George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Maloney mentions a story about some guy that was kidnapped by bigfoot and held in a cave until the guy escaped, and George said he knew of the story.  As long as I've been listening to to c2c I never heard George, or anybody else, mention this.  It sounds entertaining.  I'd like to know more. 

The guy who was kidnapped by Bigfoot was Albert Ostman.  He escaped by giving Daddy Bigfoot some snuff to eat and it made him extremely sick.  It is a great story and the Nooron could have easily googled it and found the details but he is too lazy and just does not care.
Story: http://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=1091
Youtube clip of interview with Mr. Ostman: BFGTV-Video Vault-Albert Ostman

[Juan]

Maybe sNoory doesn't know how to use Google and Tommy hasn't had time.

[lonevoice]

Maybe sNoory doesn't know how to use Google and Tommy hasn't had time.

That sounds like the most likely scenario.   If Tommy's too busy to do it, it's probably because he has to rewrite Jorch's 3 X 5 cards all the time from Jorch getting his greasy, pizza roll fingers all over them.

[ufogadfly]

I almost forgot - last night sNoory said that Egypt is becoming a "real melting pot" what with the riots and killings and all.
Melting pot.

Oh, my God. I'm thinking "Beyond Belief" is very appropriate.

[MaxHeadroom]

Here's something I hadn't considered before.  Cheap Channel is in the artist management and promotion business.  A lot of people in the music business are very upset by this, thinking that Cheap Channel radio stations will play music only by Cheap Channel artists.

Could Cheap Channel be managing some of the infomercial guests that appear on Coast?  If so, that could mean that sNoory and Coast will be around for a long time.  Cheap Channel could consider the show a promotional cost for its artists.

Yes, it is just another late night infomercial.  C2C will persist, but it won't be anything worth listening to, unless they are talking about your friend's book or product.

[lonevoice]

Welcome to Coastgab, MaxHeadroom.   Your avatar is iconic.   Max Headroom was brilliant.

[Juan]

And one more from last night - sNoory was talking about how he had expanded Coast from what it used to be - he wouldn't want to talk about UFOs for an entire week, Bigfoot for an entire week, etc.  He said that he had added topics such as health care and topics "that were hard to understand.  Those are what they are."

Is that most of the topics or all of them?  George Noory sucks.

[General Johnson Jameson]

And one more from last night - sNoory was talking about how he had expanded Coast from what it used to be - he wouldn't want to talk about UFOs for an entire week, Bigfoot for an entire week, etc.  He said that he had added topics such as health care and topics "that were hard to understand.  Those are what they are."

Well great George, you fucking dunce..Why did you feel the need to say ^?
Doesn't this seem totally from left field and unneccesary, unless....

YAY!

[Max_TO]

George always looks for pats on the back and almost forces guests and his fellow c2c hosts to talk him up.

George is pathetic, hence the reason that I can't listen to him any more.

I wonder if John B was given special orders to blow extra sunshine up Georges ass tonight, in light of the news of Art's possible return to the airwaves.

God, I can't wait for a tell all book.

[NoMoreNoory]

During last nights show (at about 1:25:00 YouTube time), Ball Bag takes a call from the Skype line. Now, if you are or ever have been a Skype user, you're very familiar with it's various ticks. The call drops and it sounds as though a caller on another line was on momentarily. No big deal.  Jorch marvels at how "strange" it was: "That my friends, was as weird as it gets!!!" Ok. If you say so Jorch. But, the kicker was this, "We had a weird time when uhhh, we had Ms. Stasi on...couple weeks ago and a voice popped through!"
This ass clown is still seriously attempting to pass his appallingly pathetic prank off as anything but that.
He likes to call us "Haters". I am now embracing the term.
I am a proud George Noory Hater! Who wants a t-shirt?

[Max_TO]

Okay Mr nomorenoory I would pay money to a hacker if they would up load your avatar pic to the coast website 

[General Johnson Jameson]

He likes to call us "Haters". I am now embracing the term.

He is still talking about us? I hope so. Talk about me you stale pissbag!
Hey Noory, you like fucking pathetic in the sleeveless workout shirt. Give me a break man. The hardest work you do is masturbate. Tumeric lube for fewer ropeburns from Mary Palms and her five sisters you son of a bitch?
Eat a cock Noory 

[lordofinsanity]

He is still talking about us? I hope so. Talk about me you stale pissbag!
Hey Noory, you like fucking pathetic in the sleeveless workout shirt. Give me a break man. The hardest work you do is masturbate. Tumeric lube for fewer ropeburns from Mary Palms and her five sisters you son of a bitch?
Eat a cock Noory 

Wow, take it easy dude......

