Art Bell

[Meister_000]

Still pissed about getting kicked out of the Facebook group?  Real easy plan to ease your butthurt. Don't listen.

Really strange you couldn't figure that out on your own.

WTF are you talking about Gravity, you going senile, can't read? I never was "on" FB, ever, never joined in any way shape or form -- in my life. You can't get in/on to FB to see Art's posts unless you have, or are willing to obtain a "User Account". Are those concepts difficult to understand? I don't Twit, and I don't do FB -- Why?  because I'm 61 years old and such things, when they appeared on the scene, were not my idea of "attractive", fun, nor productive, it's quite litteraly "kids stuff". And don't use terms like "butthurt" with me, you senile fagot. You happy now?

[Zenman]

All you folks who whiz in the shower.... I'm a little nervous about getting in the Jacuzzi with you now.

[Jackstar]

I quit that group after seeing all the sycophants.

All you folks who whiz in the shower.... I'm a little nervous about getting in the Jacuzzi with you now.

I won't get into one of those vile booty traps alone, let alone with booty.

[Value Of Pi]

All you folks who whiz in the shower.... I'm a little nervous about getting in the Jacuzzi with you now.

You should be. But for some reason Jackstar, who would be more than happy to pee in your shower, is shy about getting into a jacuzzi. One less person to worry about, I guess. Now for that old standby of peedom, swimming pools...

[Jackstar]

But for some reason Jackstar, who would be more than happy to pee in your shower, is shy about getting into a jacuzzi.

Now you're just taking the piss, which given the context, I find in very poor taste.

Urine in the shower is disposal. Urine in the hot tub is storage.

[Value Of Pi]

Now you're just taking the piss, which given the context, I find in very poor taste.

Urine in the shower is disposal. Urine in the hot tub is storage.

Ha. Poor taste? You? Anyway, Zenman is the guy you should be reassuring. Apparently, he isn't sure either where some people draw the line on urination, even after the long exchange earlier. I hope everyone shares your understanding of jacuzzi plumbing.

[Jackstar]

he isn't sure either where some people draw the line on urination, even after the long exchange earlier.

I assume that anyone freakish about piss in their shower is gonna make their preference known long before they hand me a towel and strip. What does one do, if their cat or hamster pees on them? Outside with a garden hose? That's probably how Howie Mandel would do it, sure.

I hope everyone shares your understanding of jacuzzi plumbing.

[Value Of Pi]

I assume that anyone freakish about piss in their shower is gonna make their preference known long before they hand me a towel and strip. What does one do, if their cat or hamster pees on them? Outside with a garden hose? That's probably how Howie Mandel would do it, sure.

You'd probably both be operating under different assumptions, one based on standard accepted guest behavior and the other based on a very relaxed code of conduct. If no one brings up the subject in advance, you'd both be in for a surprise.

[Dr. MD MD]

All you folks who whiz in the shower.... I'm a little nervous about getting in the Jacuzzi with you now.

It's irrelevant. The Jacuzzi is already full of piss. You know that!  :

[Dr. MD MD]

A doctor once told me when I was a young man with a mysterious throat infection after a really fun date that, "The whole world is covered in microbes. If we could see them all we'd go insane."

http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/05/not-just-beards-the-whole-worlds-poop-covered.html

The throat infection cleared up after a round of antibiotics. Thanks for asking 

[ge30542]

TOTALLY off topic, but, i'm watching a program on Madagascar.
They're in the capital city, what a 3rd world shithole! It occurred to me, wtf if i'd had been born there, instead of Illinois, USA. GEEZ! We are lucky, aren't we?

[K_Dubb]

TOTALLY off topic, but, i'm watching a program on Madagascar.
They're in the capital city, what a 3rd world shithole! It occurred to me, wtf if i'd had been born there, instead of Illinois, USA. GEEZ! We are lucky, aren't we?

I learned last night on Kaku that Madagascar was settled by the same Polynesians who filled the islands of the Pacific.  That is one hell of a story.

[GravitySucks]

WTF are you talking about Gravity, you going senile, can't read? I never was "on" FB, ever, never joined in any way shape or form -- in my life. You can't get in/on to FB to see Art's posts unless you have, or are willing to obtain a "User Account". Are those concepts difficult to understand? I don't Twit, and I don't do FB -- Why?  because I'm 61 years old and such things, when they appeared on the scene, were not my idea of "attractive", fun, nor productive, it's quite litteraly "kids stuff". And don't use terms like "butthurt" with me, you senile fagot. You happy now?

I deserved the whipping and you were correct in ostracizing me.  I was on my iPhone and meant to quote the idiot that posted below yours.

/self reported

[CornyCrow]

Any day now! He said!

Yeah.  The guy's great at innuendo, saying things without actually saying anything, stringing followers along through implications.  He might have been a good lawyer.

[CornyCrow]

in the process of ditching! but.... if he comes back art will salvage the paranormal network and save his reputation.3 strikes and you are OUT!I was a great fan of Art,i understand he is traumatized,but there has to be a way to protect his family and do the show.There are obvious candidates to consider for this type of Intimidation.

