Art Bell

[Element 115]

Yes. I remember that. It was very awkward.

I tried to find this in my archives.  Was it during the test show?

[3OctaveFart]

Listen to Bell's creepy laugh in the one-on-one interview that was aired before her hiring.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Wasn't he asking her for pictures once over the air? I remember it vaguely because of how creepy it sounded. I guess none of us will be invited to the wedding now..

That was on the test show whenever Art introduces her, bringing up how fans have requested photos of her with "little to nothing on" and dwells on the idea a bit too long. The lip smack almost made me puke. At that point, they had already seen each other face to face when Heather and Aldous went to interview him in the lead up to MITD.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Switch to a Larry Sanders meets WKRP format where the show itself is secondary to the behind the scenes histrionics. Start with a core cast of Art as head lolcow and the woman with no name and misanthropic Roland as co-lolcows. Throw in a few recurring characters like Falkie, mice and stalkers. Every episode ends with Art quitting. Record the whole thing, pitch it to HBO and watch the Golden Globes pile up

I would tune in for that.

[littlechris]

Switch to a Larry Sanders meets WKRP format where the show itself is secondary to the behind the scenes histrionics. Start with a core cast of Art as head lolcow and the woman with no name and misanthropic Roland as co-lolcows. Throw in a few recurring characters like Falkie, mice and stalkers. Every episode ends with Art quitting. Record the whole thing, pitch it to HBO and watch the Golden Globes pile up

I would tune in for that.

Damn right. Me too.

[coaster]

I have reported you all for slander.
edit- I'd tune in x3

[Inglorious Bitch]

Damn right. Me too.

It would be funny if at the beginning of each new episode, his having quit the episode before was not referenced at all. Then he would quit at the end of each episode.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I have reported you all for slander.
edit- I'd tune in x3

Just don't have us banned. 

[PaulAtreides]

Imagine the dorito-dust fingered, virgin fanboys Heather could have if she told them she used to get people off over the phone.

Most of them eat Cheetos before going to bed and then wonder why their dicks are orange in the morning.

[BellBoy]

Just don't have us banned. 

It will be fine. Everything gets set back to 'normal' at the beginning of the next episode. 

[Kolchak]

Listen to Bell's creepy laugh in the one-on-one interview that was aired before her hiring.

I just re-listened to that interview, and it begins with Art joking how he was going to "take everyone for a ride" by running to Mexico with the subscription money.

[Element 115]

That was on the test show whenever Art introduces her, bringing up how fans have requested photos of her with "little to nothing on" and dwells on the idea a bit too long. The lip smack almost made me puke. At that point, they had already seen each other face to face when Heather and Aldous went to interview him in the lead up to MITD.

Ok I will have to re-listen to the test show.  I don't remember that, strange.

[littlechris]

FIFY

I just re-listened to that interview, and it begins with Art joking how he was going to "take everyone for a ride" by running to Vegas Mexico with the subscription money.

[Element 115]

FIFY

hahah I was thinking that but didn't fix it for him lol

[PathoJen]

Wasn't he asking her for pictures once over the air? I remember it vaguely because of how creepy it sounded. I guess none of us will be invited to the wedding now..

Yes, he was asking her creepy questions from day 1. He has the hots for her and she's loyal to him because she's a fan, is my guess.

Also, I didn't even notice the stalker in that little video. LOL! That's awesome!

[ziznak]

everybody on this site... reported

[coaster]

Yes, he was asking her creepy questions from day 1. He has the hots for her and she's loyal to him because she's a fan, is my guess.

That doesn't sound like the best relationship to be in. Seems like it would be weird and uncomfortable. 

[littlechris]

That doesn't sound like the best relationship to be in. Seems like it would be weird and uncomfortable.

Weird and uncomfortable for Heather?

[norland2424]

Wasn't he asking her for pictures once over the air? I remember it vaguely because of how creepy it sounded. I guess none of us will be invited to the wedding now..

is this the part that you ment?

[GuerrillaUnReal]

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[ziznak]

love how keith is "churnin buttah"

[ziznak]

Art please fix this fucking shit soon goddamnit... I don't want to see your face being photoshopped as much as noorys....

[ziznak]

martini this is the second time in 2 days you have had me rotfl-ing at work.... thank yew for your survice

[Uncle Duke]

Wasn't he asking her for pictures once over the air? I remember it vaguely because of how creepy it sounded. I guess none of us will be invited to the wedding now..

Damn trolls, you're making too much out of this.  Who among us old guys hasn't asked a hot young female co-worker for nekkid pictures of  herself early in our working relationship?

[chefist]

Damn trolls, you're making too much out of this.  Who among us old guys hasn't asked a hot young female co-worker for nekkid pictures of  herself early in our working relationship?

I prefer to stay out of civil court...but it seems those in show biz get away with almost anything...

[coaster]

this post has been redacted for slander.

[Inglorious Bitch]

this post has been redacted for slander.

clever 

[paladin1991]

That did happen and there was a giant backlash then. I remember it well.

Yeah.  I think because the AB purists wanted ART. Not Art and...   You could have paired ART with JESUS or Einstein.  And they would have bitched.  Bottom line is, they thought it was *THEIR * AB show not ARTs show. 

[ACE of CLUBS]

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'Beyond Cool' .....  !!

[henge0stone]

Art's facebook comment was unnecessary. How many times are you gonna complain about trolls? Yeah some of the shit was said about you but the fact of the matter is most people who visit bellgab are Art Bell fans one way or another.

The trolls that hate on Art don't care what he said about them, but now he is just blaming the forum for everything, his not coming back, Heather not coming back ect. How about you focus on the FANS on the forum and not just the trolls, which btw did you really think quitting for 7th time would go over well? Art Bell just doesn't give a shit as he is now dissing the forum that helped him the most and contains his most hardcore fans.