The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Open Lines Gerry]

I think the best possible outcome would be if she got her own show on the network, as it's clear her personality is pleasing to a good many people.

False.  Black bear.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaaANll8h18

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I saw Falkie!  I saw Falkie!  I saw Falkie!  I know he doesn't live anywhere near me but I was walking downtown and he passed me.  Same face, same hair, and wide as a house.  I mean he was one puffed out wall of flesh.  I don't mean to be offensive but it was a surreal experience.  I don't think I've ever been near someone that large before especially with so much skin showing.  I was afraid if I got too close I would be sucked in.  To his credit, he was wearing a freshly laundered cheap t-shirt and some tight shiny boy shorts.  He was chugging along at about 1/2 a mile per hour trying to get to the music festival, upright, proud, and steady but clearly fighting bad knees.  I'm sorry if the person is reading this but it was Falkie! 

I'm just so excited I can't think.

[Yorkshire pud]

I pose this question in all seriousness, and am more than willing to be informed that I am wrong.  From what I understand, Art's audience, following the July 19th test show, made it very clear that they did not care for Art having a co-host.  Art got the message, and although she may be on again later down the road, the (Redacted) gig has been put on indefinite hold.   Despite the wide variance in YouTube views for the interviews, hasn't George been somewhat vindicated?  I would chalk this one up as a victory of sorts for Falkie, and don't feel like (Redacted), or anyone else on her behalf, should be making victory laps at this point.

What do you guys think?

Being pathologically jealous to the point of posting a video of him pretending to be female by dint of wearing a scarf around his head, vindication does not make. The fat fuck is steaming because he cannot see why he was overlooked for a 'mere' woman. The serial misogynist can't abide the simple fact he's a shit and Redacted got the gig because she is talented.

[3OctaveFart]

Gerry, let's phrase it this way - what could Senda do that would please his detractors?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I saw Falkie!  I saw Falkie!  I saw Falkie! 

I saw Falkie drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect

[Yorkshire pud]

I saw Falkie drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect

Video or it didn't happen.

[paladin1991]

Somewhere in Grime with George Senda.  In this episode from August 5, 2014, Senda moans and bitches about how the lazy Social Security employees only work five and a half hours each day.  And that's not all.  Senda exposes Obama's secret plan to CLOSE all Social Security offices and eliminate all Social Security 800 numbers.  Lazy government employees.  Obama's secret plan to deprive Senda of his free money by closing all Social Security offices. Seriously, it's enough to keep a professional moocher up all night . . . or morning . . . or afternoon . . . or whenever it is Senda sleeps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPO-q7j8BIY

“They close the office at 3 O’clock in the afternoon.  That’s a hell of a deal.  They get off at 3:00 while everybody else in the country is working until 5:00.  They open up at 8:30 close at 5:00 and then they all take probably an hour off for lunch every day so what is that?  Three and a half hours plus two hours? They’re working five and a half hours a day."

Sendamemoney has some set of balls saying these things.  I think the question we all have to ask here is,"Who's set of balls did he steal?"

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Video or it didn't happen.

https://youtu.be/iDpYBT0XyvA

[paladin1991]

Easy, in Falkies world Patty and Kathy entered into a legally binding contract.

Patty told Kathy that she could stay there "As long as she needs to." and that means forever, it was a permanent home. Those other people did not have an iron clad contract, they were just family, how dare them!

Just look at how hard he went after Noorey for glasses money based on something he said about a year ago. You make a slight offer to that man and he will abandon all actual fruitful pursues to collect on it.

As a side note, George, I have $200 American Dollars burning a hole in my pocket and they can be yours. There are 2 ways to earn that cold hard cash.

1) On video tell the story of your freebie with KellyDD, all the details.

2) Get topless and titty fuck then fellate a medium sized kielbasa.

Once the video is uploaded and verified that it was captured the cash will be in your hands.

That there is some righteous beer money.  Is this open to Sendamemoney only?  Cuz I'll make up something and post it in a video.

[Yorkshire pud]

Idiocracy?

Yes. I B said it was that film. Ta.

[paladin1991]

It was Greece.  France is on Germany's side this time around.

so they finally figured out who the big winner on the continent is?

[Yorkshire pud]

That there is some righteous beer money.  Is this open to Sendamemoney only?  Cuz I'll make up something and post it in a video.

Yes. Exclusive to Senda. He makes the rules on propriety. He decided who Patty can and can't host in her home, and if they should or shouldn't pay her rent and for how long they should stay. Those are the rules.

Take em or leave em haters.

[paladin1991]

George and Kathy are plotting a new video strategy, over burgers and shakes. Kobe steak burgers and caviar shakes. 

Fixed.  After all, we paid for it, you know they are gravy sucking pigs.

[Rally Squirrel]

Gerry, let's phrase it this way - what could Senda do that would please his detractors?