It's easy to offer a reward when you know the guy will never be caught because there is no one.  I'd be impressed if he hired a detective agency with a good track record, but for some reason that does not happen.  I wonder why?

[Ciardelo]

It's easy to offer a reward when you know the guy will never be caught because there is no one.  I'd be impressed if he hired a detective agency with a good track record, but for some reason that does not happen.  I wonder why?

Would you call in detectives with a major meth lab in your barn? I'm not saying he has a meth lab, I'm just asking why would anybody with a huge meth lab would call in detectives?

[VtaGeezer]

I've just always assumed that all men do.

Among the first things usually said to visiting Aussies:  "Hey, not in the sink!"

[CornyCrow]

Would you call in detectives with a major meth lab in your barn? I'm not saying he has a meth lab, I'm just asking why would anybody with a huge meth lab would call in detectives?

Yep.  The thought occurred to me - either there is no stalker, or, there is something that a detective might find that is better left unfound.  I've no idea of what that might be, and I tend to think that there is no stalker.   

[Ciardelo]

Yep.  The thought occurred to me - either there is no stalker, or, there is something that a detective might find that is better left unfound.  I've no idea of what that might be, and I tend to think that there is no stalker.

Yeah. I can just imagine what a horror it would be to have somebody find your meth lab. That would really mess up your day.

[GravitySucks]

Yeah. I can just imagine what a horror it would be to have somebody find your meth lab. That would really mess up your day.

Someone could always say they thought someone else was just cooking some filipino dish if something like that ever occurred somewhere.

[Ciardelo]

Someone could always say they thought someone else was just cooking some filipino dish if something like that ever occurred somewhere.

Those twat snots and their flip dishes. smh. I moved out to the desert to be away from them. 

[starrmtn001]

WTF are you talking about Gravity, you going senile, can't read? I never was "on" FB, ever, never joined in any way shape or form -- in my life. You can't get in/on to FB to see Art's posts unless you have, or are willing to obtain a "User Account". Are those concepts difficult to understand? I don't Twit, and I don't do FB -- Why?  because I'm 61 years old and such things, when they appeared on the scene, were not my idea of "attractive", fun, nor productive, it's quite litteraly "kids stuff". And don't use terms like "butthurt" with me, you senile fagot. You happy now?

Apologizes Meister, if you read my post to you before I deleted it.  It was a misunderstanding.

[Chronaut]

TOTALLY off topic, but, i'm watching a program on Madagascar.
They're in the capital city, what a 3rd world shithole! It occurred to me, wtf if i'd had been born there, instead of Illinois, USA. GEEZ! We are lucky, aren't we?

It's my understanding that the US employs a vast network of CIA operations around the world to maintain our global supremacy by continually destabilizing foreign countries, exploiting their natural resources, and extracting their financial wealth like a swarm of leeches.

So I'm not really sure if "luck" enters into that equation.

[WOTR]

I really don't think it is a touchy issue for most but I respect your right to a pee-free shower.

I'm trying to decide which amendment or paragraph covers this particular right.  I suppose the one about property?

[WOTR]

I assume that anyone freakish about piss in their shower is gonna make their preference known long before they hand me a towel and strip. What does one do, if their cat or hamster pees on them? Outside with a garden hose? That's probably how Howie Mandel would do it, sure.

I've been wondering about all of the fluids and solids that get flushed down sinks and tubs if you have a kid.  I can only assume that not everything that comes out of a baby ends up in the toilet... Instead it is washed off of hands in the sink, arms in the tub and off of cloths in the washing machine.  A washing machine full of fecal matter is far more concerning that a shower drain of urine...

Once it's down the drain, it is gone.  Once it is in your washer, it is there for the next load (pun intended.)

[Gruntled]

 ^^^^^^^
Is Art back yet?

[GravitySucks]

I'm trying to decide which amendment or paragraph covers this particular right.  I suppose the one about property?

Freedom of speech of course.

[K_Dubb]

I've been wondering about all of the fluids and solids that get flushed down sinks and tubs if you have a kid.  I can only assume that not everything that comes out of a baby ends up in the toilet... Instead it is washed off of hands in the sink, arms in the tub and off of cloths in the washing machine.  A washing machine full of fecal matter is far more concerning that a shower drain of urine...

Once it's down the drain, it is gone.  Once it is in your washer, it is there for the next load (pun intended.)

That is why towels and sheets should be sturdy and white, so you can alternate a hot-water-and-bleach wash with your clothes.  Colored towels are a menace to sanitation.

[ge30542]

It's my understanding that the US employs a vast network of CIA operations around the world to maintain our global supremacy by continually destabilizing foreign countries, exploiting their natural resources, and extracting their financial wealth like a swarm of leeches.

So I'm not really sure if "luck" enters into that equation.

You are probably correct. Not sure how much destabilization is necessary in Madagascar. I don't think their navy could harm us. Nor do we fear an invasion of our shores from their army. lol

[Autistic Star Children]

slow news day. first login since last night and still on the same page