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Started by sillydog, April 07, 2008, 11:21:45 PM

Quote from: rekcuf on May 01, 2017, 04:55:05 PM
Inglorious Bitch, I want to be on you. And in you. Stir them guts. Woo!

Are you talking to me or Michael Horn? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Pour one out for the homies dat ain't never seen dey own dick. Sheeit!

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on May 01, 2017, 05:04:51 PM
Are you talking to me or Michael Horn? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Both.


mikuthing01

Quote from: rekcuf on May 01, 2017, 05:01:12 PM
3.8? LOL @ Koreans.

TaepoDONG-1
Liftoff thrust: 525.25 kN
Total mass: 33,406 kg
Diameter: 1.80 m
Length: 25.80 m




Quote from: mikuthing01🇯🇵🗾🗼🎋🌸🐙🐲🐼 on May 01, 2017, 05:07:45 PM
TaepoDONG-1
Liftoff thrust: 525.25 kN
Total mass: 33,406 kg
Diameter: 1.80 m
Length: 25.80 m





We all know he has a baby dick. Look at those pinchable cheeks. I can't stay mad Kim. He's muh nigga.







MAX

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 01, 2017, 01:18:57 PM
There's that persecution complex of yours again, rearing it's ugly head. When I first came here (about 18 months ago) you were in a lather about Nancy and some others here apparently outing your lesbian relationship with Eagle. I say apparently because they all seem dumbfounded by it all but you just kept crusading, sure you'd been wronged. I'm sure in your mind people are always slighting you in one way or another.  ::)

What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!

Quote from: MAX on May 01, 2017, 05:34:05 PM

100 people that don''t do dick!

They have something in common with Art. (See how I brought us all back to topic)

ponyboysunset

Quote from: MAX on May 01, 2017, 05:34:05 PM
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
Hahahahahahah this is hilarious!!!
Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on May 01, 2017, 05:35:40 PM
They have something in common with Art. (See how I brought us all back to topic)
This was equally funny. Back to back hits here in the Art Bell Rose Girl thread.

Also how in the hell did we get into the topic of pegging? Really? And no I am not a size queen either  :P

MAX

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on May 01, 2017, 05:35:40 PM
They have something in common with Art. (See how I brought us all back to topic)

Sorry I thought this was the Rose G thread my bad.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 01, 2017, 05:43:32 PM
Hahahahahahah this is hilarious!!! This was equally funny. Back to back hits here in the Art Bell Rose Girl thread.

Also how in the hell did we get into the topic of pegging? Really? And no I am not a size queen either  :P

Girl, you're bringing out the Mike Pence in me. I can almost feel the force lighting in my finger tips.

MAX

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 01, 2017, 05:43:32 PM
Hahahahahahah this is hilarious!!! This was equally funny. Back to back hits here in the Art Bell Rose Girl thread.

Also how in the hell did we get into the topic of pegging? Really? And no I am not a size queen either  :P


Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?
A: Well hung.

RoseGirl

Quote from: MAX on May 01, 2017, 05:47:52 PM
Sorry I thought this was the Rose G thread my bad.

I don't have a thread.  :(

(by the way, pbs....How can you tell if your new roommate is a straight girl?)



(.....she thinks a strap on is a purse).


chefist

Quote from: rekcuf on May 01, 2017, 05:51:32 PM
Girl, you're bringing out the Mike Pence in me. I can almost feel the force lighting in my finger tips.




Catsmile

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 01, 2017, 05:43:32 PM
Hahahahahahah this is hilarious!!! This was equally funny. Back to back hits here in the Art Bell Rose Girl thread.

Also how in the hell did we get into the topic of pegging? Really? And no I am not a size queen either  :P

Thank Goddess!!! Peg me nao! Drive me crazy with that wild firebush, BB! :-*

Quote from: RoseGirl on May 01, 2017, 05:51:44 PM
I don't have a thread.  :(

(by the way, pbs....How can you tell if your new roommate is a straight girl?)



(.....she thinks a strap on is a purse).

Just a question.  Why do lesbians like strap-on's?  Doesn't it defeat the whole purpose of being lesbian?  I mean if a woman likes something hard and long down there then chances are the woman isn't really gay at all.  Maybe you hate being around men but you like the sex.

MAX

Quote from: RoseGirl on May 01, 2017, 05:51:44 PM
I don't have a thread.  :(

(by the way, pbs....How can you tell if your new roommate is a straight girl?)

.....she thinks a strap on is a purse).

Ha Ha good one need to share with my pal that told me these yes she is a dreaded lesbian .. ( hot singer in a rock band but I think she is now taken)

Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

Q What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A  lickalotapus




GravitySucks

Quote from: MAX on May 01, 2017, 06:09:16 PM
Ha Ha good one need to share with my pal that told me these yes she is a dreaded lesbian .. ( hot singer in a rock band but I think she is now taken)

Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

Q What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A  lickalotapus

Q. How does a lesbian hold her liquor?
A. Both ears.

mikuthing01

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 01, 2017, 06:03:22 PM
Just a question.  Why do lesbians like strap-on's?  Doesn't it defeat the whole purpose of being lesbian?  I mean if a woman likes something hard and long down there then chances are the woman isn't really gay at all.  Maybe you hate being around men but you like the sex.

The good looking lesbians (1% of confused collage girls) like oral. The other 99% are ugly fat manish dikes are in it for the giant rubber dongs and double fisting

RoseGirl

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 01, 2017, 06:03:22 PM
Just a question.  Why do lesbians like strap-on's?  Doesn't it defeat the whole purpose of being lesbian?  I mean if a woman likes something hard and long down there then chances are the woman isn't really gay at all.  Maybe you hate being around men but you like the sex.

Actually, very few lesbians like or use strap-ons, if you must know. Strap-ons are, for the most part, more of a male porn invention. Just another example of men thinking it's alllllll about them. lol


RoseGirl

yep...heard most of those jokes back in the 70s.  :)


Catsmile

Quote from: mikuthing01🇯🇵🗾🗼🎋🌸🐙🐲🐼 on May 01, 2017, 06:11:51 PM
The good looking lesbians (1% of confused collage girls) like oral. The other 99% are ugly fat manish dikes are in it for the giant rubber dongs and double fisting


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