Art Bell

[GravitySucks]

Hey - you're the one who dropped the holy soap into a bowl of poop, you damned Satanist!

Who holds a bar of soap over the toilet anyways?

[Ciardelo]

Who holds a bar of soap over the toilet anyways?

You can't really 'hold' it can you? Isn't it slippery?

[Dyna-X]

Who holds a bar of soap over the toilet anyways?

Yes! I would never do that!....not that I would judge anyone who does or anything.

[Value Of Pi]

I've obviously hit upon a touchy issue for you. I'm sorry you're so weirded out by bodily fluids but I don't have that luxury. It's what we're made of. Anyway, I'm sure I'll never meet you or be a guest in your house so no need to worry, you can turn the alarm bells off now.

It's a touchy issue for most people. Smart guy like you should see that. Undertakers also understand that most people are "weirded out" by dead bodies. Sure, it's all natural and it's no big deal for you. But that's a fairly self-centered attitude, particularly for anyone calling themself MD.

[K_Dubb]

Hey - you're the one who dropped the holy soap into a bowl of poop, you damned Satanist!

Adam 'twas who first yon soap ydroppèd.
Clumsy fool, damnation us ycoppèd.

[Dr. MD MD]

It's a touchy issue for most people. Smart guy like you should see that. Undertakers also understand that most people are "weirded out" by dead bodies. Sure, it's all natural and it's no big deal for you. But that's a fairly self-centered attitude, particularly for anyone calling themself MD.

I really don't think it is a touchy issue for most but I respect your right to a pee-free shower. So, just try to get the image of my massive shlong whizzing all over your precious shower out of your head. I'm sorry it's traumatized you so.

BTW, I don't think peeing in the shower is anymore "self-centered" than hijacking an Art Bell thread to talk about your phobia of urine. 

[Dyna-X]

You can't really 'hold' it can you? Isn't it slippery?

To prevent this and all holy disasters from occuring I suggest the Soap Pope on a Rope.

[GravitySucks]

I really don't think it is a touchy issue for most but I respect your right to a pee-free shower. So, just try to get the image of my massive shlong whizzing all over your precious shower out of your head. I'm sorry it's traumatized you so.

He probably would have really freaked out if he had seen the pictures of Shay's rat eating spaghetti and red sauce off of his stomach. I did. And I pee in the shower.

[Value Of Pi]

Do you see the kind of piss and shit we've been reduced to, Art? Do you see?

First, you lead us out of C2C bondage and into freedom. Then you abandon us multiple times while we descend into all levels of vile depravity. You had damn well better come back with those tablets this time.

[K_Dubb]

Do you see the kind of piss and shit we've been reduced to, Art? Do you see?

First, you lead us out of C2C bondage and into freedom. Then you abandon us multiple times while we descend into all levels of vile depravity. You had damn well better come back with those tablets this time.

He tried but, when he saw what we were doing, he dropped them.

[Dyna-X]

Maybe Art will visit this thread if we clean it up a bit.

[Chronaut]

Adam 'twas who first yon soap ydroppèd.
Clumsy fool, damnation us ycoppèd.

And thus didst evils unimagin’d evermore befall ye men who droppethst thy soap; O domina sancti!

To prevent this and all holy disasters from occuring I suggest the Soap Pope on a Rope.

Our salvation is at hand!  Hallelujah!

[Value Of Pi]

To prevent this and all holy disasters from occuring I suggest the Soap Pope on a Rope.

That's a start. Just no Golden Bars of Soap. We forsake all idols and have but one true Lord and Master, long may he rage in the night -- or whatever he's doing instead.

[Dyna-X]

He's probably finished dinner and is out with a brisk cup of coffee looking at the sunset wondering where life is going. Or something similar. That's what I'd do anyway.

[Jackstar]

At least you seem to recognize why other people wouldn't appreciate your peeing in their showers and would respect their feelings and practices. Jackstar doesn't even seem to understand why there would be any fuss.

My understanding of the fuss goes so far as to understand that some people are ignorant of plumbing and/or biology.


"Can I use your shower? I'm going to wash my dead epithelial cells, broken hair, whatever crap from the outdoors is sticking to my skin, and possibly some bits of actual crap that may or may not be clinging to my rectum right down your drain."