That is easy, be a decent person and keep it up.

None of his detractors gave him shit for letting Kathy move in when she became homeless. It is something that a decent person would do.

But he got a rash of shit when he said she got on his nerves so he was kicking her out for a few days, it is a scum bag thing to do.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Gerry, let's phrase it this way - what could Senda do that would please his detractors?

He would have to stop being the George Senda, of course, that his fans, supporters, and "enablers"  : all know and love.  He would have to become the polar opposite of who he is now, starting with not posting every detail of his life on BellGab and YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxuYdzs4SS8

If the "keeps-things-to-himself George" that the detractors are looking for ever comes into existence, he will KILL the "Falkie George" that Senda enjoys being, and that we enjoy following. "A George - divided against itself - cannot stand!"

George - keep being you.  YOU should determine how you want to live and present yourself to the public - not anyone else, be it supporter or detractor.

[Yorkshire pud]

He would have to stop being the George Senda, of course, that his fans, supporters, and "enablers"  : all know and love.  He would have to become the polar opposite of who he is now, starting with not posting every detail of his life on BellGab and YouTube.

You omitted the bit about him being a misogynist bully who usually blames everyone (especially women) for all his ills, defects and bad fortune. You also missed the bit about him being a scrounging, freeloading, grifting begging twat. But it's a start.

[SredniVashtar]

Among the candidates is what some might see as a 'traditional' Labour stalwart, a bloke called Jeremy Coburn.

Corbyn. And 'quite left-leaning' is something of an understatement. He makes Trotsky look like Alf Garnett. Still, 'go, Jeremy', as far as I  am concerned. At least politics will actually be about ideas for a change instead of being an advertising circle-jerk. But I'm sure they will opt for some chubby cheeked snake oil salesman and balls it all up again.

Of course, he is Michael Foot 2.0, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

[SredniVashtar]

It's name escapes me, but there's a funny/ frighteningly real film basically where one bloke is on Earth who is intelligent (Not hyper clever, just normal) and everyone else is just like Senda dumb as fuck.

That's no film, sir. You are describing my life. 

[SredniVashtar]

I saw Falkie drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect

He also took little Suzy to the Junior Prom.

Let's just say it didn't turn out well.

[littlechris]

Can anyone recall Art Bell saying  in a recent interview that he enjoys reading  the "falkie thread"

I could have sworn I heard it on readacted's interview.

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[Who]

Can anyone recall Art Bell saying  in a recent interview that he enjoys reading  the "falkie thread"

I could have sworn I heard it on readacted's interview.

I can't confirm that but I know Art saw Falkie's "Midnight in the Crapper" video and expressed concern about Falkie's mental health.  He also said, and I paraphrase, "I may be washed up but at least I'm washed."  Or something to that effect.

[3OctaveFart]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cLjUaRQXCa0

[Open Lines Gerry]

George's sit-down with George Noory of Coast To Coast AM has now surpassed the 2,000 view mark, a very significant milestone in his YouTube career.  As his notoriety and subscriber base continue to climb, surely he will look back on this achievement someday to fully appreciate what this meant on his path to higher profile interviews and astronomical view counts.

Congratulations, George!  Well done, my friend!  Onward and upward - your trip to Pahrump for the granddaddy of interviews still lies ahead!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Onward and upward - your trip to Pahrump for the granddaddy of interviews still lies ahead!

Art's mailman?

[PathoJen]

Can anyone recall Art Bell saying  in a recent interview that he enjoys reading  the "falkie thread"

I could have sworn I heard it on readacted's interview.

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Oh hell no Art didn't say that LC. When Falkie uploaded that Redacted video with the scarf on his head and said all of those shitty things about Art (said it was satire), art just said he heard Falkie had gone off the deep end and he felt really bad for him. That was it. Art wouldn't be caught dead here, especially now that he's so busy.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

It's name escapes me, but there's a funny/ frighteningly real film basically where one bloke is on Earth who is intelligent (Not hyper clever, just normal) and everyone else is just like Senda dumb as fuck.

That sounds like "Idiocracy." 

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh hell no Art didn't say that LC. When Falkie uploaded that Redacted video with the scarf on his head and said all of those shitty things about Art (said it was satire), art just said he heard Falkie had gone off the deep end and he felt really bad for him. That was it. Art wouldn't be caught dead here, especially now that he's so busy.

Cos he's speshul?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Cos he's speshul?

The going rate for titty fucks from Senda is 200 beans, which is really on the high end of the market.  There are better bargains out there, particularly in Yorkshire pubs just before payday.

[Yorkshire pud]

The going rate for titty fucks from Senda is 200 beans, which is really on the high end of the market.  There are better bargains out there, particularly in Yorkshire pubs just before payday.

Before payday at last orders. After payday it's from opening time until way after the lock in.

[littlechris]