[General Johnson Jameson]

Wow, take it easy dude......

Huh? I'm doin alright.
What's up?

[At the stroke of midnight]

     A few things I learned during the Christopher Maloney crypto segment:  1.  Andy Kaufman talked openly about faking his death and told someone that if he did it the (fake) cause would be lung cancer.  And then he dies of lung cancer.  2.  Maloney mentions a story about some guy that was kidnapped by bigfoot and held in a cave until the guy escaped, and George said he knew of the story.  As long as I've been listening to to c2c I never heard George, or anybody else, mention this.  It sounds entertaining.  I'd like to know more.  Yeah, sure, it's a load of bull, but why would that stop George from doing a show on it?  Or fifty shows on it?  George also played a tape of supposedly some bigfoots growling, and Maloney asked him where the recording was made, and George said he didn't know.  Ten years of doing this and he can't be bothered to research such basic, simple, information.  He began open lines with, "Well, here I am!" and had the nerve to mention the Stasi incident as one of those weird things that occurred on his show.  This guy has been fixing us a crap sandwhich for way too long.
 

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Anyone who has been interested in Bigfoot for many years, knows the Albert Ostman story. It happened 1924 in BC Canada (it was also in BC that a young Bigfoot named "Jacko" was captured - I believe in the late 1800's). Ostman was a Swedish immigrant miner, looking for gold when he said a Bigfoot picked him up in his sleeping bag and carried him for miles to a secluded valley in the mountains. He stayed with this Bigfoot family (adult male, adult female, young male and young female) for about two weeks. He tried to escape many times, but was only successful when he drugged the adult male with snuff. I believe Ostman's story, because I have seen him on film telling it. I believe there is a youtube video of him, but I've never seen it. Back when I thought there was still hope for C2C, I e-mailed Lisa to suggest trying to find a living relative of Ostman for a guest. I suggested that instead of people hawking dull books, they get some guests on who had actually experienced interesting things (instead of just writing about them) as Art used to do. Art was really boring when he would go on and on about his family or his vacations, but when he had 'real' folks on (like Mel, or Howard Storm or the woman who died in a car crash and came back) he had me glued to the radio. Jorch could never do an interview without some book to use for a crutch. He doesn't read them, but he can fall back on the cover blurb for 'questions'. Jorch probably knows about Ostman because Lisa suggested the show, and it scared him because there was no book involved. I'm sure if pressed for details on the Ostman story, he could not come up with any, including the name Ostman.

[wisconsinguy]

I just signed on after running a search for "George Noory Sucks."  683 pages!  Whew.

For me, his stupidity and obvious lack of talent are just the start.  But what about the music?

We used to get strange sounds, or bumpers that matched the topic, or interesting music not heard elsewhere.  Now the show sounds like Wolfman Jack in 1965.

Count me with the millions who patiently wait for Art to return, if only to eliminate George's desire to return to his Solid Gold Weekend days.

[zeebo]

I just signed on after running a search for "George Noory Sucks."  683 pages!  Whew.

For me, his stupidity and obvious lack of talent are just the start.  But what about the music?

We used to get strange sounds, or bumpers that matched the topic, or interesting music not heard elsewhere.  Now the show sounds like Wolfman Jack in 1965.

Count me with the millions who patiently wait for Art to return, if only to eliminate George's desire to return to his Solid Gold Weekend days.

Agreed, I'm so tired of this drive-time top 40 cheeseball and his uninspired golden oldies. 

[Doomed]

Wolfman Jack is a legend, something noory will never be.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Wolfman Jack is a legend, something noory will never be.

Heh, even Dr. Demento is 100X anything Noory could ever muster.

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory thinks that Dr Morgus from his childhood in the Detroit area, bumbling around and schlockly failing at his various inventions in between presenting late night horror movies, was the greatest entertainer ever and George's shows never stray too far from that format.

[jinwicked]

For some reason I kinda like her droning.  I find it kinda hypnotic in a good way.

This is from a few pages ago, but it's how I felt about the Zeta-Talk lady. It almost put me into a trance.

Looks like I can still listen to her on YouTube: http://www.zetatalk.com/video.htm

[CrabbyOld Bat]

I just signed on after running a search for "George Noory Sucks."  683 pages!  Whew.

For me, his stupidity and obvious lack of talent are just the start.  But what about the music?

We used to get strange sounds, or bumpers that matched the topic, or interesting music not heard elsewhere.  Now the show sounds like Wolfman Jack in 1965.

Count me with the millions who patiently wait for Art to return, if only to eliminate George's desire to return to his Solid Gold Weekend days.