"Okay."

"I might piss down my own leg, too."

"Wat wat wat? GROSS!"

OBVIOUSLY it's rude to deliberately piss on someone while showering. OBVIOUSLY make sure the water temperature is appropriate before unleashing the Yangtze.

[K_Dubb]

OBVIOUSLY it's rude to deliberately piss on someone while showering. OBVIOUSLY make sure the water temperature is appropriate before unleashing the Yangtze.

Though I chuckled mightily at the sentiment, I believe you meant the Huang He.

I know, I am an unsufferable pedant.

[Jackstar]

Though I chuckled mightily at the sentiment, I believe you meant the Huang He.

I know, I am an unsufferable pedant.

I went for the laughs, not Final Jeopardy. You are, of course, correct--it's only the third-longest in Asia.

[Value Of Pi]

My understanding of the fuss goes so far as to understand that some people are ignorant of plumbing and/or biology.


"Can I use your shower? I'm going to wash my dead epithelial cells, broken hair, whatever crap from the outdoors is sticking to my skin, and possibly some bits of actual crap that may or may not be clinging to my rectum right down your drain."

"Okay."

"I might piss down my own leg, too."

"Wat wat wat? GROSS!"

OBVIOUSLY it's rude to deliberately piss on someone while showering. OBVIOUSLY make sure the water temperature is appropriate before unleashing the Yangtze.

I would stop you right there and ask if you had ever been properly instructed in the use of TP. The rest of the conversation would follow from your answer.

[ponyboysunset]

I'm unfamiliar with the dangers posed by urine, besides asparagus. Are you telling me, that after I stick my tongue down a woman's throat and up her vaginal canal, I might catch something from her piss splashing on my feet?

Why would I shower with someone if I'm not doing that? Weird. I don't get this yet.

This makes sense to me. Oh and women pee in the shower too.

[Element 115]

A long time ago, way back in history,
When all they had to drink was nothing but cups of tea,
Along came a mane by the name of Charlie Mopps,
And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops

He might have been an Admiral,
a Sultan or a King
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us: he's filled us with cheer.
God bless Charlie Mopps, the man who invented beer beer beer tiddily beer beer beer...

[Value Of Pi]

This makes sense to me. Oh and women pee in the shower too.

Some women, some men. Enough to make the subject worth covering on "Seinfeld."

[Jackstar]

I would stop you right there and ask if you had ever been properly instructed in the use of TP. The rest of the conversation would follow from your answer.

Dab, never dig. Search your feelings; you know this to be true.

[CornyCrow]

White Knighting? Because I choose not to whine like a spoiled cunt? I guess so then cunt. You're A CUNT. And you whine like a bitch, bitch. Enjoying the show tonight? Who does Dave have on?

Why must you degrade the conversation so?  You lose respect when you talk that way. 

[Jackstar]

You lose respect when you

Respect is a social lie. Keep it to your self.

[Element 115]

A barrel of malt a bucket of hops
and add some yeast
put it all together and let it ferment and swell
When it's brewed and ready, at 11 o'clock we'll stop
for 5 short seconds, we'll remember Charlie Mopps

One...two...three...four...five

Hey!

He might have been an Admiral,
a Sultan or a King
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us with cheer.
God bless Charlie Mopps, the man who invented beer beer beer tiddily beer beer beer...

[Value Of Pi]

Dab, never dig. Search your feelings; you know this to be true.

The conversation would have ended right there. No shower for you! Next!

Go ahead, call me the Shower Nazi.

[Jackstar]

No shower for you! Next!

Go ahead, call me the Shower Nazi.

Wouldn't that mean... I had to take a shower? I don't think you've thought this thing through, I really don't.

[Value Of Pi]

Wouldn't that mean... I had to take a shower? I don't think you've thought this thing through, I really don't.

No, it would mean, make sure that your pants are clean at least and make sure you don't stink up the place or you'll have to leave. Your personal hygiene is your business unless you also make it my business.

We're living in a society, people! The Great Costanza also said that.

[GravitySucks]

The conversation would have ended right there. No shower for you! Next!

Go ahead, call me the Shower Nazi.

VofP, are my services required here?

[PB the Deplorable]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B7O6lUyEJs