we went to Napa

Hey prevert what's up with filming and watching the children, you have no kids there, and it certainly isn't a place you and your fat ho is gonna be jumping around in?
You are so tough yelling at your ho!  Why is it flackie that you do not edit the stupid nonsense out, what the fuck is wrong with you you skank faced, cloven hooved idiot!  You are without a doubt the most rock headed dildo ever.  Just a real fool!

Hey your old buddy Kallell is here to post all your old lies and shit...can't wait!  You need to find a new place to spue your nonsense jerk off and no one here is gonna send you anything anymore. This honey hole is dry, time for you to move on you swine.

[Jocko Johnson]

If someone is both short sighted and near sighted (very common in people in their 60's) then bifocals are usually prescribed. Falkie probably just got glasses to correct his ability to see at distance. Therefore his ability to see up close would be hampered by his glasses. At $240.00 more than likely only correction for one of the conditions.

Onan thx...I already know that...but why wouldn't he get the proper glasses to see all the time and everything? Fixing half his problem with his little beady glowing red rat eyes with those glasses are about as useful as tits on a nun.

[Jocko Johnson]

They even make trifocals, which are really expensive.

Progressive lenses fix that problem(s) as well...I know all these things, my point is SLOB-O is a useless stupid dick head.

[Who]

Onan thx...I already know that...but why wouldn't he get the proper glasses to see all the time and everything? Fixing half his problem with his little beady glowing red rat eyes with those glasses are about as useful as tits on a nun.

If he had proper glasses he wouldn't do this . . .

[littlechris]

HILLARIOUS!!!!!

Chocolate, do you mind if I use this pic on my blog?

Ill mention your name as the source of course.

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[Jocko Johnson]

RS or should I say, Kallell...please any time you like let SLOB-O have it with both barrels. Let's take this bag of shit down baby!!! We need to just bang him out big time. We need to hear the real on him before he popped up here and disrupted this site. As well we need to do our civic duty and report his fraudulent  fat stinking ass to the proper authority's so people who need and deserve the bennys getbthem and SLOB-O and HO go to jail where they belong. It's unrestricted warfare...let's roll!!!!!

[Rally Squirrel]

Hey prevert what's up with filming and watching the children, you have no kids there, and it certainly isn't a place you and your fat ho is gonna be jumping around in?
You are so tough yelling at your ho!  Why is it flackie that you do not edit the stupid nonsense out, what the fuck is wrong with you you skank faced, cloven hooved idiot!  You are without a doubt the most rock headed dildo ever.  Just a real fool!

Hey your old buddy Kallell is here to post all your old lies and shit...can't wait!  You need to find a new place to spue your nonsense jerk off and no one here is gonna send you anything anymore. This honey hole is dry, time for you to move on you swine.

You just know that the line at the end was going to be "I'm doing this to make money." He said that in the Napa one as he hit Kathy.

It makes me wonder. He is making money off these so how much does Kathy get paid for her in-depth film revues? Is Falkie exploiting her and pocketing all the cash?