Agreed, his music selection is terrible. It was never good but it seems to be getting worse, along with everything else he does. Two songs that really make me want to scream: UFO Phil's song and the ukelele version of Over the Rainbow. Aaaaauuugh!

[MV/Liberace!]

...and the ukelele version of Over the Rainbow. Aaaaauuugh!

He plays that? Bleh.

[Juan]

Every Friday night ^ - which means first thing Saturday, I have to get out Miles Davis' version.

[HAL 9000]

so GN just had to bring up a guests very sick child on the air in the first moments of the news segment tonight.... blind siding this poor guy and bringing the show to a screeching halt... what a scumbag noory is.. F you noory!

I heard that, barely on five minutes and embarrassed the guy. Already name-dropped his stupid fake Internet TV show, too.

Wow, that was really awkward. Snorge is such a cretin. 

That was so uncomfortable. He's always so oddly detached when children are involved. The ways in which he references his own children and grandchildren are always so impersonal. "Daughter #2" for example, and just now with "the little girl Sophia". Such a mess of a human.

I heard Noory bring up Mitch's daughter on air, and I actually thought it was tacky. Mitch Batros sounded emotional and all Noory could say is "prayer for the girl" and "the little girl" ... And used Battros being upset to segway into the weather.. it was weird and creepy.

Mitch Battros' daughter just made the skin crawl and is best passed over in silence...

After listening to that uncomfortable opening of the show the other night, I too thought Nooron churlish in his handling of Mitch Battros' one-year-old baby problems. Yet something didn't seem quite right with Battros - maybe it was a sixth-sense, but it seemed like a possible set-up to me, so I investigated further.

I can now say with utmost confidence, and evidence to back it up, that Mitch Battros soliciting funds for his "ill" daughter is a fraud.

It's time for bed, plus the Superbowl is on later - let's just say I will provide the evidence and proof that Battros is completely fraudulent about his "donation" money scams, and I have links, screenshots, etc. to prove his fraud. I don't know how tired I'll be tonight, but maybe I'll start a new thread detailing his fraud after the game, and the veracity of my proof.

Ta-ta!

         

[Max_TO]

After listening to that uncomfortable opening of the show the other night, I too thought Nooron churlish in his handling of Mitch Battros' one-year-old baby problems. Yet something didn't seem quite right with Battros - maybe it was a sixth-sense, but it seemed like a possible set-up to me, so I investigated further.

I can now say with utmost confidence, and evidence to back it up, that Mitch Battros soliciting funds for his "ill" daughter is a fraud.

It's time for bed, plus the Superbowl is on later - let's just say I will provide the evidence and proof that Battros is completely fraudulent about his "donation" money scams, and I have links, screenshots, etc. to prove his fraud. I don't know how tired I'll be tonight, but maybe I'll start a new thread detailing his fraud after the game, and the veracity of my proof.

Ta-ta!

         

I am reminded of the time when R C Hogwash was on coast with sNoory asking for donations to go to Egypt, which he never ended up doing and it goes without saying that R C Hogwash kept all of the stupid people's money. Seems like Coast simply tries to milk stupid people from their money now a days.
Isn't there laws against that kind of thing? Perhaps George has more to worry about than the return of Art

[somatichypermutation]

I am reminded of the time when R C Hogwash was on coast with sNoory asking for donations to go to Egypt, which he never ended up doing and it goes without saying that R C Hogwash kept all of the stupid people's money. Seems like Coast simply tries to milk stupid people from their money now a days.
Isn't there laws against that kind of thing? Perhaps George has more to worry about than the return of Art

Absolutely there are laws, and if George knows or should know of the fraud he could have problems.  Particularly if he does it as a course of business.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Absolutely there are laws, and if George knows or should know of the fraud he could have problems.  Particularly if he does it as a course of business.

You're kidding right? I do love your optimism though.

Hal, that's pretty sick. The whole damn topic is sick.

If there were at least a couple weeks or maybe even a month between instances where we have to here, or dig up thru investigation, but practically every other night. Is there a problem here?

[Max_TO]

Well on a side note...
Just before Art left coast I had a dream that Art was selling his condo. I remember that I had wanted to call his new years eve predictions show to tell him of my dream, but as we all know he never ended up doing that show.

This year roughly at the same time, I had a dream that George came on the airwaves to apologize to coast listeners for failing them.
Perhaps this latest dream will also prove to be prophetic as well

[stevesh]

I can now say with utmost confidence, and evidence to back it up, that Mitch Battros soliciting funds for his "ill" daughter is a fraud.

Looking forward to that. Scam artists who use an illness (or worse, a sick child) to run their cons are the worst of the worst.